Ribombee

Ribombitch
"binfgnifghn"
STATUS: UNKNOWN
Years active	Who fucking knows
Occupation	Bitch
Fighting style	Flailing
Favorite food	Cherries
Major arcana	X Wheel of Fortune
Charisma	2 (-3)
Drops	Cherry stem

Ribombee is not a bee. Ribombitch is not a bee. Ribombee is a fly. Ribomfly is not a bitch. Ribombitch is not flying. Ribombnot is fly a bee, bitch. Bitch ain't fly.

History

whatever you do, do NOT research this thing. I swear to god it's fucking chasing me. I think I hear it in the vents... oh fuck oh GOD the NOISE... THE BUZZING, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE SCREAMS, FUCK MAKE IT STOP!!!! IT'S COMING FOR ME, SHUT UP SHUT U-

I'M GOING TO DIE

Habits

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Ribombee enjoys pretending to be a bee, which typically means it's found where bees are. Where are bees? Nobody knows, which is why you can find Ribombee anywhere. When observed, it never seems to be doing anything of "value" to the "world", yet it persists.

The creature has been observed:

• Buzzing
• Breathing
• Bitching
• Yelling "bnifghn"
• Unable to say the word "Bitch"
• Vomiting
• Scromiting
• Dead
• Dying
• "Living"?
• Being generally annoying

If you witness Ribombitch doing any of these things, give it a wide berth, or kill it.