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== Kobold ==
== Kobold ==

Revision as of 19:52, 7 December 2024

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Kobold

wow

look at it, blowing it up with mind


Known Crimes

  • Osha violations
  • embezzlement
  • contracting rabies
  • FDA violations
  • tax evasion
  • getting rabies again what the hell


Escape from Detroit

a dramatic scene from the "Escape from Detroit" arc. Featuring Kriv's iconic "Casting Cough"
  • After a life of crime, krivothy has had to make a run from the law. Even with the assistance of JFK, Kriv fails to defeat Detroit: Become Human, it is taken by Detroit to be processed for its

Execution and Death

  • In preperation for Kriv's execution. It is first pumped full of battery acid.
  • the following step involves the violent mulchification of Kriv into its iconic food-snack-treat. Krunks (Kriv Chunks)
  • After the execution is completed, an epitaph is erected in its honor.

BUT WAIT

resurrection

  • it got better, the cycle shall restart anew