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== Known Crimes == | |||
* Osha violations | |||
* embezzlement | |||
* contracting rabies | |||
* FDA violations | |||
* tax evasion | |||
* getting rabies again what the hell | |||
<gallery mode="nolines" widths="350" heights="350" perrow="4"> | |||
File:Krivoshaviolation.png|osha violations aplenty | |||
File:Krabies.PNG|contracting rabies | |||
File:KrivBorger.png|unlicensed food consuming | |||
File:Krabies2.PNG|god fucking dammit it caught rabies again can someone please do something about this | |||
</gallery> | |||
== Escape from Detroit == | |||
[[File:Kastingkouch.png|200px|thumb|left|a dramatic scene from the "Escape from Detroit" arc. Featuring Kriv's iconic "Casting Cough"]] | |||
<gallery mode="nolines" widths="350" heights="350" perrow="4"> | |||
File:Goforitkriv.png|world renowned kriv spinoff material covering these events in detail | |||
</gallery> | |||
* After a life of crime, krivothy has had to make a run from the law. Even with the assistance of JFK, Kriv fails to defeat [[Detroit: Become Human]], it is taken by Detroit to be processed for its | |||
== Execution and Death == | |||
* In preperation for Kriv's execution. It is first pumped full of battery acid. | |||
<gallery mode="nolines" widths="350" heights="350" perrow="4"> | |||
File:Batteryacidkriv.png|like so. | |||
</gallery> | |||
* the following step involves the violent mulchification of Kriv into its iconic food-snack-treat. Krunks (Kriv Chunks) | |||
<gallery mode="nolines" widths="350" heights="350" perrow="4"> | |||
File:Krunks.png|like so. | |||
</gallery> | |||
* After the execution is completed, an epitaph is erected in its honor. | |||
<gallery mode="nolines" widths="350" heights="350" perrow="4"> | |||
File:Naenaekobold.png|like so. | |||
File:Heavenkriv.png|and now it's in heaven, sad. | |||
</gallery> | |||
[[Category:Animals]] | |||
== BUT WAIT == | |||
== resurrection == | |||
* it got better, the cycle shall restart anew | |||
<gallery mode="nolines" widths="350" heights="350" perrow="4"> | |||
File:Krizard.png|it lives yet again | |||
</gallery> | |||
Revision as of 19:51, 7 December 2024
-othy kobolds, it is a
-othy kobolds, it is a
Kobold
wow
Known Crimes
- Osha violations
- embezzlement
- contracting rabies
- FDA violations
- tax evasion
- getting rabies again what the hell
-
osha violations aplenty
-
contracting rabies
-
unlicensed food consuming
-
god fucking dammit it caught rabies again can someone please do something about this
Escape from Detroit
-
world renowned kriv spinoff material covering these events in detail
- After a life of crime, krivothy has had to make a run from the law. Even with the assistance of JFK, Kriv fails to defeat Detroit: Become Human, it is taken by Detroit to be processed for its
Execution and Death
- In preperation for Kriv's execution. It is first pumped full of battery acid.
-
like so.
- the following step involves the violent mulchification of Kriv into its iconic food-snack-treat. Krunks (Kriv Chunks)
-
like so.
- After the execution is completed, an epitaph is erected in its honor.
-
like so.
-
and now it's in heaven, sad.
BUT WAIT
resurrection
- it got better, the cycle shall restart anew
-
it lives yet again
