Norman Reedus: Difference between revisions
(Created page with "{{Infobox person | Norman Reedus | frameless|250px | "Oh man... this is just like The Ride with Norman Reedus" | ACTIVE | background:#63ab3f | 2010-present | Mailman | Cargo Toss | Monster Energy Drink | XIII Death | 10 (+0) | 250kg of Ceramics }} Norman Reedus is the titular character of Norman Reedus & the Funky Fetus. He is an echo fighter of Keanu Reeves. Instead of using a gun, Norman Reedu...") |
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| "Oh man... this is just like The Ride with Norman Reedus" | |
| STATUS: ACTIVE | |
| Years active | 2010-present |
| Occupation | Mailman |
| Fighting style | Cargo Toss |
| Favorite food | Monster Energy Drink |
| Major arcana | XIII Death |
| Charisma | 10 (+0) |
| Drops | 250kg of Ceramics |
Norman Reedus is the titular character of Norman Reedus & the Funky Fetus. He is an echo fighter of Keanu Reeves. Instead of using a gun, Norman Reedus shoots blood at his foes like a lizard, dealing dark damage instead of piercing. Their down-air also no longer has a sweet spot, but deals slightly more damage overall.
The Walking Dead with Norman Reedus[edit | edit source]
Norman Reedus spontaneously came into being to star as the titular character of The Walking Dead with Norman Reedus. I didn't watch it zombies are too scary :(
Reedus was nominated for a Saturn Award for his performance on the show. He was unable to accept because it only came out on Sony Playstation.
The Ride with Norman Reedus[edit | edit source]
The Ride with Norman Reedus is the coolest shit ever. Dude, motorcycles? That's so fucking cool.
Shit's so cash. If you see something cool you should say the words "That was so cool. They should put that on The Ride with Norman Reedus." Seriously you should add it to your vocabulary now.
Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus with Norman Reedus[edit | edit source]
- Main article: Norman Reedus & the Funky Fetus
Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus is widely regarded as the most influential videogame ever made. It came to creator Hideo Kojima in a shared sex dream with Mr. Reedus. The game is notable for inventing many concepts, such as the strand-type genre, mail-fu, covid 19, isolation, babies, the coarseness of sand, Mads Mikkelsen, 3D printing, time, Osamu Dazai's masterpiece Japanese novel No Longer Human, Conan O'Brien, women, reliable mail service, and being sad.
Norman Reedus is still trapped in the videogame. He might escape in the next one, we'll see.
Family with Norman Reedus[edit | edit source]
Norman Reedus has a son named Mingus Reedus. Thought you should know.