Post-capitalist Eugene Krabs

Post-capitalist Eugene "Mr." Krabs
"Fuck all them ocean critters"
STATUS: ALIVE
Years active	2012-present
Occupation	Hypercapital Plutocrat
Fighting style	Money
Favorite food	Money
Major arcana	X Wheel of Fortune
Charisma	8 (-1)
Drops	Wallet w/ First Dollar

Post-capitalist Mr. Krabs reveals his intentions to kill Sponge

Post-capitalist Eugene Krabs is a character from the Spongebob Squarepants Season 21 Finale "A Sponge That Never Was." His sole obsession in life is killing his two employees, Spongebob and Squidward, as well as everyone else in Bikini Bottom. He conspires with his only friend, Pachinko, to poison the waters of the ocean. At the end of the episode, he succeeds.

Despite his original debut resulting in the deaths of all of the show's major characters, Post-Capitalist Eugene Krabs became a recurring character on the show, often coming up with new ways to make life shit for the inhabitants of Spongebob City. He was voted most popular character at the Nick Kids Choice Awards every year since his debut. The Make A Wish Foundation released data showing that Post-capitalist Eugene Krabs was the most popular choice of character to provide voluntary euthanasia.

Appearance

Post-capitalist Eugene Krabs appears as an inverted, twisted version of Eugene Krabs. As such, he's usually seen in his dark red shirt, brown pants, and blue belt buckle. His teeth are as black as his soul. Whenever PCEK speaks, instead of a voice, there is a loud droning siren. The shows animators said that his design was based on a horrific dream they all shared, and when they awoke, they discovered to have completed his concept art overnight. Post-capitalist Eugene Krabs is the father of Post-capitalist Pearl, who he transformed into an abomination of whale flesh through repeated experimentation.

Whenever Post-capitalist Eugene Krabs is depicted with another character, he is usually murdering them, or attempting to coerce them into murder. Typically, he is shown torturing other characters, getting away with crimes we couldn't imagine, and polluting the ocean.

Controversy

Critics have said that the introduction of Post-capitalist Eugene Krabs was too gruesome for children's television. Said pussies claimed that the depiction of gruesome horrible deaths of a popular cartoon show's main cast was potentially devastating for a child's emotional state. This has been backed up by multiple studies indicating that the episode caused children to develop post-traumatic stress disorder in response to viewing it. The visceral imagery, combined with a 3 year hiatus following his debut, left many children believing the cast of the show were well and truly dead.

Series creator Stephen Hillenburg had to say, "Fuck it, these kids need to learn that the rich men in the world will take whatever you have and strangle you in your sleep. It's about time those Viacom fuckwits take responsibility for the beast they've unleashed," before brandishing a pistol and charging directly into the Viacom offices.

See also

• Realism in popular culture
• Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance