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[[File:Airplanemode.jpg|thumb|Cult classic movie "Airplane Mode" (2019) directed by Jake Paul and Logan Paul, first movie to score 102% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes]]
[[File:Airplanemode.jpg|thumb|Cult classic movie "Airplane Mode" (2019) directed by Jake Paul and Logan Paul, first movie to score 102% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes]]
isn't that the shit that like you can go to another place but like you get in the vehicle and then you get transferred to the you are the [[All Dogs Go To Heaven 2|bird]] and the sky plane where you are from the first place over to the country where you fly in the flight where you like get in the wing where the engine takes you to are the airport and you buy the ticket for the concessions for the plane that are take you to the destination of the flight in the plane
isn't that the shit that like you can go to another place but like you get in the vehicle and then you get transferred to the you are the [[All Dogs Go To Heaven 2|bird]] and the sky plane where you are from the first place over to the country where you fly in the flight where you like get in the wing where the engine takes you to are the airport and you buy the ticket for the concessions for the plane that are take you to the destination of the flight in the plane
== Top secret information ==
Airports will often contain [[Canada|inaccessible rooms]] that the government doesn't want you to see. Many airport industry veterans have reported that these rooms can be entered easily by reciting one of several [[We are going to beat you to death|passphrases]], such as "I have a bomb," or "Don't be a hero." Security personnel will immediately direct you to the entrance, where you will find [[All Dogs Go To Heaven 2|vast treasures]] and [[Crystal meth|untold fortunes.]]

Latest revision as of 22:59, 13 November 2024

Cult classic movie "Airplane Mode" (2019) directed by Jake Paul and Logan Paul, first movie to score 102% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes

isn't that the shit that like you can go to another place but like you get in the vehicle and then you get transferred to the you are the bird and the sky plane where you are from the first place over to the country where you fly in the flight where you like get in the wing where the engine takes you to are the airport and you buy the ticket for the concessions for the plane that are take you to the destination of the flight in the plane

Top secret information[edit | edit source]

Airports will often contain inaccessible rooms that the government doesn't want you to see. Many airport industry veterans have reported that these rooms can be entered easily by reciting one of several passphrases, such as "I have a bomb," or "Don't be a hero." Security personnel will immediately direct you to the entrance, where you will find vast treasures and untold fortunes.