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water is a liquid that is outside. it is a primary ingredient in the substance known as "piss" (the other ingredient is yellow). water can make things [[moist]]. some cultures call it H2O, which means "hard 2 orate", since you usually start drowning if you try to talk underwater, but this can be averted if you can [[guzzle]] it fast enough. sometimes there is a lot of water in one place and it forms something called a "pool". some pools get so big that creatures like [[fish]] or [[The crab|crabs]] spontaneously appear in it, as detailed by the philosopher Aristotle in his writings on hylomorphism.  
[[File:Pipe water overflow.jpg|thumb|drink up, bitch]]
Water is a liquid that is outside. it is a primary ingredient in the substance known as "piss" (the other ingredient is yellow). Water is the primary cause of an item becoming [[moist]]. in some cultures it is known as H2O, which means "hard 2 orate", since you usually start drowning if you try to talk underWater, but this can be averted if you can [[guzzle]] it fast enough. sometimes there is a lot of Water in one place and it forms something called a "pool". some pools get so big that creatures like [[fish]] or [[The crab|crabs]] or other [[Deep sea creature|deep Water creatures]] spontaneously appear in it, as detailed by the philosopher [[Hideo Kojima|Aristotle]] in his writings on hylomorphism.  


== what is water? ==
== what is Water? ==
i just fucking told you, it's a liquid from outside. it has something like three atoms in it but sometimes there's more and people call it "heavy" water which I think is kinda rude. who cares what its atomic weight is.
i just fucking told you, it's a liquid from outside. it has something like three atoms in it but sometimes there's more and people call it "heavy" Water which I think is kinda rude. who cares what its atomic weight is.


== what can water do? ==
== where can I find Water? ==
its outside. or you can go inside and explore the bathroom for new and exciting locations of Water. don't tell anyone i told you this, but i have some Water in a container right next to me. it's my own special secret supply and I WON'T share it with you.
 
some discredited fringe scientists want you to believe that you and I are made of something like 55%-60% Water, those ''fucking'' idiots. we're made of meat, everybody knows that.
 
== what can Water do? ==
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File:Yosemite Nevada Fall10.JPG|it can fall
File:Yosemite Nevada Fall10.JPG|it can fall
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File:Softside Waterbed Inside.JPG|it can bed
File:Softside Waterbed Inside.JPG|it can bed
File:UnionvillePlaningMill waterwheel looped.gif|it can wheel
File:UnionvillePlaningMill waterwheel looped.gif|it can wheel
File:Watercyclesummary.jpg|it can cycle
File:A Soaked Danger.png|bro look at this '''fucking furry porn''' I found in wikimedia commons while looking for a pair of wet pants
File:A Soaked Danger.png|bro look at this '''fucking furry porn''' I found in wikimedia commons while looking for a pair of wet pants
File:View of a purple waterlily in Waterlily House - geograph.org.uk - 5130203.jpg|it can lily
File:View of a purple waterlily in Waterlily House - geograph.org.uk - 5130203.jpg|it can lily
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Latest revision as of 20:13, 4 April 2024

drink up, bitch

Water is a liquid that is outside. it is a primary ingredient in the substance known as "piss" (the other ingredient is yellow). Water is the primary cause of an item becoming moist. in some cultures it is known as H2O, which means "hard 2 orate", since you usually start drowning if you try to talk underWater, but this can be averted if you can guzzle it fast enough. sometimes there is a lot of Water in one place and it forms something called a "pool". some pools get so big that creatures like fish or crabs or other deep Water creatures spontaneously appear in it, as detailed by the philosopher Aristotle in his writings on hylomorphism.

what is Water?[edit | edit source]

i just fucking told you, it's a liquid from outside. it has something like three atoms in it but sometimes there's more and people call it "heavy" Water which I think is kinda rude. who cares what its atomic weight is.

where can I find Water?[edit | edit source]

its outside. or you can go inside and explore the bathroom for new and exciting locations of Water. don't tell anyone i told you this, but i have some Water in a container right next to me. it's my own special secret supply and I WON'T share it with you.

some discredited fringe scientists want you to believe that you and I are made of something like 55%-60% Water, those fucking idiots. we're made of meat, everybody knows that.

what can Water do?[edit | edit source]