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Inside of brain there is little guys
Inside of brain there is [[Little guy|little guys]]
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== What are Headmates? ==
== What are Headmates? ==
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== Fronting ==
== Fronting ==
Some headmates have access to an ability called "Fronting". Fronting is when one of the little guys has to pilot the meat mech. this can change your behavior and sometimes you dont notice it or some times other people dont.
Some headmates have access to an ability called "Fronting". Fronting is when one of the little guys has to pilot the meat mech. this can change your behavior and sometimes you dont notice it or some times other people dont. its kinda like in pokemon when you send out your pokemon. headmates are kinda like pokemon. sometimes they can be pokemon


== Treatment ==
== Treatment ==
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heres some headmates you can get:
heres some headmates you can get:


=== <u>Gaz</u> ===
=== <u>'''Zack Fair'''</u> ===
[[File:Gaz.png|thumb|169x169px|Gaz]]
Gaz Montielli is a wanted criminal in an alternate universe. He is considered extremely dangerous. If you see him, report him to the authorities.
 
Stats:
 
* Attack: 8
* Defense: 5
* Jumping: 7
* Special Ability: Universal Travel
** Gaz can utilize a unique ability that allows him to travel between universes. Upon death, which can occur unnaturally or once every 5-30 days, he will travel to a new universe.
 
 
<u>'''Zack Fair'''</u>
[[File:Megongaga.png|thumb|Zack]]
[[File:Megongaga.png|thumb|Zack]]
Zack is a headmate that was an actual guy once. He got shot and died and lives in someone else's head now.
Zack is a headmate that was an actual guy once. He got shot and died and lives in someone else's head now.
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* Defense: 3
* Defense: 3
* Gongaga: Me
* Gongaga: Me
* Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 8
* Special Ability: Crisis Core
* Special Ability: Crisis Core
** At level 3, Zack can use the Crisis Core. This allows him to
** At level 3, Zack can use the Crisis Core. This allows him to


 
===  '''<u>Keanu Reeves</u>''' ===
'''<u>Amelia</u>'''
[[File:Amelia.png|thumb|190x190px|Amelia]]
Amelia isn't even a headmate anymore. She's a real person. She exists. Oh fuck, she's coming for me. You need to run. We need to RUN, HURRY, GET OUT OF HERE.
 
Stats:
 
* Gaslight: 10
* Gatekeep: 10
* Girlboss: 10
* Special Ability: Targeted Horny
** Amelia finds out your deepest darkest desires and makes you cum about it
 
 
<u>'''Ajax'''</u>
[[File:Ajax.png|thumb|195x195px|Ajax]]
Ajax is a silly little goober. he can't talk but he likes to play games and have fun
 
Stats:
 
* Funny: 10
* Silly: 9
* gaming: 13
* Special Ability: Groovy
** Ajax does a funny dance
 
 
'''<u>Keanu Reeves</u>'''
[[File:Keanu Reeves.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Keanu]]
[[File:Keanu Reeves.jpg|thumb|220x220px|Keanu]]
how did he get in there
how did he get in there
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* Combat: kung-fu
* Combat: kung-fu
* Wake: the fuck up samurai
* Wake: the fuck up samurai
* Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 9
* Special Ability: Small
* Special Ability: Small
** Keanu is classified as a small character, meaning he can fit into small hatches to reach new areas
** Keanu is classified as a small character, meaning he can fit into small hatches to reach new areas


 
===  '''<u>Alan Wake</u>''' ===
'''<u>Alan Wake</u>'''
[[File:Wake.png|thumb|141x141px|Alan]]
[[File:Wake.png|thumb|141x141px|Alan]]
If [[Alan Wake]] is your headmate you need to get him out of there, that is dangerous
If [[Alan Wake]] is your headmate you need to get him out of there, that is dangerous
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* Alan Wake's American Nightmare: 76
* Alan Wake's American Nightmare: 76
* Alan Wake 2: 89
* Alan Wake 2: 89
* Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 9 only if the IKEA is a murder site
* Special Ability: Herald of Darkness
* Special Ability: Herald of Darkness
** Alan plays a cool song and does a special dance
** Alan plays a cool song and does a special dance


=== <u>'''Eminem'''</u> ===
[[File:Slim shady.png|thumb|195x195px|Eminem]]
His name is Eminem and he likes to rap


'''<u>Unaki</u>'''
Stats:
[[File:Unakitransp (3).png|thumb|169x169px|Unaki]]
[[goggy]]


Stats:
* Slim Shady: real
* Dr. Dre: dead
* Spaghetti: mom's
* Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 4
* Special Ability: IBS
** Eminem contracts IBS and shits himself on the spot


* Attack: Yes
=== '''<u>Stalin</u>''' ===
* Materia: 3 slots
Don't ask about him
* Cheese: yes
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* Special Ability: Limit Break
** If you damage Unaki enough he does a big fuck off attack and you die

Latest revision as of 06:37, 6 March 2026

Inside of brain there is little guys

like this

What are Headmates?

Headmates are like little guys in your head. theyre kind of like pokemon you can catch them all. sometimes they are pokemon isnt that crazy


Fronting

Some headmates have access to an ability called "Fronting". Fronting is when one of the little guys has to pilot the meat mech. this can change your behavior and sometimes you dont notice it or some times other people dont. its kinda like in pokemon when you send out your pokemon. headmates are kinda like pokemon. sometimes they can be pokemon

Treatment

dont

List of Headmates

heres some headmates you can get:

Zack Fair

Zack

Zack is a headmate that was an actual guy once. He got shot and died and lives in someone else's head now.

Stats:

  • Attack: 10
  • Defense: 3
  • Gongaga: Me
  • Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 8
  • Special Ability: Crisis Core
    • At level 3, Zack can use the Crisis Core. This allows him to

Keanu Reeves

Keanu

how did he get in there

Stats:

  • Breathtaking: yes
  • Combat: kung-fu
  • Wake: the fuck up samurai
  • Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 9
  • Special Ability: Small
    • Keanu is classified as a small character, meaning he can fit into small hatches to reach new areas

Alan Wake

Alan

If Alan Wake is your headmate you need to get him out of there, that is dangerous

Stats:

  • Alan Wake: 83
  • Alan Wake's American Nightmare: 76
  • Alan Wake 2: 89
  • Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 9 only if the IKEA is a murder site
  • Special Ability: Herald of Darkness
    • Alan plays a cool song and does a special dance

Eminem

Eminem

His name is Eminem and he likes to rap

Stats:

  • Slim Shady: real
  • Dr. Dre: dead
  • Spaghetti: mom's
  • Ability to navigate IKEA and survive: 4
  • Special Ability: IBS
    • Eminem contracts IBS and shits himself on the spot

Stalin

Don't ask about him