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Keanu Reeves is a collection of microscopic organisms, each one known as a Keanu Reeve. Together, they form the being Keanu Reeves, and function as a guy.
 
== what does he do? ==
Keanu Reeves wanders onto movie sets and just starts doing things and they film him. After filming is done, copious amounts of money appears in his pockets, but he doesn't want it so he gives it away. Kind of like MrBeast but with some integrity.
 
== Am I a Keanu Reeve? ==
yes
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Latest revision as of 18:21, 19 March 2025

Keanu Reeves

"Whoa"
STATUS: ALIVE
Years active circa 450 BC-2688 AD
Occupation Cool Dude
Fighting style Gun (sometimes)
Favorite food I don't think he eats actually
Major arcana XVII The Star
Charisma 16 (+3)
Drops Motherfuckers

Keanu Reeves is a collection of microscopic organisms, each one known as a Keanu Reeve. Together, they form the being Keanu Reeves, and function as a guy.

what does he do?

Keanu Reeves wanders onto movie sets and just starts doing things and they film him. After filming is done, copious amounts of money appears in his pockets, but he doesn't want it so he gives it away. Kind of like MrBeast but with some integrity.

Am I a Keanu Reeve?

yes