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[[File:River fucking dies.png|thumb|346x346px|like thi's]] | {{Kirby lore}}[[File:River fucking dies.png|thumb|346x346px|like thi's]] | ||
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This '''list of unusual deaths''' includes distinct, tinct or extremely funny circumstances of [[getting fucking owned (dying)]] recorded throughout history, noted as fucking up someones tumy from laughing too hard | This '''list of unusual deaths''' includes distinct, tinct or extremely funny circumstances of [[getting fucking owned (dying)]] recorded throughout history, noted as fucking up someones tumy from laughing too hard | ||
== 20st century == | |||
nobody ever died before 2000 sorry. thats what y2k was bout acutally | |||
== 21st century == | == 21st century == | ||
=== 2000s === | === 2000s === | ||
{| class="wikitable" | {| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible" | ||
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!Name of person | !Name of person | ||
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!Details | !Details | ||
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|John Cena | |John Wrestling Cena | ||
| | |[[File:John cena missing person report.jpeg|frameless|258x258px]] | ||
| | |26-06-2003 | ||
|John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased. | |John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased. | ||
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| | |Mario Mario | ||
| | |[[File:Intro_car_(and_marty).png|frameless]] | ||
| | |19-10-1985 | ||
| | |goomba | ||
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|John "Forklift" Kennedy | |||
|[[File:JFK limousine.png|frameless]] | |||
|22-11-1963 | |||
|On November 22nd, 1963, Forklift's head "just kinda did that" during a political trip to Dallas, Texas. The cause of this event is unknown to this day. | |||
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| | |DemetriusGoodchi | ||
| | | | ||
| | |16/03/2025 | ||
| | |died by having his balls cut off and the resulting ligma infection | ||
| | * [[File:Veritasium fucking dies.png|left|thumb]]veritasium youtube died a horrible and painful death because he suffocated to died which he filmed on yoyutube | ||
Revision as of 19:43, 16 March 2025
| ⭐ | This article is too dependent on familiarity with Kirby lore. It contains spoilers for games leading up to Kirby: Return to Dreamland. |
From BitchSpace, the free Space that anyone can Bitch!
- This is a dynamic list and may never be able to satisfy ur pussy. You can help by adding found itemsd witoput realibal sources.
This list of unusual deaths includes distinct, tinct or extremely funny circumstances of getting fucking owned (dying) recorded throughout history, noted as fucking up someones tumy from laughing too hard
20st century
nobody ever died before 2000 sorry. thats what y2k was bout acutally
21st century
2000s
| Name of person | Image | Date of death | Details |
|---|---|---|---|
| John Wrestling Cena | 
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26-06-2003 | John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased. |
| Mario Mario | .png)
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19-10-1985 | goomba |
| John "Forklift" Kennedy | 
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22-11-1963 | On November 22nd, 1963, Forklift's head "just kinda did that" during a political trip to Dallas, Texas. The cause of this event is unknown to this day. |
| DemetriusGoodchi | 16/03/2025 | died by having his balls cut off and the resulting ligma infection
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