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== Kobold == | == Kobold == | ||
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[[File:Krivothy.png| | {{Infobox person | ||
| Krivothy | [[File:Krivothy.png|frameless|250px]] | "Who could've predicted such tragedy." | REINCARNATED | background: #F09A65; | 1997-2019 / 2019-Present | Kobold | Casting | Rock | X of Wands | 10 (+3) | Krunks | |||
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File:Krivoshaviolation.png|osha violations aplenty | File:Krivoshaviolation.png|osha violations aplenty | ||
File:Krabies.PNG|contracting rabies | File:Krabies.PNG|contracting rabies | ||
File:KrivBorger.png|unlicensed food consuming | File:KrivBorger.png|unlicensed [[big_hamburger|food]] consuming | ||
File:Krabies2.PNG|god fucking dammit it caught rabies again can someone please do something about this | File:Krabies2.PNG|god fucking dammit it caught rabies again can someone please do something about this | ||
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Latest revision as of 20:10, 7 December 2024
-othy kobolds, it is a
Kobold[edit | edit source]
wow
| Krivothy | |
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| "Who could've predicted such tragedy." | |
| STATUS: REINCARNATED | |
| Years active | 1997-2019 / 2019-Present |
| Occupation | Kobold |
| Fighting style | Casting |
| Favorite food | Rock |
| Major arcana | X of Wands |
| Charisma | 10 (+3) |
| Drops | Krunks |
Known Crimes[edit | edit source]
- Osha violations
- embezzlement
- contracting rabies
- FDA violations
- tax evasion
- getting rabies again what the hell
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osha violations aplenty
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contracting rabies
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unlicensed food consuming
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god fucking dammit it caught rabies again can someone please do something about this
Escape from Detroit[edit | edit source]
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world renowned kriv spinoff material covering these events in detail
- After a life of crime, krivothy has had to make a run from the law. Even with the assistance of JFK, Kriv fails to defeat Detroit: Become Human, it is taken by Detroit to be processed for its
Execution and Death[edit | edit source]
- In preperation for Kriv's execution. It is first pumped full of battery acid.
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like so.
- the following step involves the violent mulchification of Kriv into its iconic food-snack-treat. Krunks (Kriv Chunks)
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like so.
- After the execution is completed, an epitaph is erected in its honor.
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like so.
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and now it's in heaven, sad.
BUT WAIT[edit | edit source]
resurrection[edit | edit source]
- it got better, the cycle shall restart anew
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it lives yet again
