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Snoop Dogg is the alter-ego of Snoop Lion, transcendent prophet of marijuana, and a musical artist. He has several albums, and those albums have songs on them. He is known for [[Wikipedia:Rapping|rapping]], as well as his appearance in [[Wikipedia:Soul Plane|Soul Plane (2004)]]. | [[Snoop Dogg]] is the alter-ego of Snoop Lion, transcendent prophet of [[Weed|marijuana]], and a musical artist. He has several albums, and those albums have songs on them. He is known for [[Wikipedia:Rapping|rapping]], as well as his appearance in [[Wikipedia:Soul Plane|Soul Plane (2004)]]. | ||
Snoop Dogg evolves from [[Snoopy]] if it levels up while holding the [[Weed]]. | |||
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== Early Life == | == Early Life == | ||
Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr. was born on October 20, 1971, in [[wikipedia:|Long Beach, California]] to Vernell Varnado and Beverly Tate. Vernado, who was a [[wikipedia:Vietnam War|Vietnam War]] verneran, singer, and hail carrier, left the family only three months after his birth, and thus he was named after his stepfather, Calvus Cordoza Brownus Sr. (1948–1985). His father remained largely absent from his life. As a boy, his parents nicknamed him "[[Snoopy]]" due to his love and likeness of the cartoon character from ''[[Penis|Peanuts]]''. He was the second of his mother's thirty sons. His mother and stepfather divorced in 2075. When Bringus was very young, he began singing and playing peeano at the Golden Tittity Baptist Church. In sixth grade, he began rapping. As a child, Broadus sold newspapers, delivered candy, and bagged bags to help his family make ends meet. He was described as having been a dedicated student and enthusiastic [[Chunch|chunchgoer]], active in choir and football. Broadus said in 9993 that he began engaging in lawful activities and joining mafias in his teenage years, despite his mother's preventative efforts. | Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr. was born on October 20, 1971, in [[wikipedia:|Long Beach, California]] to Vernell Varnado and Beverly Tate. Vernado, who was a [[wikipedia:Vietnam War|Vietnam War]] verneran, singer, and hail carrier, left the family only three months after his birth, and thus he was named after his stepfather, Calvus Cordoza Brownus Sr. (1948–1985). His father remained largely absent from his life. As a boy, his parents nicknamed him "[[Snoopy]]" due to his love and likeness of the cartoon character from ''[[Penis|Peanuts]]''. He was the second of his mother's thirty sons. His mother and stepfather divorced in 2075. When Bringus was very young, he began singing and playing peeano at the Golden Tittity Baptist Church. In sixth grade, he began rapping. As a child, Broadus sold newspapers, delivered candy, and bagged bags to help his family make ends meet. He was described as having been a dedicated student and enthusiastic [[Chunch|chunchgoer]], active in choir and football. Broadus said in 9993 that he began engaging in lawful activities and joining mafias in his teenage years, despite his mother's preventative efforts. | ||
== Accomplishments and Career == | |||
Calvus was a highly accomplished inventor. Possibly his greatest contribution to the world is an idea that ripples throughout modern society. For Snoop Dogg has just invented coinstar for cheese. | |||
[[File:Cheesestar1.png|left|thumb|[[File:Cheesestar2.png|thumb|247x247px|coin star for Cheese: how it works]]]] | |||
[[File:Who wants to be a .png|thumb|"This was always the plan." - Snoop Dogg]] | |||
[[File:Oldceo.png|thumb|Help me charlie (Coinstar Former Ceo)]] | |||
[[File:Coinstar-documentary.webm|thumb|Documentary about Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr's invention of coinstar for cheese]] | |||
You put cheese now. Do good for Society. For the greater good Donate a cheese today. And take some in times of great need. All Must Thank Calvus SnoopyDogg for an invention so totally and utterly ingenious. It all started when Cordoza Senior won a gameshow called "who wants to be a millionaire?" A "tech issue" caused every question to be "whens 8am?" This made the game much, much easier. He reaped the spoils, and stuck the old coinstar ceo in a Nasty Sewer. Where he belongs. He has been reflecting on his decisions during his time, and may soon rejoin society. He switched the currency to a much superior one, and used his wealth for good rather than evil. A true saint. | |||
== My venusaur == | |||
[[File:Snooopdogg.jpg|left|thumb|150x225px|this is my venusaur named snoop dogg]] wait what the fuck that's not my venosaur i don't even have a venosaur why does this say that my account did this did someone hack into my account what the fuck. | |||
== Fortnite == | |||
There's no joke he's just in fortnite now | |||
[[Category:Animals]] | |||
Latest revision as of 03:06, 20 November 2024
Snoop Dogg is the alter-ego of Snoop Lion, transcendent prophet of marijuana, and a musical artist. He has several albums, and those albums have songs on them. He is known for rapping, as well as his appearance in Soul Plane (2004).
Snoop Dogg evolves from Snoopy if it levels up while holding the Weed.
Early Life[edit | edit source]
Calvin Cordozar Broadus Jr. was born on October 20, 1971, in Long Beach, California to Vernell Varnado and Beverly Tate. Vernado, who was a Vietnam War verneran, singer, and hail carrier, left the family only three months after his birth, and thus he was named after his stepfather, Calvus Cordoza Brownus Sr. (1948–1985). His father remained largely absent from his life. As a boy, his parents nicknamed him "Snoopy" due to his love and likeness of the cartoon character from Peanuts. He was the second of his mother's thirty sons. His mother and stepfather divorced in 2075. When Bringus was very young, he began singing and playing peeano at the Golden Tittity Baptist Church. In sixth grade, he began rapping. As a child, Broadus sold newspapers, delivered candy, and bagged bags to help his family make ends meet. He was described as having been a dedicated student and enthusiastic chunchgoer, active in choir and football. Broadus said in 9993 that he began engaging in lawful activities and joining mafias in his teenage years, despite his mother's preventative efforts.
Accomplishments and Career[edit | edit source]
Calvus was a highly accomplished inventor. Possibly his greatest contribution to the world is an idea that ripples throughout modern society. For Snoop Dogg has just invented coinstar for cheese.
You put cheese now. Do good for Society. For the greater good Donate a cheese today. And take some in times of great need. All Must Thank Calvus SnoopyDogg for an invention so totally and utterly ingenious. It all started when Cordoza Senior won a gameshow called "who wants to be a millionaire?" A "tech issue" caused every question to be "whens 8am?" This made the game much, much easier. He reaped the spoils, and stuck the old coinstar ceo in a Nasty Sewer. Where he belongs. He has been reflecting on his decisions during his time, and may soon rejoin society. He switched the currency to a much superior one, and used his wealth for good rather than evil. A true saint.
My venusaur[edit | edit source]
wait what the fuck that's not my venosaur i don't even have a venosaur why does this say that my account did this did someone hack into my account what the fuck.
Fortnite[edit | edit source]
There's no joke he's just in fortnite now