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Created page with "The new '''Ferrari Untitled (2)''' is the latest car from frerroro developed as part of their Car 2 collection, which is supposed to invent cars of the future. It was first designed in 1969 and immediately gave the designer an orgasm and a stroke because it was so cool. It is considered the most expensive car in the world because you cannot buy one because it doesn't exist. Every time they try to put one together the factory workers all start jizzing their pants..."

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The new '''Ferrari Untitled (2)''' is the latest [[car]] from frerroro developed as part of their [[Car 2]] collection, which is supposed to invent cars of the future. It was first designed in 1969 and immediately gave the designer an orgasm and a stroke because it was so cool. It is considered the most expensive car in the world because you cannot buy one because it doesn't exist. Every time they try to put one together the factory workers all start jizzing their pants violently and flooding the factory.

Here is what the car would look like (WARNING: artist approximation)

[[File:New-ferario.png]]

== Features ==
[[File:Drug-driving.jpg|thumb|oh shit i don't think i should be driving right now]]
Ferararru Untitled (2) can go one million miles per hour and causes any car it touches to explode instantly. They made the front of the car bigger so that they could fit more engines inside of it. It has 256 cylinders and 16 wheels. It sounds like a herd of elephants trapped in a wind tunnel. When it goes through your neighborhood everyone screams because it is louder than an airplane. It has more horse power than the armies of Genghis Khan. It would kill five hundred deaf children per hour.

The new design takes advantage of "stickers" that allow it to gain additional skills and stat points. The flame decal on the side allows it to leave cool fire trails like the car from [[Back to the Future]] and attracts all the ladies. The amount of women flocking to you can become dangerous, but the car is also quite fast and can drive faster than women can chase you. If you get all the women in the world into a big group it becomes easy to kite them.

The car has no seat belts. Only the faithful will survive.

== But why ==
When asked about the design, the designer was dead and could not answer.

Ferrari's CEO said in a nationwide broadcast to all of Italy that they wanted to create a car that reminded successful married men what it was like to have sex with their wives again. This dream proved to be impossible to achieve.

== Price ==
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.69 plus tax

== See also ==

* [[Racism]]
* [[America]]

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