Chunch - Revision history

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	=== Visions ===		=== Visions ===
	Many chunchgoers report having visions while worshipping their chosen deity. These visions differ from the sexual or asexual experiences in that they are known to be true, no matter when or where they are happening. Visitors to and from other dimensions regularly take lists of scheduled happenings with them to confirm these happenings. Not a single case has been disproven, and one hobby of many chunchgoers is to show up for a catastrophic event and point and laugh while it happens.		Many chunchgoers report having visions while worshipping their chosen deity. These visions differ from the sexual or asexual experiences in that they are [[True\|known to be true]], no matter when or where they are happening. Visitors to and from other dimensions regularly take lists of scheduled happenings with them to confirm these happenings. Not a single case has been disproven, and one hobby of many chunchgoers is to show up for a catastrophic event and point and laugh while it happens.

	=== Sexual or asexual experiences ===		=== Sexual or asexual experiences ===

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	=== Limp Bizkit ===		=== Limp Bizkit ===
	Limp Bizkit were added to the list of deities when the [[Wikipedia:Fyre Festival\|Fyre Festival]] event was deconfirmed by one chunchgoer's vision from Klonoa, proving that it was all just a hoax designed by Lyric to usurp Green Day of their reward for "Most Slurs Said By A Pop-Punk Band". Limp Bizkit called upon the ultimate power of the [[Wikipedia:Brütal Legend\|Brütal Legend (2009)]], instantly propelling them to transcendent status. They used this power to create the [[Wikipedia:When We Were Young (festival)\|When We Were Young Festival]] lineup, conjuring strong emotions and memories within the insatiably nostalgic auras of every 90s kid, and using that energy to create a [[Goku\|spirit bomb]]. The ensuing blast ensured Lyric's particles were scattered across the galaxy, but Mr. Limp himself could not withstand it, and the entire band had to become deities to survive in some capacity.		Limp Bizkit were added to the list of deities when the [[Wikipedia:Fyre Festival\|Fyre Festival]] event was deconfirmed by one chunchgoer's vision from Klonoa, proving that it was all just a hoax designed by Lyric to usurp [[Green]] Day of their reward for "Most Slurs Said By A Pop-Punk Band". Limp Bizkit called upon the ultimate power of the [[Wikipedia:Brütal Legend\|Brütal Legend (2009)]], instantly propelling them to transcendent status. They used this power to create the [[Wikipedia:When We Were Young (festival)\|When We Were Young Festival]] lineup, conjuring strong emotions and memories within the insatiably nostalgic auras of every 90s kid, and using that energy to create a [[Goku\|spirit bomb]]. The ensuing blast ensured Lyric's particles were scattered across the galaxy, but Mr. Limp himself could not withstand it, and the entire band had to become deities to survive in some capacity.

	=== Microsoft Sam ===		=== Microsoft Sam ===

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	== Among Us ==		== Among Us ==
	In 2018, the 2020 hit game ''[[Amogus\|Among Us]]'' created the first legally recognized online Chunch, in which chunchgoers would complete tasks to please their chosen deity, while a radiation-poisoned Impostor would attempt to stop them. This introduced many more people to the concept of Chunch, whether they knew it or not. The masses became enthralled with this new, incredibly holy expression of Chunch, and nowadays many amogus chunchgoers are inseparable from their map of choice. Every task completed equals one prayer to the deity of the player's choice, and the game's cloud-based matchmaking system makes it faster and easier than traditional methods for deities to receive such prayers. Some deities are happy with this new influx, while others choose to smite every single player who worships in this new way with the "Mark of Sus", ultimately forcing them out of every virtual Chunch they enter.		In 2018, the 2020 hit game ''[[Amogus\|Among Us]]'' created the first legally recognized online Chunch, in which chunchgoers would complete tasks to please their chosen deity, while a radiation-poisoned Impostor would attempt to stop them. This introduced many more people to the concept of Chunch, whether they knew it or not. The masses became enthralled with this new, incredibly holy expression of Chunch, and nowadays many amogus chunchgoers are inseparable from their map of choice. Every task completed equals one prayer to the deity of the player's choice, and the game's [[cloud-based]] matchmaking system makes it faster and easier than traditional methods for deities to receive such prayers. Some deities are happy with this new influx, while others choose to smite every single player who worships in this new way with the "Mark of Sus", ultimately forcing them out of every virtual Chunch they enter.

	== Gallery ==		== Gallery ==

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	[[File:Dilapidated church - geograph.org.uk - 779953.jpg\|alt=broken church\|thumb\|A completely normal and functional Chunch.]]		[[File:{{#setmainimage:Dilapidated church - geograph.org.uk - 779953.jpg}}\|alt=broken church\|thumb\|A completely normal and functional Chunch.]]
	A Chunch is a place of whoreship, usually large, where [[Wikipedia:Blinx: The Time Sweeper\|God]] comes down and anoints all his followers with his salty load of blessings. People of all religions go to Chunch, sometimes up to eight days a week, as they develop a reliance on the blessings to survive. Anyone who visits a Chunch at any time is known as a chunchgoer.		A Chunch is a place of whoreship, usually large, where [[Wikipedia:Blinx: The Time Sweeper\|God]] comes down and anoints all his followers with his salty load of blessings. People of all religions go to Chunch, sometimes up to eight days a week, as they develop a reliance on the blessings to survive. Anyone who visits a Chunch at any time is known as a chunchgoer.

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	[[File:Dilapidated church - geograph.org.uk - 779953.jpg\|thumb\|A completely normal and functional Chunch.]]		[[File:Dilapidated church - geograph.org.uk - 779953.jpg\|alt=broken church\|thumb\|A completely normal and functional Chunch.]]
	A Chunch is a place of whoreship, usually large, where [[Wikipedia:Blinx: The Time Sweeper\|God]] comes down and anoints all his followers with his salty load of blessings. People of all religions go to Chunch, sometimes up to eight days a week, as they develop a reliance on the blessings to survive. Anyone who visits a Chunch at any time is known as a chunchgoer.		A Chunch is a place of whoreship, usually large, where [[Wikipedia:Blinx: The Time Sweeper\|God]] comes down and anoints all his followers with his salty load of blessings. People of all religions go to Chunch, sometimes up to eight days a week, as they develop a reliance on the blessings to survive. Anyone who visits a Chunch at any time is known as a chunchgoer.

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 === Klonoa ===
 Klonoa was the first co-deity with Blinx, given that both of them were married from birth, and if one of them were to reach godhood, the other undoubtedly would as well. Blinx and Klonoa founded the first Chunch together, using their powers of soft and cute platformer protagonism. The first chunchgoing cult following subsequently destroyed both Blinx and Klonoa's corporeal forms, helping them to ascend to the status they now hold. Klonoa has long served as the first and primary alternative to Blinx, and offers his signature words of wisdom to any who ask for them. After 255 years in the first Chunch, Klonoa decided to take his shoes off and travel the world. Horny chunchgoers had a field day with this, however, and he was forced to inflate many of them, making them big and round, in order to defend himself. Nowadays, Klonoa is working on a new remaster, which will undoubtedly bring many more to the Chunch, and cause him yet more problems.
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	=== Klonoa ===		=== Klonoa ===
			''Main article: [[Klonoa]]''

	Klonoa was the first co-deity with Blinx, given that both of them were married from birth, and if one of them were to reach godhood, the other undoubtedly would as well. Blinx and Klonoa founded the first Chunch together, using their powers of soft and cute platformer protagonism. The first chunchgoing cult following subsequently destroyed both Blinx and Klonoa's corporeal forms, helping them to ascend to the status they now hold. Klonoa has long served as the first and primary alternative to Blinx, and offers his signature words of wisdom to any who ask for them. After 255 years in the first Chunch, Klonoa decided to take his shoes off and travel the world. Horny chunchgoers had a field day with this, however, and he was forced to inflate many of them, making them big and round, in order to defend himself. Nowadays, Klonoa is working on a new remaster, which will undoubtedly bring many more to the Chunch, and cause him yet more problems.		Klonoa was the first co-deity with Blinx, given that both of them were married from birth, and if one of them were to reach godhood, the other undoubtedly would as well. Blinx and Klonoa founded the first Chunch together, using their powers of soft and cute platformer protagonism. The first chunchgoing cult following subsequently destroyed both Blinx and Klonoa's corporeal forms, helping them to ascend to the status they now hold. Klonoa has long served as the first and primary alternative to Blinx, and offers his signature words of wisdom to any who ask for them. After 255 years in the first Chunch, Klonoa decided to take his shoes off and travel the world. Horny chunchgoers had a field day with this, however, and he was forced to inflate many of them, making them big and round, in order to defend himself. Nowadays, Klonoa is working on a new remaster, which will undoubtedly bring many more to the Chunch, and cause him yet more problems.