Editing Water

[[File:Pipe water overflow.jpg|thumb|drink up, bitch]]
Water is a liquid that is outside. it is a primary ingredient in the substance known as "piss" (the other ingredient is yellow). Water is the primary cause of an item becoming [[moist]]. in some cultures it is known as H2O, which means "hard 2 orate", since you usually start drowning if you try to talk underWater, but this can be averted if you can [[guzzle]] it fast enough. sometimes there is a lot of Water in one place and it forms something called a "pool". some pools get so big that creatures like [[fish]] or [[The crab|crabs]] or other [[Deep sea creature|deep Water creatures]] spontaneously appear in it, as detailed by the philosopher [[Hideo Kojima|Aristotle]] in his writings on hylomorphism. 

== what is Water? ==
i just fucking told you, it's a liquid from outside. it has something like three atoms in it but sometimes there's more and people call it "heavy" Water which I think is kinda rude. who cares what its atomic weight is.

== where can I find Water? ==
its outside. or you can go inside and explore the bathroom for new and exciting locations of Water. don't tell anyone i told you this, but i have some Water in a container right next to me. it's my own special secret supply and I WON'T share it with you.

some discredited fringe scientists want you to believe that you and I are made of something like 55%-60% Water, those ''fucking'' idiots. we're made of meat, everybody knows that. 

== what can Water do? ==
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File:Yosemite Nevada Fall10.JPG|it can fall
File:Watercress (2).JPG|it can cress
File:Toboganes kamikaze Terra Natura Murcia.jpg|it can slide
File:Taiwan 2009 Tainan City Organic Farm Watermelon FRD 7962.jpg|it can melon
File:Jetboot Jetski DM 2007 Krautsand 2.jpg|it can sports
File:Softside Waterbed Inside.JPG|it can bed
File:UnionvillePlaningMill waterwheel looped.gif|it can wheel
File:Watercyclesummary.jpg|it can cycle
File:A Soaked Danger.png|bro look at this '''fucking furry porn''' I found in wikimedia commons while looking for a pair of wet pants
File:View of a purple waterlily in Waterlily House - geograph.org.uk - 5130203.jpg|it can lily
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