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| Wario | [[File:{{#setmainimage:Wario2.jpg}}|frameless]] | [[File:Wario catchphrase.wav]] | WARIO | background:#ffe478 | 1984-today | Game Developer | Shoulder Bash | Garlic | XII THE HANGED MAN | 6 (-2) | A Real Stinker
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[[Wario]] is an internationally renowned video game developer, entrepreneur, and wanted criminal. He is the brother of [[Mario]] and husband of [[Waluigi]].

== Interests ==
Wario likes the following things

* Money
* Garlic
* Other people's money
* Gaming
* Shoulder charge
* [[Pizza Tower]]
* Sodomy
* Haberdashery
* Punching black blocks so hard they explode
* [[Weed]]

Despite being single, Wario is not interested in a relationship. We don't know if he can have sex.

== Wario in the media ==
Wario first appeared.

Here's wario's most famous media file, wario3.wav.
[[File:Wario3.wav|none|thumb|this is wario3.wav by [[Nintendo]]]]
Wario3 is most famous for killing [[Shinzo Abe]] as soon as someone played it in a crowd during a political event.

== Wario Land ==
[[File:Warioface.jpg|thumb|distant]]
Wario Land is a place where you can go for more Wario content. There's a few of them, here's the wario lands in order

* Wario Land 2
* Wario Land 4
* Wario Land Shake It
* [[Pizza Tower]]
* [[Anton Blast]]
[[File:Large-kellytoy-wario-plush-28-v0-t4miv3suptzc1.jpg|thumb|this is this the new power in the next [[Wario]] wario land game new power plush mode wario plush he cna't]]
You should try it.

== Wario Ware ==
See [[Dreams|Dreams of Aether]].

=== Michael Game ===
Michael Games are the kinds of games that you would find in a Wario Ware. Nobody knows who he is, I think the game is about finding out who Michael is.

== Marriage to Waluigi ==
In 2014 Wario married his long-time life partner Waluigi in the state of [[New Jersey]].

== Death ==
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPUamDu0p-w

== Controversy ==
Wario is very controversial.

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Wario [[Jerma985|car accident]] montage
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