Editing Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Fully Loaded (section)

== The Ending ==
(Outside)

* '''Alien Leader:''' The Earth cows are more dangerous than we thought. Are we powered up yet?
* '''Alien 1:''' Yes sir. The armada awaits your signal
* '''Alien Leader:''' Then, the earth is doom. (about to push down the lever until)
* '''Tigger:''' Stop in the name of the Rebel Alliance and the planet Earth.
* '''Alien Leader:''' You think you five are strong enough to take us on?
* '''Otis:''' (with Abby and Bessie with milk blasters) But we might.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Fools! Our blasters far outnumber your primitive milk weapons!
* '''Otis:''' That’s why we brought help.

(Everyone else reveals themselves with milk weapons)

* '''Bessie:''' It’s milking time, punks.
* -Is that the best line we do on short notice?
* -Better than Luan’s joke about churning them into butter.
* -Fair point.
* -Either way, bring it on.

(The battle rages on as laser and milk flies everywhere until the heroes lay defeated)

* '''Alien Leader:''' Your species gotta lot of heart. Too bad we have ten of them.
* '''Otis:''' Bessie, I got one more shot in me. Reattach my blaster and maybe I can get him.
* '''Bessie:''' I got a better idea. (sprays milk from Otis' udders)
* '''Otis:''' Oh that’s embarrassing!

(The milk dissolves the aliens until there's nothing but their faces)

* '''Alien Leader:''' Why Bessie? I offer you a world.
* '''Bessie:''' Sorry, Zortglip. When you mess with my friends, you hop on the pain train. (grabs blaster) I’ll just take this. (unfreezes Pip) You okay, mouse?
* '''Pip:''' I think so. I mean, feeling woozy. Need sweet cow loving.
* '''Bessie:''' Yeah, don’t push it.
* '''Abby:''' Well thank goodness we stopped them before he could pull that lever.
* '''Freddy:''' Guess we won’t be needing these anymore. (throw his milk weapon on the aliens' lever)
* '''All:''' NO!!!!

(Signal device started transmitting making everyone angry at Freddy)

* -Freddy, you doomed us all.
* -Anything you like to say for yourself?
* '''Freddy:''' Peck did it!

(Suddenly the entire armada appeared over our heroes)

* '''Pig:''' Did anyone else just soiled themselves?
* '''Otis:''' We all did, Pig.
* -Definitely happens when you got a whole fleet above you.
* '''Cosmo:''' I'm definitely need more diapers in 3...2...Yep. We need more diapers.
* -Gross.
* -Now what do we do?
* -I don't know, but got to think of something.
* -Any ideas, Otis?
* '''Otis:''' Well there's one thing we can do. Pip, activate the satellite dish. Everyone else, to the costume bin!

(On the aliens' mothership)

* '''Alien 2:''' Weapons locked on target, captain.
* '''Alien Captain:''' Destroy this planet immediately.
* '''Alien 2:''' Wait. I’m picking up a signal.
* '''Alien Captain:''' Onscreen.
* '''Otis:''' (on video) Oh, hello, I didn’t see you there. If you’re watching this message, it means you’re about to ravage our world. So let’s learn a little more about Earth, the milk planet.
* '''Alien 2:''' Oh my.
* '''Otis:''' The creamiest in the solar system, Earth is over 90% milk. Our many scenic wonders include Mt. Milkatoa, the Milklantic Ocean and France.
* '''Pig:''' C'est ci bon.
* '''Otis:''' But before you conquer so we won’t put up a fight, be sure to visit, Dairyland, the most milkest place on Earth, ruled by our black and white and gracious queen, Tippy the cow.
* '''Luan:''' Hiya, welcoming invaders! (honks nose)
* '''Otis:''' And take a visit to our moon, for the best milk flavor ice cream on our space dairy farms
* -It's out of this world.
* '''Otis:''' When conquering, be sure to avoid the milksoon season.
* '''Alien Captain:''' This is...horrifying to me.
* '''Otis:''' But don’t miss Milktoberfest, where we don our festive milk suits and dance until the milk comes milking down the milk. Well, that’s about it. Have a good conquest and enjoy your new planet. Which, as I mentioned before, is pretty much all milk.
* '''Alien Captain:''' Attention fleet, reverse course, immediately! Abandon the planet! Repeat, abandon...planet!

(All the ships hyperspaced in terror and our heroes cheered)

* '''Otis:''' Well guys, we save the Earth, turn the giant saucer in a giant dance club, and sent the aliens to Las Vegas to headline their own lounge act.

(In Las Vegas)

* '''Alien 1:''' Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you, you’re a beautiful crowd.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Yes, beautiful, except that guy in the third row. He has the face of a Perplexian dung beetle. (laughs) Am I right? I’m just kidding, sir. I kid out of love.
* '''Alien 1:''' And speaking of love, hit it, Marty!
* '''Alien Leader:'''

''Don't go floxing my secondary mandipular valve''

* '''Alien 1:'''

''I won't go floxing your secondary mandipular valve'' (Both of aliens started singing until)

* '''Man:''' You stink! 
* '''Pig:''' And plus, (expanded) there’s still plenty of cake left.
* '''Otis:''' Yep, I guess everything worked out all shiny and good like.
* '''Abby:''' Sure did. Unless you count Mrs. Beady being a disembodied head.
* '''Peck:''' Oh don’t worry. Freddy and Peck put her back together with the aliens’ ray gun.
* '''Freddy:''' Yeah, she almost as good as new.
* '''Pip:''' Almost?
* -What do you mean by "almost"?
* -Well we might of put a few a pieces back differently

(At the Beady's house)

* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Nathan we have a situation here! 
* '''Mr. Beady:''' My team has a situation.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Ech, just look at me for one second.
* '''Mr. Beady:''' Seen you a million times.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (with her head and hand as her feet and her legs as a hand and head) Fine! But don’t blame me if dinner is late. I like to see you cook a meal when your arms where your legs should be. Maybe I’ll go on the Goraldo Show. He’ll believe me about the aliens. I can’t find my tush!

(The words, 'The End' appeared in slime then hyperspaced to black)