Editing Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Fully Loaded (section)

== The Middle ==
(The ship started to prepare for landing)

* '''Otis:''' Wait, stop! We're not aliens! It's all a big mistake.
* '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) Explain.
* '''Otis:''' We're Earth animals and humans. See, this isn't an alien. It's a ferret.
* -And we weren't trying to provoke you.
* -Yeah, we're just pranking our nosy neighbor just to watch TV with a giant satellite!
* '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) A prank, eh? We'll see about that.
* '''Alien 1:''' (on speaker) Yeah, we'll see about that.
* '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) I hate it when you just repeat me.
* '''Alien 1:''' (on speaker) You know what, I can do better. Say your thing again.
* '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) All right. We'll see about that.
* '''Alien 1:''' (on speaker) Yeah, we'll..bunch of...stupid-heads.
* '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) Really? That's the best you can do? We'll work on that.
* '''Alien 1:''' (on speaker) Okay.

(The aliens comes out their space ship in an eerie tune and Pig faints)

* '''Alien Leader:''' Will you stop playing that?
* '''Alien 1:''' Just setting the mood.
* '''Alien Leader:''' (looks at Otis) Are you sure you're not an alien?
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, no, definitely not. I'm just a typical male Earth cow.
* '''Alien 1:''' (sees Otis' udders) He has tentacles on his stomach!
* '''Alien Leader:''' Still, you clearly pose no threat. Resume plans to... CONQUER EARTH!!!
* '''All:''' (gasps)
* '''Otis:''' Milk me.
* '''Pig:''' (faints)
* '''Alien 1:''' Oh, and here. I think his belong to you. (brings out Mrs. Beady as a disembodied head in a jar)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, you guys are in so much trouble!
* '''All:''' (shrieks)

(After the break, everyone is still screaming at Mrs. Beady being just ahead.)

* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Hey, this isn’t exactly sunshine and puppies for me either, you know.
* '''Otis:''' Why’d you have put her head in a jar?
* '''Alien Leader:''' She assaulted an Imperial scout ship. That’s a Class D misdemeanor.
* '''Alien 1:''' And that hairdo’s a felony.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Enough chit-chat! It is time to...CONQUER EARTH!!! Summon the armada!
* '''Otis:''' No, not the armada! You can’t! What’s an armada!?!?
* '''Alien Leader:''' You never heard of the Imperial Armada?
* '''Alien 1:''' Ooh, let’s play them the information hologram. (plays hologram)
* '''Hologram:''' It’s the Imperial Armada.
* '''All:''' Ooooh.
* '''Hologram:''' A state of the art galactic fighting force built to conquer planets and destroy their native inhabitants. Sit back as its cutting-edge weaponry reduces Earth to rubble.
* '''All:''' (screams)
* '''Hologram:''' Then rebuilds it, into a fabulous, new, theme park.
* '''All:''' Yay!
* '''Hologram:''' The Imperial Armada: Dominated worlds for over 5000 terrafleens
* '''Otis:''' You can’t conquer Earth. We won’t let you!
* '''Pig:''' But they have a roller coaster.
* '''Bessie:''' Oh I have enough of this
* '''Otis:''' Bessie, no.
* '''Bessie:''' How’d you like me to put that flying saucer where the sun don’t shine.
* '''Alien Leader:''' You and what army?
* '''Bessie:''' My five-fingered army.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Why don’t you say that Deenda. Deenda my tentacle.
* '''Bessie:''' Ooh, I’m frightened. Frightened that your ugly is contagious.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Strong words from a back-planet dwelling, oxygen-breathing, dual-chromosome descendant of anaerobic microbes!
* '''All:''' (gasps)
* '''Pig:''' I don’t believe it
* '''Abby:''' That alien out-sassed Bessie.
* -Ha, I was right. Pay up!
* -Dang, it.
* '''Bessie:''' I like a man who can sling an insult. (started falling in love with the alien)
* '''Alien Leader:''' And I like a female with fire in her belly.
* '''Pip:''' Hey, he’s flirting on my lady.
* '''Otis:''' Yes and we’re all very creeped out.
* '''Bessie:''' I’m Bessie.
* '''Alien Leader:''' And I am Captain Zortglip Skippy Beeblebrox 973-Omega WAAUUNNN!
* '''Alien 1:''' Ahem.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Yes, right, where were we?
* '''Alien 1:''' Summoning the armada.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Right. Summoning the armada.
* '''Alien 1:''' Powering up signal device.

(A silver sphere comes out of the ship as the aliens take their leave)

* '''Otis:''' Guys, we can’t let them summon that armada.
* -No kidding.
* -As much as I want to see this amusement park, we can't let Earth get destroyed.
* -I'll say. All of our friends are Earthlings.
* -There must be something we can do.
* -Yeah, but what?
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Hey! And I got a plan.
* '''Otis:''' Great Mickey. Come on, let's do his plan!
* '''Narrator:''' ''3 Flectons Later...''

(The aliens heads behind a tree)

* '''Alien 1:''' Signal device powered up in a dramatic fashion
* '''Alien Leader:''' Summoning the armada in 3...2...

(Suddenly the aliens hears music)

* '''Alien Leader:''' Great gargalons, what is that sound?
* '''Alien 1:''' I don’t know, but you know it gets my tentacles tapping
* '''Alien Leader:''' Power down. We shall investigate.

(As the aliens head inside, they see everyone partying)

* '''Alien Leader:''' What in the name of superheated hydrogen is this place
* '''Otis:''' Oh what, this? It’s a party. Relax, take a load off.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Well, you’re very kind. Unfortunately, we have an armada to summon so,
* '''Alien 1:''' Oh come on, you big stuffypuss. Party now, conquer later. Woo-hoo! Yee-haw!
* '''Alien Leader:''' Well, I suppose we could stay a little while.
* '''Otis:''' Excellent.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Why did you say “excellent”?
* '''Otis:''' Nothing! So reason!

(Everyone continues having fun including the Alien Leader and Bessie)

* '''Alien Leader:''' Jumping quasars, you’re an exciting woman
* '''Bessie:''' You ain’t bad yourself.
* -That is so creepy.
* -And so gross.
* -Well at least she found love
* -But too bad we have to get rid of him
* -So tragic, but worth it.
* -Ok, Otis. Go for it.
* '''Otis:''' Excuse me, everyone. Pardon me. Can I have your attention, please? Now, before they rush off to conquer Earth and destroy us all. Let’s give our new alien friends something to remember us by.

(Pig and Freddy brings in a cake for them)

* '''All:''' Ohhh.
* '''Alien 1:''' (reading the cake) "Welcome, ruthless conquerors!" Hey, that’s us!
* '''Alien Leader:''' Aww, you guys
* '''Otis:''' Enjoy. Enjoy. 

(The aliens started digging into the cake) 

* '''Otis:''' (whispering to Pig) So, what did you put in the cake?
* '''Pig:''' Let’s see: Dynamite, some C-4 explosives, blasting caps, just a hint of cinnamon, and more dynamite.
* -We had plenty of that to go around.
* -So how much until, kaboom
* -Just about 10 more seconds.
* '''Bessie:''' Something ain’t right here. (sees the ingredients) Zortglip, don’t eat that!
* '''Alien Leader:''' But, it’s so cinnamony.

(Both of the aliens exploded, and everybody cheered except Bessie)

* '''Pig:''' It worked!
* '''Otis:''' We did it!
* -So long, creepazoids.
* '''Bessie:''' Yeah, you did it all right. The first decent man to set foot in this dump and you blew him up.
* -But we had to do it, Bessie!
* -Yeah, they wanted to destroy our world and turn it into a theme park.
* -Plus, your romance with that alien was getting a little bit weird lately.
* -And it was Pip's idea to go with the exploding cake.
* '''Pip:''' (in Rigby's voice) Stop talking!
* '''Abby:''' Guys, wait. Something’s happening. 

(Everyone is disgusted as the alien literally pull themselves back together) 

* '''Alien Leader:''' Wow. Earth cake packs a wallop!
* '''Alien 1:''' More please.
* '''Louds:''' Dang it!
* '''Lily:''' Poo-poo.
* '''Bessie:''' Oh, Zortglip Skippy Beeblebrox 973-Omega WAAUUNNN, I was so worried.
* '''Alien Leader:''' I’m fine, bodacious one, but your concern warms my enzyme sacks. (Licks his tongue all around Bessie)
* '''All:''' (disgusted)
* -Ok now that's gross.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Can someone cover my eyes?
* '''Bessie:''' That may take some getting used to.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Bessie, I know this is all happening very fast. But, if it’s all right with the giant brain of Egon, I would like you to rule at my side as ‘Queen of Earth’.
* '''Bessie:''' Queen of Earth?
* '''Pip:''' Bessie, no! He doesn’t love you, I do! And I’ll prove it! (kisses Bessie until she swats him off)
* '''Alien Leader:''' The Earth cow is mine. (pulls out blaster) Taste particle beam!
* '''Otis:''' Pip, look out!

(The alien leader freezes him)

* '''All:''' (gasps)
* '''Otis:''' Pip! My tiny sarcasm-spewing buddy!
* '''Scruffy:''' My secret crush!
* -Your what now?
* '''Scruffy:''' Nothing.
* -What did you do to him?
* '''Alien Leader:''' He has been frozen in carbonite. He won’t bother her again, my darling.
* '''Bessie:''' Where do you come off freeze-drying my friend?
* '''Alien Leader:''' But, dearest, he dared to swap oral enzymes with you.
* '''Bessie:''' Swap this, creep! (throws milk into his arm)
* '''Alien Leader:''' (arm started to burn) That substance. It burns!
* '''Bessie:''' Ah, quit whining. It’s just milk.

(Suddenly the aliens started to panic)

* '''Alien 1:''' Whatd’ya do?!? You could’ve dissolve him.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Quickly, I need medical attention! (runs away)
* '''Alien 1:''' Thanks for the party.
* '''Pig:''' So did I miss anything?
* '''Otis:''' I think Bessie--(Pig expanded)--just showed us how to beat those aliens creeps.
* '''Pig:''' Oh. (expanded)
* -Stop it.
* -Okay, so what now?
* -I have an idea so we can by some time. But, I'm gonna need some cords, blasters, war make-up, and a whole lot a milk.
* '''Lincoln:''' Ok, guys. It's time to put Operation: Stop Those Aliens From Summoning That Armada From Turning Earth Into A Park Using Milk As Our Main Power and Also Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation...into action
* '''Pig:''' Good idea. (expanded) But this cake needs more cinna--(expanded)