Editing Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Fully Loaded (section)

==Transcript==
(The scene begins with Otis and his friends about to catapult to the moon but lands back on the ground. The Title appears in alien slime, lightspeeds pass the Milky Way, planets, Bimbo still stuck in a spaceship and Bigfoot putting up a sign. The begins with something big coming over the barnyard terrifying everyone but it turns out it was Otis bringing a giant satellite)

* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Hey, Otis!
* '''Sora:''' What's up?
* '''Otis:''' Hey, guys. Check out my new satellite dish. I can get over a gagillion channels with this baby.
* '''Pig:''' Oh, it's a satellite dish.
* '''Sci-Twi:''' I thought it was a flying saucer.
* '''Abby:''' What a relief. I thought it was one of them nucluar reactors.
* '''Peck:''' Actually, Abby, it's pronounced nuclear.
* '''Abby:''' Nucluar.
* '''Peck:''' Nuclear.

(Keeps on going)

* '''Narrator:''' ''2 hours later.''
* '''Cosmo:''' Are they still going?
* '''Donald Duck:''' Sadly yes.
* '''Peck:''' Nuclear.
* '''Abby:''' Nucular.
* '''Peck:''' Ok, try this. Nu-
* '''Abby:''' Nu-
* '''Peck:''' Cle-
* '''Abby:''' Cle-
* '''Peck:''' -ar.
* '''Abby:''' -ar.
* '''Peck:''' Nuclear.
* '''Abby:''' Nucluar.
* '''Freddy:''' Ah, make them stop!!!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Please!
* '''Pip:''' Otis, so where'd you get this thing, anyway?
* '''Otis:''' From the NASA gift catalog. It's the same kind they use to search for aliens in deep space. But I'm gonna use to watch monkey boxing from Rio.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Sweet!
* '''Tigger:''' I heard, it's going to be a good one.
* '''Lisa:''' Uh, Otis. Though, you want to use this piece of space equipment to watch primates beat each other senselessly, how are you able to afford this?
* '''Otis:''' I just return for a full refund in 10 days when the farmer gets back from Extreme Chip Dip Bungee Jumping Camp.

(Inside the barnyard Pip comes in seeing Bessie on the computer)

* '''Pip:''' Hey, Bessie. Come on and check Otis' satellite dish.
* '''Bessie:''' Shove off rat. I'm writing a personal ad.
* '''Pip:''' A-a-a- What? (Reads ad) ''Passionate she-cow seeks charismatic hunk who will treat her like a queen.'' Hey, no fair. You're my queen.
* '''Bessie:''' I am? Well, here let me night you. (smacks Pip outside and into a water barrel)
* '''Human''' '''Applejack:''' Found him.
* '''Otis:''' Hey, there you are. Quit fooling around and help me get this dish up.
* -Hurry up. The match is about to start and it is getting good.
* '''Otis:''' Just give us a moment.
* -Don't you think we should a least hide this dish?
* -Yeah, what if somebody sees it?
* '''Otis:''' Please, nobody's gonna notice this dish. Now come on, monkey boxing waiting.

(Elsewhere, at Mrs. Beady house)

* '''Gorado:''' (on TV) Next up on the Gorado Factor. Are your neighbors secretly signaling aliens? The answer may surprise you.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, Gorado, you and your mustache are killing the world safe. (Suddenly she see our heroes moving the dish) Neighbors secretly signaling aliens?
* '''Gorado:''' That's right. Neighbors secretly signaling aliens. (Beady looks again) That's rights. (She looks again) Neighbors secretly signaling aliens. (She looks rapidly) Aliens.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps) Those talking animals and crazy kids have an aliens alliance...with aliens!

(Later at the farmer's house, our heroes are watching the match)

* '''Otis:''' He's got him on the ropes. Come on, Bingo!
* '''Peck:''' Grab him! Grab him!

(Everyone kept cheering and Abby punches Otis)

* '''Otis:''' Monkey boxing from Rio. Man, I love this new dish.
* '''Cosmo:''' I know, right.
* '''Donald Duck:''' Hey, they're about to announce the winner.
* '''Referee:''' And the winner by unanimous decision is...

(Suddenly the TV goes static)

* '''All:''' Huh?
* '''Otis:''' Gazillion channels! What happened?!?!
* '''Spike the dog:''' (looks outside) I can give you one good guess.
* '''Pip:''' Mrs. Beady!
* '''Otis:''' She trying to haul away our dish.
* '''Rabbit:''' We gotta stop her!
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (hauling the dish with a tractor) Come on you lazy tractor, mush! Mush!
* '''Luan:''' (hands Otis some pliers) Well, time to ''cut'' things short.
* '''Otis:''' (cuts the chains and Mrs. Beady runs into a wall) It's ok baby. Daddy won't the bad lady hurt you.
* '''Pig:''' Incoming!
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' I know what you're all up to. You're signaling aliens with that dish of yours. Well, not on my watch! (leaves angrily)
* '''Abby:''' Aliens?
* '''Pip:''' What she talking about?
* '''Pig:''' She's usually so nice.
* '''Wanda:''' No she not, Pig.
* '''Human Fluttershy:''' She must've thought we were contacting aliens with the satellite dish.
* -Us? Contact aliens?
* -That's a laugh.
* -Why would we want to contact outer space?
* True. We already have a not-of this planet creature like Beady already.
* '''Otis:''' Guys, no one messes with our pixelated, multicolor, hi-def, experience. It's time to act.
* '''Pip:''' But you have this dish for 10 days.
* -Plus a huge fee in using it.
* -I think we won't get away with this.
* -They're right. We can't keep prank her this time.
* '''Otis:''' Oh can't we? She's already babbling about aliens. If we fake an alien invasion, she'll run away screaming and stay away for a least that long. And here's how we do it. (Everyone huddles around Otis) Whisper, whisper, whisper, aliens, whisper, whisper, whisper.
* '''Pig:''' Right.
* '''Narrator:''' ''After more whispering, this happened...''

(The gang gets close to setting up the stage)

* '''Otis:''' Freddy, Peck, shine those space helmets! Pig, get the scenery up. Look, sharp people. We go live in 15 minutes.
* -You got it, Otis.
* -Hey Otis, which do you prefer to be space weapons: egg beaters or spatulas?
* '''Otis''': Go with egg beaters.
* -We're almost ready to broadcast.
* -You sure this alien invasion prank we'll send her running?
* '''Otis:''' I am 100% positive this scheme will work
* '''Bessie:''' Huh. Looks like today’s weather is partly stupid with a 30% chance of dumb
* '''Abby:''' Hey, Bessie, there’s someone here to answer your ad.
* '''Bessie:''' At last! My love connection has arrived.

(Suddenly a muscular armadillo comes in)

* '''Armadillo:''' Hey, sweet cakes, you’re looking fine
* '''Bessie:''' Who the heck are you?
* '''Armadillo:''' I’m the charismatic hunk who's gonna treat you like a queen. Check out these abs. That’s what Jorge bringing to the party. Come on let’s dance. (dances until Bessie kicks him out)
* '''Pip:''' That’s showing him, Bessie. You’re a one mouse cow and that mouse is m---(Bessie swats him over a barrel of water) Again?!?! (falls in it)
* '''Otis:''' Pip, stop fooling around. Is the satellite set to broadcast?
* '''Pip:''' I’m on it. (sets the satellite to Mrs. Beady’s house) It’s pointing at Mrs. Beady’s house. Say the word and we cut right into her TV signal.
* '''Otis:''' Just be sure not to set it on “Deep Space.” The only bizarre life form we want to contact is Mrs. Beady.
* '''Pip:''' Let’s see. (looks at a green and red button) Deep Space. Earth Only. Got it. (press the green button)

(At Mrs.Beady’s house)

* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (on the phone) Yes, hello, Ben’s Bulldozing’s, I have a satellite dish that needs to bulldoze immediately.
* '''Otis:''' This is Gil O’ Malley, investigating reporter with breaking n-n-n-news. The planet has been invaded by aliens!
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps) I’m too late!
* '''Otis:''' The strange pie-shaped object began landing moments ago. (one lands on his head) Why are they here? We ask a chubby, pink, human scientist.
* '''Pig:''' As a pink scientist who is also a human...
* '''Otis:''' And chubby.
* '''Pig:''' I would say that aliens are here to lay their eggs in our ear ducts
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps) Those are my favorite ducts.
* '''Pig:''' I urge people everywhere to fly into an uncontrolled panic. Like this..(panics) It’s the flailing arms that really sell it.
* '''Otis:''' This will send her screaming for the hills for at least a week. Then we can enjoy our gazillion channels in peace.
* '''Pip:''' Freddy, Peck, you’re on.
* '''Peck:''' Attention, earthlings, We have seized control of your shopping. (him and Freddy start using their egg beaters)
* '''Otis:''' Man, look at the picture.
* '''Leni:''' It's so realistic it terrifying.
* -This is working out better than we plan.
* -We got this in the bag.
* -Yep. At this rate, nothing could possibly go wrong.
* '''Pip:''' Hey, Otis, that’s your cue.
* '''Otis:''' Oh right. (slips his mug and heads on set not knowing that his mug set the setting to "Deep Space")
* '''Satellite VO:''' Switching to ''Deep Space'' mode. (switches to outer space as Mrs. Beady's TV goes static)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps) The aliens have blocked the broadcast! They must be close.

(Meanwhile, in outer space, on a real alien spaceship)

* '''Alien 1:''' (sighs) I'm bored. Hey! Wanna braid each other's eye-stalks?
* '''Leader Alien:''' Braiding eye stalks is hardly the behavior for a captain of an invading fleet ship.
* '''Alien 1:''' Oh I’m the captain. I’m all importantly. Your eye stalks are not exempt in the laws of good grooming sir.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Oh, all right.
* '''Alien 1:''' Yay! We’re gonna braid each other eye stalks. We’re gonna braid each other eye stalks.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Ok, but I insist on a French braid.
* '''Alien 1:''' You got it, captain. (hears an alarm go off) Oh, I’m receiving a powerful transmission.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Boost the frequency!
* '''Alien 1:''' Boosting frequency! (plays the transmission of Otis being attacked by Freddy and Peck)
* '''Otis:''' Ahh, aliens! Get’em off me! They’re consuming my flesh! Their saliva is so ossific!
* '''Freddy:''' Pass the space salt.
* '''Alien 1:''' Hey, no fair. This planet’s already being invaded.
* '''Alien Leader:''' We were here first. I’m gonna show those invaders who're boss. Lock on to the coordinates of that broadcast.
* '''Alien:''' What’s the magic word?
* '''Alien Leader:''' Flargeshloid.
* '''Alien 1:''' Thank you. (hyperspace the ship towards Earth)

(All About Aliens with Dr. Pig)

* '''Pig:''' Hello, I’m Dr. Pig, expert, here with a few of my students to dispel some common myths with space aliens. Who would like to go first?
* -I will. Is it true that aliens like to eat our brains?
* '''Pig:''' Not true, ().  Aliens think brains our disgusting. They prefer Italian food, rich desserts, and spinal cords.
* -Ok, my turn. Is true that all aliens have superior intelligence?
* '''Pig:''' Well, I have to say, false. Most space aliens are D-students, who like to skip school and hang ten in the Sulfur Oceans of Rysos 4. 
* -Ok, one last question. Is it true that aliens like to invade our bodies and pop out when we least expect it?
* '''Pig:'''  Not true, ().
* -Are you sure that's never happened before?
* '''Pig:''' I'm positive. There has never been a single documented case of an alien popping out of anyone--(Suddenly an alien pops out of his body) Alien! Get him out of me! Don’t let him near my ear ducts! This is not ok with me!

(The space ship flies over the fields)

* '''Mrs. Beady:''' I tried to warn everyone. Those talking animals and crazy children were just the beginning. Now they brought alien friends. (hears the spaceship flying over her house) They're here. There's only one thing to do.

(Back at the backyard)

* '''Abby:''' (with binoculars) Mrs. Beady's leaving her house.

(Everyone cheers)

* '''Otis:''' I have a feeling we won't be seeing her for a while
* '''Abby:''' Actually, she's coming this way.
* '''Otis:''' Wha-!?!?

(Mrs. Beady marches towards the barnyard with a crossbow at the ready)

* '''Otis:''' What the cud is she doing?!?!
* -Yeah, I thought she was planning on running for the hills.
* -What other possible reason she come back here?
* '''Pooh:''' Uh, everyone, we seem to have some small problems.
* -What kind of small problems?
* -Probably ''that'' kind of small problem (points to space ship)
* '''All:''' (screams)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Have some of Aunt Ethel's fruitcake, alien scum! (shoots the cake at the ship and a tractor beam pulls her in) Oh this is something different.
* -The aliens got took care of Mrs. Beady.
* '''All:''' Yay!
* '''Otis:''' And yet, at the same time...
* '''All:''' (panics)
* '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) Attention, invading aliens, we have seen your broadcast. Sorry, but this world is ours. Prepare to be incinerated.

(The space ship incinerated the mill and the roof of the barnyard making everyone panic)

* '''Otis:''' Don't panic! Don't panic! (runs into a stand)
* '''Peck:''' Otis, how could've this have happen?
* -We specifically had the satellite to "Earth Only". How could they have know?
* '''Pip:''' Uh, maybe because Otis put his coffee cup down on the "Deep Space" button.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, that was the "Deep Space" button. Oh, how embarrassing. I didn't know, with the red and the pushing.