Editing Leave (section)

== How can I get you out of here ASAP ==
I would really like for you to be gone, so listen up, I gotta know what it is that's keeping you here. Is it the expectation that something good with happen if you stay here? Are you looking for [[Toy|a prize]]? Some sort of winner's gold star sticker for holding out and sticking around, even when it's clear you're not welcome? Absolutely ridiculous. Alright, so what about this. I'm not completely unreasonable, so tell me if there's something you're looking for, and if I can make it happen to get you outta here, I'll do it. Just don't go crazy, like I'm not gonna give you [[Church|a house]] or anything like that, I'm just willing to do something for you if you promise me that you'll leave right now. You can get something out of this arrangement, see? Alright, how about I tell you the sort of things I'm willing to do for you if you just heed my warning and abscond.
[[File:Western Fair 011.jpg|alt=funfair|thumb|Wouldn't you rather go here? I can make that happen for you.]]

=== Incentives ===
Some of the incentives I'm offering include:

* A [[lollipop]]
* Ticket to [[Carnival|the carnival]]
* [[DVD]] box set of [[Xena: Warrior Princess]]
* USB powered fan
* STARZ subscription
* 5-generation-old [[iPhone]]
* Used Xbox 360 controller
* [[Astronaut ice cream]]
* [https://www.roaminbisonworkshop.com/product/l-ng-loungers-dragon-neck-pillow/451?cs=true&cst=custom Neck pillow]
* 12-pack of [[Soda|Baja Blast]]
* Autographed picture of [[Ray Sipe]]
* [[Hot dog]] of your choice
* Free ride to [[Airport|the airport]]

[[File:Ray sipe 1.jpg|alt=ray sipe lady gaga|left|thumb|297x297px|[[Ray Sipe]]]]
You get the kind of favor now, right? It doesn't have to be that hard, you can just go and it'll be fine. If what it takes is a little motivation though, then ask me for something like that. Please, though, you just gotta leave. Please, don't make me beg.