Editing Racing (section)

== Early History ==
Historical scholars believe that Ancient Romans engaged in a form of proto-Racing involving horses and sometimes chariots. This was referred to as really boring and kind of not worth your time. Despite some similarities to the modern Racing, this form of Racing involved no cars and also smelled worse. Some elements of this sport were carried over into the modern day, such as circular tracks (known as donuts) and the wheel.

In the late 19th century, [[God]] invented the automobile as a little treat. People were initially unsure how to use a car, using it to plow fields or hold up one end of a long banner, but gradually people started to drive them. They thought this was pretty fun, but lacked a competitive sport that allowed them to enjoy their cars together. Several attempts were made to develop a car-based sport, including as a weapon in gladiatorial arenas, but these early forays were deemed too unfair to participants outside of a car.