https://bitch.space/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Xeno 2026-10-24T13:52:15Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.46.2 https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Scaladrians&diff=2917 2025-07-30T03:30:17Z

<p>Xeno: :)</p> <hr /> <div>In the beginning, Koatl created the Heavens and the Earth. He used too much Heavens and Earth and didn't have enough leftovers to make normal sized lizards, so instead he made these fucking things.<br /> <br /> == Uses ==<br /> <br /> Scaladrians can be used for many purposes, such as; [[File:Lizardwindowsmaller.jpg|100px|thumb|left|be free]]<br /> <br /> *Punting<br /> *Kicking<br /> *Hitting<br /> *Throwing<br /> *Punting Harder But Be Careful You Might Make Them Cry<br /> *Tea Parties<br /> <br /> == Implications ==<br /> <br /> [[File:Xenolection.png|200px|thumb|right|A simulation of the fulfillment of Gödel's Loophole]]<br /> <br /> After years of study, it is now a commonly accepted belief among legal scholars that Gödel's Loophole, a contradiction within the United States Constitution that could give absolute power to a single individual, was about Scaladrians. As Scaladrians are small and puntable, one could theoretically dropkick one directly into the Oval Office, bypassing the election process entirely.</div>

Xeno https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Xenolection.png&diff=2916 2025-07-30T03:22:53Z

<p>Xeno: he won!</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> he won!</div>

Xeno https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Lizardwindowsmaller.jpg&diff=2915 2025-07-30T03:20:28Z

<p>Xeno: haha</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> haha</div>

Xeno https://bitch.space/index.php?title=User:Xeno&diff=440 2023-09-22T03:37:06Z

<p>Xeno: lzrd</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Scaladriandannsen.gif|thumb|what the fuck. what the fuck is this thing get it off my screen]]<br /> hello hi hi hi hello hi</div>

Xeno https://bitch.space/index.php?title=User:Xeno&diff=439 2023-09-22T03:34:39Z

<p>Xeno: Created page with &quot;hello hi hi hi hello hi link=MediaWiki&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>hello hi hi hi hello hi [[Image:Scaladriandannsen.gif|50px|link=MediaWiki]]</div>

Xeno https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Scaladriandannsen.gif&diff=438 2023-09-22T03:30:54Z

<p>Xeno: :3</p> <hr /> <div>== Summary ==<br /> :3</div>

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