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Poorly Labeled Cassette Tape

2026-06-22T10:24:44Z

Tokuto:

It is the 28th of February, 2026.

You are walking through the town of Glastonbury, Connecticut.

Inside a grime-stained snowbank, there lies a single Sony CD-ix1 150.

The polypropylene is uncut.

The J-card has naught but a crude, smiling cat head sharpied onto it in purple.

===== You can take it if you want. =====

SIDE A

# ''Shoreditch -'' Vard. [2'29]
# ''vent (NOIT Bootleg)'' - Baby Keem, NOIT [4'04]
# ''Pressure FM -'' Jack Marlow [3'39]
# ''Heartbroken (Phibes Bootleg) -'' T2 [4'00]
# ''Wasting My Time (Tim Reaper Remix) -'' Demuja [5'38] (A sticker of a KLM Cityhopper E170LR is here affixed, pointing to the timestamp.)
# ''Enough Breaks -'' TRCKS [3'48]
# ''Magic Mountain -'' Hollow Ship [3'33]
# ''Call Me (Alon Cohen Remix) -'' Blondie [3'32] (This one has a note... "AWAWA". It's in the same purple as the cat.)
# ''Government Hooker (BreadBeatz Mix) -'' Lady Gaga [2'24] (The stems of the capital As stretch down to sit alongside this too...)
# ''FVN! (Nephthys Bunni's Reverb Mix) -'' LVL1 [3'28]
# ''HEARTATTACK!GIMMEDAT! -'' EVABOY [1'19]
# ''Enjoy Yourself (Naz3nt Remix) -'' Saint Pepsi [3'25]
# ''LX-777 (Lunar Data) -'' Starjunk 95 [2'40]
# ''nanana -'' Mietze Conte [2'02] ("122mph")
# ''Isso -'' 1tbsp [3'12]
# ''i'm the one in love (feat. DNA)'' - timesgone [1'47]
# ''PK RAVE (feat. Glidelas) -'' Telemist [3'29]
# ''How Do You Think? -'' Date of Birth [6'07] ("You're never fucking sleeping in a parking lot again, Alex")
# ''DTMF Darling -'' Tangle Nathair [5'53]
# ''Beuk My Stride -'' ARENCI [2'14]

Poorly Labeled Cassette Tape

2026-02-28T23:54:12Z

Tokuto:

It is the 28th of February, 2026.

You are walking through the town of Glastonbury, Connecticut.

Inside a grime-stained snowbank, there lies a single Sony CD-ix1 150.

The polypropylene is uncut.

The J-card has naught but a crude, smiling cat head sharpied onto it in purple.

===== You can take it if you want. =====

Ain't no stoppin' now.

SIDE A

# ''Shoreditch -'' Vard. [2'29]
# ''vent (NOIT Bootleg)'' - Baby Keem, NOIT [4'04]
# ''Pressure FM -'' Jack Marlow [3'39]
# ''Heartbroken (Phibes Bootleg) -'' T2 [4'00]
# ''Wasting My Time (Tim Reaper Remix) -'' Demuja [5'38] (A sticker of a KLM Cityhopper E170LR is here affixed, pointing to the timestamp.)
# ''Enough Breaks -'' TRCKS [3'48]
# ''Magic Mountain -'' Hollow Ship [3'33]
# ''Call Me (Alon Cohen Remix) -'' Blondie [3'32] (This one has a note... "AWAWA". It's in the same purple as the cat.)
# ''Government Hooker (BreadBeatz Mix) -'' Lady Gaga [2'24] (The stems of the capital As stretch down to sit alongside this too...)
# ''FVN! (Nephthys Bunni's Reverb Mix) -'' LVL1 [3'28]
# ''HEARTATTACK!GIMMEDAT! -'' EVABOY [1'19]
# ''Enjoy Yourself (Naz3nt Remix) -'' Saint Pepsi [3'25]
# ''LX-777 (Lunar Data) -'' Starjunk 95 [2'40]
# ''nanana -'' Mietze Conte [2'02] ("122mph")
# ''Isso -'' 1tbsp [3'12]
# ''i'm the one in love (feat. DNA)'' - timesgone [1'47]
# ''PK RAVE (feat. Glidelas) -'' Telemist [3'29]
# ''How Do You Think? -'' Date of Birth [6'07] ("You're never fucking sleeping in a parking lot again, Alex")
# ''DTMF Darling -'' Tangle Nathair [5'53]
# ''Beuk My Stride -'' ARENCI [2'14]

Poorly Labeled Cassette Tape

2026-02-28T07:11:25Z

Tokuto: HOW TO SPOON

It is the 28th of February, 2026.

You are walking through the town of Glastonbury, Connecticut.

Inside a grime-stained snowbank, there lies a single Sony CD-ix1 150.

The polypropylene is uncut.

The J-card has naught but a crude, smiling cat head sharpied onto it in purple.

===== You can take it if you want. =====

Ain't no stoppin' now.

SIDE A

# ''Shoreditch -'' Vard. [2'29]
# ''vent (NOIT Bootleg)'' - Baby Keem, NOIT [4'04]
# ''Pressure FM -'' Jack Marlow [3'39]
# ''Heartbroken (Phibes Bootleg) -'' T2 [4'00]
# ''Wasting My Time (Tim Reaper Remix) -'' Demuja [5'38] (A sticker of a KLM Cityhopper E170LR is here affixed, pointing to the timestamp.)
# ''Enough Breaks -'' TRCKS [3'48]
# ''Magic Mountain -'' Hollow Ship [3'33]
# ''Call Me (Alon Cohen Remix) -'' Blondie [3'32] (This one has a note... "AWAWA". It's in the same purple as the cat.)
# ''Government Hooker (BreadBeatz Mix) -'' Lady Gaga [2'24] (The stems of the capital As stretch down to sit alongside this too...)
# ''FVN! (Nephthys Bunni's Mix) -'' LVL1 [3'28]
# ''HEARTATTACK!GIMMEDAT! -'' EVABOY [1'19]
# ''Enjoy Yourself (Naz3nt Remix) -'' Saint Pepsi [3'25]
# ''LX-777 (Lunar Data) -'' Starjunk 95 [2'40]
# ''nanana -'' Mietze Conte [2'02] ("122mph")
# ''Isso -'' 1tbsp [3'12]
# ''i'm the one in love (feat. DNA)'' - timesgone [1'47]
# ''PK RAVE (feat. Glidelas) -'' Telemist [3'29]
# ''How Do You Think? -'' Date of Birth [6'07] ("You're never fucking sleeping in a parking lot again, Alex")
# ''DTMF Darling -'' Tangle Nathair [5'53]
# ''Beuk My Stride -'' ARENCI [2'14]

Poorly Labeled Cassette Tape

2026-02-28T06:16:41Z

Tokuto:

Poorly Labeled Cassette Tape

2026-02-28T06:16:11Z

Tokuto: what

Poorly Labeled Cassette Tape

2026-02-28T06:05:59Z

Tokuto: dick hard on the butt titty in my hand kiss ya neck hell yeah

====== It is the 28th of February, 2026. ======

====== You are walking through the town of Glastonbury, Connecticut. ======

====== Inside a grime-stained snowbank, there lies a single Sony CD-ix1 150. ======

====== The polypropylene is uncut. ======

====== The J-card has naught but a crude, smiling cat head sharpied onto it in purple. ======

====== You can take it if you want. ======

User:Tokuto

2026-02-28T05:52:23Z

Tokuto: ouiguyh fuck howd he miss THIS?>?>?

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Mrrp! Mrowr. [https://holyfuckingshit.s-ul.eu/YU3K6Vr1 Perhaps, things beyond that.]

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User:Tokuto

2026-02-28T05:51:41Z

Tokuto: im that btich

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Mrrp! Mrowr. [https://holyfuckingshit.s-ul.eu/YU3K6Vr1 Perhaps, things beyond that.]

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File talk:Naryani Zalimana.mp3

2026-02-28T05:46:44Z

Tokuto:

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnxupEXxrTI oh wwoaw]

File talk:Naryani Zalimana.mp3

2026-02-28T05:46:35Z

Tokuto:

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnxupEXxrTI | oh wwoaw]

File talk:Naryani Zalimana.mp3

2026-02-28T05:46:15Z

Tokuto:

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnxupEXxrTI|oh wwoaw]]

File talk:Naryani Zalimana.mp3

2026-02-28T05:45:20Z

Tokuto: Created page with "oh wwow"

oh wwow

Awawi

2026-02-02T01:51:38Z

Tokuto: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[[File:{{#setmainimage:Kolours avali 1.png}}|alt=avali|thumb|359x359px|one example of a wawi]]
a [[awawi]] is a smol birdy... like a chicken but bigger... and it has... cute face and snoot. you should pet awawi every day, and any time you see them.

== awawi important stuff ==
they hauve wings... and a thin neck, and they also have little hands... and they make chirping noises and have a lot of smarts and can go into [[space]] and shoot guns and fight good. they are NOT dumb and stupid and are SUPER GOOD at everything and you should always love and affection them.

=== weak spot ===
there is no weak spot, there is only the GOOD PLACES to pet... and if you pet them there they are NOT incapacitated just very happy... and they are absolutely not ever going to be your adorable little birdy no never could they do that even if it felt REALLY good.

=== society ===
there are awawi packs and they are like families but better, and they are all soft and fluffy and love to snuggle in piles and in beanbags and did i mention VERY SMART and they will kill you if you are not careful... and if you do not give them pats and snacks and lots of love ant attention and you pay them $200

=== good snacks ===
fruit... berries and like granola... chicken from kfc, or popeyes, thanksgiving turkey, beef, your chips, like sun chips... the harvest cheddar ones... granola, [[Hostess|donettes]], twinkie... blood pudding? maybe... uhhhhh lots of CANDY and circus peanuts and anise candies... give me- i mean AWAWI get the all of this. and hummus, shrimp, sushi, salmon, teriyaki sauce and tilapia and mmmmmmmmmm
[[File:Einaku and river 1.png|alt=peep|left|thumb|451x451px|two of them is more cute than one]]

=== pets and hugs ===
awawi are VERY GOOD at getting pets and hugs and are very cute and you love them very much

== independence ==
if you keep awawi as a pet they will be soooooo mad... dont do it... even if they chirp happy like and snuggle with you and say they love you dont do it

=== dont read this ===
maybe if you keep me- i MEAN AWAWI as a pet its fine actully but we are PROUD and smart and you gotta be nice to them

== third thing ==
awawi are the best, come give us a kiss

== notable awawi ==

# [[River|princess river]]
# me
# einaku
# the pet one [<nowiki/>[[Creature|''citation needed'']]] [''redundant to 5'']
# you

== Will It Blend? ==
Awawi belong in a blender. Just shove one of those fuckers in there and hit puree. Nice slushy of awawi for your drinking pleasure (tastes bad but you do it for the experience)
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[[Category:Animals]]

Talk:Altermedicine

2026-02-01T13:47:57Z

Tokuto: Created page with "uytguHYHURrhuhgrguh shurt up mannmnn"

uytguHYHURrhuhgrguh shurt up mannmnn

User:Tokuto

2026-02-01T13:43:13Z

Tokuto: fucker

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Mrrp! Mrowr. [https://holyfuckingshit.s-ul.eu/YU3K6Vr1 Perhaps, things beyond that.]

[ [[I'm a saint it's everyone else's fault|This user]] forgot how to do an infobox ]

Awawi

2026-02-01T13:42:30Z

Tokuto: uh

[[File:{{#setmainimage:Kolours avali 1.png}}|alt=avali|thumb|359x359px|one example of a wawi]]
a [[awawi]] is a smol birdy... like a chicken but bigger... and it has... cute face and snoot. you should pet awawi every day, and any time you see them.

== awawi important stuff ==
they hauve wings... and a thin neck, and they also have little hands... and they make chirping noises and have a lot of smarts and can go into [[space]] and shoot guns and fight good. they are NOT dumb and stupid and are SUPER GOOD at everything and you should always love and affection them.

=== weak spot ===
there is no weak spot, there is only the GOOD PLACES to pet... and if you pet them there they are NOT incapacitated just very happy... and they are absolutely not ever going to be your adorable little birdy no never could they do that even if it felt REALLY good.

=== society ===
there are awawi packs and they are like families but better, and they are all soft and fluffy and love to snuggle in piles and in beanbags and did i mention VERY SMART and they will kill you if you are not careful... and if you do not give them pats and snacks and lots of love ant attention and you pay them $200

=== good snacks ===
fruit... berries and like granola... chicken from kfc, or popeyes, thanksgiving turkey, beef, your chips, like sun chips... the harvest cheddar ones... granola, [[Hostess|donettes]], twinkie... blood pudding? maybe... uhhhhh lots of CANDY and circus peanuts and anise candies... give me- i mean AWAWI get the all of this. and hummus, shrimp, sushi, salmon, teriyaki sauce and tilapia and mmmmmmmmmm
[[File:Einaku and river 1.png|alt=peep|left|thumb|451x451px|two of them is more cute than one]]

=== pets and hugs ===
awawi are VERY GOOD at getting pets and hugs and are very cute and you love them very much

== independence ==
if you keep awawi as a pet they will be soooooo mad... dont do it... even if they chirp happy like and snuggle with you and say they love you dont do it

=== dont read this ===
maybe if you keep me- i MEAN AWAWI as a pet its fine actully but we are PROUD and smart and you gotta be nice to them

== third thing ==
awawi are the best, come give us a kiss

== notable awawi ==

# [[River|princess river]]
# me
# einaku
# the pet one [<nowiki/>[[Creature|''citation needed'']]] [''redundant'']
# you

== Will It Blend? ==
Awawi belong in a blender. Just shove one of those fuckers in there and hit puree. Nice slushy of awawi for your drinking pleasure (tastes bad but you do it for the experience)
[[Category:BitchSpace Premium]]
[[Category:Animals]]

User:Tokuto

2026-02-01T13:16:14Z

Tokuto:

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Mrrp! Mrowr. [https://holyfuckingshit.s-ul.eu/YU3K6Vr1 Perhaps, things beyond that.]

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User talk:Archytas?

2026-02-01T13:13:27Z

Tokuto:

the fucking set page was so good i got mad - toku

User talk:Archytas?

2026-02-01T13:13:15Z

Tokuto: Created page with "the fucking set page was so good i got mad"

the fucking set page was so good i got mad

Dreams

2026-02-01T13:10:41Z

Tokuto: ellers dee

[[File:{{#setmainimage:Rs 1200x1200-221003044126-1200-youtuber-dream-mask-3213494185.jpg}}|thumb|If you see this guy in your dreams you die in 7 days]]
[[Dreams]] are a thing you have when you go to sleep. There's many kinds of dreams but if you can't think of one here are some ideas

== Butterfly Dream ==
In this dream you are a butterfly. When you wake up from this dream, you don't know if you are still the butterfly dreaming of being a human. These ones are ok.

== Falling Dream ==
This is the kind of dream where you're just falling. D tier

== Racecar Dream ==
Do you ever dream about [[Crumple zone|driving a racecar]]? I think that would be pretty cool

== Dream about Leonardo DiCaprio ==
If you have a dream and Leonardo DiCaprio shows up it's because he's also asleep at the same time and dreaming the same thing that you are. I hope you aren't dreaming about anything embarrassing because Leonardo DiCaprio is here and he's completely lucid and judging everything you're doing. If you kill him he has to leave but he's really tough.

== Hotel Labyrinth Dream ==
I'm just trying to get back to my room but i don't remember the number and there's so many fucking hallways where the fuck is the elevator why can't i read the signs why is black water pouring out from the rooms and flooding the hallways i can't get out i can't get out i can't get out

3/5 stars on etsy

== Dreams of Aether ==
[[File:2290901270-2352843406.jpg|thumb|This is what happens to you when you play Dreams of Aether]]
Dreams of Aether is a cool fucking game htere's a goat in it and a lizard woman that everyone wants to fuck. [[24 Hour Cinderella Guy]] shows up at one point. It's like $3 you should go buy it right now. It's like [[Wario]] Ware. 10/10

== Teeth fall out Dream ==
This is the dream where all your teeth fall out.

== Back in school Dream ==
You FORGOT that today is FINALS and also you '''DIN"T SUDTY ''agageggggg SHIIIIIIIIT SQUARE ENIX'''''

4/5 stars

== Trying to read something Dream ==
Idk these ones are boring i just stick my arms out and fly away and do a different kind of dream instead.

== Maya and Samsara ==
We are all trapped inside an illusory world and the only escape is to reject the illusion outright. Some might say this is a dream-like world in that sense, and that we need to wake up from it. It can take lifetimes to become aware of the ways in which the illusion tempts us to stay, but only through the rejection of all material things can we ascend.

== Tetris Dream ==
When you play too much [[Tetris]], you will dream about Tetris. That's cool.

== The Twilight Zone: Tower of Terror™ Dream ==
[[File:Disney's Hollywood Studios Tower of Terror.jpg|thumb|216x216px|sometimes in my restless dreams... i see that ride... The Tower of Terror]]
Sometimes I have dreams where this fuckass disney world ride is somehow a focal point of it, like it just shows up and serves some sort of purpose. one time I had one where every member of my family went to disney world and they got hypnotized by the music to build a metal gear underneath it. another time i had one where the elevator drop just sent you to [[hell]]. Does this happen to anyone else or am I just autistic?

== Link Speed Dream ==

== Lovely Sweet Dream ==

== Limbo Silent Dream ==

== Life Sensuous Dream ==

== Logic Symbolic Dream ==

== Leisure Sonorous Dream ==

== Laughter Spiritual Dream ==

== Lunacy Savage Dream ==

== Linking Sapient Dream ==
[http://literal.fucking.mirror.gov you] should really start writing these down theyll make games out of it it's SICK truuuuuuSSSSSST ME please do it

== Other kinds of dreams ==
If you have a different kind of dream that isn't listed on this page there's something really wrong with you and you should go to the emergency room right now because they have to do brain surgery on you.

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NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2026-02-01T13:01:34Z

Tokuto: Created page with " == <big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>I HATE MEW</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big> == thumb"

== <big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>I HATE MEW</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big> ==
[[File:NUKE RADIO.png|left|thumb]]

File:NUKE RADIO.png

2026-02-01T13:00:41Z

Tokuto:

NUKE RADIO

Yeah

2026-02-01T12:53:55Z

Tokuto:

yep
[[File:Yuuuuup youre gay congrats you start tomorrow TANGLE CALLED ME A FAGGOT.png|left|frameless]]

File:Yuuuuup youre gay congrats you start tomorrow TANGLE CALLED ME A FAGGOT.png

2026-02-01T12:53:37Z

Tokuto:

a story in 2 part

Top 10 Easy Cinnamon Roll Recipes For Family Kids Fun Beginner

2026-02-01T12:49:32Z

Tokuto: never FUCKIGN mind

@ <- you ever think this looks like a cinnamon roll

they're like. low-mid tier difficulty to make. like it's not as easy as cookies

like you still need yeast

and rolling it has a chance to mess up i guess

but

like

it's still just kinda mixin shit together. it's not that hard.

not like tempering chocolate or making hard candy or something

what they don't tell u about baking shit is that

even if you mess up

it's still like 25% sugar, it's still gonna be good

a fun little experiment you aren't gonna get anywhere else cause they aren't gonna sell mistakes

miscakes

that's not a cake it's a cinnamon roll

is a cinnamon roll a cake? it's got t he dough, and icing on top, and [[hell]] it's even got the little fuckn

filling stuff

in the middle of it

i wonder if you could make a cinnamon roll cake. same filling same icing but, like, as a cake.

that you slice

that sounds practical but kinda boring. like a lot of the appeal of the cinnamon roll is the shape y'know

it's more than just taste

you peel it apart with your hands and teeth and unroll that shit

it's fun to destroy a cinnamon roll in the process of eating it

isn't that cool?

like

making food is a kind of art form, right? you're making stuff and making decisions

the result is something you MADE, with your hands, and your brain, and stuff

and yet the ideal way to experience it is to destroy it

it's kind of unique in that way. like

people have made "temporary art" where the performance involves destroying it

but i don't think a lot of people pay attention to like

the entirety of culinary arts being like that.

does that mean recipes are art, too? the formatting of them has a kind of beauty to em i suppose

i remember reading somewhere that the modern form of a recipe comes from, like, a victorian-era book that's like

"cooking for absolute idiot shitheads who can't do anything"

cause before that recipes were super vague or annoying

like "cook until the rooster crows from the eastern side" like ok how much is that in minutes bitch

gotta put numbers on that shit

cinnamon rolls don't take a super long time to make either but it's not like you can just whip up a batch in 2 minutes

i think you have to let them rise a little bit? not super long. it's got yeast in it

man yeast is weird.

but hey it's used in a lot of things and it tastes extremely good

kind of a weird survival tactic. yeast is alive, technically. it's not really a cute little kitty or anything [<nowiki/>[[Yeah|1]]]

it just eats and shits

ain't that the life

@ <- you ever think this looks like a cinnamon roll

Top 10 Easy Cinnamon Roll Recipes For Family Kids Fun Beginner

2026-02-01T12:48:04Z

Tokuto: citations now or we riot

@ <- you ever think this looks like a cinnamon roll

they're like. low-mid tier difficulty to make. like it's not as easy as cookies

like you still need yeast

and rolling it has a chance to mess up i guess

but

like

it's still just kinda mixin shit together. it's not that hard.

not like tempering chocolate or making hard candy or something

what they don't tell u about baking shit is that

even if you mess up

it's still like 25% sugar, it's still gonna be good

a fun little experiment you aren't gonna get anywhere else cause they aren't gonna sell mistakes

miscakes

that's not a cake it's a cinnamon roll

is a cinnamon roll a cake? it's got t he dough, and icing on top, and [[hell]] it's even got the little fuckn

filling stuff

in the middle of it

i wonder if you could make a cinnamon roll cake. same filling same icing but, like, as a cake.

that you slice

that sounds practical but kinda boring. like a lot of the appeal of the cinnamon roll is the shape y'know

it's more than just taste

you peel it apart with your hands and teeth and unroll that shit

it's fun to destroy a cinnamon roll in the process of eating it

isn't that cool?

like

making food is a kind of art form, right? you're making stuff and making decisions

the result is something you MADE, with your hands, and your brain, and stuff

and yet the ideal way to experience it is to destroy it

it's kind of unique in that way. like

people have made "temporary art" where the performance involves destroying it

but i don't think a lot of people pay attention to like

the entirety of culinary arts being like that.

does that mean recipes are art, too? the formatting of them has a kind of beauty to em i suppose

i remember reading somewhere that the modern form of a recipe comes from, like, a victorian-era book that's like

"cooking for absolute idiot shitheads who can't do anything"

cause before that recipes were super vague or annoying

like "cook until the rooster crows from the eastern side" like ok how much is that in minutes bitch

gotta put numbers on that shit

cinnamon rolls don't take a super long time to make either but it's not like you can just whip up a batch in 2 minutes

i think you have to let them rise a little bit? not super long. it's got yeast in it

man yeast is weird.

but hey it's used in a lot of things and it tastes extremely good

kind of a weird survival tactic. yeast is alive, technically. [[Yeah|it's not really a cute little kitty or anything]]

it just eats and shits

ain't that the life

@ <- you ever think this looks like a cinnamon roll

Yeah

2026-02-01T12:47:05Z

Tokuto: shhhh secret tool that helps us later

official kity verified
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File:True, i think.gif

2026-02-01T12:45:04Z

Tokuto:

yep. look at thjat./ thyumbs up and everythign

User:Tokuto

2025-08-14T20:11:34Z

Tokuto: who up boxing they info 4: who's writing this shit anyways

{{Infobox person|Tokuto|3=Allan please add details|4=GAY AND EVIL|Fuck?=Fuck.|6=20 (3 Feb. 2005 - Present)|7=Helical Encabulator|8=Bitchin' Dirty Rotten Tricks|9=Cubano sandwiches|10=OTC stimulants|11=On occasion|5=background: #002FA7;|12=His wallet, way too often.}}

Mrrp! Mrowr. [https://holyfuckingshit.s-ul.eu/YU3K6Vr1 Perhaps, things beyond that.]

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User:Tokuto

2025-08-14T20:09:09Z

Tokuto: who up boxing they info 3: fuuuuuck they laced me

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User:Tokuto

2025-08-14T19:58:56Z

Tokuto: who up boxing they info 2: the box returns

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User:Tokuto

2025-08-14T19:50:57Z

Tokuto: who up boxing they info

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Talk:Main Page

2025-08-11T13:29:45Z

Tokuto: gnhhngmhfhg

uh oh! talking!

new post Who are the last like 5 ppl who signed up for bitch space
why are their user pages the same and all link back to [spam link] what the hell even is that

new post double trouble figured they were just some bots or somethin so i pretended i did not see them -DOS

new post i shidded the bed

new post <big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>hey whats up Has anyone seen a picture lately</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>

new post
bitchSpace discord server question mark ? https://discord.gg/un8VBbhqq7

no i havent seen any photos does anyone even read the fucking news anymore oh my god

User talk:Tokuto

2025-08-11T13:26:23Z

Tokuto: Created page with "can we fucking kill this guy"

can we fucking kill this guy

User:Tokuto

2025-08-11T13:05:50Z

Tokuto: come over ere n kiss me on my hot MOUTH

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Sports 3

2025-08-11T12:59:56Z

Tokuto:

{{Himbox|text='''Sports 3''' is still in the '''Proposal''' phase. For more information, see '''[[Sporticode Consortium]]'''.|icon=⚽|bordercolor=#4444BB|bgcolor=#e8e8f8}}
[[File:Theme of sports 3.mp3|thumb|this is the new awesome theme]]
Sports 3 is a proposed list of new sports under the standardization rules of the [[Sporticode Consortium]]. This proposal is spearheaded by [[Hideo Kojima]], and is still taking submissions for new sports for the next version update. This version will supercede [[Sports 2]].
== List of sports included in Sports 3 ==

[[{{#setmainimage:File:Young Tiger and deflated football-1 (5761563746).jpg}}|thumb|400px|Players 2 were faulty, so Sports 3 will only be played by animals]]
* [[List of legal struggle bats|Struggle Bat]]
* Basketball 3
* Super Uber Rugby
* [[StarCraft]]
* Trennis: Treurnamenet Tredition
* Metal Train Table
* Kiing
* [[Undertale|Speed Pacifism]]
* Build-In-Box DUPLO® Sets
* [[Racing]] 3
* Plastic Airplane
* Hogskin
* [[Football: Definitive Edition#Football: Definitive Edition: Director's Cut Turbo EX Target® Edition|Football: Definitive Edition: Director's Cut Turbo EX Target® Edition]]
* Baseball 2 again
* Digg
* Fuckball: Extreme Cum Edition
* [[T'chklo]] [[Snoutbreakers|Snoutbreaking]]
* Extreme Beach Trennis
* Challenge Pooping
* [[Metroid Prime: Blast Ball|Metroid Prime Pinball]]

== Rating ==
''NOTE: The UK government requires that you submit to age verification to play certain proposed Sports 3, such as Build-In-Box DUPLO® Sets.''

Sports 3 is rated CR (Car Rental), or PEGI 25+

== Conception of Sports 3 ==
[[File:Jack sports.png|left|thumb|343x343px|Jack Sports]]
''Main article: [[Sporticode Consortium]]''

Sports 3 was born of Hideo's will to see what sports would look like if everyone was hopped-up on oxytocin the entire time. Jack Sports had recently died, and in his will he set aside a number of his assets to create the '''Sporticode Consortium'''. This ensured that Kojima would not be working on Sports 3 alone, giving him the resources and structure to involve other Sports 2 fans in an unprecedented way. Many of Sports 3's proposal sports are from anonymous Sporters seeking to leave their legacy on Sports for the rest of time.
[[File:Blinx rubble.png|thumb|344x393px|CEO of the Sporticode Consortium]]

The new CEO of the Sporticode Consortium, [[Blinx]], has no prior experience with Sports, but everyone loves him, so nobody questions it. Members of the Consortium include:
* Klonoa
* [[Church|The Bitchspacian Chunch]]
* [[Shivajirao|Chief Minister Shivaji Rao]]
* Environmental Protection Agency
* Video Kojima
* Project M
* [[Gryphon Pussy|Gryphon Spade]]
* [[24 Hour Cinderella Guy|Goro Majima]]

== Sports 4 ==
[[File:Sports 4 real.jpg|left|thumb]]
:''Main article: [[Sports 4]]''

[[Hideo Kojima]] has stated that he is developing [[Sports 4]] for some reason, despite not having finished this one. It will also start a new trilogy of Prequel sports, telling the stories of all the Sports 3s that we know and love, and how they came to be.

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