https://bitch.space/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=Guffy BitchSpace - User contributions [en] 2026-05-18T08:03:25Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.40.0 https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Randy_Pitchford&diff=3537 Randy Pitchford 2026-05-13T09:43:19Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:500px;background:black;color:white&quot;&gt;[[Cunt|CUNT]]&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Joe biden retweet randy pitchford.png]]<br /> [[Category:Video Game Developers]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Vore_2&diff=3533 Vore 2 2026-04-01T01:58:36Z <p>Guffy: Created page with &quot;thumb i thought i was braver but it turns out im not&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:I know what you are.png|thumb]]<br /> i thought i was braver but it turns out im not</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:I_know_what_you_are.png&diff=3532 File:I know what you are.png 2026-04-01T01:58:13Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>w</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Like_a_g6&diff=3496 Like a g6 2026-02-12T11:10:09Z <p>Guffy: Created page with &quot;they called it that because 6 is like 200 and 6 is like a g thumb they maked thne sog booty bounse real llike a g6 slizardFile:CASTINS PEL ON YOU.gifMY SPELL I RELEASE IT ON YOU&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>they called it that because 6 is like 200 and 6 is like a g<br /> [[File:Likea g76.png|thumb]]<br /> <br /> <br /> they maked thne sog booty bounse real llike a g6 <br /> <br /> slizard[[File:CASTINS PEL ON YOU.gif]]MY SPELL I RELEASE IT ON YOU</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:CASTINS_PEL_ON_YOU.gif&diff=3495 File:CASTINS PEL ON YOU.gif 2026-02-12T11:09:37Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>CASTING SPELL</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Likea_g76.png&diff=3494 File:Likea g76.png 2026-02-12T11:06:26Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>c</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Maddie&diff=3430 Maddie 2025-12-08T08:32:33Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Isa litle maddie.png|center|frameless]]<br /> <br /> ====== the ======<br /> <br /> [[category:Animals]] [[category:Articles about users]] [[category:fuckable]] [[category:maddie]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Maddie&diff=3429 Maddie 2025-12-08T08:10:32Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Isa litle maddie.png|center|frameless]]<br /> <br /> ====== the ======</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Maddie&diff=3428 Maddie 2025-12-08T08:10:14Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Isa litle maddie.png|center|frameless]]<br /> <br /> ====== the ======</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Maddie&diff=3427 Maddie 2025-12-08T08:08:32Z <p>Guffy: Created page with &quot; frameless&quot;</p> <hr /> <div><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Isa litle maddie.png|center|frameless]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Isa_litle_maddie.png&diff=3426 File:Isa litle maddie.png 2025-12-08T08:07:17Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>spite</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Buddy&diff=3425 Buddy 2025-11-25T06:19:55Z <p>Guffy: budy</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Buddy.png|thumb|the sniler]]<br /> [[File:Buddy the orb head.png|center|frameless|1066x1066px|orb head]]<br /> [[File:Buddy!.png|left|thumb|300x300px|hoooooh boy thast]]'''buddy''' has control of syestems beyond your belief it is quite the [[Cat|spwecatcle]] <br /> <br /> have you seeen . the b<br /> <br /> ====== buddy has never used a google in his life&lt;!-- google is a company --&gt; ======<br /> <br /> === buddy has never used a keyboards in his life ===<br /> buddy is a cat that you can see on you'e screen<br /> <br /> you own him &lt;small&gt;&lt;u&gt;three&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/small&gt; dollargs<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |+hgow you spell buddy<br /> !b<br /> !u<br /> !d<br /> !<br /> |-<br /> |d<br /> |y<br /> |<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> [[File:Scuggy.png|thumb|oh sorry this is a scug from rain world thats not '''buddy''']]<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;and he is meow&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> == HE LOOKS DOWN UPON THEE FROM HIS CASTLE ON HIGH ==<br /> <br /> == PERCIEVE HIM IF YOU WIOLL, AS HE SHALL PERCIEVE THEE WITH A SNILE AND A WARM HEARTED GAYZE ==<br /> [[File:HIS TOWER UPON HIGH FROM WHICH HE VIEWS THEE.png|none|frame|[[File:Buddy.png|thumb|300x300px]]]]<br /> <br /> = Not to be Confused With =<br /> <br /> * [[Buddy Holly]]<br /> *** [[File:Yaybuddy.png|frameless]]'''what is that'''<br /> <br /> [[Category:Animals]]<br /> [[Category:BitchSpace Premium]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Yaybuddy.png&diff=3424 File:Yaybuddy.png 2025-11-25T06:17:45Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>the cat</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Louie&diff=3292 Louie 2025-08-26T00:14:23Z <p>Guffy: green</p> <hr /> <div>= Louis =<br /> Louis are a yeah. Theyre from bomberman and they are so shaped<br /> <br /> == Check em ==<br /> [[File:Louie green.png|alt=green louie|left|thumb|louie [[green]]]]<br /> [[File:Soaring louie.png|alt=louis yellow|thumb|Soaring louie]]<br /> [[File:Tri louie.png|alt=tri louie|center|thumb|tri louie]]<br /> <br /> == Can you tell me more about these increible creatures ==<br /> No. i have never played [[Bomberman|bonmner man]] sorry. Maybe you could try playing it<br /> <br /> == Bomberman fantasy race ==<br /> [[File:Maxresdefault-2336163730.jpg|thumb|640x480px|I'm adding this picture of the black louie because his pfp is hot af]]<br /> I'm adding these here for no reason<br /> [[File:8162-2530319822.png|none|thumb]]<br /> [[Category:Animals]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Simpleflips&diff=3291 Simpleflips 2025-08-26T00:14:02Z <p>Guffy: green</p> <hr /> <div>{{Infobox person<br /> | Simpleflips | [[File:{{#setmainimage:Ichiban.png}}|frameless|300x300px]] | &quot;Shoutout to me, Simpleflips&quot; | ALIVE | background: #63ab3f; | just this one i think | Internet | Chaos Control | [[Green]] Demon | XV THE DEVIL | 12 (+1) | 1 Gajillion Channel Points<br /> }}<br /> <br /> [[Simpleflips]]<br /> <br /> = Early life =<br /> Simpleflips was born. Today, he is.<br /> <br /> = In popular culture =<br /> Not really<br /> <br /> = Controvery =<br /> Don't like his moustache.<br /> <br /> = See also =<br /> * [[Mario]]<br /> * [[Ichiban Kasuga]]<br /> * [[List of unusual deaths]] (soon)</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Guacamole&diff=3290 Guacamole 2025-08-26T00:13:34Z <p>Guffy: green</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:An Avocado.png|thumb|Teardrop fruit with black exterior and [[green]] meat, impregnated with a single large seed. The perfect fruit for the loud monogamous or quiet virgins.]]<br /> [[File:Wrath.png|thumb|one such example of the evils in this]]<br /> [[Guacamole]] is mashed fruit salad consisting of the fruiting body of a plant more profitable than drug trafficking. It is commonly consumed by those of bourgeois aspirations. Expenditure on this product was 100% responsible for the collapse of the contemporary American System of international commerce circa 1943 - 2010. If only people listened to the expert older class that collects housing like trading cards off of borrowed wealth that will be paid back long after they're gone. It's DEFINITELY the GUAC that caused such a perilous decline.<br /> <br /> [[File:Guacamole Chart.png|thumb|I was gonna make a table but someone else did it for me]]<br /> [[File:N Avocado.png|thumb|NOT THIS ONE but if he got smashed in a bowl I would be ok with that]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Zelda_Williams&diff=3289 Zelda Williams 2025-08-26T00:13:16Z <p>Guffy: green</p> <hr /> <div>{{Infobox person|Zelda Williams|[[File:{{#setmainimage:Zelda.jpg}}|frameless]]|&quot;HEE-YAAAAT&quot;|ALIVE|background: #63ab3f;|1986-present|Actor, director, sword nut|Sword &amp; Board|Hearts|VIII STRENGTH|12 (+1)|Bombs}}<br /> <br /> [[Zelda Williams]] (born July 31, 1989) is an American half-djinn actress, director, and titular protagonist of the Legend of Zelda series. She is the daughter of almighty djinn [[Robin Williams]] and [[His Wife]]. Zelda is often identifiable by her [[green]] hat and tunic, and usually carries an expensive [[sword]]. She is named after the wife of the most closeted gay to ever live, F. Scott Fitzgerald.<br /> <br /> Zelda was created by the legendary Japanese swordsman, [[Shigeru Miyamoto]]. Her favorite character in Super Smash Brothers is Shiek. She is best friends with [[Link]], the main character of The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.<br /> <br /> == Trivia ==<br /> <br /> * In the Legend of Zelda games you are able to change Zelda's name by specifying a save file name other than &quot;ZELDA&quot;. However, due to a bug, the box art does not update to reflect this.<br /> <br /> == Gallery ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Zelda sprite.jpg|Zelda in game<br /> File:Vortex Spring cave warning sign.jpg|She would ignore this sign<br /> File:Cube-dynamic-premium.png|you can push these in her games<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;<br /> [[Category:Animals]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=WiFi&diff=3288 WiFi 2025-08-26T00:13:00Z <p>Guffy: green</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:{{#setmainimage:Wifi router.jpg}}|thumb|a wifi]]<br /> [[WiFi]] is a toxic chemical. It is bright orange or [[green]] and comes out of your router. It poisons gamers and causes their mental state to rapidly decay until it ceases all function. It is so toxic it can be transmitted through online games to other gamers through a phenomenon known as lag. The government created it.<br /> <br /> == History ==<br /> WiFi was developed by the scientists Wilma Television and Finnegan Health Insurance to kill all gamers, so that they would control the world. WiFi is a combination of their names.<br /> <br /> == Health effects ==<br /> [[File:Gamer kitten.jpg|thumb|gamer suffering from wifi poisoning]]<br /> WiFi causes lag poisoning to any gamer that encounters it in an online session. If another gamer participating in the session has been contaminated with WiFi, it rapidly spreads to all other players, causing their mood to plummet and their temper to flare wildly. The more WiFi a gamer encounters, the more rapidly their situation deteriorates. WiFi is especially dangerous to fighting game players, and Super Smash Bros. Melee players (because these are objectively two different categories of gamer).<br /> <br /> After 7 days of playing against WiFi players, a gamer will die.<br /> <br /> == Treatment ==<br /> The treatment for wifi poisoning is to plug a fucking ethernet cable into your computer asshole.<br /> <br /> If you have a Nintendo Switch it's terminal.<br /> [[File:Gamer dead.jpg|none|thumb|he has died of wifi poisoning]]<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> <br /> * [[POISON STATUS]]<br /> * [[5G]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Gex&diff=3287 Gex 2025-08-26T00:12:11Z <p>Guffy: green</p> <hr /> <div>{{Infobox person<br /> | Gex | [[File:{{#setmainimage:Gex.jpg}}|frameless|250px]] | &quot;It's Tail Time™️&quot; | ALIVE | background:#63ab3f; | 1995-1999 | Video Game Mascot | Tail Time™️ | Flies | XVII The Star | 18 (+4) | TV Remote<br /> }}<br /> [[File:Gex2Cover.jpg|thumb|Sex 2 Enter the Gecko]]<br /> [[Gex]] is the titular star of the world's most popular video game franchise. He is a [[green]] Gecko with purple stripes, yellow highlights, and slut eyeliner. Gex fights against his nemesis Rez in the media dimension, a universe based on popular media franchises. This means that Gex is the ultimate media franchise, encompassing all others.<br /> <br /> == Early life ==<br /> Gex was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1985. He has 420 siblings, including the Geico Gecko.<br /> <br /> == Gex franchise ==<br /> In the 1990s, during the video game mascot era, Gex decided he was a better mascot than any other and created his own video game franchise. Gex has six games, but three of them have been banned from most countries and all copies were destroyed.<br /> <br /> * Gex 1: Gex<br /> * Gex 2: Enter the Gecko<br /> * Gex 2.5 HD Final Mix Revenge Edition<br /> * Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko<br /> * Gex 4: Big Dick Gecko<br /> * Gex &amp; Bubsy in All Marriage is Gay Marriage<br /> <br /> == Later years ==<br /> Gex married another video game mascot, [[Bubsy]], in 2014. They have three kids: Yooka, Luther, and Honda Civic. They mutually separated in 2019 following hardships met when rebooting their respective franchises.<br /> <br /> == Controversy ==<br /> Gex was accused of sexual assault in 1999 by co-star Marliece Andrada, who played Agent Xtra in Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko. Charges were eventually dropped after a settlement. When questioned, Gex commented, &quot;Hey it's not my fault the wardrobe department doesn't have any pants that fit my massive tail.&quot;<br /> <br /> In 2010, Gex was banned in several countries for depicting lurid and vulgar acts, and encouraging sexual fantasies involving a lizard.<br /> <br /> In 2023 Gex was arrested in Singapore and accused of running an illegal prostitution ring. After posting bail, he fled the country and is currently taking refuge in Peru. He is part of an ongoing legal battle to have extradition charges revoked in the United States.<br /> <br /> == See also ==<br /> <br /> * [[Playstation]]<br /> <br /> [[Category:Animals]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Cool_dogs_i_found&diff=3286 Cool dogs i found 2025-08-26T00:11:11Z <p>Guffy: green</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;i found all these dogs they live in my back yard&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;i feed them dog food and dog water. if you like this blog please send me 415 bitcoin so I can order a pizza to my house (its dominos deep dish)&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> [[File:Piza.png|center|thumb|756x756px|domino s]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;[[Goggy|doggy]] number one&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> [[File:Dog nuymber 1.png|alt=help it looks at me weird|center|thumb|801x801px|I found this dog in the grocery store. My mom said we couldn't buy him so I shoplifted and got arrested but hes free now. he actually does the yard work. he trims the bushes really well. i pay him 5 dollars every wensday to moe the lawn]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;doggy number too&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> [[{{#setmainimage:File:My dog.gif}}|center|thumb|772x772px|this is my dog. he barks really weirdly. I saw him licking his own fur once and hes got really sharp claws. he comes up to me and makes weird noises too and rubs their face on my legs. I dont know what his fucking problem is and I kinda wish he fucked off.]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;doggy number three&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Naan Adventure.png|center|thumb|772x772px|He wont stop smoking menthols please help m- wait is that vinny vinesauce? I dont know man. this guy kinda looks like a turkey. he said he was working on some kind of space station but space isn't real just like the moon. My pastor at church camp told me so. I like to shoot him with my super soaker and he gets pissed off. He wont stop asking for more newports. I dont have newport money fuck you eat lucky strikes you stupid piece of shit.]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;doggy number for&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> [[File:Sonic but i fixed him.png|center|thumb|699x699px|I fixed him. i worked for hours, days weeks even. i put so much effort. please give me 100 stars and at least 3 [[green]] starts and 1 purple for my hatena haiku. he ended up going and becoming an actor in a videogame called planet freedom...wait no fuck it was something else I cant remember. my mom banned me from playing videogames after i did the nude code for tomb raider. He just bums around and eats all my chetos and funyons. Fucker. FUCKER. STUPID FUCKER. GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;doggy number fife&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> [[File:Joel epic sauce.png|center|frame|holy fuck is that vinny vincesauce. This is technically a dog but it might be a person? I'm worried i might be charged with kidnapping and human trafficing if I ever let him out of my dungeon (also in my basement). I feed him one grain of rice per funny stream and youtube video he makes. hes been on a wonderful weight loss journey. ever since i started the rice grain diet hes dropped to a comfortable 85 pounds! congratulations vinny vincesauce]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;doggy number sex&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> [[File:Loot plushie.png|center|thumb|875x875px|this is my dog. he jumped into my backyard using a portal. i think hes incredibly ugly and i want to punt him like a football. he eats all my fucking tomato soup. His favorite song is wheels on the bus and I know that because he wont stop singing it. He looks like he came from yugioh. I fucking hate that game. me and all my friends play euchre and play with techdecks. i broke mine because I was using it on [[Conk|concrete]]. fuck you jacob let me you use your skate park. I also broke my beyblade by using them in my bathtube. ]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;doggy number sev- OH MY GOD. OH MY FUCKING GOD NO WHAT DID THEY DO&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> [[File:Loot deckbox.png|center|frame|800x800px|OH MY FUCKING GOD NO OH MY GOD MY DOG NO FUCK FUCK FUCK BRING HIM BACK YOU ASSHOLE HOLY SHIT MY FUCKING DOG!!]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;doggy number ate&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> he died horribly sorry<br /> [[File:Kilafuckingdies.mp4|center|thumb|800x400px|I shot them dead. they're burried in my back yard. the police will never find them. I see them in my dreams still. they haunt me. like my student loan debts and my regrets. all my nightmares are socially awkward situations is that normal]]<br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;doggy number nein&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> I forgot this one's name oops<br /> [[File:Lucario by tillamillasilla.jpg|center|thumb|1015x1015px|'''swag''']]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;HONORABLE MENTEINS&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;I dont think these are dogs their like cats because they're called catfish I think&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> [[File:CoolCATfish.mp4|alt=help it looks at me weird|center|thumb|801x801px|catfish...are...not dog?]]<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;doggy number TEN ITS THE LAST ONE ITS HTE BEST FUCKING ONE SO SHUT UP AND WATCH&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;hes so fucking COOL&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;<br /> [[File:Prodigy crab.png|center|thumb|499x499px|Lobter music. I hear lobter music and i '''CUM''' and i mean it I '''EJACULATE''' fucking everywhere and all over the place. its a problem. I need help. i need so much help. the crab is also dead. i ate him once. it was very crunchy and in the insides made my throat swell up. it wasn't worth it]]<br /> <br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;thank you for listening to my ted talk. remember to give me money so i can order a big delicous pizza without my mom knowing&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Chunch&diff=3285 Chunch 2025-08-26T00:09:40Z <p>Guffy: green</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:{{#setmainimage:Dilapidated church - geograph.org.uk - 779953.jpg}}|alt=broken church|thumb|A completely normal and functional Chunch.]]<br /> A Chunch is a place of whoreship, usually large, where [[Wikipedia:Blinx: The Time Sweeper|God]] comes down and anoints all his followers with his salty load of blessings. People of all religions go to Chunch, sometimes up to eight days a week, as they develop a reliance on the blessings to survive. Anyone who visits a Chunch at any time is known as a chunchgoer.<br /> <br /> == Functions ==<br /> Chunch serves an integral purpose in a functioning society. As a place of worship, it is highly regarded as a place where people can go to achieve nothing in particular. Chunch is unique from other places of worthship, in that it can sometimes give people superpowers, transendence, or radiation poisoning. In addition to these gifts, chunchgoers can expect to receive visions of the past, future, or other timelines entirely. Some chunchgoers may experience either sexual or asexual happenings at the hands of their chosen deity, which can manifest in a number of ways. <br /> <br /> === Gifts ===<br /> Gifts are permanent anointments that change a chunchgoer for the rest of their natural life. These come in many forms, and have many different effects on the blessed.<br /> <br /> ==== Superpowers ====<br /> Chunchgoers have reported having close-calls with a deity and leaving with superpowers that include, but are not limited to:<br /> <br /> * X-ray vision<br /> * Teleportation<br /> * Incorporeality<br /> * Long hair<br /> * Telescopic eyes<br /> * Wings and tails<br /> * Qualified immunity<br /> *[[Bad Syndrome]]<br /> *White teeth<br /> *Library workout<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Batman|Dead parents]]<br /> *[[Wikipedia:Aiden Pearce|Dead niece]]<br /> *Super speed<br /> * <br /> [[File:Bobby hill transcending.jpg|thumb|A photo of one lifelong chunchgoer achieving transcendence.]]<br /> <br /> ==== Transcendence ====<br /> Some chunchgoers are given the gift of transcendence by their chosen deity. Transcendence includes many of the aforementioned superpowers, but also grants one the ability to choose not to exist for an indefinite amount of time. Some transcendent chunchgoers even go on to become deities themselves. Notable examples include [[Snoop Dogg]], [[Nalos]], and [[The Beach Boys]].<br /> <br /> ==== Radiation poisoning ====<br /> Some chunchgoers cannot withstand the Chunch's power, and shrivel under its might. Yet more chunchgoers will take actions in their lives that upset one of the deities greatly. These individuals may find themselves cast upon by a bright turquoise light when they are alone in the Chunch, and instantly afflicted with the slowest, most painful death one can imagine. Radish positioning.<br /> <br /> === Visions ===<br /> Many chunchgoers report having visions while worshipping their chosen deity. These visions differ from the sexual or asexual experiences in that they are known to be true, no matter when or where they are happening. Visitors to and from other dimensions regularly take lists of scheduled happenings with them to confirm these happenings. Not a single case has been disproven, and one hobby of many chunchgoers is to show up for a catastrophic event and point and laugh while it happens.<br /> <br /> === Sexual or asexual experiences ===<br /> Sometimes, dedicated chunchgoers do things that greatly please one or more deities. As a result, the Deities will sometimes grant an experience to the individual, which takes place almost entirely in the chunchgoer's head, and may or may not be of a sexual nature. Such persons report orgasms, regardless of the nature of the experience. Most walk away with new fetishes. <br /> <br /> == God Alternatives ==<br /> Alternative gods, or deities, can be chosen and worshipped at any time, at any Chunch. The list of deities is established and long, and grows on a regular basis as more transcendent individuals choose to become deities, themselves. Notable examples include the following.<br /> [[File:Klonoa.png|thumb|288x288px|WAHOO!!!]]<br /> <br /> === Klonoa ===<br /> Klonoa was the first co-deity with Blinx, given that both of them were married from birth, and if one of them were to reach godhood, the other undoubtedly would as well. Blinx and Klonoa founded the first Chunch together, using their powers of soft and cute platformer protagonism. The first chunchgoing cult following subsequently destroyed both Blinx and Klonoa's corporeal forms, helping them to ascend to the status they now hold. Klonoa has long served as the first and primary alternative to Blinx, and offers his signature words of wisdom to any who ask for them. After 255 years in the first Chunch, Klonoa decided to take his shoes off and travel the world. Horny chunchgoers had a field day with this, however, and he was forced to inflate many of them, making them big and round, in order to defend himself. Nowadays, Klonoa is working on a new remaster, which will undoubtedly bring many more to the Chunch, and cause him yet more problems.<br /> <br /> === The Beatles ===<br /> After the last Beatle died in [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc La Batalla Final De Donte y Vergin], the jam-band The Bortles helped them to ascend to deity status on the backs of their multitudinous fangirls' souls. From this status, they released newer, greater hits, such as ''[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwCL3HahgS8 It's Okay to Leave A Dog in a Hot Car]''. They also added the eighth worship day to the week, enabling more chunchgoers to suffer from withdrawal now that they had an extra day to go on.<br /> <br /> === Jubei ===<br /> One of the Six Heroes, who is also known as the One-Eyed Lotus. He is a long-living beastkin, who is one of the few people to have personally experienced the Dark War. He wanders the world and has friends in every part of the globe. At one point, he took Ragna under his wing and trained him. He can be a little uncouth, but is generous and dignified in his manner. One could say he is even more human than humans, and can be easily swayed from emotions. He is Kokonoe's blood-related father, but their current relationship is shaky at best.<br /> [[File:Lyric is talking.png|thumb|361x361px|[https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Lyric_the_Last_Ancient Lyric] about to say a slur.]]<br /> <br /> === Quetzalcoatl ===<br /> Donated to Chunch by [[Wikipedia:Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor|King Charles V]] after its previous owners were brutally murdered in cold blood, Quetzalcoatl found a new home with worldwide worshippers willing to donate their organs to the flying snake. In its new position, the serpent god could freely feast upon chunchgoers as it pleased, as long as it was willing to be fiended over by kinky sex pests. The snake has spent many of its years in the Chunch staring unsettlingly and unblinkingly at people who come and go, occasionally hissing and flicking its tongue for good measure.<br /> <br /> === Limp Bizkit ===<br /> Limp Bizkit were added to the list of deities when the [[Wikipedia:Fyre Festival|Fyre Festival]] event was deconfirmed by one chunchgoer's vision from Klonoa, proving that it was all just a hoax designed by Lyric to usurp [[Green]] Day of their reward for &quot;Most Slurs Said By A Pop-Punk Band&quot;. Limp Bizkit called upon the ultimate power of the [[Wikipedia:Brütal Legend|Brütal Legend (2009)]], instantly propelling them to transcendent status. They used this power to create the [[Wikipedia:When We Were Young (festival)|When We Were Young Festival]] lineup, conjuring strong emotions and memories within the insatiably nostalgic auras of every 90s kid, and using that energy to create a [[Goku|spirit bomb]]. The ensuing blast ensured Lyric's particles were scattered across the galaxy, but Mr. Limp himself could not withstand it, and the entire band had to become deities to survive in some capacity. <br /> <br /> === Microsoft Sam ===<br /> [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_vNhLYW_e4 My ROFLcopter goes SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI lololololololol got u bich.]<br /> <br /> === Lorem ipsum ===<br /> Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. In eu orci ut enim viverra ullamcorper eget sit amet sem. Duis at tellus vel eros varius hendrerit. Nam turpis dolor, pharetra in lobortis ut, rutrum non elit. Quisque scelerisque commodo quam ut facilisis. Nulla facilisi. Aenean vitae posuere enim, et tempus metus. Morbi egestas est mi, sit amet feugiat magna posuere sed. Sed sit amet massa ut tellus hendrerit laoreet. Pellentesque luctus non erat in tempor. Aenean pulvinar, nisl sit amet tempus sagittis, diam lorem auctor eros, ac pellentesque purus ex in justo.<br /> <br /> == Withdrawal ==<br /> '''[DO NOT RESEARCH]'''<br /> <br /> == Among Us ==<br /> In 2018, the 2020 hit game ''[[Amogus|Among Us]]'' created the first legally recognized online Chunch, in which chunchgoers would complete tasks to please their chosen deity, while a radiation-poisoned Impostor would attempt to stop them. This introduced many more people to the concept of Chunch, whether they knew it or not. The masses became enthralled with this new, incredibly holy expression of Chunch, and nowadays many amogus chunchgoers are inseparable from their map of choice. Every task completed equals one prayer to the deity of the player's choice, and the game's [[cloud-based]] matchmaking system makes it faster and easier than traditional methods for deities to receive such prayers. Some deities are happy with this new influx, while others choose to smite every single player who worships in this new way with the &quot;Mark of Sus&quot;, ultimately forcing them out of every virtual Chunch they enter.<br /> <br /> == Gallery ==<br /> &lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:Planetshakers worship.jpg<br /> File:Worship MegaPraise.png<br /> File:Baha'i House of Worship Battambang.jpg<br /> File:Worship Street bridge - geograph.org.uk - 2243249.jpg<br /> File:Views around Lalish and of Ezidi pilgrims and worshippers there 20.jpg<br /> File:Klonoa-1.png<br /> File:Blinx Time Controls.png<br /> File:Akechi Mitsuhide.jpg<br /> File:Beatles ad 1965 just the beatles crop.jpg<br /> File:QUETZALCOAT.jpg<br /> File:Limp Bizkit at Quebec Agora Fest 2019 (Quintin Soloviev).jpg<br /> File:Comikaze 2011 - Master Chief (7099955723).jpg<br /> File:Lorem ipsum centered.svg<br /> File:TINT Radioactive wastes' barrel.jpg<br /> File:Nuclear waste container.jpg<br /> File:Stencil de among us por &quot;Raptor&quot; (2021).jpg<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;__NOEDITSECTION__<br /> [[Category:BitchSpace Premium]]<br /> [[Category:Rocks]]<br /> [[Category:Blasphemy]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Pooh%27s_Adventures_of_Herbie_Fully_Loaded&diff=3284 Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Fully Loaded 2025-08-26T00:09:13Z <p>Guffy: green</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Pooh.png|alt=Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Fully Loaded|thumb|''Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Fully Loaded'']]<br /> '''''Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Fully Loaded''''' is fifth and final upcoming chapter of Winnie the Pooh/Herbie Crossover Saga made by LegoKyle14 and Sonic876. It's a sequel of DisneyDaniel93 and BrerJake90's ''[[Pooh's Adventures of The Love Bug]]'' and LegoKyle14 and Sonic879's ''[[Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Rides Again]]'', ''[[Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo]] ''and ''[[Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Goes Bananas]]''. It will appear on Google Drive in the near future.<br /> ==Plot==<br /> Maggie Peyton (Lohan) is an aspiring race car driver. Maggie's family includes her brother, Ray Jr., and her father, Ray Sr., who are members of their namesake's [[racing]] team. Herbie, a Volkswagen Beetle, is towed to a junkyard after losing several races, and Ray Sr. takes Maggie to the junkyard to buy her a car as a college graduation present. After Maggie selects Herbie, she finds an anonymous note in Herbie's glove box, possibly written by Herbie's old owner Hank Cooper (from the 1997 ''The Love Bug'' TV film) which reads: &quot;''Please take care of Herbie. Whatever your problem, he'll help you find the answer''&quot;. Herbie takes her against her will to the garage where her friend Kevin works as a mechanic. Kevin has Maggie take Herbie to a car show to buy parts for Herbie, but when they arrive, Herbie tricks Maggie into disguising herself in a racing suit and helmet and challenging NASCARchampion Trip Murphy to an impromptu race, which Herbie wins by a second.<br /> <br /> This delights Kevin, who tries to talk Maggie into racing again. However, Ray Sr., who has forbidden her from racing since she was hospitalized after a street racing accident years ago, is concerned. It also infuriates Murphy, who becomes obsessed with Herbie. Murphy organizes a local street-racing competition to lure Herbie back for a rematch, which Maggie and Kevin enter. Herbie easily defeats the other cars and qualifies for the final match with Murphy, but when Murphy talks Maggie into racing for pinks (where the winner takes possession of the opponent's car), Herbie becomes alarmed over Maggie's desire to win Murphy's stock car—incorrectly assuming that Maggie will have him scrapped if she wins the other car, and also unaware that Murphy only agreed to the match so that he could have Herbie scrapped if he got possession of him—and intentionally loses the race against Murphy's Corvette C6 Z06. Maggie is humiliated, Herbie is towed away, and Ray Sr. lectures Maggie for racing without his permission.<br /> <br /> However, encouraged by her friend Charisma, Maggie decides to race professionally. She tries to buy Herbie back from Murphy, but Murphy has entered Herbie in a demolition derby. Desperate to save Herbie from destruction, Maggie goes to the derby, runs onto the field while the derby is in progress, pleads with Herbie to help her, and wins the derby.<br /> <br /> Meanwhile, Team Peyton may have to forfeit an upcoming stock-car race due to financial troubles and two crashes by Ray Jr. Ray Sr. declines Maggie's offer to drive for the team, but Ray Jr. allows her to take his place and sends the Team Peyton crew to help her and Kevin prepare Herbie for the race. At the race track, Maggie and Herbie have a heart-to-heart conversation, and Murphy ominously warns Maggie that the race will be dangerous.<br /> <br /> Herbie starts the race slowly, but he eventually catches up and begins passing the other cars before Maggie makes her first pit stop. While watching the race at home, Ray Sr. decides to watch the race in person. On the track again, Herbie is soon boxed in by some other cars, but Ray Sr. arrives at the track and encourages Maggie over the team radio, and Maggie escapes the trap by driving directly over Tony Stewart who was in front of her. This damages Herbie's oil system, so Maggie makes another pit stop and Kevin hurriedly extracts a replacement part from the yellow New Beetle, which Herbie has been eyeing amorously throughout the film, owned by Sally, one of Team Peyton's few remaining sponsors. The jerry-rigged oil system is fragile, and Murphy is intent on preventing Herbie from winning.<br /> <br /> With Maggie, Herbie, and Ray Sr. now working together, Maggie and Herbie catch up to Murphy. Murphy tries to damage Herbie by pushing him into the track wall when Maggie tries to pass him, but he is caught off guard and crashes into the wall when she slams on the brakes during his next attempt. Herbie passes Murphy's car, now upside down on the track, by climbing onto the fence above the wall. After landing back on the track, Maggie and Herbie win the race. Maggie is congratulated by her father and brother, and Murphy is hospitalized as Maggie and Kevin kiss. Later, Ray Sr. warns Herbie and Sally's New Beetle not to stay out too long on their date.<br /> ==Trivia==<br /> *[[The 100 Acre Avatar League]], [[Mickey Mouse]], [[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]], [[Genie]], [[Iago]], [[Simba]], [[Timon]], [[Pumbaa]], [[Tino Tonitini]], [[Lor McQuarrie]], [[Carver René Descartes]], [[Tish Katsufrakis]], [[Sunset Shimmer]], [[Sci-Twi]], [[Spike the Dog]], [[Jafar]], [[Maleficent]], [[Dr. Facilier]], [[Hades]], [[Ursula]], [[Megan]], [[The Dazzlings]], [[Vicky]], [[Denzel Crocker|Mr. Crocker]], [[Dark Laser]], [[Nora Beady]], [[Norm the Genie]], [[Head Pixie]], [[Sanderson]], and [[Foop]] will guest star appearances in this film.<br /> *Jafar, Maleficent, Dr. Facilier, Hades, Ursula, Megan, The Dazzlings, Vicky, Mr. Crocker, Dark Laser, Nora Beady, Norm the Genie, Head Pixie, Sanderson, and Foop will work for Trip Murphy.<br /> *Five of these villains (Jafar, Maleficent, Ursula, Hades, and Dr. Facilier) who are working for Trip Murphy in this film are all Disney villains.<br /> *Iago will face Dark Laser, Norm the Genie, Head Pixie and Sanderson for the first time.<br /> *The ''Winnie the Pooh'' series, ''The Jungle Book'', ''Pinocchio'', ''The Lion King'', ''Aladdin'', ''Sleeping Beauty'', ''The Little Mermaid'', ''Hercules'', ''The Princess and the Frog'', ''Mickey Mouse's Cartoons ''and'' Herbie Fully Loaded ''were all made by Disney.<br /> *[[Herbie]] will join Pooh and Friends in the end of this film(as their own ride).<br /> ==Transcript==<br /> (The scene begins with Otis and his friends about to catapult to the moon but lands back on the ground. The Title appears in alien slime, lightspeeds pass the Milky Way, planets, Bimbo still stuck in a spaceship and Bigfoot putting up a sign. The begins with something big coming over the barnyard terrifying everyone but it turns out it was Otis bringing a giant satellite)<br /> <br /> * '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Hey, Otis!<br /> * '''Sora:''' What's up?<br /> * '''Otis:''' Hey, guys. Check out my new satellite dish. I can get over a gagillion channels with this baby.<br /> * '''Pig:''' Oh, it's a satellite dish.<br /> * '''Sci-Twi:''' I thought it was a flying saucer.<br /> * '''Abby:''' What a relief. I thought it was one of them nucluar reactors.<br /> * '''Peck:''' Actually, Abby, it's pronounced nuclear.<br /> * '''Abby:''' Nucluar.<br /> * '''Peck:''' Nuclear.<br /> <br /> (Keeps on going)<br /> <br /> * '''Narrator:''' ''2 hours later.''<br /> * '''Cosmo:''' Are they still going?<br /> * '''Donald Duck:''' Sadly yes.<br /> * '''Peck:''' Nuclear.<br /> * '''Abby:''' Nucular.<br /> * '''Peck:''' Ok, try this. Nu-<br /> * '''Abby:''' Nu-<br /> * '''Peck:''' Cle-<br /> * '''Abby:''' Cle-<br /> * '''Peck:''' -ar.<br /> * '''Abby:''' -ar.<br /> * '''Peck:''' Nuclear.<br /> * '''Abby:''' Nucluar.<br /> * '''Freddy:''' Ah, make them stop!!!<br /> * '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Please!<br /> * '''Pip:''' Otis, so where'd you get this thing, anyway?<br /> * '''Otis:''' From the NASA gift catalog. It's the same kind they use to search for aliens in deep space. But I'm gonna use to watch monkey boxing from Rio.<br /> * '''Timmy Turner:''' Sweet!<br /> * '''Tigger:''' I heard, it's going to be a good one.<br /> * '''Lisa:''' Uh, Otis. Though, you want to use this piece of space equipment to watch primates beat each other senselessly, how are you able to afford this?<br /> * '''Otis:''' I just return for a full refund in 10 days when the farmer gets back from Extreme Chip Dip Bungee Jumping Camp.<br /> <br /> (Inside the barnyard Pip comes in seeing Bessie on the computer)<br /> <br /> * '''Pip:''' Hey, Bessie. Come on and check Otis' satellite dish.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Shove off rat. I'm writing a personal ad.<br /> * '''Pip:''' A-a-a- What? (Reads ad) ''Passionate she-cow seeks charismatic hunk who will treat her like a queen.'' Hey, no fair. You're my queen.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' I am? Well, here let me night you. (smacks Pip outside and into a water barrel)<br /> * '''Human''' '''Applejack:''' Found him.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Hey, there you are. Quit fooling around and help me get this dish up.<br /> * -Hurry up. The match is about to start and it is getting good.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Just give us a moment.<br /> * -Don't you think we should a least hide this dish?<br /> * -Yeah, what if somebody sees it?<br /> * '''Otis:''' Please, nobody's gonna notice this dish. Now come on, monkey boxing waiting.<br /> <br /> (Elsewhere, at Mrs. Beady [[house]])<br /> <br /> * '''Gorado:''' (on TV) Next up on the Gorado Factor. Are your neighbors secretly signaling aliens? The answer may surprise you.<br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, Gorado, you and your mustache are killing the world safe. (Suddenly she see our heroes moving the dish) Neighbors secretly signaling aliens?<br /> * '''Gorado:''' That's right. Neighbors secretly signaling aliens. (Beady looks again) That's rights. (She looks again) Neighbors secretly signaling aliens. (She looks rapidly) Aliens.<br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps) Those talking animals and crazy kids have an aliens alliance...with aliens!<br /> <br /> (Later at the farmer's [[house]], our heroes are watching the match)<br /> <br /> * '''Otis:''' He's got him on the ropes. Come on, Bingo!<br /> * '''Peck:''' Grab him! Grab him!<br /> <br /> (Everyone kept cheering and Abby punches Otis)<br /> <br /> * '''Otis:''' Monkey boxing from Rio. Man, I love this new dish.<br /> * '''Cosmo:''' I know, right.<br /> * '''Donald Duck:''' Hey, they're about to announce the winner.<br /> * '''Referee:''' And the winner by unanimous decision is...<br /> <br /> (Suddenly the TV goes static)<br /> <br /> * '''All:''' Huh?<br /> * '''Otis:''' Gazillion channels! What happened?!?!<br /> * '''Spike the dog:''' (looks outside) I can give you one good guess.<br /> * '''Pip:''' Mrs. Beady!<br /> * '''Otis:''' She trying to haul away our dish.<br /> * '''Rabbit:''' We gotta stop her!<br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' (hauling the dish with a tractor) Come on you lazy tractor, mush! Mush!<br /> * '''Luan:''' (hands Otis some pliers) Well, time to ''cut'' things short.<br /> * '''Otis:''' (cuts the chains and Mrs. Beady runs into a wall) It's ok baby. Daddy won't the bad lady hurt you.<br /> * '''Pig:''' Incoming!<br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' I know what you're all up to. You're signaling aliens with that dish of yours. Well, not on my watch! (leaves angrily)<br /> * '''Abby:''' Aliens?<br /> * '''Pip:''' What she talking about?<br /> * '''Pig:''' She's usually so nice.<br /> * '''Wanda:''' No she not, Pig.<br /> * '''Human Fluttershy:''' She must've thought we were contacting aliens with the satellite dish.<br /> * -Us? Contact aliens?<br /> * -That's a laugh.<br /> * -Why would we want to contact outer space?<br /> * True. We already have a not-of this planet creature like Beady already.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Guys, no one messes with our pixelated, multicolor, hi-def, experience. It's time to act.<br /> * '''Pip:''' But you have this dish for 10 days.<br /> * -Plus a huge fee in using it.<br /> * -I think we won't get away with this.<br /> * -They're right. We can't keep prank her this time.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Oh can't we? She's already babbling about aliens. If we fake an alien invasion, she'll run away screaming and stay away for a least that long. And here's how we do it. (Everyone huddles around Otis) Whisper, whisper, whisper, aliens, whisper, whisper, whisper.<br /> * '''Pig:''' Right.<br /> * '''Narrator:''' ''After more whispering, this happened...''<br /> <br /> (The gang gets close to setting up the stage)<br /> <br /> * '''Otis:''' Freddy, Peck, shine those space helmets! Pig, get the scenery up. Look, sharp people. We go live in 15 minutes.<br /> * -You got it, Otis.<br /> * -Hey Otis, which do you prefer to be space weapons: egg beaters or spatulas?<br /> * '''Otis''': Go with egg beaters.<br /> * -We're almost ready to broadcast.<br /> * -You sure this alien invasion prank we'll send her running?<br /> * '''Otis:''' I am 100% positive this scheme will work<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Huh. Looks like today’s weather is partly stupid with a 30% chance of dumb<br /> * '''Abby:''' Hey, Bessie, there’s someone here to answer your ad.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' At last! My love connection has arrived.<br /> <br /> (Suddenly a muscular armadillo comes in)<br /> <br /> * '''Armadillo:''' Hey, sweet cakes, you’re looking fine<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Who the heck are you?<br /> * '''Armadillo:''' I’m the charismatic hunk who's gonna treat you like a queen. Check out these abs. That’s what Jorge bringing to the party. Come on let’s dance. (dances until Bessie kicks him out)<br /> * '''Pip:''' That’s showing him, Bessie. You’re a one mouse cow and that mouse is m---(Bessie swats him over a barrel of water) Again?!?! (falls in it)<br /> * '''Otis:''' Pip, stop fooling around. Is the satellite set to broadcast?<br /> * '''Pip:''' I’m on it. (sets the satellite to Mrs. Beady’s [[house]]) It’s pointing at Mrs. Beady’s [[house]]. Say the word and we cut right into her TV signal.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Just be sure not to set it on “Deep Space.” The only bizarre life form we want to contact is Mrs. Beady.<br /> * '''Pip:''' Let’s see. (looks at a [[green]] and red button) Deep Space. Earth Only. Got it. (press the [[green]] button)<br /> <br /> (At Mrs.Beady’s [[house]])<br /> <br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' (on the phone) Yes, hello, Ben’s Bulldozing’s, I have a satellite dish that needs to bulldoze immediately.<br /> * '''Otis:''' This is Gil O’ Malley, investigating reporter with breaking n-n-n-news. The planet has been invaded by aliens!<br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps) I’m too late!<br /> * '''Otis:''' The strange pie-shaped object began landing moments ago. (one lands on his head) Why are they here? We ask a chubby, pink, human scientist.<br /> * '''Pig:''' As a pink scientist who is also a human...<br /> * '''Otis:''' And chubby.<br /> * '''Pig:''' I would say that aliens are here to lay their eggs in our ear ducts<br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps) Those are my favorite ducts.<br /> * '''Pig:''' I urge people everywhere to fly into an uncontrolled panic. Like this..(panics) It’s the flailing arms that really sell it.<br /> * '''Otis:''' This will send her screaming for the hills for at least a week. Then we can enjoy our gazillion channels in peace.<br /> * '''Pip:''' Freddy, Peck, you’re on.<br /> * '''Peck:''' Attention, earthlings, We have seized control of your shopping. (him and Freddy start using their egg beaters)<br /> * '''Otis:''' Man, look at the picture.<br /> * '''Leni:''' It's so realistic it terrifying.<br /> * -This is working out better than we plan.<br /> * -We got this in the bag.<br /> * -Yep. At this rate, nothing could possibly go wrong.<br /> * '''Pip:''' Hey, Otis, that’s your cue.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Oh right. (slips his mug and heads on set not knowing that his mug set the setting to &quot;Deep Space&quot;)<br /> * '''Satellite VO:''' Switching to ''Deep Space'' mode. (switches to outer space as Mrs. Beady's TV goes static)<br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps) The aliens have blocked the broadcast! They must be close.<br /> <br /> (Meanwhile, in outer space, on a real alien spaceship)<br /> <br /> * '''Alien 1:''' (sighs) I'm bored. Hey! Wanna braid each other's eye-stalks?<br /> * '''Leader Alien:''' Braiding eye stalks is hardly the behavior for a captain of an invading fleet ship.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Oh I’m the captain. I’m all importantly. Your eye stalks are not exempt in the laws of good grooming sir.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Oh, all right.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Yay! We’re gonna braid each other eye stalks. We’re gonna braid each other eye stalks.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Ok, but I insist on a French braid.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' You got it, captain. (hears an alarm go off) Oh, I’m receiving a powerful transmission.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Boost the frequency!<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Boosting frequency! (plays the transmission of Otis being attacked by Freddy and Peck)<br /> * '''Otis:''' Ahh, aliens! Get’em off me! They’re consuming my flesh! Their saliva is so ossific!<br /> * '''Freddy:''' Pass the space salt.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Hey, no fair. This planet’s already being invaded.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' We were here first. I’m gonna show those invaders who're boss. Lock on to the coordinates of that broadcast.<br /> * '''Alien:''' What’s the magic word?<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Flargeshloid.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Thank you. (hyperspace the ship towards Earth)<br /> <br /> (All About Aliens with Dr. Pig)<br /> <br /> * '''Pig:''' Hello, I’m Dr. Pig, expert, here with a few of my students to dispel some common myths with space aliens. Who would like to go first?<br /> * -I will. Is it true that aliens like to eat our brains?<br /> * '''Pig:''' Not true, ().  Aliens think brains our disgusting. They prefer Italian food, rich desserts, and spinal cords.<br /> * -Ok, my turn. Is true that all aliens have superior intelligence?<br /> * '''Pig:''' Well, I have to say, false. Most space aliens are D-students, who like to skip school and hang ten in the Sulfur Oceans of Rysos 4. <br /> * -Ok, one last question. Is it true that aliens like to invade our bodies and pop out when we least expect it?<br /> * '''Pig:'''  Not true, ().<br /> * -Are you sure that's never happened before?<br /> * '''Pig:''' I'm positive. There has never been a single documented case of an alien popping out of anyone--(Suddenly an alien pops out of his body) Alien! Get him out of me! Don’t let him near my ear ducts! This is not ok with me!<br /> <br /> (The space ship flies over the fields)<br /> <br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' I tried to warn everyone. Those talking animals and crazy children were just the beginning. Now they brought alien friends. (hears the spaceship flying over her [[house]]) They're here. There's only one thing to do.<br /> <br /> (Back at the backyard)<br /> <br /> * '''Abby:''' (with binoculars) Mrs. Beady's leaving her [[house]].<br /> <br /> (Everyone cheers)<br /> <br /> * '''Otis:''' I have a feeling we won't be seeing her for a while<br /> * '''Abby:''' Actually, she's coming this way.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Wha-!?!?<br /> <br /> (Mrs. Beady marches towards the barnyard with a crossbow at the ready)<br /> <br /> * '''Otis:''' What the cud is she doing?!?!<br /> * -Yeah, I thought she was planning on running for the hills.<br /> * -What other possible reason she come back here?<br /> * '''Pooh:''' Uh, everyone, we seem to have some small problems.<br /> * -What kind of small problems?<br /> * -Probably ''that'' kind of small problem (points to space ship)<br /> * '''All:''' (screams)<br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Have some of Aunt Ethel's fruitcake, alien scum! (shoots the cake at the ship and a tractor beam pulls her in) Oh this is something different.<br /> * -The aliens got took care of Mrs. Beady.<br /> * '''All:''' Yay!<br /> * '''Otis:''' And yet, at the same time...<br /> * '''All:''' (panics)<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) Attention, invading aliens, we have seen your broadcast. Sorry, but this world is ours. Prepare to be incinerated.<br /> <br /> (The space ship incinerated the mill and the roof of the barnyard making everyone panic)<br /> <br /> * '''Otis:''' Don't panic! Don't panic! (runs into a stand)<br /> * '''Peck:''' Otis, how could've this have happen?<br /> * -We specifically had the satellite to &quot;Earth Only&quot;. How could they have know?<br /> * '''Pip:''' Uh, maybe because Otis put his coffee cup down on the &quot;Deep Space&quot; button.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Oh, that was the &quot;Deep Space&quot; button. Oh, how embarrassing. I didn't know, with the red and the pushing.<br /> <br /> == The Middle ==<br /> (The ship started to prepare for landing)<br /> <br /> * '''Otis:''' Wait, stop! We're not aliens! It's all a big mistake.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) Explain.<br /> * '''Otis:''' We're Earth animals and humans. See, this isn't an alien. It's a ferret.<br /> * -And we weren't trying to provoke you.<br /> * -Yeah, we're just pranking our nosy neighbor just to watch TV with a giant satellite!<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) A prank, eh? We'll see about that.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' (on speaker) Yeah, we'll see about that.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) I hate it when you just repeat me.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' (on speaker) You know what, I can do better. Say your thing again.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) All right. We'll see about that.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' (on speaker) Yeah, we'll..bunch of...stupid-heads.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) Really? That's the best you can do? We'll work on that.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' (on speaker) Okay.<br /> <br /> (The aliens comes out their space ship in an eerie tune and Pig faints)<br /> <br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Will you stop playing that?<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Just setting the mood.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' (looks at Otis) Are you sure you're not an alien?<br /> * '''Otis:''' Yeah, no, definitely not. I'm just a typical male Earth cow.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' (sees Otis' udders) He has tentacles on his stomach!<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Still, you clearly pose no threat. Resume plans to... CONQUER EARTH!!!<br /> * '''All:''' (gasps)<br /> * '''Otis:''' Milk me.<br /> * '''Pig:''' (faints)<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Oh, and here. I think his belong to you. (brings out Mrs. Beady as a disembodied head in a jar)<br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, you guys are in so much trouble!<br /> * '''All:''' (shrieks)<br /> <br /> (After the break, everyone is still screaming at Mrs. Beady being just ahead.)<br /> <br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Hey, this isn’t exactly sunshine and puppies for me either, you know.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Why’d you have put her head in a jar?<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' She assaulted an Imperial scout ship. That’s a Class D misdemeanor.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' And that hairdo’s a felony.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Enough chit-chat! It is time to...CONQUER EARTH!!! Summon the armada!<br /> * '''Otis:''' No, not the armada! You can’t! What’s an armada!?!?<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' You never heard of the Imperial Armada?<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Ooh, let’s play them the information hologram. (plays hologram)<br /> * '''Hologram:''' It’s the Imperial Armada.<br /> * '''All:''' Ooooh.<br /> * '''Hologram:''' A state of the art galactic fighting force built to conquer planets and destroy their native inhabitants. Sit back as its cutting-edge weaponry reduces Earth to rubble.<br /> * '''All:''' (screams)<br /> * '''Hologram:''' Then rebuilds it, into a fabulous, new, theme park.<br /> * '''All:''' Yay!<br /> * '''Hologram:''' The Imperial Armada: Dominated worlds for over 5000 terrafleens<br /> * '''Otis:''' You can’t conquer Earth. We won’t let you!<br /> * '''Pig:''' But they have a roller coaster.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Oh I have enough of this<br /> * '''Otis:''' Bessie, no.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' How’d you like me to put that flying saucer where the sun don’t shine.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' You and what army?<br /> * '''Bessie:''' My five-fingered army.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Why don’t you say that Deenda. Deenda my tentacle.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Ooh, I’m frightened. Frightened that your ugly is contagious.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Strong words from a back-planet dwelling, oxygen-breathing, dual-chromosome descendant of anaerobic microbes!<br /> * '''All:''' (gasps)<br /> * '''Pig:''' I don’t believe it<br /> * '''Abby:''' That alien out-sassed Bessie.<br /> * -Ha, I was right. Pay up!<br /> * -Dang, it.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' I like a man who can sling an insult. (started falling in love with the alien)<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' And I like a female with fire in her belly.<br /> * '''Pip:''' Hey, he’s flirting on my lady.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Yes and we’re all very creeped out.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' I’m Bessie.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' And I am Captain Zortglip Skippy Beeblebrox 973-Omega WAAUUNNN!<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Ahem.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Yes, right, where were we?<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Summoning the armada.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Right. Summoning the armada.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Powering up signal device.<br /> <br /> (A silver sphere comes out of the ship as the aliens take their leave)<br /> <br /> * '''Otis:''' Guys, we can’t let them summon that armada.<br /> * -No kidding.<br /> * -As much as I want to see this amusement park, we can't let Earth get destroyed.<br /> * -I'll say. All of our friends are Earthlings.<br /> * -There must be something we can do.<br /> * -Yeah, but what?<br /> * '''Mickey Mouse:''' Hey! And I got a plan.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Great Mickey. Come on, let's do his plan!<br /> * '''Narrator:''' ''3 Flectons Later...''<br /> <br /> (The aliens heads behind a tree)<br /> <br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Signal device powered up in a dramatic fashion<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Summoning the armada in 3...2...<br /> <br /> (Suddenly the aliens hears music)<br /> <br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Great gargalons, what is that sound?<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' I don’t know, but you know it gets my tentacles tapping<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Power down. We shall investigate.<br /> <br /> (As the aliens head inside, they see everyone partying)<br /> <br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' What in the name of superheated hydrogen is this place<br /> * '''Otis:''' Oh what, this? It’s a party. Relax, take a load off.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Well, you’re very kind. Unfortunately, we have an armada to summon so,<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Oh come on, you big stuffypuss. Party now, conquer later. Woo-hoo! Yee-haw!<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Well, I suppose we could stay a little while.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Excellent.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Why did you say “excellent”?<br /> * '''Otis:''' Nothing! So reason!<br /> <br /> (Everyone continues having fun including the Alien Leader and Bessie)<br /> <br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Jumping quasars, you’re an exciting woman<br /> * '''Bessie:''' You ain’t bad yourself.<br /> * -That is so creepy.<br /> * -And so gross.<br /> * -Well at least she found love<br /> * -But too bad we have to get rid of him<br /> * -So tragic, but worth it.<br /> * -Ok, Otis. Go for it.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Excuse me, everyone. Pardon me. Can I have your attention, please? Now, before they rush off to conquer Earth and destroy us all. Let’s give our new alien friends something to remember us by.<br /> <br /> (Pig and Freddy brings in a cake for them)<br /> <br /> * '''All:''' Ohhh.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' (reading the cake) &quot;Welcome, ruthless conquerors!&quot; Hey, that’s us!<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Aww, you guys<br /> * '''Otis:''' Enjoy. Enjoy. <br /> <br /> (The aliens started digging into the cake) <br /> <br /> * '''Otis:''' (whispering to Pig) So, what did you put in the cake?<br /> * '''Pig:''' Let’s see: Dynamite, some C-4 explosives, blasting caps, just a hint of cinnamon, and more dynamite.<br /> * -We had plenty of that to go around.<br /> * -So how much until, kaboom<br /> * -Just about 10 more seconds.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Something ain’t right here. (sees the ingredients) Zortglip, don’t eat that!<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' But, it’s so cinnamony.<br /> <br /> (Both of the aliens exploded, and everybody cheered except Bessie)<br /> <br /> * '''Pig:''' It worked!<br /> * '''Otis:''' We did it!<br /> * -So long, creepazoids.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Yeah, you did it all right. The first decent man to set foot in this dump and you blew him up.<br /> * -But we had to do it, Bessie!<br /> * -Yeah, they wanted to destroy our world and turn it into a theme park.<br /> * -Plus, your romance with that alien was getting a little bit weird lately.<br /> * -And it was Pip's idea to go with the exploding cake.<br /> * '''Pip:''' (in Rigby's voice) Stop talking!<br /> * '''Abby:''' Guys, wait. Something’s happening. <br /> <br /> (Everyone is disgusted as the alien literally pull themselves back together) <br /> <br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Wow. Earth cake packs a wallop!<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' More please.<br /> * '''Louds:''' Dang it!<br /> * '''Lily:''' Poo-poo.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Oh, Zortglip Skippy Beeblebrox 973-Omega WAAUUNNN, I was so worried.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' I’m fine, bodacious one, but your concern warms my enzyme sacks. (Licks his tongue all around Bessie)<br /> * '''All:''' (disgusted)<br /> * -Ok now that's gross.<br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Can someone cover my eyes?<br /> * '''Bessie:''' That may take some getting used to.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Bessie, I know this is all happening very fast. But, if it’s all right with the giant brain of Egon, I would like you to rule at my side as ‘Queen of Earth’.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Queen of Earth?<br /> * '''Pip:''' Bessie, no! He doesn’t love you, I do! And I’ll prove it! (kisses Bessie until she swats him off)<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' The Earth cow is mine. (pulls out blaster) Taste particle beam!<br /> * '''Otis:''' Pip, look out!<br /> <br /> (The alien leader freezes him)<br /> <br /> * '''All:''' (gasps)<br /> * '''Otis:''' Pip! My tiny sarcasm-spewing buddy!<br /> * '''Scruffy:''' My secret crush!<br /> * -Your what now?<br /> * '''Scruffy:''' Nothing.<br /> * -What did you do to him?<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' He has been frozen in carbonite. He won’t bother her again, my darling.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Where do you come off freeze-drying my friend?<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' But, dearest, he dared to swap oral enzymes with you.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Swap this, creep! (throws milk into his arm)<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' (arm started to burn) That substance. It burns!<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Ah, quit whining. It’s just milk.<br /> <br /> (Suddenly the aliens started to panic)<br /> <br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Whatd’ya do?!? You could’ve dissolve him.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Quickly, I need medical attention! (runs away)<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Thanks for the party.<br /> * '''Pig:''' So did I miss anything?<br /> * '''Otis:''' I think Bessie--(Pig expanded)--just showed us how to beat those aliens creeps.<br /> * '''Pig:''' Oh. (expanded)<br /> * -Stop it.<br /> * -Okay, so what now?<br /> * -I have an idea so we can by some time. But, I'm gonna need some cords, blasters, war make-up, and a whole lot a milk.<br /> * '''Lincoln:''' Ok, guys. It's time to put Operation: Stop Those Aliens From Summoning That Armada From Turning Earth Into A Park Using Milk As Our Main Power and Also Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation...into action<br /> * '''Pig:''' Good idea. (expanded) But this cake needs more cinna--(expanded)<br /> <br /> == The Ending ==<br /> (Outside)<br /> <br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' The Earth cows are more dangerous than we thought. Are we powered up yet?<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Yes sir. The armada awaits your signal<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Then, the earth is doom. (about to push down the lever until)<br /> * '''Tigger:''' Stop in the name of the Rebel Alliance and the planet Earth.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' You think you five are strong enough to take us on?<br /> * '''Otis:''' (with Abby and Bessie with milk blasters) But we might.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Fools! Our blasters far outnumber your primitive milk weapons!<br /> * '''Otis:''' That’s why we brought help.<br /> <br /> (Everyone else reveals themselves with milk weapons)<br /> <br /> * '''Bessie:''' It’s milking time, punks.<br /> * -Is that the best line we do on short notice?<br /> * -Better than Luan’s joke about churning them into butter.<br /> * -Fair point.<br /> * -Either way, bring it on.<br /> <br /> (The battle rages on as laser and milk flies everywhere until the heroes lay defeated)<br /> <br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Your species gotta lot of heart. Too bad we have ten of them.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Bessie, I got one more shot in me. Reattach my blaster and maybe I can get him.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' I got a better idea. (sprays milk from Otis' udders)<br /> * '''Otis:''' Oh that’s embarrassing!<br /> <br /> (The milk dissolves the aliens until there's nothing but their faces)<br /> <br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Why Bessie? I offer you a world.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Sorry, Zortglip. When you mess with my friends, you hop on the pain train. (grabs blaster) I’ll just take this. (unfreezes Pip) You okay, mouse?<br /> * '''Pip:''' I think so. I mean, feeling woozy. Need sweet cow loving.<br /> * '''Bessie:''' Yeah, don’t push it.<br /> * '''Abby:''' Well thank goodness we stopped them before he could pull that lever.<br /> * '''Freddy:''' Guess we won’t be needing these anymore. (throw his milk weapon on the aliens' lever)<br /> * '''All:''' NO!!!!<br /> <br /> (Signal device started transmitting making everyone angry at Freddy)<br /> <br /> * -Freddy, you doomed us all.<br /> * -Anything you like to say for yourself?<br /> * '''Freddy:''' Peck did it!<br /> <br /> (Suddenly the entire armada appeared over our heroes)<br /> <br /> * '''Pig:''' Did anyone else just soiled themselves?<br /> * '''Otis:''' We all did, Pig.<br /> * -Definitely happens when you got a whole fleet above you.<br /> * '''Cosmo:''' I'm definitely need more diapers in 3...2...Yep. We need more diapers.<br /> * -Gross.<br /> * -Now what do we do?<br /> * -I don't know, but got to think of something.<br /> * -Any ideas, Otis?<br /> * '''Otis:''' Well there's one thing we can do. Pip, activate the satellite dish. Everyone else, to the costume bin!<br /> <br /> (On the aliens' mothership)<br /> <br /> * '''Alien 2:''' Weapons locked on target, captain.<br /> * '''Alien Captain:''' Destroy this planet immediately.<br /> * '''Alien 2:''' Wait. I’m picking up a signal.<br /> * '''Alien Captain:''' Onscreen.<br /> * '''Otis:''' (on video) Oh, hello, I didn’t see you there. If you’re watching this message, it means you’re about to ravage our world. So let’s learn a little more about Earth, the milk planet.<br /> * '''Alien 2:''' Oh my.<br /> * '''Otis:''' The creamiest in the solar system, Earth is over 90% milk. Our many scenic wonders include Mt. Milkatoa, the Milklantic Ocean and France.<br /> * '''Pig:''' C'est ci bon.<br /> * '''Otis:''' But before you conquer so we won’t put up a fight, be sure to visit, Dairyland, the most milkest place on Earth, ruled by our black and white and gracious queen, Tippy the cow.<br /> * '''Luan:''' Hiya, welcoming invaders! (honks nose)<br /> * '''Otis:''' And take a visit to our moon, for the best milk flavor ice cream on our space dairy farms<br /> * -It's out of this world.<br /> * '''Otis:''' When conquering, be sure to avoid the milksoon season.<br /> * '''Alien Captain:''' This is...horrifying to me.<br /> * '''Otis:''' But don’t miss Milktoberfest, where we don our festive milk suits and dance until the milk comes milking down the milk. Well, that’s about it. Have a good conquest and enjoy your new planet. Which, as I mentioned before, is pretty much all milk.<br /> * '''Alien Captain:''' Attention fleet, reverse course, immediately! Abandon the planet! Repeat, abandon...planet!<br /> <br /> (All the ships hyperspaced in terror and our heroes cheered)<br /> <br /> * '''Otis:''' Well guys, we save the Earth, turn the giant saucer in a giant dance club, and sent the aliens to Las Vegas to headline their own lounge act.<br /> <br /> (In Las Vegas)<br /> <br /> * '''Alien 1:''' Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you, you’re a beautiful crowd.<br /> * '''Alien Leader:''' Yes, beautiful, except that guy in the third row. He has the face of a Perplexian dung beetle. (laughs) Am I right? I’m just kidding, sir. I kid out of love.<br /> * '''Alien 1:''' And speaking of love, hit it, Marty!<br /> * '''Alien Leader:'''<br /> <br /> ''Don't go floxing my secondary mandipular valve''<br /> <br /> * '''Alien 1:'''<br /> <br /> ''I won't go floxing your secondary mandipular valve'' (Both of aliens started singing until)<br /> <br /> * '''Man:''' You stink! <br /> * '''Pig:''' And plus, (expanded) there’s still plenty of cake left.<br /> * '''Otis:''' Yep, I guess everything worked out all shiny and good like.<br /> * '''Abby:''' Sure did. Unless you count Mrs. Beady being a disembodied head.<br /> * '''Peck:''' Oh don’t worry. Freddy and Peck put her back together with the aliens’ ray gun.<br /> * '''Freddy:''' Yeah, she almost as good as new.<br /> * '''Pip:''' Almost?<br /> * -What do you mean by &quot;almost&quot;?<br /> * -Well we might of put a few a pieces back differently<br /> <br /> (At the Beady's [[house]])<br /> <br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Nathan we have a situation here! <br /> * '''Mr. Beady:''' My team has a situation.<br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' Ech, just look at me for one second.<br /> * '''Mr. Beady:''' Seen you a million times.<br /> * '''Mrs. Beady:''' (with her head and hand as her feet and her legs as a hand and head) Fine! But don’t blame me if dinner is late. I like to see you cook a meal when your arms where your legs should be. Maybe I’ll go on the Goraldo Show. He’ll believe me about the aliens. I can’t find my tush!<br /> <br /> (The words, 'The End' appeared in slime then hyperspaced to black)<br /> <br /> ==Links==</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Randy_Pitchford&diff=3278 Randy Pitchford 2025-08-19T03:02:50Z <p>Guffy: randy pitchford</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:500px;background:black;color:white&quot;&gt;CUNT&lt;/span&gt;<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> [[File:Joe biden retweet randy pitchford.png]]<br /> [[Category:Video Game Developers]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Joe_biden_retweet_randy_pitchford.png&diff=3277 File:Joe biden retweet randy pitchford.png 2025-08-19T03:00:32Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>rtvs podcast Refrance</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Table_with_data_in_it&diff=3269 Table with data in it 2025-08-19T00:01:34Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Table with data.png|thumb|exampme of my table with data]]<br /> in real life you can make a [[table]] and then when youre making it inside it you can put information. you make the legs but then when you make the top of it you put a sheet of paper with like things that you can know. read that!<br /> <br /> its also a [[table]] so you can put the cells and data in it like numbers and text and if you look '''here''' i will showing you:<br /> <br /> == table ==<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |+the table<br /> |opal gangnam style<br /> |if you believe it<br /> |you're wrong<br /> |the digital panopticon<br /> |-<br /> |goose feather pillow<br /> |my physics are unbelieveable<br /> |what is that?<br /> |nine dollars at a time<br /> |-<br /> |'''the [[green]] mi.le'''<br /> |sometimes I think about it<br /> |ive thought about making an [[egg]] made out of ceramic. Apparently it stops chickens that peck [[egg]]&lt;nowiki/&gt;s from pecking other [[egg]]&lt;nowiki/&gt;s or something? Like idk do they just learn to associate a weird peck on a ceramic egg with a weird feeling? Something like that<br /> |Tonight's Show Is Brought to You By These Fine Folk…<br /> |-<br /> |glowstick<br /> |im going to a political conference<br /> |somthe funny thing!<br /> |he sees me<br /> |-<br /> |FOURWIDE<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |ive been alive for at least a century and you could never tell<br /> |tetris performing a t-spoin<br /> |-<br /> |the animal is shooting a blue shockwave at him which goes through stuff which hurts him but sthe golem is using a glombal teleport so he goes<br /> |[[Google|googoo]]<br /> |DATA<br /> |yomm<br /> |-<br /> |three<br /> |grrrrr [[Dog|arf]] [[Goggy|arf]] [[Dog 3|arff]]<br /> |slinky is magic have you ever seen?<br /> |THESE<br /> |-<br /> ! colspan=&quot;2&quot; |534566578945687456783465873456345.e3444444444<br /> |<br /> |freaky dool in my house is HUNTING me byyy the way..... 😭<br /> |}<br /> this is my tabkle with important information for imformationexample<br /> <br /> === what can you do with this? ===<br /> tell people about it<br /> <br /> STOTRAGE! of you DATATE!!<br /> <br /> organaitse youre dota<br /> <br /> == WHO HAS IT? ==<br /> [[File:TALiO - Steinberg D'Cota VSTi 1.01 installer.mp3|thumb|TALiO - Steinberg D'Cota VSTi 1.01 installer]]<br /> &lt;small&gt;we got itt&lt;/small&gt;</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Table_with_data_in_it&diff=3268 Table with data in it 2025-08-18T23:58:04Z <p>Guffy: how my tables?</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Table with data.png|thumb|exampme of my table with data]]<br /> in real life you can make a [[table]] and then when youre making it inside it you can put information. you make the legs but then when you make the top of it you put a sheet of paper with like things that you can know. read that!<br /> <br /> its also a [[table]] so you can put the cells and data in it like numbers and text and if you look '''here''' i will showing you:<br /> <br /> == table ==<br /> {|<br /> |+the table<br /> |opal gangnam style<br /> |if you believe it<br /> |you're wrong<br /> |the digital panopticon<br /> |-<br /> |goose feather pillow<br /> |my physics are unbelieveable<br /> |what is that?<br /> |nine dollars at a time<br /> |-<br /> |'''the green mi.le'''<br /> |sometimes I think about it<br /> |ive thought about making an egg made out of ceramic. Apparently it stops chickens that peck eggs from pecking other eggs or something? Like idk do they just learn to associate a weird peck on a ceramic egg with a weird feeling? Something like that<br /> |Tonight's Show Is Brought to You By These Fine Folk…<br /> |-<br /> |glowstick<br /> |im going to a political conference<br /> |somthe funny thing!<br /> |he sees me<br /> |-<br /> |FOURWIDE<br /> | colspan=&quot;2&quot; |ive been alive for at least a century and you could never tell<br /> |tetris performing a t-spoin<br /> |-<br /> |the animal is shooting a blue shockwave at him which goes through stuff which hurts him but sthe golem is using a glombal teleport so he goes<br /> |[[Google|googoo]]<br /> |DATA<br /> |yomm<br /> |-<br /> |three<br /> |grrrrr [[Dog|arf]] [[Goggy|arf]] [[Dog 3|arff]]<br /> |slinky is magic have you ever seen?<br /> |THESE<br /> |-<br /> |<br /> |534566578945687456783465873456345.e3444444444<br /> |<br /> |freaky dool in my house is HUNTING me byyy the way..... 😭<br /> |}<br /> this is my tabkle with important information for imformationexample<br /> <br /> === what can you do with this? ===<br /> tell people about it<br /> <br /> STOTRAGE! of you DATATE!!<br /> <br /> organaitse youre dota<br /> <br /> == WHO HAS IT? ==<br /> [[File:TALiO - Steinberg D'Cota VSTi 1.01 installer.mp3|thumb|TALiO - Steinberg D'Cota VSTi 1.01 installer]]<br /> &lt;small&gt;we got itt&lt;/small&gt;</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:TALiO_-_Steinberg_D%27Cota_VSTi_1.01_installer.mp3&diff=3267 File:TALiO - Steinberg D'Cota VSTi 1.01 installer.mp3 2025-08-18T23:57:34Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>TALiO - Steinberg D'Cota VSTi 1.01 installer keygen</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Table_with_data.png&diff=3266 File:Table with data.png 2025-08-18T23:47:52Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>56459865784<br /> 57349496.0395e<br /> 43679546876<br /> THREE EQUALS SQUARES!<br /> FDW Folding Table 6 ft WITH DATA</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Green&diff=3265 Green 2025-08-18T11:12:49Z <p>Guffy: Created page with &quot;&lt;span style=&quot;background:#00FF00&quot;&gt;‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ &lt;/span&gt;&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>&lt;span style=&quot;background:#00FF00&quot;&gt;‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ &lt;/span&gt;</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Google&diff=3255 Google 2025-08-15T10:21:47Z <p>Guffy: gougle</p> <hr /> <div>googoo! you can find it!<br /> <br /> <br /> categorry: sex websites<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> whasttt the fuckf<br /> <br /> you can go to google to find it! you can search for it! th<br /> <br /> herman miller<br /> <br /> my googgo searctch: what kind of chair is ok for me to sit on for 20 hours in a row<br /> <br /> <br /> that the fouck is that thing. logo.<br /> <br /> [[File:Google .png|alt=GoooooloGgeeiollleoe!!]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Google_.png&diff=3254 File:Google .png 2025-08-15T10:20:23Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>GoooooloGgeeiollleoe!!</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=User:Guffy&diff=3253 User:Guffy 2025-08-15T10:10:43Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>= FUCK] =<br /> [[File:Flrp.png|thumb|what if that was me itcoooooould beeeee :)]]<br /> <br /> === '''they want me''' ===<br /> &lt;big&gt;'''they want me'''&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;they want me&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> '''they want me'''<br /> <br /> they want me<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;'''they want me'''&lt;/small&gt;<br /> <br /> &lt;small&gt;they want me&lt;/small&gt;</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Buddy&diff=3230 Buddy 2025-08-13T23:47:50Z <p>Guffy: he sees</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Buddy.png|thumb|the sniler]]<br /> [[File:Buddy the orb head.png|center|frameless|1066x1066px|orb head]]<br /> [[File:Buddy!.png|left|thumb|300x300px|hoooooh boy thast]]'''buddy''' has control of syestems beyond your belief it is quite the spwecatcle <br /> <br /> have you seeen . the b<br /> <br /> ====== buddy has never used a google in his life&lt;!-- google is a company --&gt; ======<br /> <br /> === buddy has never used a keyboards in his life ===<br /> buddy is a cat that you can see on you'e screen<br /> <br /> you own him &lt;small&gt;&lt;u&gt;three&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/small&gt; dollargs<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |+hgow you spell buddy<br /> !b<br /> !u<br /> !d<br /> !<br /> |-<br /> |d<br /> |y<br /> |<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> [[File:Scuggy.png|thumb|oh sorry this is a scug from rain world thats not '''buddy''']]<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;and he is meow&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> == HE LOOKS DOWN UPON THEE FROM HIS CASTLE ON HIGH ==<br /> <br /> == PERCIEVE HIM IF YOU WIOLL, AS HE SHALL PERCIEVE THEE WITH A SNILE AND A WARM HEARTED GAYZE ==<br /> [[File:HIS TOWER UPON HIGH FROM WHICH HE VIEWS THEE.png|none|frame|[[File:Buddy.png|thumb|300x300px]]]]<br /> [[Category:Animals]]<br /> [[Category:BitchSpace Premium]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:HIS_TOWER_UPON_HIGH_FROM_WHICH_HE_VIEWS_THEE.png&diff=3229 File:HIS TOWER UPON HIGH FROM WHICH HE VIEWS THEE.png 2025-08-13T23:46:07Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>buddy on his tower! :D</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=User:Guffy&diff=3223 User:Guffy 2025-08-13T23:32:24Z <p>Guffy: Created page with &quot;= FUCK] = what if that was me itcoooooould beeeee :)&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>= FUCK] =<br /> [[File:Flrp.png|thumb|what if that was me itcoooooould beeeee :)]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Flrp.png&diff=3222 File:Flrp.png 2025-08-13T23:31:37Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>f</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=Buddy&diff=3221 Buddy 2025-08-13T23:13:51Z <p>Guffy: budyd</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Buddy.png|thumb|the sniler]]<br /> [[File:Buddy the orb head.png|center|frameless|1066x1066px|orb head]]<br /> [[File:Buddy!.png|left|thumb|300x300px|hoooooh boy thast]]'''buddy''' has control of syestems beyond your belief it is quite the spwecatcle <br /> <br /> have you seeen . the b<br /> <br /> ====== buddy has never used a google in his life&lt;!-- google is a company --&gt; ======<br /> <br /> === buddy has never used a keyboards in his life ===<br /> buddy is a cat that you can see on you'e screen<br /> <br /> you own him &lt;small&gt;&lt;u&gt;three&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/small&gt; dollargs<br /> {| class=&quot;wikitable&quot;<br /> |+hgow you spell buddy<br /> !b<br /> !u<br /> !d<br /> !<br /> |-<br /> |d<br /> |y<br /> |<br /> |<br /> |}<br /> &lt;blockquote&gt;and he is meow&lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> [[File:Scuggy.png|thumb|oh sorry this is a scug from rain world thats not '''buddy''']]<br /> [[Category:Animals]]</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Scuggy.png&diff=3220 File:Scuggy.png 2025-08-13T23:09:54Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>thats a scug</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Buddy!.png&diff=3219 File:Buddy!.png 2025-08-13T23:01:05Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>budddddyyyyyy the cat sniling</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Buddy.png&diff=3218 File:Buddy.png 2025-08-13T23:00:01Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>buddy the cat being the sniler</div> Guffy https://bitch.space/index.php?title=File:Buddy_the_orb_head.png&diff=3217 File:Buddy the orb head.png 2025-08-13T22:58:04Z <p>Guffy: </p> <hr /> <div>buddy the cat has a ball on his head</div> Guffy