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Space.bitch

2026-09-02T03:46:23Z

Giik: Everything

[[File:Seiral.png|thumb|no no no NO ON ON ON ON OO ON OON NNO]]

oh no

no no no

this is all wrong, this shouldn't be here

you gotta get out of here man

== everything is wrong here ==

File:Seiral.png

2026-09-02T03:43:13Z

Giik:

Oh god

User:Delta

2026-05-29T21:17:38Z

Giik: tony soprano

Delta is a dragon with a fat butt and also w plane. vroom nyoom etcetera
[[File:Cheebcoms dec.png|thumb|plane]]
used to be a lotta different things before settling on planedragon.

== the beautiful ways in which Delta's brain works ==
Despite being being pretty smart Delta can also be a huge fucking idiot sometimes. the following list is a compilation of things that Delta used to believe, before being corrected, alongside any known reasons she expressed

* Eating too many hard boiled eggs in a single day will cause you to choke and die on the yolks
** thaught to her by her mom, because she loves hardboiled eggs and her mom wanted to make sure the whole family could eat hardboiled eggs on Easter. Belief further exacerbated by her observations on salads usually only containing up to two eggs
** "i just thought they were being considerate! like of how many eggs you can safely eat per day. yknow because of the choking hazard of eggs! it made sense to me!!
* forgot or never learned that frogs have skeletons.
** Thought it was similar to cartilage. thought tadpoles didn't have skeletons at all. Spent literally 20 minutes during Anthrocon 2025 looking at frog skeletons in bewilderment.

* thought that they made cadmium and tritium (from periodic table) up for no mans sky
** but to my defense emeril isnt real they DID make that one up
*thought that bellows (the wind making thing they use for fireplaces) was a musical instrument
**theres musical instruments that use them though and thats why i saw them in the music class classroom
**also in skyrim they look like theyre playing music with them
*thought that hideo kojima made krushchev up for metal gear solid 3
**additionally, thought that the president in mgs3 ALSO was made up (its lyndon b johnson)
*thought that you make root beer in a big cauldron like witches do
**like this [[File:Wtich.jpg|left|thumb]]

* thought tony soprano was a real person who acted in the show The Sopranos

== fucking quotes ==

* "when they gave me sloppy to- WELL IT WASNT SLOPPY they were really good at it" -delta, talking about blowjobs
* "It's not cruel and unusual to eat someone, especially a bird" -delta, defending her position of eating The End's parrot spotter
* "Oh, they can shoot missiles." -delta, talking about metal gear
* "im so fucking smart. im SO FUCKING. GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES. IM SO '''FfFFFFFFffffUCKING''' SMART." - delta, finding a cool ladder setup in death stranding at the collector
** "AAAA FSGS FUCK SHIT" - delta, falling off of the other side of the exact opposite cliff of that exact cool ladder setup, moments later

Hot Dr. Pepper

2025-08-26T04:52:14Z

Giik: bold

'''Dr. Pepper''', The famous 23-flavor soda, has lots of spinoff products. Such as: '''Diet Dr. Pepper'''.That's not the topic here today, though. No, we're not talking about '''Diet Dr. Pepper Barbeque Sauce'''. But what we are talking about, is '''Hot Dr. Pepper'''. That's right.

'''Hot Dr. Pepper''' was originally introduced in the 1960s as a winter beverage.
[[File:Hot dr pepper ad 1.png|none|thumb|Here's some advertisements from the 1960s showing about '''Hot Dr. Pepper'''.]]

However, it was short-lived. You still don't believe me? You think this is a joke? Just go to the Facts & Questions article on [https://www.drpepper.com/s/faq the '''Dr. Pepper''' website].

== Anyway, I'm gonna teach you how to make it. ==
All you need is:

# '''Dr. Pepper''', a can or a bottle will be fine.
And just proceed to open it, but don't blow it up like I did. 'cause, y'know, bad '''Dr. Pepper''', right there.

Anyway, you wanna heat up a pan, or anything, and just pour a little '''Dr. Pepper''' in there, as much as you want.

Alright, and as soon as we did that, we're gonna take a lemon, and a knife, and make a small slice, and then put it into the glass that you're gonna pour the '''Hot Dr. Pepper''' in.

When the '''Dr. Pepper''' starts sizzling, or steaming up, that's it. Just take it off, and pour it in your glass. And if you're using a glass glass, glass made of glass, like I am, put it very slowly. Like, wait 5 seconds between each, each spill, so it doesn't melt. 'cause y'know, when glass melts, the glass. Yeah.

Also, if you try this at home, and your lemon makes a popping bubble, comment or like, heh. 'cause y'know. Thumbs up for that.
[[File:Popping lemon.png|none|thumb|Just some more footage of the popping lemon...yeah.]]
And basically, this is '''Hot Dr. Pepper''', it tastes just like '''Dr. Pepper''', only it's hot, kind of like tea, brings out the cherry flavor.

A little carbonation, and I'll see you next time. Later.

Hot Dr. Pepper

2025-08-26T04:49:40Z

Giik: hot dr pepper

Dr. Pepper, The famous 23-flavor soda, has lots of spinoff products. Such as: Diet Dr. Pepper.That's not the topic here today, though. No, we're not talking about Diet Dr. Pepper Barbeque Sauce. But what we are talking about, is Hot Dr. Pepper. That's right.

Hot Dr. Pepper was originally introduced in the 1960s as a winter beverage.
[[File:Hot dr pepper ad 1.png|none|thumb|Here's some advertisements from the 1960s showing about Hot Dr. Pepper.]]

However, it was short-lived. You still don't believe me? You think this is a joke? Just go to the Facts & Questions article on [https://www.drpepper.com/s/faq the Dr. Pepper website].

== Anyway, I'm gonna teach you how to make it. ==
All you need is:

# Dr. Pepper, a can or a bottle will be fine.
And just proceed to open it, but don't blow it up like I did. 'cause, y'know, bad Dr. Pepper, right there.

Anyway, you wanna heat up a pan, or anything, and just pour a little Dr. Pepper in there, as much as you want.

Alright, and as soon as we did that, we're gonna take a lemon, and a knife, and make a small slice, and then put it into the glass that you're gonna pour the Hot Dr. Pepper in.

When the Dr. Pepper starts sizzling, or steaming up, that's it. Just take it off, and pour it in your glass. And if you're using a glass glass, glass made of glass, like I am, put it very slowly. Like, wait 5 seconds between each, each spill, so it doesn't melt. 'cause y'know, when glass melts, the glass. Yeah.
Also, if you try this at home, and your lemon makes a popping bubble, comment or like, heh. 'cause y'know. Thumbs up for that.
[[File:Popping lemon.png|none|thumb|Just some more footage of the popping lemon...yeah.]]
And basically, this is Hot Dr. Pepper, it tastes just like Dr. Pepper, only it's hot, kind of like tea, brings out the cherry flavor.
A little carbonation, and I'll see you next time. Later.

File:Popping lemon.png

2025-08-26T04:48:43Z

Giik:

more footage of it

File:Hot dr pepper ad 1.png

2025-08-26T04:43:47Z

Giik:

winter beverage

Dino Nuggets

2025-08-25T20:14:22Z

Giik: chciccen

[[File:Dinosaur Chicken Nuggets.jpg|thumb|Behold them]]
<big><big><big>FUCK</big></big></big>

<big><big><big><big><big><big>YES</big></big></big></big></big></big>

dude

Dino nuggets (also known as dino nuggies, lil guys, or "rawr-rawrs" in [[Canada|Canada)]] are breaded little hunks of dinosaur that get torn apart. it's kind of brutal actually. like if you dip them in ketchup then it looks like blood and it's like AUUUGHHH ARRGHHH haha

= History opf =
dino nuggets were invented by john chickennugget in 1980.4 because he realized that chicken goop could be turned into pretty much any shape. and in his infinite wisdom he decided "and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self" and turned them back into dinosaurs. do you think the chickens would like it? i would. you should turn me into a dino nuggie
[[File:Hbomberguy 2019 Novara Media (cropped).png|thumb|john chickennugget in his natural habitat]]

= NO!!!!!!! =
[[File:NUGGS 2.jpg|left|thumb|GET THIS SHIT OUT OF THIS ARTICLE]]
WHAT SHAPE IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE? NORTH DAKOTA? FUCK OFF WITH THIS BORING SHIT

okay fine ugh

SOMEtimes chicken nuggets are NOT dino shaped. these inferior lumps of meat are NOT worth even putting upon your divine tongue.

no it's not. no.

stop it. i said it's not.

DON'T TRY TO--

<big>HEY GET BACK HERE</big>

= What they are made of =
The greatest mystery of all is what dino nuggets are made of.

The answer however is oblivious.

it is

=== <big><big><big><big><big>The humble Chickone.</big></big></big></big></big> ===
[[File:Yellow-legged gull, CAC (6).jpg|center|thumb|1625x1625px|bask in his gory]]

Daredillo

2025-08-13T23:48:54Z

Giik: Created page with "squeakitties fucking loves this guy Daredillo is a pokemon that is a very red little guy. It is ground normal type i think. It first appeared in pokemon scarlet and violet. I didn't play either of those games so i don't know for sure but it looks like something that would be in it. It is a short little thing that vrooms a lot and can headbutt things really hard. Its siganature move is Ball. in which it uses a ball to, uh, wait, why does it..."

[[File:Daredillo.png|thumb|squeakitties fucking loves this guy]]
Daredillo is a pokemon that is a very red little guy. It is ground normal type i think.

It first appeared in pokemon scarlet and violet. I didn't play either of those games so i don't know for sure but it looks like something that would be in it.

It is a short little thing that vrooms a lot and can headbutt things really hard. Its siganature move is Ball. in which it uses a ball to, uh, wait, why does it have a ball? it's not a ball pokemon. does it use a pokeball? Either way it uses a ball to hit the ball at other enemies or objects of some such. It is very fast and runs,

Daredil pickles showed up in the anime one time on season, like, 37. that show's like the simpsons for ten year olds at this point. anyway daredillo shows up and ash catchum is like "wow what is that freaky little bitch" and they save the day at the end because dardillo is so cool and it's so fun and iths' the best pokemon
[[File:Notkemon.png|left|frameless|500x500px]]what

File:Notkemon.png

2025-08-13T23:43:27Z

Giik:

It's not digimon either

File:Daredillo.png

2025-08-13T23:41:42Z

Giik:

squeakitties is gonna fucking love this guy

D:

2025-07-30T05:55:52Z

Giik: D:

D: is a commonly-used emoticon when NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AAAAAAAHHHHH!! AUUUUUUUUGH!!
[[File:Aleksey is a sad boy.png|thumb|D:]]

D: is a commonly-used AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!!!

D: Is a commonly used emoticon when DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN

D: is a commonly used emoticon when OOOUGHHHHH WAAAAUUHHHHHH AAAAH

NAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAA

D: is a commonly MISERY TAKE HOLD OF MY FRAGILE MIND

D: is a SNRRFFF SNIFFLE WAAAAHHH AAAAAAAAAUHHHHUHH

D: is a commonly ABLUUBLBBUUUBUBLBBLUBLLLL

D:

File:Aleksey is a sad boy.png

2025-07-30T05:55:36Z

Giik:

He keeps missing his rock throws

Metroid Prime: Blastball

2025-07-29T15:48:08Z

Giik: Giik moved page Metroid Prime: Blastball to Metroid Prime: Blast Ball: Misspelled title

#REDIRECT [[Metroid Prime: Blast Ball]]

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-29T15:48:08Z

Giik: Giik moved page Metroid Prime: Blastball to Metroid Prime: Blast Ball: Misspelled title

what the fuck is this shit
[[File:Metroid prime bitchball.png|thumb]]

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-29T15:47:38Z

Giik: Created page with "what the fuck is this shit thumb"

what the fuck is this shit
[[File:Metroid prime bitchball.png|thumb]]

File:Metroid prime bitchball.png

2025-07-29T15:47:22Z

Giik:

nitedo

Reel Big Fish

2025-07-17T03:42:42Z

Giik: Created page with "<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>🐟</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big> sure is"

<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>🐟</big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big></big>
sure is

FUUUUUUCK!!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!!!!

2025-06-17T19:59:47Z

Giik:

[[File:Sadmaro.png|center]]

FUUUUUUCK!!!!!! I HATE IT!!!!!!!

2025-06-17T19:59:20Z

Giik: FUUUUUCK!!! I HATE IT!!!

[[File:Sadmaro.png|center]]

File:Sadmaro.png

2025-06-17T19:58:34Z

Giik: He's never felt this emotion before in his life

== Summary ==
He's never felt this emotion before in his life

Forums

2025-06-14T18:20:27Z

Giik: left aligned gender

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!<big><big><big><big><big>📄</big></big></big></big></big>
|'''<big><big>Oh god help how do I computer</big></big>'''
''by Giik - Wam Jam 32, 9091 0:32 pm''
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''Tue Jun 2, 3333 9:000 pm''
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!<big><big><big><big><big>📄</big></big></big></big></big>
|'''<big><big>is the michelin man hot</big></big>'''
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''Dad Mom 11, 0451 52:1 dm''
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|'''<big><big>I FUCKING HATE VIDEO GAMES</big></big>'''
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''Bub Bob 88 8008 BO:B bb''
|}

Forums

2025-06-14T18:19:23Z

Giik: Add more threads if you want, can also fix the table formatting but that sounds like a bitch (space)

{| class="wikitable" style="width: 90%;"
|+
! colspan="2" |Gender
| style="text-align:center;" |'''<big>Replies</big>'''
| style="text-align:center;" |'''<big>Views</big>'''
|'''<big>Last Post</big>'''
|-
! style="width: 10%" |<big><big><big><big><big>📌</big></big></big></big></big>
| style="height:20px; text-align:left; vertical-align:top;" |'''<big><big>Rules - Read this first! :)</big></big>'''
''by admin - Wed Jan 27, 2015 9:57 pm''
| style="text-align:center; width: 90px;" |69
| style="text-align:center; width: 90px;" |54892375
| style="height:20px; text-align:left; vertical-align:center; width: 200px;" |by admin
''Wed Jan 27, 2015 9:58 pm''
|-
!<big><big><big><big><big>📄</big></big></big></big></big>
|'''<big><big>Oh god help how do I computer</big></big>'''
''by Giik - Wam Jam 32, 9091 0:32 pm''
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| style="text-align:center; width: 90px;" |2
|by Junkoman
''Tue Jun 2, 3333 9:000 pm''
|-
!<big><big><big><big><big>📄</big></big></big></big></big>
|'''<big><big>is the michelin man hot</big></big>'''
''by bebus - Bin Gus 77, 1234 0:0 am''
| style="text-align:center; width: 90px;" |2290347
| style="text-align:center; width: 90px;" |32849238432
|by admin
''Dad Mom 11, 0451 52:1 dm''
|-
!<big><big><big><big><big>💥</big></big></big></big></big>
|'''<big><big>I FUCKING HATE VIDEO GAMES</big></big>'''
''by deleted - Jan Jan 69 0001 3:3:0 gm''
| style="text-align:center; width: 90px;" |E
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|by realguy22222222222
''Bub Bob 88 8008 BO:B bb''
|}

Roads

2025-06-12T19:01:26Z

Giik: road

[[File:Shadowed countryside road in Vias 01.jpg|thumb|this goes to my [[house]]]]
Roads is a car's favorite place to play and have fun

You can see them in the outside, and they will not attack you so you can insult them all you like.

Roads usually have a gunchamer scale of 2.4503, which means they get beaten by the magician when synogance is low.

== Kinds of roads ==

* left turn
* right turn
* combo turn (goes left and right at the same time so you go forwards)
* u turn
* v turn
* & turn (look out!)

== how to go on them ==
take a wheely deal and [[PaRappa the Rapper|step on the gas]] to go down a road. use your Steered Wheel or patented Land Oars™️to stay on the road and avoid obstacles like the grass Or bricks.

== The Harvest ==
[[File:Digging up the road - geograph.org.uk - 2500237.jpg|thumb|Hurting him]]
Sometimes strange men called "road war curs" arrive in bright suits and harvest the road for its sickly sweet oils. this is very painful for the road but it has come to accept its fate. such is the circle of life i guess

when the dust settles there is a new baby road fresh from the egg to take its parents place

Chess

2025-05-26T20:06:00Z

Giik: chess time

<big><big><big>♜♞♝♛♚♝♞♜ 
♟♟♟♟♟♟♟♟ 
<big>□■□■□■□■□■ 
■□■□■□■□■□ 
□■□■□■□■□■ 
■□■□■□■□■□ </big>
♙♙♙♙♙♙♙♙ 
♖♘♗[[The King|♕]]♔♗♘♖ </big></big></big>

your move sweet wii

Doors

2025-05-26T19:48:44Z

Giik:

Doors

2025-05-19T20:15:54Z

Giik: Doors can go anywhere.

[[File:Door in the old town of Bizerte 02.jpg|left|thumb|This door leads to the hallway that contains the sun]]
[[File:Old door at Deepgarh.jpg|thumb|This door doesn't lead anywhere. There's an invisible wall here.]]
[[File:Fischerkirche (main door), Born a. Darß.jpg|thumb|This door leads to Chicago's center of gravity.]]
Doors can go anywhere.
[[File:White door Rockland.jpg|center|thumb|This door leads to an aquarium, eventually.]]
Doors can go anywhere.
[[File:Houten deur van een woonhuis in Guarda. 20-09-2019. (actm.).jpg|center|thumb|This door leads to the soup factory]]
Doors can go anywhere.
[[File:Ta Phrom, Angkor, Camboya, 2013-08-16, DD 41.JPG|left|thumb|This door leads to my [[House]] :)]]
[[File:Drywall WITH A DOOR !.jpg|thumb|This door leads to the main control unit.]]
[[File:Green door, Bruges.jpg|center|thumb|This door leads to 5?]]
[[File:Parked bicycle with graffitied building facade and doors in Amsterdam.jpg|left|thumb|This door leads to a bonus room! Grab the coins before time runs out!]]
[[File:L-door.png|thumb|This door leads to your wildest dreams.]]
[[File:Wooden Door in Ghana.jpg|left|thumb|This door leads to a cat. you can hear him meowing on the other side. Don't let him out.]]
Doors can go anywhere.
[[File:Door (11409346946).jpg|center|thumb|This door leads everywhere at the same time.]]
Doors can go anywhere.
[[File:Adelsdorf castle door 2180416.jpg|center|thumb|This door leads somewhere you've been before but can't really remember exactly what. You know you've been here before though.]]

TF Triggers

2025-05-19T19:55:27Z

Giik:

[[File:Transformation (after).png|thumb|does this to you]]
TF triggers are a funny little guy found in furry comics. They TF (Team Fortress) a person into a lot of other things usually by accident or coincidence. You'd think it'd be really annoying but everyone's into it for reasons scientists have yet to understand.

TF triggers are usually pretty small and unsuspecting objects. They take about 20-30 strokes to complete a TF unless it's one of those slow-burn gender euphoria things where someone's scales slowly comes in and they get little horns and they're looking in the mirror and oihhhghhh ohh nooo

== History ==
Nobody really knows where TF triggers come from, only that they show up like 1-2 panels before some unaware idiot touches it and yells "‼️" before getting all changed up. The origin of their appearances can be traced back to like, 2005 or something? Like in some egg's middle school sketchbook

However the notion of being turned into something else has been around for millennia because you get like, gods doing that shit. A lot of mythological shit can involve transformation. They were probably freaky about it back then too.

== In Pupular Media ==
Nobody fucking gets it. Anyone with more than like $10k in funding immediately loses the point of transforming into a big cool monster or even getting your arm replaced. They always turn back to normal at the end. It sucks.

== Types of TF triggers ==

Be on the lookout for some of these things the next time you visit a strangely-sized canvas with geometric shapes as the background:
* Indiana Jones-ass artifact
* The Goop
* That one droid factory level from Star Wars Episode II
* A full moon
* [[Weed]] that makes you somethign else
* Estrogen
* Testosterone
* Hula hoops
* Fucking nothing
* Dark Souls 2 Gender Swap Coffin
* A cool hat (TFs you into someone with a cool hat)
* [[Jarritos|Potions]]
* [[Vore]]

== What it turns you into ==
There's really no kind of way to determines what changes you into what so I guess just prepare to be one of these:

* Big monster (with huge boobs)
* Statue (with huge boobs)
* Clothes (for huge boobs)
* Huge boobs
* An alarm clock
* Some kinda rubber crap
* The same thing as the trigger
* A person with a cool hat (and huge boobs)
* Dragons (strangely no huge boobs)
* Dragons (with huge boobs.)
* [[Goggy]]
* Just a ltitle guy,,

== ♀️⁉️ ==

TF Triggers

2025-05-17T22:33:34Z

Giik: TF'd a blank page into a page with words

[[File:Transformation (after).png|thumb|does this to you]]
TF triggers are a funny little guy found in furry comics. They TF (Team Fortress) a person into a lot of other things usually by accident or coincidence. You'd think it'd be really annoying but everyone's into it for reasons scientists have yet to understand.

TF triggers are usually pretty small and unsuspecting objects. They take about 20-30 strokes to complete a TF unless it's one of those slow-burn gender euphoria things where someone's scales slowly comes in and they get little horns and they're looking in the mirror and oihhhghhh ohh nooo

== History ==
Nobody really knows where TF triggers come from, only that they show up like 1-2 panels before some unaware idiot touches it and yells "‼️" before getting all changed up. The origin of their appearances can be traced back to like, 2005 or something? Like in some egg's middle school sketchbook

However the notion of being turned into something else has been around for millennia because you get like, gods doing that shit. A lot of mythological shit can involve transformation. They were probably freaky about it back then too.

== In Pupular Media ==
Nobody fucking gets it. Anyone with more than like $10k in funding immediately loses the point of transforming into a big cool monster or even getting your arm replaced. They always turn back to normal at the end. It sucks.

== Types of TF triggers ==

Be on the lookout for some of these things the next time you visit a strangely-sized canvas with geometric shapes as the background:
* Indiana Jones-ass artifact
* The Goop
* That one droid factory level from Star Wars Episode II
* A full moon
* [[Weed]] that makes you somethign else
* Estrogen
* Testosterone
* Hula hoops
* Dark Souls 2 Gender Swap Coffin
* A cool hat (TFs you into someone with a cool hat)
* [[Jarritos|Potions]]
* [[Vore]]

== What it turns you into ==
There's really no kind of way to determines what changes you into what so I guess just prepare to be one of these:

* Big monster (with huge boobs)
* Statue (with huge boobs)
* Clothes (for huge boobs)
* Huge boobs
* An alarm clock
* Some kinda rubber crap
* The same thing as the trigger
* A person with a cool hat (and huge boobs)
* Dragons (strangely no huge boobs)
* Dragons (with huge boobs.)
* Just a ltitle guy,,

How to do it

2025-05-04T23:17:41Z

Giik: Created page with "== step 1 == you try it but you fuck it up == step 2 == cry so very very much == step 3 == order a pizza for dinner == step ,4 == read a book on how to do it == step 5 == think about do ing it == step 6 == walk away == step seven == you put your left foot in and you put your left foot out == stepp 8 == buy a phonograph == step 9 == understand understand == step 10 == understand the concept of love == stpe 11 == i havent figured this one out yet == step 12 == p..."

== step 1 ==
you try it but you fuck it up

== step 2 ==
cry so very very much

== step 3 ==
order a pizza for dinner

== step ,4 ==
read a book on how to do it

== step 5 ==
think about do ing it

== step 6 ==
walk away

== step seven ==
you put your left foot in and you put your left foot out

== stepp 8 ==
buy a phonograph

== step 9 ==
understand understand

== step 10 ==
understand the concept of love

== stpe 11 ==
i havent figured this one out yet

== step 12 ==
print out 50 sheets of plastic at your local library

== step 1E ==
turn left. you'll see a large sign that says "DO NOT PASS". this is reverse psychology because it actually wants you to pass. but then you'll meet a bandit that put up the sign. he wants to rob you. he tricked you using reverse psychology and you really shouldn't have passed if you were smart. but you're not. so you fight ht

== step 14 ==
add salt

== step 1 5 ==
➡️↘️⬇️↙️⬅️➡️🅿️

== step 16th ==
become one with the unvierse and all that inhabibt it. like pebbles being brought down a gentle stream, so too are you shaped by your experiences and the pebbles you smack into on your journey

== step 17 ==
you're better than them

== step 18 ==
ask tangle about it

== step 19.0 ==
uh

Canada

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Giik: house

<blockquote>"Maybe the real Evil was the Residents we met along the way."

-Leon S. Canada</blockquote>
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'''Leon Scott Canada''', more commonly known as '''Leon S. Canada''' is an American of Italian descent currently employed as a federal agent by the Division of Security Operations (D.S.O.), a counter-terrorism agency under direct Presidential command. Canada is a known survivor of the 1998 Raccoon City Destruction Incident, at the time a police officer. Following his escape, he was forcefully recruited into a top secret anti-Umbrella team under USSTRATCOM devoted to anti-B.O.W. combat, serving it until 2011 in repeated operations around the world.

Leon's favorite activities are smoking [[weed]] and being decapitated.

== Biography ==

=== Early life ===
Canada is known to have suffered a traumatic childhood due to his family's connections to crime. This ultimately led to him being orphaned after his entire family were killed. Canada only survived with the aid of a single police officer, an act which inspired him to one day become a police officer himself in order to similarly protect as many people as he could. Upon graduating from the police academy at the age of 21, Canada requested assignment to work for the Raccoon Police Department. His reason was interest in the widely publicized but unsolved bizarre murder cases taking place in and around the Arklay Mountains.

=== Raccoon City Incident (1998) ===
Canada had no travel plans or apartment in Raccoon City, and in the hasty departure, broke up with his girlfriend. Stopping at a motel for the night, he passed out from heavy drinking and woke up on the afternoon on September 29, a Tuesday. Canada continued driving into the city hungover, now late for reporting in to the station. Driving through Arklay County, he passed through the highway blockade erected by the United States Army and Army National Guard on the night of September 29, which had fallen due to the chaos within the city.
[[File:Sad leon.png|left|thumb|Leon very sad that zombies are getting the city,]]
Canada drove southwards into the city as normal and was surrounded by Zombies while investigating a body in the middle of the unusually quiet main road. Retreating into an alleyway he met Claire Redfield, another newcomer, who was herself fleeing from Zombies within a diner. They commandeered an RPD cruiser and drove to the Raccoon Police Station to seek shelter and answers. Unbeknownst to them, the car itself has a stowaway zombie which spontaneously attacked them while driving on their way to Raccoon City, causing their car to crash into a nearby sign and eject the attacking Zombie. Unfortunately, the car was destroyed when a gasoline tanker collided with it, and the two were separated and travelled to the police station independently.

The station itself had already fallen to Zombies, and the only unzombified police officers were the injured Lt. Marvin Branagh; Elliot Edward, and Police Chief Brian Irons. Had he met Lt. Branagh, he would have been briefed on current events before becoming a Zombie. During investigation, Canada ran into a young girl – Sherry Birkin – and removed any thoughts of suicide from his mind, should his death prevent the girl's escape in the future. In the police station's basement, Canada met Ada Wong, a corporate spy from one of Umbrella's rival companies sent to steal the G-Virus. To protect the mission, Wong claimed to be looking for her missing boyfriend, Dr. John Clemens, unaware he had perished in the Mansion Incident. She soon became aware of Ben Bertolucci, a freelance journalist who she believed had uncovered useful information for her mission while spying on Umbrella researchers. Although Bertolucci was able to uncover information on a conspiracy between Umbrella USA and the local police, which was the reason for his arrest, it wasn't enough for her mission.

Ben was soon after killed by Dr. William Birkin or a G parasite. Canada and Wong continued on to the city's sewers, where they found transport to NEST, Umbrella's laboratory dedicated to G-Virus research. Canada was left to do much of the work himself when in the laboratory; though he himself had suffered a gunshot wound, Wong's leg injury made her unable to continue.

During the exploration of the laboratory, Canada became aware of Wong's real mission when she cornered, seeking the virus. She was soon knocked out by the T-00; however, she successfully escaped the facility as it began to self-destruct, but lost the G-Virus sample. Fleeing to NEST's bottom platform, Canada was reunited with Claire and the young Sherry, who had been infected with G-Virus but was vaccinated by DEVIL to halt her mutations. The facility was destroyed, with Dr. William Birkin perishing soon after.

=== STRATCOM recruitment (1998) ===
Following their escape from Raccoon City on the morning of 30 September, Claire and Canada split up; while she continued her search for Chris, while a wounded Canada continued to look after a weakened Sherry. After seeking out the U.S. military stationed outside the city for protection, Canada and Sherry were apprehended. Sherry was taken away and placed in protective custody as a research subject while Canada was interrogated by Adam Benford, a high-ranking government official and military intelligence officer. Canada was deemed to know too much about the incident, but as his survival demonstrated anti-B.O.W. skills highly sought after by the military, particularly due to the decimation and failure of their special forces to steal the G-virus, he was given an ultimatum. In exchange for Sherry's safety and his own life, he was to be recruited into a classified anti-Umbrella military agency rapidly formed in the wake of the incident to destroy Umbrella and prevent similar disasters, answering solely to the President. His subsequent training turned him from a simple police rookie into an expert special agent, proficient in weapons handling and close quarters combat while actively engaging in special missions and intelligence ops. He began secretly investigating Umbrella personally as well.

In November 1998, Canada sent a personal friend, private detective Ark Thompson out to investigate Umbrella's facilities on Sheena Island. The following month, Claire set out for Europe to continue her search for Chris. She was captured by Umbrella after being caught trespassing in the Umbrella facility in Paris. While on the island prison of Rockfort Island, Claire sent Canada an e-mail asking him to inform Chris of her location so that he could come and rescue her. Canada managed to track Chris down personally, and told him of Claire's situation, and Chris headed for Rockfort Island after her after requesting that Canada organize a government rescue team, although Leon himself was on a separate mission at the time.

=== Operation Javier (2002) ===
In 2002, before the destruction of the Russian branch of Umbrella, Canada was sent to a small South American country as part of a secret military detachment after the headquarters were informed that a former researcher from Umbrella contacted a man named Javier Hidalgo. Due to the difficult nature of the operation, Jack Krauser, a seasoned and decorated U.S. Army Special Forces operator, was selected to be Canada's partner.

Krauser and Canada were sent on a mission by the U.S. government to infiltrate this small South American country. Finding Javier was their objective since he was a drug lord who had taken control over a large area of the jungle with an iron fist. The small government was unable to do anything about Javier's control of the drug trade, requiring Krauser and Canada's deployment. The U.S. government had received information that a former Umbrella researcher had somehow entered the region, with unexplained incidents occurring in the country. Unwilling to risk a bio-hazardous outbreak, the pair are deployed to investigate the country.

They later found themselves having to cooperate as a two-man cell in a t-Virus outbreak. Canada also met a mysterious girl called Manuela, who seemed to be the only survivor of the village, though it was unknown why she didn't escape. Manuela turned out to be Javier's daughter; she contracted a rare disease, and was kept alive by her father through the t-Veronica Virus. While exploring Javier's compound, Canada opened up to Krauser about his hellish night in Raccoon City, as well as Claire's encounter with the t-Veronica Virus to explain how Umbrella's B.O.W.s worked.
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Eventually, Canada and Krauser fought Javier after the crime lord combined himself with a plant infected with the t-Veronica Virus. Manuela assisted them by unleashing the effects of the Virus on her father. Javier was killed, and Manuela was taken into government custody. Canada parted ways with Krauser after the latter was discharged from an injury during the mission. Sometime later that year, Canada learned that his former partner seemingly died in an accident.

=== Los Iluminados (2004) ===
In 2004, President Graham's daughter was abducted on the way home from the University of Massachusetts, in what had hallmarks of an inside job. American spies reported having seen the girl, [[Moushley Graham]], in Spain and tracked her to an isolated, rural community. With all government agents being thoroughly investigated to identify the mole, Canada was sent alone to investigate the area.

Arriving with two municipal Madridian police officers, Canada was almost immediately attacked by the local villagers who forced the two officers into a ravine. The approach to the village uncovered evidence of multiple murders performed by the villagers as a whole. Over the course of the day it was uncovered that the villagers were followers of a neopagan cult called Los Iluminados. Led by its Prophet, Osmund Saddler and his lieutenants Fr. Bitores Méndez and Ramón Salazar, they implanted a genetically engineered parasite called a Plaga into members as part of their baptismal ceremonies to ensure obedience, before ordering them to kill all intruders to protect their research.

Canada himself was taken captive by the cult immediately after finding a hostage and implanted with one of the Plagas in the Prophet Saddler's hopes he would become useful. The reason for this was not widely known, even to his lieutenants, and the villagers were more than willing to continue trying to kill him. His fellow hostage who he escaped with, Dr. Luis Sera, was a mole within the Prophet Saddler's bio-weapons development program and was captured trying to escape with a stolen Dominant species Plaga egg in exchange for being rescued by The Organisation, a secretive group Dr. Albert [[Weezer|Wesker]] was connected with. Unwilling at the time to reveal this information, he instead lied about being a former Madridian police officer held captive.

Canada's search through the village suggested Graham was being held within a chapel, but it would be over six hours before he was able to get inside after passing out, possibly from complications involving the Plaga. Inside he quickly released Graham from captivity, but the two were confronted by the Prophet Saddler, who revealed that he and Graham were both implanted with Plaga eggs, with the intention of Graham being released back to the United States as a mole who could expand his power base. The two attempted to escape from the village, but soon found that a government helicopter on stand-by to pick them up had been shot down, which Leon theorised could only be the mole's doing. This act forced them to seek shelter for the night, initially in a secluded [[house]] and later in the nearby castle. Along the way Canada was forced to fight Fr. Méndez, who was angry at the loss of his congregation.

During exploration of the castle, the government radio frequency was jammed, the mole having detailed knowledge of their radio frequencies. Soon after, Canada was introduced to Salazar, a young nobleman who controlled the castle and boasted an army of monks armed with medieval weaponry. Graham herself was taken hostage repeatedly, leaving Canada on his own for much of the night. Near the courtyard, he ran into Wong, who he quickly deduced was working with Dr. Wesker's group, who was the agent sent to retrieve Dr. Sera's egg sample. Dr. Sera himself was killed soon after by the Prophet Saddler, who saw no reason to keep him alive when he saw he had the sample in his hand. The Prophet Saddler then left to Los Iluminados' research complex on a nearby island with Graham, while Canada was forced to explore the entire fortress from the ruins of an ancient underground city to a Cathedral on a tower. After killing Salazar, whose body had merged into the "Queen Plaga", Canada travelled to the island with Wong in search of Graham once more.

In the exploration of the island, Canada was able to rescue Graham from her prison cell and fought B.O.W. by-products of Plaga experimentation such as the Regeneradores. After travelling through a warehouse district where plans to set up a navy were in place, Graham was again taken captive, this time with the Prophet Saddler directly controlling her by manipulating her Plaga. In the pursuit, Canada was confronted by none other than Krauser, who had joined the Organisation after his experience in South America and faked his death. Krauser had been the original agent tackled with obtaining a Dominant species Plaga sample and took part in the kidnapping of Graham to get it, with Wong being sent in to take over the mission when he was determined to be a liability after becoming the host of that very Plaga sample.

As the sun rose, Canada's fight against Los Iluminados continued with him seriously wounding Krauser following a mutation though mistook him for dead. Wong would later kill him. With the radio jamming ceased, Canada got in contact with a second government helicopter which launched an assault on the cult's militia before being destroyed by a rocket launcher on the Prophet Saddler's orders. Taking clues left by Dr. Sera for anyone storming the island, Canada and Graham were able to find the original equipment designed to kill prototype Plagas and freed themselves of the parasites.

The cult leader was himself killed by a rocket launcher with the help of Wong after Graham's rescue. Canada's retrieval of the egg sample from the remains was short-lived, and Wong herself turned on him to complete her mission, though she ensured he had a means of escaping the island with Graham in the form of a jet-ski. The two escaped as a series of explosive charges planted by Wong caused the complex's destruction, bringing about cave-ins. After being picked up by the government, Canada's report on the Plagas, dubbed the "Canada Report", was shared with the Bioterrorism Security Assessment Alliance to ensure a defense against the Plagas in future.
[[File:The friends.png|left|thumb|Leon and his friends probably]]
Canada would later become aware of survivors of the cult in the region, who gained interest in bioterrorism. Refugees who had fled the cult also returned home to their village, but were parasitised by the Plagas, making the region dangerous once more.

=== Harvardville incident (2005) ===
In the year following the 2004 Terragrigia Panic, the threat of bioterrorism was increasing. Former Umbrella researchers were suspected of selling bio-weapons onto the black market, requiring ever more radical countermeasures. The U.S. government entered an agreement with the pharmaceutical giant WP Corporation to mass-produce a t-Vaccine that could eliminate the operational effectiveness of Umbrella's lead viral weapon. In 2002, soldiers loyal to General Miguel Grandé had gotten their hands on t-Virus and triggered an outbreak in India, which was halted thanks to the emergency use of WP Corporation's vaccine, leading to the authorisation of another three years of medical trials in the country.

In November 2005, a coordinated terrorist attack took place at Harvardville Airport, causing a riot in the terminal as well as a plane crash. USAMRIID confirmed a t-Virus strain was responsible, and the 75th Ranger Regiment was deployed to the WP Corporation to wipe out the Zombies with the WP Corporation ordered to vaccinate each solder as well as civilians in quarantine. President Graham also sent in Canada to oversee the operations due to his familiarity with fighting Zombies. Canada lead a police team into the airport to rescue five survivors ahead of the Ranger attack, and succeeded with the rescue of Senator Ron Davis and his old friend, Claire Redfield.

During the airport cleanup, Canada received updated information from Ingrid Hunnigan that the Federal Bureau of Investigation had arrested a soldier in General Grandé's army in Los Angeles and was holding him for questioning. Soon, he received word that there was to be a major bio-weapons attack across the United States if the government refused to reveal its involvement in the original t-Virus Project. When WP Corporation trucks carrying the vaccine exploded in a bombing, Canada began investigating Dr. Curtis Miller, an opponent of the WP Corporation who had been sighted at the airport during the attack. Driving up to Dr. Miller's [[house]] with Dr. Miller's younger sister, S.R.T. member Angela Miller, the two found it had burnt to the ground, preventing a search there. They soon after were alerted to an explosion at the WP Corporation's Air Dome Laboratory on the city outskirts, and set off there.

Canada and a Ranger squad made their way into the WP Corporation laboratory, which had been heavily damaged in a bombing, causing a t-Virus outbreak there. Redfield was the only remaining uninfected survivor, being sheltered on the top floor of the building, with chief researcher Dr. Frederic Downing believed dead in the bombing. Dr. Miller was found on the ground floor, having infected himself with the Golgotha Virus, something obtained on the black market. The G-mutant wiped out the Ranger squad and began hunting down his sister, who he instinctively needed as a tool to propagate his new species. Canada was able to keep Angela from her brother, and the two made their way into an underground access way to escape him. Due to the elaborate biohazard containment measures put in place by the architects, Dr. Miller was killed after falling down a shaft into an oncoming explosion.

In the aftermath of the attack, Canada and Redfield became aware that something was out of place. Hunnigan reported in that General Grandé's had finally caved in to the FBI interrogation and revealed he was merely a courier for taking the t-Virus, t-Vaccine and G-Virus out of the country. Evidence implicated not Dr. Miller, but Dr. Downing, having apparently faked his death in the bombing to escape with samples. Canada, Angela and Redfield drove on to the courier's intended deal site and found Dr. Downing waiting. He was subsequently arrested, and confessed to being an employee of NEST, having stolen a G-Virus sample and changed his name during his escape from Raccoon City. The India outbreak had been masterminded by Dr. Miller as a means of advertising both the t-Virus and t-Vaccine, with Dr. Miller being radicalised to carry out further attacks in the United States as a further confirmation. Following his arrest, the WP Corporation collapsed and was purchased by Tricell through Wesker's acquisitions.

=== Pittsburgh Incident (2006) ===
In 2006, Leon attended AnthroCon. His fursona is a wolf.

=== Penamstan Conspiracy Incident (2006) ===
Shortly after the Pittsburgh Incident, the White [[House]] is placed on alert after an unidentified individual hacks into confidential computer files. An investigation into this incident is subsequently commenced, overseen by President Graham, his Chief of Staff, Ryan, and his Defense Secretary, Wilson. All persons who were in the White [[House]] on the day of the hacking are subject to the investigation, which is to be led by four specially selected federal agents: Patrick, Jason, Shenmei and Leon, who is running late due to the events in Pittsburgh so the initial meeting takes place in the Oval Office without him.
[[File:Norman flippin the bird.png|left|thumb|Norman Reedus]]
Right as Leon arrives at the White [[House]], the power goes out and the Secret Service springs to action, ready to take Graham to the Beast (the Presidential State Car) if necessary. When the backup power supply fails to turn on, it becomes clear the suspected mole from the previous night is still in the White [[House]]. The agents leave the Oval Office to search for the mole; Patrick encounters and is almost bitten by the mysteriously zombified White [[House]] Press Secretary Spacer when Leon shoots him dead, saving Patrick. Leon meets with Graham at the Oval Office and warns him of the situation; the escape to the Beast is called off in favor of the bunker. Leon, Shenmei and Jason begin scouring the White [[House]] for zombies, while Patrick is sent down into the bunker with the Secret Service detail for Graham's protection. Washington, D.C. Metro SWAT are called in as backup just in case. They soon find that responsible virus has spread rapidly, infecting dozens of staff members. The White [[House]] is subsequently cleared of all zombies.

After consideration, Graham decides it is best to cover up the incident, and the victims are declared to have gone on leave. Claire later spots Leon, much to his surprise, she confides in about her discovery about a biohazard in Penamstan. Later, the DIA investigation behind the hacking determines the stolen files discussed a bio-research facility in Shanghai. A top-secret operation is drawn up, in which Leon, Jason and Shenmei are to infiltrate the Shanghai facility. They are flown to Guam and board one of the new ''Virginia''-class submarines at Apra Harbor, modified for SONAR stealth and provided with a modified Advanced SEAL Delivery System (ASDS) midget submarine.

During the trip, Jason begins to open up to Leon about his days in the Army and during Penamstan Civil War, with Leon being all too familiar with dealing with Zombies. They have separate views of things, however; when Jason describes the bombing of Raccoon City as a necessary operation to save the United States, Leon pushes back, still bitter over the Army's cowardly withdrawal from Raccoon City. The submarine is unexpectedly rocked, and Leon and Jason head to the bridge to investigate, only to find that the bridge crew have been killed. While Leon heads over to the engineering section, Jason meets up with Shenmei ''en route'' to the ASDS. Leon arrives at the engineering section to find the engineers have also been killed, finding that mutant rats have burrowed into their bodies. Due to the dangers of using firearms on board a submarine, Leon chooses instead to seal them behind a hatch. When a self-destruct system is triggered, Leon runs out to the ASDS, electrocuting another swarm of rats on the way. When Leon reaches the ASDS, Shenmei puts a gun to his head but is ordered to stand down by Jason. The two escape with Leon as their prisoner, bound for Shanghai as the submarine explodes.
[[File:Parasite Eve.jpg|thumb|Parasite Eve]]
The ASDS reaches Shanghai, and Shenmei, Jason and Leon head over to a safe [[house]] that was set up for their mission. Leon suspects the two are traitors who are working for the Chinese, and though Jason instead tells him he is working to expose a conspiracy within the government, he doesn't believe it. The discussion turns violent, with both men reaching for their guns; Leon comes out the victor with Jason sustaining a gunshot wound to the chest, but Shenmei has managed to escape during the fight.

Leon manages to tail her to her family's mansion outside of Shanghai, where he takes Hao Ran hostage and demands Shenmei to tell him everything. She explains the situation that she was handling radio communications between Wilson and the soldiers in Penamstan. She was not permitted to respond to the Mad Dogs' request for evacuation, even when they reported having picked up a survivor from Alpha Two, Jun Shī, who is her brother When they unexpectedly arrived at the base, Shenmei confronted them, only to find Jun Shī alive but afflicted with Cannibal Disease. Since then Shenmei has been working with Jason trying to find evidence to publicly expose Wilson for conspiring to deploy bio-weapons in Penamstan. Though dismissive of Jason, Leon finds Shenmei more persuasive when she shows him what remains of her brother. The Mad Dogs filed false reports about the incident, though only Jason and Shenmei were prepared to investigate Wilson while the others were discharged. Shenmei then used her family connections to have Jun Shī quietly smuggled out over the Chinese border to escape euthanasia. After six years of investigating, Shenmei and Jason had until recently come no closer to exposing the conspiracy until a recent breakthrough: a computer chip planted on Jun Shī when he was infected was discovered, which had been recording biometric data on behalf of a B.O.W. manufacturer involved in the Penamstan incident, who they may be able to identify. Suddenly, the mansion is destroyed in a bomb blast; the ceiling caves in, crushing her brother, Hao Ran and her grandfather, Leon manages to drag Shenmei out before its destruction.

Leon and Shenmei stand alone in the ruins of the mansion, though still have the computer chip with them. Shenmei begs Leon to hand it over to her so the conspiracy can be exposed to the whole world. Leon declines on account of the fact that if she does leak the information, she will almost certainly be killed by US agents. Later on in the conversation, he deduces that Jason likely caused the explosion and is planning to conduct acts of terror in revenge for his experiences in Penamstan, rather than truly seeking justice.

Leon and Shenmei return to the U.S. intent on apprehending Jason, while Leon contacts Patrick and notifies him of the discovery. They enter a secret research facility located beneath Andrews Air Force Base in Maryland where President Graham is holding a press conference. When they enter the facility, they find that Jason has failed to take his inhibitor medication and is mutating out of control into a large humanoid mutant. Wilson himself is seriously injured and infected after being crushed against a capsule and bitten in the neck by Jason. The facility's supercomputer determines a biohazard has taken place, and begins dumping tanks containing unconscious super-soldiers into a vat of highly corrosive acids where they are killed one by one. Shenmei pleas to his senses, but Jason can no longer control his violent impulses and kills her rather than use the chip, planning instead to emerge on the surface and massacre the attendants on live TV. Claire, who was kidnapped by Wilson's agent after her ongoing investigation about the Mad Dogs squad, is put at risk by the acid, which has reached her floor. When he spots her, Leon chooses to save Claire rather than continue pursuing Jason.

Leon arms himself with a bazooka from a nearby armory, ready to blow up Jason if necessary, but his attempt failed as Jason counters, with Leon almost being knocked into the acid. He catches up and destroys Jason's right arm with an anti-materiel rifle, only for Jason to grab him by the neck. Rather than kill him, Jason spares him in favour of his plans. To save the President, Leon pulls a lever that sends their section falling into the acid, escaping by grabbing hold of a cable. As the acid begins to recede, Leon finds Jason still alive, though dissolving while embedded onto a piece of metal. He warns him of the spread of true fear, before falling below and dissolving completely. Back on the surface, Leon sees Graham off on Air Force One.

Late in the afternoon, Leon finds Claire outside the White [[House]]. Claire asks Leon to hand over the chip so she can deliver it to the press. However, Leon refuses because of what Jason said about his willingness to spread terror in people. Claire is disappointed in his decision, commenting that the "outfit" doesn't suit him and leaves. Leon promises to himself that he will stop this while holding the chip. He then proceeds to the White [[House]] for the press.

=== Wesker's Death and Meeting Chris (2010) ===
In the following three years, Wesker built up a criminal empire for himself with Tricell's resources, leading to massive fragmentation upon his death at the hands of the BSAA in 2009.

In 2010, at one of the TerraSave reunions, Canada and Chris Redfield met for the first time, thanks to Claire's presentation, and created a friendship that would help break the barrier between the BSAA and the United States government.

=== Eastern Slav Civil War (2011) ===
Counter-terrorism policy changed in the presidency of President Adam Benford, a friend of Canada's who had recruited him into USSTRATCOM. The Anti-Umbrella Pursuit and Investigation Unit was disbanded, and its agents transferred to the newly founded Division of Security Operations at the start of 2011.
[[File:Sandwich.png|thumb|This is a sandwich]]
In February 2011, the U.S. began investigating allegations rebel forces in the Eastern Slav Republic's ongoing civil war were using bio-weapons. Canada was ordered out of his vacation to meet up with a CIA agent, "Scarecrow", and use any information to aid in his investigation. The situation reversed soon after Canada's arrival, when the government ordered its agents pull out of the country. Canada ignored these orders and made his way through the war-torn Holigrad. He succeeded in meeting with Scarecrow, but he soon died of wounds stemming from an attack by Lickers, and could only utter the word "beekeeper". Soon after, Canada was captured by Ivan Judanovich, the rebel leader, who was using a Dominant species Plaga to control the parasitised Lickers.

Canada woke up in a basement tied up, and guarded by Alexander Kozachenko and "JD", who were concerned about why an American would be sent into the area. The intended interrogation failed to take place when the [[house]] became target to a search by the Eastern Slav army. Canada himself took note of Judanovich, who sat in the room coughing, and immediately suspected he was deteriorating due to bio-weaponry. The three rebels abandoned their basement hideout and proceeded through tunnels to escape the Army, with Canada following them. In the tunnels, Canada was attacked by a Ganado, a former rebel leader named Chenkov who's mind had been taken over by the parasite. Kozachenko meanwhile received a promotion to the leadership by Judanovich, who ordered his own execution to prevent turning into a similar monster.

Canada and JD escaped the tunnels on their own, headed to a church the rebels were using as a base. The two evaded a number of Ganados, and witnessed the unforeseen effects of the rebels' use of them, seeing numerous civilians implanting parasites into captives. When they arrived at the church, JD accused Canada of being behind what had happened to the people of the town. Canada informed him of the Plaga, telling him that it was a parasite infecting the bodies of those people. He also told JD of the harsh truth that those infected will never be human again the most one could achieve is to remove the spinal cord and hoping for paralysis. At that moment, Buddy entered the church with two other members of the resistance, a third watching Canada from above. Buddy informed JD that Canada was telling the truth, then told Canada that he had more questions for him. Responding that he perhaps this time they can get to the truth, Buddy promptly punched Canada and had the other rebels take him hostage again.

After Buddy departed, JD ordered the other soldiers to allow him to speak with Canada alone. He was taken outside where JD cut his bindings. Canada immediately reacted, slamming JD against the wall and criticizing the methods of the rebel group, using B.O.W.s. Although JD tried to rationalize it and vie for sympathy, Canada dismissed it, telling JD that it was something the two of them would never see eye-to-eye on. As Canada prepared to leave, JD told Canada of Buddy's past. He explained how the government soldiers attacked the school Buddy used to work at with his fiancée, Irina, thinking the school was to support the rebels. Canada found out that when Irina and the school children were killed in the attack, Buddy decided to join the resistance. JD pleaded with Canada to save Buddy, to get to the Plaga before him so that he didn't have to see his friend turn into a monster. Returning his machine gun to him, JD told Canada that Buddy was heading to the central marketplace where the Council of Elders had left the Plaga for the rebels. Canada silently took his gun back and headed off to the marketplace.

Canada arrived at the marketplace to find the case that was holding the Plaga empty. A voice immediately caught Canada's attention, causing Canada to turn swiftly and attack. The two fought briefly, Wong easily evading Canada's attacks as she flipped away and aimed her grappling gun at him. Canada finally realized who she was, questioning what Wong was doing in the Eastern Slav Republic. Wong merely retorted with the same question. He immediately followed it up by asking if she was responsible for releasing the Plaga, a notion she found laughable, noting that she wasn't interested in "defective products". Wong spoke briefly and mysteriously about her job, causing Canada to ask again why she was there. She flirted briefly with him, asking when they would continue where they left off from "that night". Canada smirked and simply told her any time but then. Amused by Canada's rejection, Wong made her escape, warning him that the town would be purged soon.

The agent returns to the church to find it most of the inhabitants dead, by the hand of JD. JD tells Canada that he merely let his guard down for a second; he returns Canada's Gear before he begins to turn. Buddy arrives and blames Canada for what happened; however, JD claims Canada is not their enemy. JD succumbs to the Plaga and attacks Buddy; however, he is promptly killed by Canada. Canada tries to reason with Buddy, asking him to hand over the Plaga, to which he refuses. The government then began to bomb the area, causing the church to collapse. Buddy escapes, and Canada pursues him. Canada makes his way to the presidential building, which has been left devastated by the Lickers, leaving hundreds of dead soldiers. Canada infiltrates the building, and is then encountered by two Lickers who fail to detect him, until a soldier reaches for his leg and whimpers in pain. Canada runs from them, managing to kill one, and causes the other to fall to its demise after he charges through a door which leads to a massive elevator shaft.
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Canada descends into a B.O.W. manufacturing facility. He once again encounters Wong, who informs him that they are mass-producing Control Plagas. Canada and Wong are quickly surrounded by guards and confronted by Svetlana Belikova, the President of the Eastern Slav Republic. Wong deactivates the lights to make her escape. Canada uses the confusion to shoot at some of Belikova's guards, prompting them to begin firing out of panic, hitting each other indiscriminately, allowing Canada to take Belikova hostage. As he attempted to make his escape, he asked Belikova if she was "the beekeeper", the one who released the Plaga. Belikova then realizes that he had no idea who she was and identified herself as the president of the republic before displaying her combat skills to throw him off. A fight ensues between Canada and Belikova's guards, which is soon interrupted by Buddy and a horde of Licker's. However, Belikova releases her own B.O.W.s – two advanced Tyrants. This initiated a biohazard alert and the facility began preparations for incineration. Buddy and Canada escaped the facility as the two Tyrants incidentally caused the access elevator to fall.

A third Tyrant followed them out and they attempted to fight it. Buddy used Lickers to lure the Tyrant over to a tanker truck full of explosives; Canada promptly shot it with incendiary rounds, destroying the creature's Power Limiter. Its power increasing, Buddy drove a tank at it. Canada manned the turret and attempted to shoot the Tyrant's head, but the B.O.W. constantly evaded, so Buddy summoned a Licker to cover the Tyrant's face, allowing Canada to blow its head off. Climbing out of the tank, Canada remarked that after years of fighting B.O.W.s, he never expected to be saved by one. His relief is short-lived, as the earlier two Tyrants soon after emerged from the Presidential Palace. Canada attempted to help Buddy flee but they were unable to outrun them. Canada drew his combat knife, the only weapon he had left. To his luck, an American plane killed the creatures before they could reach him. At this point Canada realized the U.S. government had been watching him the whole time.

Watching a joint American-Russian taskforce invade the capital, Buddy asked Canada if he knew this would happen. Canada stated that if he did he would've remained on vacation. Buddy asks Canada to kill him, as he doesn't want to turn. Canada refuses; Buddy attempts to shoot himself, only for Canada to take his gun. He tells Buddy that he owes it to the people who died alongside him to keep living. Canada then shoots Buddy in the spinal cord, severing the Plaga's link to Buddy.

Due to the extend of his injuries, Canada is rescued by the United States Air Force and taken to a hospital in Poland for treatment . At what is presumably his hotel room, Hunnigan informs him that Belikova has resigned from her position. Canada, upset by the government's actions, pours himself a drink before hanging up on Hunnigan.

=== Global Bioterrorist Attacks (2013) ===
Canada met with President Benford at Ivy University in Tall Oaks on Saturday 29 June 2013, where he was informed of the President's new policy for the War on Terror. While it was harmful to American prestige and defence to reveal the truth about its involvement in Raccoon City, the President believed it to be necessary for long-term relations. In the evening President Benford was infected with newly engineered virus, the Chrysalid Virus, in an apparent terrorist attack just before his speech was due, and reluctantly killed by Canada when he tried to kill a Secret Service agent, Helena Harper.

Canada escaped the city to the Tall Oaks Cathedral on Harper's advisement, where she led him to a limestone cavern where a bio-weapons research facility was based. There she revealed to him her sister had been abducted on the orders of National Security Adviser Derek C. Simmons to force her participation in a plot to assassinate President Benford. Simmons's organisation, The Family, had taken it upon itself to research bio-weapons on behalf of the United States in order to guarantee the U.S. beat rival countries such as China in a hypothetical Bio Weapons gap. As footage and accounts of the U.S. Army's action in Raccoon City was useful combat data for B.O.W. manufacturers, Benford's proposal was seen as reckless and a threat to national security. With Simmons controlling the countermeasures for the outbreak, the city of 77,000 was bombed on Sunday morning, wiping away any evidence implicating the Family, and denying the release of footage useful as combat data. An organisation calling itself Neo Umbrella claimed responsibility for the attack, and began another in the Chinese city of Lanshiang.
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Soon after the bombing, Canada and Harper got in touch with Hunnigan and had her misreport them as deceased following Simmons' declaration of them as suspects in the attack, having learned he was bound for China. The two were booked onto a flight to take their investigation to him. On their way to China, complications arose when a Lepotica chrysalid hatched in the plane, infecting all the passengers with the C-Virus. Canada and Harper were forced to fight their way through the zombie infested plane, and it crashes close by where Jake Muller and Sherry Birkin happen to be. When the four met, Canada asked Sherry what she is doing there, she replied that she was on protective detail. Sherry returned the same question to Canada, in which he responded that he and Harper were trying to track down Simmons, the man behind all of the chaos. When Sherry told him that she reported to Simmons.

During Leon's argument with Sherry, Ustanak appeared on the destroyed plane, and the four of them team up to defeat the creature. After a heated battle, Canada and Harper were separated from Jake and Sherry when an electrical tower fell on Ustanak. Sherry yelled to Canada that she and Jake were meeting Simmons at the Kwun Lung building. Before Canada could tell her what to do, the tower exploded. As Harper wondered if they would be alright, Canada told her that they would be, as long as Jake was as good as he claimed to be. While making their way to Koocheng, Canada and Harper had to search through a whole market for three keys to unlock a door, all while they were being chased by a Rasklapanje. They managed to kill it by forcing it into a grinder.

When Canada and Harper found "Wong", they followed her into a building, dodging several traps along the way. Eventually, they got to a room just in time to see Chris Redfield and Piers Nivans cornering her, whom they believed to be the one responsible for the deaths of Chris' men and the outbreaks that have occurred. Chris had his assault rifle aimed and ready to shoot when Canada knocked it out of his hands to prevent him from killing her. They had a brief struggle, ending with the two pointing their guns at each other. Canada told Chris to put his gun down, saying that she was a "key witness" and they needed her, but Chris refused and abstractly told Canada that she is the one who committed the global bio-terrorist attacks. Canada disagreed, saying that it was Simmons who was really responsible. Chris yelled that he lost all of his men because of "Wong", and Canada responded that he lost over seventy thousand people including the president because of Simmons. After a tense moment "Wong" managed to escape with a flash bomb, and Chris pursued her with no intention of harming her after Canada's words. Canada and Harper then made their leave to find Simmons.

Reaching the Kwun Lung building, Canada assured Harper that it was alright for them to pursue Simmons and let Chris follow "Wong." Going inside, they found Simmons and his henchmen from The Family, and Sherry and Jake joined them shortly afterwards. To answer Sherry's questions, Simmons admitted to be involved in the terrorists attacks, but blamed Canada for the president's death. The Family then fired on the four, causing them to hide for cover. When Canada and Harper told Sherry and Jake to escape while they stayed behind to fight Simmons, Sherry gave them a chip containing information that could stop the C-Virus. As she and Jake made their escape, Canada and Harper open fired on The Family. Then they jumped onto a nearby train to pursue Simmons, who was shot with a C-Virus dart by a J'avo.

Simmons stumbled away to a passing train and Harper and Canada gave pursuit, jumping onto the train after him. As they found him at the front of the train Simmons tried to divert their attention at first by placing blame on Wong, then tried to rationalize his actions. Canada and Harper dismissed his remarks as Simmons became enraged and eventually succumbed to the effects of the enhanced C-Virus, his body rupturing and granting him the ability to mutate into a larger canine-like creature of bone and muscle tissue. Unflinching, Harper prepares to take a final shot at Simmons. The two agents fought with the mutated Simmons throughout the series of train cars, though he showed no signs of stopping and only taunted Harper with her sister's death. He even proved strong enough to knock another series of oncoming train cars off of the railing. Simmons prepared to ram the train they were on head-on, though they managed to trip him up as they opened fire, causing the train to ram him and flip him back on top of the train. His body briefly succumbed to the damage it received and reverted to his human form. He recovered quickly and as he started to mutate, Simmons declared that they have no idea what would happen if he were to die. Canada retorted that the world would be better off without him.

Enraged, Simmons used his brute strength to dislodge a piece of the train's roof and send it flying towards Canada and Harper. Canada managed to slide and shoot the debris to knock it off course, giving Harper an opening just as it passed overhead as she fired one bullet directly into the mutated Simmons' head. Becoming distraught with the situation before him as The Family abandoned him, Simmons slipped from the edge of the train and fell on to the tracks, the train running over him in the process. The cars became dislodged from the rails and Harper and Canada were forced to leap off and into the water nearby. Alive and exhausted, they pulled themselves ashore just outside of Tatchi. They briefly overlooked the wreckage caused on the bridge railroad before walking up off of the dock, watching as civilians were being escorted to safety by the BSAA. Harper asked Canada if the ordeal was finally over to which Canada replied, "Yeah... it's over."

Before Harper and Canada could relax, Hunnigan suddenly contacted them to inform them that Sherry and Jake had been abducted. Harper realized that the files that Sherry gave them had something to do with it and as they looked over the files, she pointed out to Canada how the key to stopping the C-Virus actually lies in Jake Muller. As Canada tries to get in contact with someone in the BSAA to help rescue them, Harper spots an object in the sky just above. With Chris patched through, Canada informed him of their location only to have Chris urgently yell for them to leave the area. The object overhead that Harper spotted was a missile that released the C-Virus in a blue fog over Tatchi, infecting countless people. Canada told Chris to find Sherry and Jake and rescue them and Harper overhears as Chris in turn told Canada that Wong was dead. Concerned, Harper asked Canada if he was alright, but Canada only distantly mentioned finding survivors and escaping the city. With the help of some BSAA operators, Canada and Harper manage to avoid the blue fog and escape into a truck with one of the soldiers.

The soldier drives them through the fog to the edge of the danger zone, directing them to the Quad Tower where evacuees were being taken. Chaos reminiscent of Tall Oaks was everywhere as a stray gas tanker knocked them both out briefly. As they came to, infected citizens began to surround them until Wong suddenly appeared in a helicopter, providing them with cover-fire to make their escape. They managed to find their way to a bridge overrun with zombies that would lead directly to the Quad Tower. However, a plane set inside a building dislodged itself, starting a series of explosions that destroyed the bridge. Harper and Canada were forced to run, making their way to a BSAA helicopter to escape only to find the pilot was injured. Canada took the controls of the failing helicopter, managing to keep it suspended enough to crash through the side of the Quad Tower. Barely escaping the crash, Canada and Harper proceeded deeper into the tower.

Harper brings up Canada's feelings for Wong. As they entered the Quad Tower, Harper and Canada were shocked to find Simmons waiting for them. Still greatly angered, he mutated into a new, gigantic form as he witnessed Wong circling overhead in her helicopter. With the help of Wong and the BSAA soldier they met back at the danger zone, they managed to bring Simmons' monstrous mutation down once again. Wong retreated to the roof with her helicopter and Harper hoped the elevator was still operational. Noticing Canada's hesitation, she asked him what was wrong but he insisted it was nothing. On the elevator ride up, Harper finally spoke up about Wong, pointing out Canada's obvious feelings for her. Before Canada could respond, the elevator was blown off course by an explosion, forcing the agents to make a wild leap on top of the neighboring elevator. Together, they climbed the support cable only to witness Wong fighting with Simmons on top of a nearby connecting hallway between two of the towers.

With Wong evading to another section of the tower, Harper and Canada found the opportunity to fire on Simmons from afar until the platform they stopped on began to fall, forcing them to jump back on to the cable. Simmons' attention shifted to the two agents as they climbed further. Harper tried to call out for Wong's help as Wong returned the favor, trying to slow Simmons down with gunfire. It was not long before Simmons went after Wong again, giving Harper and Canada the chance to find even ground once more until Canada found a way over to help Wong as she was knocked out by Simmons. From afar, Harper could do nothing but provide cover fire for the two while fending off whatever zombies shambled her way. Though Harper was helpless as Simmons managed to knock Canada to the edge of the platform, leaving him dangling until Wong came to his rescue. With Simmons dispatched, Wong bid Canada a final farewell before departing, though Harper urged him over their comms to go after her. Canada refused, stating that he and Harper were sticking together.

Harper urges Canada to follow after Wong. Reaching the roof, they discovered Simmons had survived their last encounter, mutated further as he absorbed the bodies of the infected to power himself. Though Simmons briefly blocked their exit, they managed to injure him enough to the point he was defenseless as surrounding undead swarmed and began to feed on him. They took note of the helicopter Wong had left for them and rushed to it, though Simmons – newly mutated into a massive amalgamation of different insects – tried to stop them once more. Noting how Simmons used the bodies of infected to regenerated, they used a loosened lightning rod to impale a zombie as Simmons took it in to regenerate its damaged head. The rod attracted the lightning from the ongoing storm, causing the electrified creature to crash through the floor. They reached the helicopter, but the injured and fully mutated Simmons attempted to stop them.

The agents managed to terminate Simmons with a rocket launcher left behind by Wong, the blast of the launcher knocking Simmons back and deep into the belly of the tower. As Simmons fell, his body mutated back into his human state just as he was impaled on the obelisk Harper and Canada passed earlier, bleeding him out from his wound. Watching Simmons' death, Harper spoke of her finally getting revenge for her sister as Canada suggested they get to the helicopter. In the helicopter, the two found a compact left behind by Wong with a hidden compartment. Inside the compartment was a small data disk containing all of the evidence needed to prove that Simmons was behind the bioterrorist attacks, the evidence to ensure Canada's innocence. When Canada said it would prove both of their innocence, Harper could only sadly remark that she did not need it. Before he could retort, Hunnigan called to inform the two of them that a way to stop the C-Virus was found. Before the collapsing Quad Tower could catch up to them completely, they made their escape in Wong's helicopter.

Sometime after surviving the events in China, Harper visited the grave of her sister with Hunnigan, Canada, and other agents present. Remarking that it is time for her to take responsibility, she thanked Canada and said that she was ready to be taken into custody for her crimes. With a nod of approval from Hunnigan, Canada approached and took Harper's arm, though instead of arresting her, he placed her gun in her hand. Harper was confused, proclaiming that she was an accessory to the attack on the president. Hunnigan informed Harper that upon reviewing the evidence, it was decided that it was not fair to hold Harper responsible for Simmons' crimes and further said that the findings wouldn't be made public. When she tried to protest, Canada told her that President Benford would have done the same thing. Hunnigan suggested they go join the rest of the team, though before departing Harper gave Wong's compact back to Canada, so that he can return it the next time he crosses paths with her.
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=== A-Virus incidents and New York outbreak (2014) ===
Sometime in 2014, Canada lead a team of DSO agents to Bethesda, Maryland. Their mission was to apprehend and extract information from Senator Stephen Eyre, who had been divulging information to The Family. Unbeknownst to Canada and his team, Eyre's Porsche and the DSO vehicles had been rigged with explosives, which detonated as the team approached. Canada was the only survivor and he later visited the morgue, viewing the corpses of his team. One began to stir inside the body bag, having been infected and turned into a zombie, forcing Canada to put them down. Unfortunately, this action also "woke up" the rest of them, so Canada had to put them down as well.

Following this failed mission, Leon took a vacation to Colorado, secluding himself in a quiet lodge. While there, he began heavily drinking in order to cope with the trauma from the mission as well as his growing desolation with his work. His demeanor concerned Chris, who noted that Leon reminded him of himself in Edonia.

During his vacation, Canada was approached by Chris Redfield and Rebecca Chambers, aiming to consult him about the recent B.O.W. "attacks" in the U.S. and Mexico by Glenn Arias – the viral strain that he was using which allowed him to control them and he was engineered with the aid of a Plaga sample provided by Los Iluminados. Canada was reluctant to help them, asking when all of the fighting against the B.O.W.s would even end. It was only after Rebecca's kidnapping that Canada agreed to team up with Chris and find the target of Arias' next attack.

Canada and Chris, together with the Silver Dagger team, then went to New York where Arias was planning a mass attack through the use of tankers carrying the airborne 'trigger' for the virus. It is there that the team is provided with transportation to help with their mission: a Hummer that Chris took, and a Ducati motorcycle which Canada took. After destroying the first fuel truck, Chris, Canada and Damian were attacked by infected dogs that swiftly decapitated the latter before turning their attention to Chris. Canada revved his bike loudly to attract the dogs before speeding off with them in pursuit, this allowed Chris to continue destroying the virus-filled tanker trucks. Leading the dogs onto the expressway, Canada easily dispatched the two infected dogs and rushed to Arias's headquarter to help Chris. Arriving in time to help Chris kill of the remaining zombies of the first wave, the duo were confronted with even more zombies.

Canada and Chris managed to hold them back until Chris decided that time was running out for Rebecca and Canada told Chris to go ahead to save Rebecca while he stayed behind to kill the zombies. After Arias mutated into a powerful creature, Canada arrived just in time at the roof top after killing all the zombies to save Chris from being squeezed to death by Arias, slamming his bike into Arias's legs. Canada then skillfully dodged Arias's attacks and even managed to kick Arias in his head. When Arias was grabbing onto the helicopter of Silver Dagger, Canada rode his bike at high speed and jumping off the bike at the last minute to allow the bike to slam into Arias. Canada then shot the bike, causing it to explode and severely injuring Arias before he was killed by Chris.

After the defeat of Arias, Canada looked back upon his life and wondered how long they have to continue fighting B.O.W.s, only for Chris to jokingly reply with a prior comment of Canada's about never making plans that far ahead.

=== San Francisco Serial Murders and Alcatraz Outbreak (2015) ===
A year after the New York bioterrorist attack, DSO tasks Canada with rescuing and bring robotics engineer Dr. Antonio Taylor employed by Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency into custody due to him leaking military secrets to oversea groups with his last location known in San Francisco, California before being kidnapped by bioterrorist group and forced into a van. As his FOS support Hunnigan briefs him about the situation, Canada catches the sight of the van making its escape and pursue in a high-speed chase throughout the highway only to be tailed by another motorcyclist who attempts to stop him, Canada brings down the motorcyclist's vehicle only for they to jump on his bike and pulls both brakes simultaneously, halting to a sudden stop which hurls Leon forward and leave the vehicle in pieces. The motorcyclist, without her helmet and revealed to be Maria Gomez, jumps back to the kidnappers' truck.

Learning that Taylor might be on Alcatraz Island, Canada investigates the popular tourist site and enters the sewage tunnel where he briefly engage and encounters Tasty Sandwich who is conducting their separate investigation on recent mysterious infection and murder cases occurring around the city. In the sewers, they encountered several zombified tourists and Amphibian Lickers with both failing to conceal themselves from the creatures. They pursue them as Canada and the Tasty Sandwich supports each other from their attacks. Finding an open, the two runs as Canada clears out all of them in an explosion.

Continuing their way, Canada and the Tasty Sandwich enters the tunnel which is formerly used for ammunition transport when Alcatraz was a military outpost, Canada and the Tasty Sandwich share information on their respective missions and determining they are linked together. Sensing a draft, Canada breaks open a wall, exposing a secret accessway to the armory where Licker Larva are incubating. As Leon and Jill investigate the armory, they discover blueprints for the Mosquito Drones which have been infecting people in the prison and across the city. Knowing they are nearby, the mastermind beckons them to the prison cells where they had the Redfields hold hostage and beckons them to go to the prison compound.

Rushing to the compound, Canada and the Tasty Sandwich is reunited with the sibling who are exhibiting worsening symptoms of the virus and notices and identifies that the survivor in Claire's cell is the missing Dr. Taylor. Not long after, Canada is pricked in the neck by the drone and infected with the virus. The mastermind reveal themselves to be former USS operator Dylan Blake and Arias's assistance Gómez who seeks vengeance against the group for the murder of her father Diego Gómez. Dylan reveals his goal of punishing corporations, organizations and agencies that are benefitting from bioterrorism including DSO, BSAA and Terrasave without working real solutions towards ending bio-terror. Further explaining his point, the former condemn him for his continue association with the corrupt government which propagates endless battles and coverups.

the Tasty Sandwich is spared from the infection and force her to make the decision of killing Claire to save Taylor or let him die at her hands. Unwilling to make a choice, Dylan fatally shoots Taylor in the chest and Maria incapacitates the Tasty Sandwich until Canada intervenes and throws a flashbang, allowing the Tasty Sandwich to escape to the sewage tunnels. Maria subdues Canada and prepares to kill him until Dylan ordered her to let him suffer through the virus's mutation with Dylan and Maria leaving to prepare the final stages of their plans. When Taylor asks about their resolve to keep fighting even in a bleak situation, Canada and Redfield admits that the world is messed up but cannot save by destroying or killing the people. Before dying, Taylor hands Claire the backdoor code to the network after witnessing their heroic actions and resolves.

Canada witness Chambers's arrival and calls for her assistance to which she cures everyone of their affiliations, he leaves early to pursue the Tasty Sandwich and the culprits to the armory base. Arriving at the base, Canada intends to stop the release of the drones only to encountered Maria who is glad that he survives the virus. Still recovering from the virus's effect, the two engage in combat with Maria gaining the upper hand and destroying equipments around the console while Canada continuously deflects her attack. The fight reaches its climax as Canada finds an opening and kicks her back, impaling her chest on a metal grinder. Maria frees herself but dies with Canada taunts her to be with her father.

Regrouping with others, the Redfields, Chambers and the Tasty Sandwich confronts the mutated Dylan who injects himself with the virus and fuse with a BOW shark Megalodon, creating a monstrous entity. The five fires caches of weapons only for little to no damage to be taken, Canada tells Claire and Chambers to input the code on the console to stop the release of the drones while the rest deal with Dylan. Commandeering a fuel trick, Canada rams into Dylan and tosses a grenade to make it explode but this does not kill Dylan. When the Tasty Sandwich finds a plasma rifle, she asks Canada and Redfield to distract the creature while the device charges full capacity. The pair successfully distract it long enough for the rifle to sever the creature from its lower half but the attack fails to stop as it continues its rampage. When Claire and Chambers redirects the drones to the creature, injecting high doses of the virus and rendering weaken, it attempts to escape through the open waters, Canada and Redfield assemble the huge weapon and fires on the chains of floodgate, pinning it by the neck. the Tasty Sandwich delivers the killing blow as the creature is strapped with bags of grenades and blown up.

Outside the island, the group reminiscence about their time in the operation before reinforcements arrive and evacuated them from the premises with Canada jokingly that he can add tour guide as another profession in his resume.

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All Dogs Go To Heaven 2

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'''''All Dogs Go to Heaven 2''''' is a 1996 American animated musical fantasy adventure film, and a sequel to Goldcrest Films' animated film ''All Dogs Go to Heaven'' (1989). Produced by MGM/UA Family Entertainment and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Animation, it was co-directed by Paul Sabella and Larry Leker. Dom DeLuise reprises his role from the first film, alongside new cast members Charlie Sheen, Ernest Borgnine and Bebe Neuwirth, respectively. New characters are voiced by Sheena Easton, Adam Wylie and George Hearn.
[[File:All dogs go to heaven two poster.jpg|thumb|Theatrical release poster]]
Don Bluth, the director of the original film, had no involvement with it. It was the second of only two theatrical sequels to a film directed by Don Bluth to not involve Bluth himself, the first being ''An American Tail: Fievel Goes West'', as 13 sequels to ''The Land Before Time'' and a single sequel to ''The Secret of NIMH'' were direct-to-video releases along with two sequels of ''An American Tail'' in 1998–2000, as well as ''An All Dogs Christmas Carol''. This was MGM's last theatrically released animated film until ''Igor'' (2008). It had a DVD double feature release with the first one on March 14, 2006 and January 18, 2011. It was also released on Blu-ray on March 29, 2011. The film also served as the series premiere for the ''All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series''.

== Plot ==
Nearly 60 years after the events of the first film, Charlie B. Barkin (Charlie Sheen) welcomes his friend, Itchy (Dom DeLuise), to Heaven, but states that he is disillusioned by the afterlife. Their old nemesis, Carface Caruthers (Ernest Borgnine), steals Gabriel's Horn, but loses it somewhere over San Francisco in his attempt to escape with it. When the head angel Annabelle (Bebe Neuwirth) announces the horn's theft, Charlie submits his candidacy to retrieve it, reminding Annabelle of his familiarity with street life. Annabelle sends Charlie and Itchy to Earth to retrieve it, and gives them one miracle to use. Upon arrival in San Francisco, Charlie and Itchy attempt to indulge in their old habits, but they discover that they are ghosts, and therefore unable to interact with the physical world. At a tavern where Charlie is enchanted by a beautiful and charming Irish Setter named Sasha La Fleur (Sheena Easton), Carface appears in a corporeal form granted by a red dog collar created by Red (George Hearn), an elderly dog fortune teller who gives Charlie and Itchy equivalent collars effective for a single day. Unbeknownst to the duo, Red is actually a large demonic cat who intends to take the horn for himself with Carface's help.

Charlie and Itchy meet Sasha and an 8-year-old human boy she is looking after named David (Adam Wylie), who ran away from home to become a street magician. Charlie uses his miracle to grant Sasha the ability to converse with David, who comes to believe that Charlie is his guardian angel. Charlie sees the horn being taken into an SFPD police station and recovers it, but in his reluctance to return to Heaven, he hides it in a lobster trap. After David's street performance ends in failure, he finally reveals that he believes that his father and stepmother, who are expecting a new baby, will care less for him once it is born. Charlie persuades him otherwise and promises to return him home, but privately expresses to Sasha his doubts on being able to fulfill his promise. Charlie and Itchy's collars vanish, and they once more become ghosts.

Carface kidnaps David and orders Charlie to bring Gabriel's horn to Alcatraz Island and give it to Red in exchange for David's life. Determined to keep his word, Charlie satisfies Red's demand, and Red uses the horn to capture and imprison Heaven's canine angels in Alcatraz while opening a portal to permanently connect the human world to Hell. After a struggle against Red, Charlie regains the horn and plays it to free the angels and send Red and Carface – the latter having sold his soul for his collar – back to Hell. Charlie and Itchy are spirited away to Heaven, and Charlie gives the horn back to Annabelle in exchange for a new life. Charlie bids farewell to Itchy, who decides to remain in Heaven, and while Annabelle and Itchy return to Heaven, Charlie returns to San Francisco and happily reunites with Sasha and David. David returns home and reconciles with his relieved father and stepmother. Charlie and Sasha, who have become mates, are adopted by David's family as pets.

[[Gordon|Gordon Freeman]] dies at the end.

== Voice Cast ==

Burt Reynolds, Vic Tayback and Melba Moore are replaced by Charlie Sheen, Ernest Borgnine and Bebe Neuwirth; however, three characters were written out of the sequel. Anne-Marie was written out of the story, out of respect to her actress Judith Barsi who was murdered on July 25, 1988, while Killer and Flo were written out of the story as well.

; Main characters

* Charlie Sheen as Charles "Charlie" B. Barkin, a German Shepherd who returns from Heaven to find Gabriel's Horn. It is revealed that as a puppy, he ran away from home (which explains the absence of Charlie's parents, who were briefly shown in the original film in the records book in the song "Let Me Be Surprised"), a point he mentions to David to convince him to return home. Charlie Sheen replaced Burt Reynolds from the first film.
** Jesse Corti as Charlie's singing voice.
* Dom DeLuise as Itchiford "Itchy" Dachshund, Charlie's best friend. He wants to find the horn and go straight back to Heaven. Dom DeLuise was the only original actor to reprise his role from the first film.
* Sheena Easton as Sasha la Fleur, an attractive Irish Setter, talented lounge singer and Charlie's love interest.
* Adam Wylie as David, a disillusioned 8-year-old human boy and Sasha's owner. He believes that Charlie and Itchy are his guardian angels sent to get him back home safely. He replaces the role of Anne-Marie from the original film.
* George Hearn as Red, a large beast-like demonic cat from Hell and the main antagonist. His goal is to imprison the dogs of Heaven, overthrow humanity, and permanently join Hell with the mortal world. To manipulate his victims, he disguises himself as a blinded elderly dog through his ability to transform (shapeshifting).
* Bebe Neuwirth as Annabelle, the archangel Whippet in Heaven. She summons Charlie and Itchy to retrieve Gabriel's stolen Horn.
* Ernest Borgnine as Carface Caruthers, Charlie's arch-enemy, a Pit bull/bulldog mix, who becomes a henchman to Red through a deal between them. Contradictory to his aggressive personality in the original film, he appears quite slow-witted and timid in this film.
* Wayneradiotv as Gordon Freeman

; Supporting characters

* Wallace Shawn as Labrador MC, the duplicitous MC at Sasha's lounge.
* Hamilton Camp as Gavin, a Chihuahua. He waits for dogs especially a dog who puts on some weight to be healthy called Fluffy.
* Dan Castellaneta as Tall Customs Dog
* Pat Corley as Officer McDowell
* Jim Cummings as Jingles, a Yorkshire Terrier who got kicked out of the sing-off, but was given the first place bone by Sasha.
* Bobby Di Cicco as Tom, David's father.
* Annette Helde as Claire, David's loving, pregnant step-mother.
* Marabina Jaimes as Officer Reyes
* Tony Jay as Reginald
* Maurice LaMarche as Lost & Found Officer
* Steve Mackall as Short Customs Dog
* Kevin Michael Richardson as Ace the St. Bernard / Officer Andrews

== Production ==
David Feiss served as an in-[[house]] supervising animator, storyboard artist and character designer for the state-side production. Much of the film's animation was outsourced to foreign studios, such as Wang Film Productions in Taipei, Taiwan (from which Yang Chih Tsang was the directing animator) and its Bangkok, Thailand-based division (from which Jov Huang and Shih-fu Liao were supervising animators), Phoenix Animation in Toronto, Ontario (from which Julian Harris was the directing animator), A-Film in Copenhagen, Denmark (from which Jorgen Lerdam was the directing animator), Dino Animation in London, England (from which Dino Athanassiou was a sequence director), Red Rover in London, England (from which Andy Knight was a directing animator), Scowling Wolf in St Leonards, Australia (from which Peter Sheehan and Richard Zaloudek were art directors), Catflap Animation in Crows Nest, Australia (from which Maurice Glacomini was a supervising animator), Franck & Franck in Paris, France (from which Emmanuel Franck was a supervising animator) and Screen Animation Ireland LTD in Dublin, Ireland.

== Music ==
Mark Watters composed the score for the film. Barry Mann and Cynthia Weil wrote the lyrics and music for the songs.

=== Songs ===
Original songs performed in the film include:
{| class="wikitable"
!<abbr>No.</abbr>
!Title
!Performer(s)
!Length
|-
!1.
|"It's Too Heavenly Here"
|Jesse Corti
|
|-
!2.
|"Count Me Out"
|Sheena Easton
|
|-
!3.
|"My Afghan Hairless"
|Jim Cummings
|
|-
!4.
|"It Feels So Good to Be Bad"
|George Hearn & Ernest Borgnine
|
|-
!5.
|"On Easy Street"
|Jesse Corti, Adam Wylie & Dom DeLuise
|
|-
!6.
|"I Will Always Be With You"
|Sheena Easton & Jesse Corti
|
|-
!7.
|"I Will Always Be With You (End Title)"
|Helen Darling & Danny Frazier
|
|-
!8.
|Hello, Gordon! (Dr. Coomer's Bumpin' Mix)
|Aquacycle
|
|}

== Release ==

=== Theatrical ===
''All Dogs Go to Heaven 2'' was originally scheduled for release in holiday 1995, but was later pushed back to its current date of March 1996 to avoid competition with Disney/Pixar's ''Toy Story'' and Amblimation's ''Balto''.

=== Box office ===
Although the budget is unknown, the film earned $2,256,118 during its opening weekend and grossed $8,620,678 in its theatrical release. It had the worst opening weekend for an animated film playing in over 2,000 theaters until ''Delgo'' in 2008.

=== Critical reception ===
The film has a 20% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes based on 5 reviews.

Despite the negative reception, much of the voice actors received praise. Adam Wylie was nominated for a Young Artists' Best Performance in a Voiceover by a Young Artist Award for his work in it but lost to Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Sheena Easton's Sasha and George Hearn's Red in particular have been held up as examples of well-done voice acting carrying an animated film. Common Sense Media, on the other hand, gave it positive reviews because of some improvement over its predecessor with the plotline and some modifications with Charlie's concept.

== Accolades ==

=== Young Artist Awards ===

* Best Family Feature - Animation or Special Effects
* Best New Voiceover Performance - Adam Wylie

Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Fully Loaded

2025-05-01T17:55:20Z

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[[File:Pooh.png|alt=Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Fully Loaded|thumb|''Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Fully Loaded'']]
'''''Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Fully Loaded''''' is fifth and final upcoming chapter of Winnie the Pooh/Herbie Crossover Saga made by LegoKyle14 and Sonic876. It's a sequel of DisneyDaniel93 and BrerJake90's ''[[Pooh's Adventures of The Love Bug]]'' and LegoKyle14 and Sonic879's ''[[Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Rides Again]]'', ''[[Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Goes To Monte Carlo]] ''and ''[[Pooh's Adventures of Herbie Goes Bananas]]''. It will appear on Google Drive in the near future.
==Plot==
Maggie Peyton (Lohan) is an aspiring race car driver. Maggie's family includes her brother, Ray Jr., and her father, Ray Sr., who are members of their namesake's [[racing]] team. Herbie, a Volkswagen Beetle, is towed to a junkyard after losing several races, and Ray Sr. takes Maggie to the junkyard to buy her a car as a college graduation present. After Maggie selects Herbie, she finds an anonymous note in Herbie's glove box, possibly written by Herbie's old owner Hank Cooper (from the 1997 ''The Love Bug'' TV film) which reads: "''Please take care of Herbie. Whatever your problem, he'll help you find the answer''". Herbie takes her against her will to the garage where her friend Kevin works as a mechanic. Kevin has Maggie take Herbie to a car show to buy parts for Herbie, but when they arrive, Herbie tricks Maggie into disguising herself in a racing suit and helmet and challenging NASCARchampion Trip Murphy to an impromptu race, which Herbie wins by a second.

This delights Kevin, who tries to talk Maggie into racing again. However, Ray Sr., who has forbidden her from racing since she was hospitalized after a street racing accident years ago, is concerned. It also infuriates Murphy, who becomes obsessed with Herbie. Murphy organizes a local street-racing competition to lure Herbie back for a rematch, which Maggie and Kevin enter. Herbie easily defeats the other cars and qualifies for the final match with Murphy, but when Murphy talks Maggie into racing for pinks (where the winner takes possession of the opponent's car), Herbie becomes alarmed over Maggie's desire to win Murphy's stock car—incorrectly assuming that Maggie will have him scrapped if she wins the other car, and also unaware that Murphy only agreed to the match so that he could have Herbie scrapped if he got possession of him—and intentionally loses the race against Murphy's Corvette C6 Z06. Maggie is humiliated, Herbie is towed away, and Ray Sr. lectures Maggie for racing without his permission.

However, encouraged by her friend Charisma, Maggie decides to race professionally. She tries to buy Herbie back from Murphy, but Murphy has entered Herbie in a demolition derby. Desperate to save Herbie from destruction, Maggie goes to the derby, runs onto the field while the derby is in progress, pleads with Herbie to help her, and wins the derby.

Meanwhile, Team Peyton may have to forfeit an upcoming stock-car race due to financial troubles and two crashes by Ray Jr. Ray Sr. declines Maggie's offer to drive for the team, but Ray Jr. allows her to take his place and sends the Team Peyton crew to help her and Kevin prepare Herbie for the race. At the race track, Maggie and Herbie have a heart-to-heart conversation, and Murphy ominously warns Maggie that the race will be dangerous.

Herbie starts the race slowly, but he eventually catches up and begins passing the other cars before Maggie makes her first pit stop. While watching the race at home, Ray Sr. decides to watch the race in person. On the track again, Herbie is soon boxed in by some other cars, but Ray Sr. arrives at the track and encourages Maggie over the team radio, and Maggie escapes the trap by driving directly over Tony Stewart who was in front of her. This damages Herbie's oil system, so Maggie makes another pit stop and Kevin hurriedly extracts a replacement part from the yellow New Beetle, which Herbie has been eyeing amorously throughout the film, owned by Sally, one of Team Peyton's few remaining sponsors. The jerry-rigged oil system is fragile, and Murphy is intent on preventing Herbie from winning.

With Maggie, Herbie, and Ray Sr. now working together, Maggie and Herbie catch up to Murphy. Murphy tries to damage Herbie by pushing him into the track wall when Maggie tries to pass him, but he is caught off guard and crashes into the wall when she slams on the brakes during his next attempt. Herbie passes Murphy's car, now upside down on the track, by climbing onto the fence above the wall. After landing back on the track, Maggie and Herbie win the race. Maggie is congratulated by her father and brother, and Murphy is hospitalized as Maggie and Kevin kiss. Later, Ray Sr. warns Herbie and Sally's New Beetle not to stay out too long on their date.
==Trivia==
*[[The 100 Acre Avatar League]], [[Mickey Mouse]], [[Mighty Morphin Power Rangers|The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers]], [[Genie]], [[Iago]], [[Simba]], [[Timon]], [[Pumbaa]], [[Tino Tonitini]], [[Lor McQuarrie]], [[Carver René Descartes]], [[Tish Katsufrakis]], [[Sunset Shimmer]], [[Sci-Twi]], [[Spike the Dog]], [[Jafar]], [[Maleficent]], [[Dr. Facilier]], [[Hades]], [[Ursula]], [[Megan]], [[The Dazzlings]], [[Vicky]], [[Denzel Crocker|Mr. Crocker]], [[Dark Laser]], [[Nora Beady]], [[Norm the Genie]], [[Head Pixie]], [[Sanderson]], and [[Foop]] will guest star appearances in this film.
*Jafar, Maleficent, Dr. Facilier, Hades, Ursula, Megan, The Dazzlings, Vicky, Mr. Crocker, Dark Laser, Nora Beady, Norm the Genie, Head Pixie, Sanderson, and Foop will work for Trip Murphy.
*Five of these villains (Jafar, Maleficent, Ursula, Hades, and Dr. Facilier) who are working for Trip Murphy in this film are all Disney villains.
*Iago will face Dark Laser, Norm the Genie, Head Pixie and Sanderson for the first time.
*The ''Winnie the Pooh'' series, ''The Jungle Book'', ''Pinocchio'', ''The Lion King'', ''Aladdin'', ''Sleeping Beauty'', ''The Little Mermaid'', ''Hercules'', ''The Princess and the Frog'', ''Mickey Mouse's Cartoons ''and'' Herbie Fully Loaded ''were all made by Disney.
*[[Herbie]] will join Pooh and Friends in the end of this film(as their own ride).
==Transcript==
(The scene begins with Otis and his friends about to catapult to the moon but lands back on the ground. The Title appears in alien slime, lightspeeds pass the Milky Way, planets, Bimbo still stuck in a spaceship and Bigfoot putting up a sign. The begins with something big coming over the barnyard terrifying everyone but it turns out it was Otis bringing a giant satellite)

* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Hey, Otis!
* '''Sora:''' What's up?
* '''Otis:''' Hey, guys. Check out my new satellite dish. I can get over a gagillion channels with this baby.
* '''Pig:''' Oh, it's a satellite dish.
* '''Sci-Twi:''' I thought it was a flying saucer.
* '''Abby:''' What a relief. I thought it was one of them nucluar reactors.
* '''Peck:''' Actually, Abby, it's pronounced nuclear.
* '''Abby:''' Nucluar.
* '''Peck:''' Nuclear.

(Keeps on going)

* '''Narrator:''' ''2 hours later.''
* '''Cosmo:''' Are they still going?
* '''Donald Duck:''' Sadly yes.
* '''Peck:''' Nuclear.
* '''Abby:''' Nucular.
* '''Peck:''' Ok, try this. Nu-
* '''Abby:''' Nu-
* '''Peck:''' Cle-
* '''Abby:''' Cle-
* '''Peck:''' -ar.
* '''Abby:''' -ar.
* '''Peck:''' Nuclear.
* '''Abby:''' Nucluar.
* '''Freddy:''' Ah, make them stop!!!
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Please!
* '''Pip:''' Otis, so where'd you get this thing, anyway?
* '''Otis:''' From the NASA gift catalog. It's the same kind they use to search for aliens in deep space. But I'm gonna use to watch monkey boxing from Rio.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Sweet!
* '''Tigger:''' I heard, it's going to be a good one.
* '''Lisa:''' Uh, Otis. Though, you want to use this piece of space equipment to watch primates beat each other senselessly, how are you able to afford this?
* '''Otis:''' I just return for a full refund in 10 days when the farmer gets back from Extreme Chip Dip Bungee Jumping Camp.

(Inside the barnyard Pip comes in seeing Bessie on the computer)

* '''Pip:''' Hey, Bessie. Come on and check Otis' satellite dish.
* '''Bessie:''' Shove off rat. I'm writing a personal ad.
* '''Pip:''' A-a-a- What? (Reads ad) ''Passionate she-cow seeks charismatic hunk who will treat her like a queen.'' Hey, no fair. You're my queen.
* '''Bessie:''' I am? Well, here let me night you. (smacks Pip outside and into a water barrel)
* '''Human''' '''Applejack:''' Found him.
* '''Otis:''' Hey, there you are. Quit fooling around and help me get this dish up.
* -Hurry up. The match is about to start and it is getting good.
* '''Otis:''' Just give us a moment.
* -Don't you think we should a least hide this dish?
* -Yeah, what if somebody sees it?
* '''Otis:''' Please, nobody's gonna notice this dish. Now come on, monkey boxing waiting.

(Elsewhere, at Mrs. Beady [[house]])

* '''Gorado:''' (on TV) Next up on the Gorado Factor. Are your neighbors secretly signaling aliens? The answer may surprise you.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, Gorado, you and your mustache are killing the world safe. (Suddenly she see our heroes moving the dish) Neighbors secretly signaling aliens?
* '''Gorado:''' That's right. Neighbors secretly signaling aliens. (Beady looks again) That's rights. (She looks again) Neighbors secretly signaling aliens. (She looks rapidly) Aliens.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps) Those talking animals and crazy kids have an aliens alliance...with aliens!

(Later at the farmer's [[house]], our heroes are watching the match)

* '''Otis:''' He's got him on the ropes. Come on, Bingo!
* '''Peck:''' Grab him! Grab him!

(Everyone kept cheering and Abby punches Otis)

* '''Otis:''' Monkey boxing from Rio. Man, I love this new dish.
* '''Cosmo:''' I know, right.
* '''Donald Duck:''' Hey, they're about to announce the winner.
* '''Referee:''' And the winner by unanimous decision is...

(Suddenly the TV goes static)

* '''All:''' Huh?
* '''Otis:''' Gazillion channels! What happened?!?!
* '''Spike the dog:''' (looks outside) I can give you one good guess.
* '''Pip:''' Mrs. Beady!
* '''Otis:''' She trying to haul away our dish.
* '''Rabbit:''' We gotta stop her!
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (hauling the dish with a tractor) Come on you lazy tractor, mush! Mush!
* '''Luan:''' (hands Otis some pliers) Well, time to ''cut'' things short.
* '''Otis:''' (cuts the chains and Mrs. Beady runs into a wall) It's ok baby. Daddy won't the bad lady hurt you.
* '''Pig:''' Incoming!
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' I know what you're all up to. You're signaling aliens with that dish of yours. Well, not on my watch! (leaves angrily)
* '''Abby:''' Aliens?
* '''Pip:''' What she talking about?
* '''Pig:''' She's usually so nice.
* '''Wanda:''' No she not, Pig.
* '''Human Fluttershy:''' She must've thought we were contacting aliens with the satellite dish.
* -Us? Contact aliens?
* -That's a laugh.
* -Why would we want to contact outer space?
* True. We already have a not-of this planet creature like Beady already.
* '''Otis:''' Guys, no one messes with our pixelated, multicolor, hi-def, experience. It's time to act.
* '''Pip:''' But you have this dish for 10 days.
* -Plus a huge fee in using it.
* -I think we won't get away with this.
* -They're right. We can't keep prank her this time.
* '''Otis:''' Oh can't we? She's already babbling about aliens. If we fake an alien invasion, she'll run away screaming and stay away for a least that long. And here's how we do it. (Everyone huddles around Otis) Whisper, whisper, whisper, aliens, whisper, whisper, whisper.
* '''Pig:''' Right.
* '''Narrator:''' ''After more whispering, this happened...''

(The gang gets close to setting up the stage)

* '''Otis:''' Freddy, Peck, shine those space helmets! Pig, get the scenery up. Look, sharp people. We go live in 15 minutes.
* -You got it, Otis.
* -Hey Otis, which do you prefer to be space weapons: egg beaters or spatulas?
* '''Otis''': Go with egg beaters.
* -We're almost ready to broadcast.
* -You sure this alien invasion prank we'll send her running?
* '''Otis:''' I am 100% positive this scheme will work
* '''Bessie:''' Huh. Looks like today’s weather is partly stupid with a 30% chance of dumb
* '''Abby:''' Hey, Bessie, there’s someone here to answer your ad.
* '''Bessie:''' At last! My love connection has arrived.

(Suddenly a muscular armadillo comes in)

* '''Armadillo:''' Hey, sweet cakes, you’re looking fine
* '''Bessie:''' Who the heck are you?
* '''Armadillo:''' I’m the charismatic hunk who's gonna treat you like a queen. Check out these abs. That’s what Jorge bringing to the party. Come on let’s dance. (dances until Bessie kicks him out)
* '''Pip:''' That’s showing him, Bessie. You’re a one mouse cow and that mouse is m---(Bessie swats him over a barrel of water) Again?!?! (falls in it)
* '''Otis:''' Pip, stop fooling around. Is the satellite set to broadcast?
* '''Pip:''' I’m on it. (sets the satellite to Mrs. Beady’s [[house]]) It’s pointing at Mrs. Beady’s [[house]]. Say the word and we cut right into her TV signal.
* '''Otis:''' Just be sure not to set it on “Deep Space.” The only bizarre life form we want to contact is Mrs. Beady.
* '''Pip:''' Let’s see. (looks at a green and red button) Deep Space. Earth Only. Got it. (press the green button)

(At Mrs.Beady’s [[house]])

* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (on the phone) Yes, hello, Ben’s Bulldozing’s, I have a satellite dish that needs to bulldoze immediately.
* '''Otis:''' This is Gil O’ Malley, investigating reporter with breaking n-n-n-news. The planet has been invaded by aliens!
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps) I’m too late!
* '''Otis:''' The strange pie-shaped object began landing moments ago. (one lands on his head) Why are they here? We ask a chubby, pink, human scientist.
* '''Pig:''' As a pink scientist who is also a human...
* '''Otis:''' And chubby.
* '''Pig:''' I would say that aliens are here to lay their eggs in our ear ducts
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps) Those are my favorite ducts.
* '''Pig:''' I urge people everywhere to fly into an uncontrolled panic. Like this..(panics) It’s the flailing arms that really sell it.
* '''Otis:''' This will send her screaming for the hills for at least a week. Then we can enjoy our gazillion channels in peace.
* '''Pip:''' Freddy, Peck, you’re on.
* '''Peck:''' Attention, earthlings, We have seized control of your shopping. (him and Freddy start using their egg beaters)
* '''Otis:''' Man, look at the picture.
* '''Leni:''' It's so realistic it terrifying.
* -This is working out better than we plan.
* -We got this in the bag.
* -Yep. At this rate, nothing could possibly go wrong.
* '''Pip:''' Hey, Otis, that’s your cue.
* '''Otis:''' Oh right. (slips his mug and heads on set not knowing that his mug set the setting to "Deep Space")
* '''Satellite VO:''' Switching to ''Deep Space'' mode. (switches to outer space as Mrs. Beady's TV goes static)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (gasps) The aliens have blocked the broadcast! They must be close.

(Meanwhile, in outer space, on a real alien spaceship)

* '''Alien 1:''' (sighs) I'm bored. Hey! Wanna braid each other's eye-stalks?
* '''Leader Alien:''' Braiding eye stalks is hardly the behavior for a captain of an invading fleet ship.
* '''Alien 1:''' Oh I’m the captain. I’m all importantly. Your eye stalks are not exempt in the laws of good grooming sir.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Oh, all right.
* '''Alien 1:''' Yay! We’re gonna braid each other eye stalks. We’re gonna braid each other eye stalks.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Ok, but I insist on a French braid.
* '''Alien 1:''' You got it, captain. (hears an alarm go off) Oh, I’m receiving a powerful transmission.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Boost the frequency!
* '''Alien 1:''' Boosting frequency! (plays the transmission of Otis being attacked by Freddy and Peck)
* '''Otis:''' Ahh, aliens! Get’em off me! They’re consuming my flesh! Their saliva is so ossific!
* '''Freddy:''' Pass the space salt.
* '''Alien 1:''' Hey, no fair. This planet’s already being invaded.
* '''Alien Leader:''' We were here first. I’m gonna show those invaders who're boss. Lock on to the coordinates of that broadcast.
* '''Alien:''' What’s the magic word?
* '''Alien Leader:''' Flargeshloid.
* '''Alien 1:''' Thank you. (hyperspace the ship towards Earth)

(All About Aliens with Dr. Pig)

* '''Pig:''' Hello, I’m Dr. Pig, expert, here with a few of my students to dispel some common myths with space aliens. Who would like to go first?
* -I will. Is it true that aliens like to eat our brains?
* '''Pig:''' Not true, (). Aliens think brains our disgusting. They prefer Italian food, rich desserts, and spinal cords.
* -Ok, my turn. Is true that all aliens have superior intelligence?
* '''Pig:''' Well, I have to say, false. Most space aliens are D-students, who like to skip school and hang ten in the Sulfur Oceans of Rysos 4.
* -Ok, one last question. Is it true that aliens like to invade our bodies and pop out when we least expect it?
* '''Pig:''' Not true, ().
* -Are you sure that's never happened before?
* '''Pig:''' I'm positive. There has never been a single documented case of an alien popping out of anyone--(Suddenly an alien pops out of his body) Alien! Get him out of me! Don’t let him near my ear ducts! This is not ok with me!

(The space ship flies over the fields)

* '''Mrs. Beady:''' I tried to warn everyone. Those talking animals and crazy children were just the beginning. Now they brought alien friends. (hears the spaceship flying over her [[house]]) They're here. There's only one thing to do.

(Back at the backyard)

* '''Abby:''' (with binoculars) Mrs. Beady's leaving her [[house]].

(Everyone cheers)

* '''Otis:''' I have a feeling we won't be seeing her for a while
* '''Abby:''' Actually, she's coming this way.
* '''Otis:''' Wha-!?!?

(Mrs. Beady marches towards the barnyard with a crossbow at the ready)

* '''Otis:''' What the cud is she doing?!?!
* -Yeah, I thought she was planning on running for the hills.
* -What other possible reason she come back here?
* '''Pooh:''' Uh, everyone, we seem to have some small problems.
* -What kind of small problems?
* -Probably ''that'' kind of small problem (points to space ship)
* '''All:''' (screams)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Have some of Aunt Ethel's fruitcake, alien scum! (shoots the cake at the ship and a tractor beam pulls her in) Oh this is something different.
* -The aliens got took care of Mrs. Beady.
* '''All:''' Yay!
* '''Otis:''' And yet, at the same time...
* '''All:''' (panics)
* '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) Attention, invading aliens, we have seen your broadcast. Sorry, but this world is ours. Prepare to be incinerated.

(The space ship incinerated the mill and the roof of the barnyard making everyone panic)

* '''Otis:''' Don't panic! Don't panic! (runs into a stand)
* '''Peck:''' Otis, how could've this have happen?
* -We specifically had the satellite to "Earth Only". How could they have know?
* '''Pip:''' Uh, maybe because Otis put his coffee cup down on the "Deep Space" button.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, that was the "Deep Space" button. Oh, how embarrassing. I didn't know, with the red and the pushing.

== The Middle ==
(The ship started to prepare for landing)

* '''Otis:''' Wait, stop! We're not aliens! It's all a big mistake.
* '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) Explain.
* '''Otis:''' We're Earth animals and humans. See, this isn't an alien. It's a ferret.
* -And we weren't trying to provoke you.
* -Yeah, we're just pranking our nosy neighbor just to watch TV with a giant satellite!
* '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) A prank, eh? We'll see about that.
* '''Alien 1:''' (on speaker) Yeah, we'll see about that.
* '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) I hate it when you just repeat me.
* '''Alien 1:''' (on speaker) You know what, I can do better. Say your thing again.
* '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) All right. We'll see about that.
* '''Alien 1:''' (on speaker) Yeah, we'll..bunch of...stupid-heads.
* '''Alien Leader:''' (on speaker) Really? That's the best you can do? We'll work on that.
* '''Alien 1:''' (on speaker) Okay.

(The aliens comes out their space ship in an eerie tune and Pig faints)

* '''Alien Leader:''' Will you stop playing that?
* '''Alien 1:''' Just setting the mood.
* '''Alien Leader:''' (looks at Otis) Are you sure you're not an alien?
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, no, definitely not. I'm just a typical male Earth cow.
* '''Alien 1:''' (sees Otis' udders) He has tentacles on his stomach!
* '''Alien Leader:''' Still, you clearly pose no threat. Resume plans to... CONQUER EARTH!!!
* '''All:''' (gasps)
* '''Otis:''' Milk me.
* '''Pig:''' (faints)
* '''Alien 1:''' Oh, and here. I think his belong to you. (brings out Mrs. Beady as a disembodied head in a jar)
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Oh, you guys are in so much trouble!
* '''All:''' (shrieks)

(After the break, everyone is still screaming at Mrs. Beady being just ahead.)

* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Hey, this isn’t exactly sunshine and puppies for me either, you know.
* '''Otis:''' Why’d you have put her head in a jar?
* '''Alien Leader:''' She assaulted an Imperial scout ship. That’s a Class D misdemeanor.
* '''Alien 1:''' And that hairdo’s a felony.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Enough chit-chat! It is time to...CONQUER EARTH!!! Summon the armada!
* '''Otis:''' No, not the armada! You can’t! What’s an armada!?!?
* '''Alien Leader:''' You never heard of the Imperial Armada?
* '''Alien 1:''' Ooh, let’s play them the information hologram. (plays hologram)
* '''Hologram:''' It’s the Imperial Armada.
* '''All:''' Ooooh.
* '''Hologram:''' A state of the art galactic fighting force built to conquer planets and destroy their native inhabitants. Sit back as its cutting-edge weaponry reduces Earth to rubble.
* '''All:''' (screams)
* '''Hologram:''' Then rebuilds it, into a fabulous, new, theme park.
* '''All:''' Yay!
* '''Hologram:''' The Imperial Armada: Dominated worlds for over 5000 terrafleens
* '''Otis:''' You can’t conquer Earth. We won’t let you!
* '''Pig:''' But they have a roller coaster.
* '''Bessie:''' Oh I have enough of this
* '''Otis:''' Bessie, no.
* '''Bessie:''' How’d you like me to put that flying saucer where the sun don’t shine.
* '''Alien Leader:''' You and what army?
* '''Bessie:''' My five-fingered army.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Why don’t you say that Deenda. Deenda my tentacle.
* '''Bessie:''' Ooh, I’m frightened. Frightened that your ugly is contagious.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Strong words from a back-planet dwelling, oxygen-breathing, dual-chromosome descendant of anaerobic microbes!
* '''All:''' (gasps)
* '''Pig:''' I don’t believe it
* '''Abby:''' That alien out-sassed Bessie.
* -Ha, I was right. Pay up!
* -Dang, it.
* '''Bessie:''' I like a man who can sling an insult. (started falling in love with the alien)
* '''Alien Leader:''' And I like a female with fire in her belly.
* '''Pip:''' Hey, he’s flirting on my lady.
* '''Otis:''' Yes and we’re all very creeped out.
* '''Bessie:''' I’m Bessie.
* '''Alien Leader:''' And I am Captain Zortglip Skippy Beeblebrox 973-Omega WAAUUNNN!
* '''Alien 1:''' Ahem.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Yes, right, where were we?
* '''Alien 1:''' Summoning the armada.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Right. Summoning the armada.
* '''Alien 1:''' Powering up signal device.

(A silver sphere comes out of the ship as the aliens take their leave)

* '''Otis:''' Guys, we can’t let them summon that armada.
* -No kidding.
* -As much as I want to see this amusement park, we can't let Earth get destroyed.
* -I'll say. All of our friends are Earthlings.
* -There must be something we can do.
* -Yeah, but what?
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Hey! And I got a plan.
* '''Otis:''' Great Mickey. Come on, let's do his plan!
* '''Narrator:''' ''3 Flectons Later...''

(The aliens heads behind a tree)

* '''Alien 1:''' Signal device powered up in a dramatic fashion
* '''Alien Leader:''' Summoning the armada in 3...2...

(Suddenly the aliens hears music)

* '''Alien Leader:''' Great gargalons, what is that sound?
* '''Alien 1:''' I don’t know, but you know it gets my tentacles tapping
* '''Alien Leader:''' Power down. We shall investigate.

(As the aliens head inside, they see everyone partying)

* '''Alien Leader:''' What in the name of superheated hydrogen is this place
* '''Otis:''' Oh what, this? It’s a party. Relax, take a load off.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Well, you’re very kind. Unfortunately, we have an armada to summon so,
* '''Alien 1:''' Oh come on, you big stuffypuss. Party now, conquer later. Woo-hoo! Yee-haw!
* '''Alien Leader:''' Well, I suppose we could stay a little while.
* '''Otis:''' Excellent.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Why did you say “excellent”?
* '''Otis:''' Nothing! So reason!

(Everyone continues having fun including the Alien Leader and Bessie)

* '''Alien Leader:''' Jumping quasars, you’re an exciting woman
* '''Bessie:''' You ain’t bad yourself.
* -That is so creepy.
* -And so gross.
* -Well at least she found love
* -But too bad we have to get rid of him
* -So tragic, but worth it.
* -Ok, Otis. Go for it.
* '''Otis:''' Excuse me, everyone. Pardon me. Can I have your attention, please? Now, before they rush off to conquer Earth and destroy us all. Let’s give our new alien friends something to remember us by.

(Pig and Freddy brings in a cake for them)

* '''All:''' Ohhh.
* '''Alien 1:''' (reading the cake) "Welcome, ruthless conquerors!" Hey, that’s us!
* '''Alien Leader:''' Aww, you guys
* '''Otis:''' Enjoy. Enjoy.

(The aliens started digging into the cake)

* '''Otis:''' (whispering to Pig) So, what did you put in the cake?
* '''Pig:''' Let’s see: Dynamite, some C-4 explosives, blasting caps, just a hint of cinnamon, and more dynamite.
* -We had plenty of that to go around.
* -So how much until, kaboom
* -Just about 10 more seconds.
* '''Bessie:''' Something ain’t right here. (sees the ingredients) Zortglip, don’t eat that!
* '''Alien Leader:''' But, it’s so cinnamony.

(Both of the aliens exploded, and everybody cheered except Bessie)

* '''Pig:''' It worked!
* '''Otis:''' We did it!
* -So long, creepazoids.
* '''Bessie:''' Yeah, you did it all right. The first decent man to set foot in this dump and you blew him up.
* -But we had to do it, Bessie!
* -Yeah, they wanted to destroy our world and turn it into a theme park.
* -Plus, your romance with that alien was getting a little bit weird lately.
* -And it was Pip's idea to go with the exploding cake.
* '''Pip:''' (in Rigby's voice) Stop talking!
* '''Abby:''' Guys, wait. Something’s happening.

(Everyone is disgusted as the alien literally pull themselves back together)

* '''Alien Leader:''' Wow. Earth cake packs a wallop!
* '''Alien 1:''' More please.
* '''Louds:''' Dang it!
* '''Lily:''' Poo-poo.
* '''Bessie:''' Oh, Zortglip Skippy Beeblebrox 973-Omega WAAUUNNN, I was so worried.
* '''Alien Leader:''' I’m fine, bodacious one, but your concern warms my enzyme sacks. (Licks his tongue all around Bessie)
* '''All:''' (disgusted)
* -Ok now that's gross.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Can someone cover my eyes?
* '''Bessie:''' That may take some getting used to.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Bessie, I know this is all happening very fast. But, if it’s all right with the giant brain of Egon, I would like you to rule at my side as ‘Queen of Earth’.
* '''Bessie:''' Queen of Earth?
* '''Pip:''' Bessie, no! He doesn’t love you, I do! And I’ll prove it! (kisses Bessie until she swats him off)
* '''Alien Leader:''' The Earth cow is mine. (pulls out blaster) Taste particle beam!
* '''Otis:''' Pip, look out!

(The alien leader freezes him)

* '''All:''' (gasps)
* '''Otis:''' Pip! My tiny sarcasm-spewing buddy!
* '''Scruffy:''' My secret crush!
* -Your what now?
* '''Scruffy:''' Nothing.
* -What did you do to him?
* '''Alien Leader:''' He has been frozen in carbonite. He won’t bother her again, my darling.
* '''Bessie:''' Where do you come off freeze-drying my friend?
* '''Alien Leader:''' But, dearest, he dared to swap oral enzymes with you.
* '''Bessie:''' Swap this, creep! (throws milk into his arm)
* '''Alien Leader:''' (arm started to burn) That substance. It burns!
* '''Bessie:''' Ah, quit whining. It’s just milk.

(Suddenly the aliens started to panic)

* '''Alien 1:''' Whatd’ya do?!? You could’ve dissolve him.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Quickly, I need medical attention! (runs away)
* '''Alien 1:''' Thanks for the party.
* '''Pig:''' So did I miss anything?
* '''Otis:''' I think Bessie--(Pig expanded)--just showed us how to beat those aliens creeps.
* '''Pig:''' Oh. (expanded)
* -Stop it.
* -Okay, so what now?
* -I have an idea so we can by some time. But, I'm gonna need some cords, blasters, war make-up, and a whole lot a milk.
* '''Lincoln:''' Ok, guys. It's time to put Operation: Stop Those Aliens From Summoning That Armada From Turning Earth Into A Park Using Milk As Our Main Power and Also Think Of A Shorter Name For This Operation...into action
* '''Pig:''' Good idea. (expanded) But this cake needs more cinna--(expanded)

== The Ending ==
(Outside)

* '''Alien Leader:''' The Earth cows are more dangerous than we thought. Are we powered up yet?
* '''Alien 1:''' Yes sir. The armada awaits your signal
* '''Alien Leader:''' Then, the earth is doom. (about to push down the lever until)
* '''Tigger:''' Stop in the name of the Rebel Alliance and the planet Earth.
* '''Alien Leader:''' You think you five are strong enough to take us on?
* '''Otis:''' (with Abby and Bessie with milk blasters) But we might.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Fools! Our blasters far outnumber your primitive milk weapons!
* '''Otis:''' That’s why we brought help.

(Everyone else reveals themselves with milk weapons)

* '''Bessie:''' It’s milking time, punks.
* -Is that the best line we do on short notice?
* -Better than Luan’s joke about churning them into butter.
* -Fair point.
* -Either way, bring it on.

(The battle rages on as laser and milk flies everywhere until the heroes lay defeated)

* '''Alien Leader:''' Your species gotta lot of heart. Too bad we have ten of them.
* '''Otis:''' Bessie, I got one more shot in me. Reattach my blaster and maybe I can get him.
* '''Bessie:''' I got a better idea. (sprays milk from Otis' udders)
* '''Otis:''' Oh that’s embarrassing!

(The milk dissolves the aliens until there's nothing but their faces)

* '''Alien Leader:''' Why Bessie? I offer you a world.
* '''Bessie:''' Sorry, Zortglip. When you mess with my friends, you hop on the pain train. (grabs blaster) I’ll just take this. (unfreezes Pip) You okay, mouse?
* '''Pip:''' I think so. I mean, feeling woozy. Need sweet cow loving.
* '''Bessie:''' Yeah, don’t push it.
* '''Abby:''' Well thank goodness we stopped them before he could pull that lever.
* '''Freddy:''' Guess we won’t be needing these anymore. (throw his milk weapon on the aliens' lever)
* '''All:''' NO!!!!

(Signal device started transmitting making everyone angry at Freddy)

* -Freddy, you doomed us all.
* -Anything you like to say for yourself?
* '''Freddy:''' Peck did it!

(Suddenly the entire armada appeared over our heroes)

* '''Pig:''' Did anyone else just soiled themselves?
* '''Otis:''' We all did, Pig.
* -Definitely happens when you got a whole fleet above you.
* '''Cosmo:''' I'm definitely need more diapers in 3...2...Yep. We need more diapers.
* -Gross.
* -Now what do we do?
* -I don't know, but got to think of something.
* -Any ideas, Otis?
* '''Otis:''' Well there's one thing we can do. Pip, activate the satellite dish. Everyone else, to the costume bin!

(On the aliens' mothership)

* '''Alien 2:''' Weapons locked on target, captain.
* '''Alien Captain:''' Destroy this planet immediately.
* '''Alien 2:''' Wait. I’m picking up a signal.
* '''Alien Captain:''' Onscreen.
* '''Otis:''' (on video) Oh, hello, I didn’t see you there. If you’re watching this message, it means you’re about to ravage our world. So let’s learn a little more about Earth, the milk planet.
* '''Alien 2:''' Oh my.
* '''Otis:''' The creamiest in the solar system, Earth is over 90% milk. Our many scenic wonders include Mt. Milkatoa, the Milklantic Ocean and France.
* '''Pig:''' C'est ci bon.
* '''Otis:''' But before you conquer so we won’t put up a fight, be sure to visit, Dairyland, the most milkest place on Earth, ruled by our black and white and gracious queen, Tippy the cow.
* '''Luan:''' Hiya, welcoming invaders! (honks nose)
* '''Otis:''' And take a visit to our moon, for the best milk flavor ice cream on our space dairy farms
* -It's out of this world.
* '''Otis:''' When conquering, be sure to avoid the milksoon season.
* '''Alien Captain:''' This is...horrifying to me.
* '''Otis:''' But don’t miss Milktoberfest, where we don our festive milk suits and dance until the milk comes milking down the milk. Well, that’s about it. Have a good conquest and enjoy your new planet. Which, as I mentioned before, is pretty much all milk.
* '''Alien Captain:''' Attention fleet, reverse course, immediately! Abandon the planet! Repeat, abandon...planet!

(All the ships hyperspaced in terror and our heroes cheered)

* '''Otis:''' Well guys, we save the Earth, turn the giant saucer in a giant dance club, and sent the aliens to Las Vegas to headline their own lounge act.

(In Las Vegas)

* '''Alien 1:''' Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you, you’re a beautiful crowd.
* '''Alien Leader:''' Yes, beautiful, except that guy in the third row. He has the face of a Perplexian dung beetle. (laughs) Am I right? I’m just kidding, sir. I kid out of love.
* '''Alien 1:''' And speaking of love, hit it, Marty!
* '''Alien Leader:'''

''Don't go floxing my secondary mandipular valve''

* '''Alien 1:'''

''I won't go floxing your secondary mandipular valve'' (Both of aliens started singing until)

* '''Man:''' You stink!
* '''Pig:''' And plus, (expanded) there’s still plenty of cake left.
* '''Otis:''' Yep, I guess everything worked out all shiny and good like.
* '''Abby:''' Sure did. Unless you count Mrs. Beady being a disembodied head.
* '''Peck:''' Oh don’t worry. Freddy and Peck put her back together with the aliens’ ray gun.
* '''Freddy:''' Yeah, she almost as good as new.
* '''Pip:''' Almost?
* -What do you mean by "almost"?
* -Well we might of put a few a pieces back differently

(At the Beady's [[house]])

* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Nathan we have a situation here!
* '''Mr. Beady:''' My team has a situation.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' Ech, just look at me for one second.
* '''Mr. Beady:''' Seen you a million times.
* '''Mrs. Beady:''' (with her head and hand as her feet and her legs as a hand and head) Fine! But don’t blame me if dinner is late. I like to see you cook a meal when your arms where your legs should be. Maybe I’ll go on the Goraldo Show. He’ll believe me about the aliens. I can’t find my tush!

(The words, 'The End' appeared in slime then hyperspaced to black)

==Links==

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

2025-05-01T17:53:14Z

Giik: house

[[File:Aqua teen hunger forr.jpg|alt=AQUA TEEEN HUNGER FORCE|thumb|This is aqua teen hunger force, Number 1 in the hood g.]]
<big><big><big><big><big>aqua teen hunger force is a tv show with master shake frylock and meat wad. and tehre is also carl and the mooninites and others. theyre pretty cool Thanks for reading.</big></big></big></big></big>

=== hey. Who are the aqua teens ===
The aqua teens (MASTER SHAKE , MEAT WAD , FRYLOCK) hang out at their [[house]] and solve mysteries with each other when theyre not fighting over tv. Their neighbor CARL BRUTANANADILEWSKI he likes sports and not doing anything but MASTER SHAKE keeps going into his pool. This is why they are aqua

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Thkjis page keeps breaking i put too many pics girl HELP

=== here are some photos ===
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Shake zula the mic rula the old schoola u wanna trip ill bring it to ya
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Frylock and im on top rock ya like a cop meatwad your up next with ya knock knock
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[[File:Frylock1111fr.jpg|alt=frylock|thumb|219x219px|FRYLOCK this is him]]

Meatwad make the money see meatwad get the honeys g drivin in my car livin lke a star ice on my fingers and my toes and im a taurus

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== the other characters ==
[[File:Oglethorpe and emory spring break cancun.png|alt=oglethorpe and emory spring break cancun|thumb|oglethorpe and emory spring break cancun[[File:Athf Oglethorpe and emory 2.jpg|alt=oglethorpe and emory |thumb|Did you know this?]]]]
the mooninites IGNIGNOKT and ERR. and theres the plutonians OGLETHORPE and EMORY.
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[[File:Ignignokt.jpg|alt=flippin earth off|none|thumb|i ohpe you can see this from here because i am doing it as hard as i possibly can[[File:Mooninite bomb threat 2007.jpg|alt=mooninite bomb scare 2007|center|thumb|1-31-2007 never forget]]]]

Star Wars

2025-05-01T17:52:53Z

Giik: house

[[File:{{#setmainimage:bd1.jpg}}|thumb|get this fucking guy out of here]]
Star Wars is a franchise decaying from the inside out by being handled by it's corporate overlords.

It was always a mixed bag if you're looking at the expanded universe shit.☃☃

== Every Star Wars Character ==

* Look Guy Walking
* Harrison Ford
* Princess Peach
* Scrumpy
* Bigger Luke
* Trash Can
* Goldman from [[House]] of the Dead 2
* [[Anakin]]
* Sam Witwer
* Liam Neeson
* Ooby Dooby Balooby
* Natalie Portman
* Chancellor Palworld
* Kyle
* X-2
* Scrinko Binko
* Bumblo Glorgo
* Turgle
* Eminem
* Jack Black
* Christopher Lloyd
* Captain Rex
* Super Soaker
* Playstation
* Ash Williams
* The Incredible Hulk
* Carpet
* Toby Fox
* Sephiroth
* Dark Tater
* Uncle Somoa
* Tidus
* Biggs
* Wedge
* Zeebo
* Indiana Jones
* Mango Dorian
* Samus Aran
* James Bond
* Rick the Door Technician
* Matt the Radar Technician
* Ellen Ripley
* Bayonetta
* Tifa Lockhart
* Super Mario
* Fives
* Echo
* Donald and Goofy
* C-Pee In My Ass
* Shinji Ikari
* Scrimblo Bimbo
* Fragle Rock
* Vert Wheeler
* Timmy Turner
* Toucan Sam
* Ed the Talking Horse
* Lil Nas X
* Tinitis
* Astor Leeweigh
* Dark Mall
* Yogurt
* Jules Winnfield
* Squall Lionheart
* Gordon Freeman
* Jack Cooper
* Aiden Pearce
* Johnny Thunder
* That ginger kid from the Respawn games I forgot his name
* Freddy Fazhear
* Sam Porter Bridges
* Hal Emmerich
* Cave Johnson
* Chase McCain
* Ryu From Streets
* Horizon Zerodawn
* Saga Anderson
* James Sunderland
* Fight Night Freddy
* Difficult Pete
* [[help:car|Car]]
* Ratonhnhaké:ton
* Dante from the Devil May Cry series
* Marth
* Riku
* Roy
* Pippin Reed
* Carl Johnson
* Rude
* Reno
* Rufus Shinra
* Metroid
* Captain Price
* Gaz Montielli
* [[Hatsune Miku]]
* Keanu Reeves
* Apex Legend
* Fortnite
* Pedro Pascal
* Millenial Falcon
* Raiders of the Lost Ark
* John Marston
* Bhodi Rook
* Jason Brody
* Eli Vance
* Bilbo Baggins
* Max Payne
* Carlos Oliveira
* Kilik
* Kiryu Kazuma, Former 4th Chairman of the Tojo Clan
* Daigo Dojima
* Lara Croft
* Alex Mason
* Frank Woods
* John Madden
* Spider-Man
* Temjin
* Shulk
* Travis Touchdown
* Nathan Drake
* Mike Tyson
* Arthur Morgan
* Postal Dude
* Duke Nukem
* Coach Insano
* Keifer Sutherland
* Yoko Shimomura
* Aya Brea
* Square Enix
* [[Final Fantasy]] X's Wakka
* 9S
* Stim Slug
* Nintendo 64
* Enemy Grunt B
* Big Boss
* Toshiba
* Samsung
* Walgreens
* Sony Walkman

State of Califorina

2025-05-01T17:52:34Z

Giik: house

{{Himbox|icon=🚫|text=This article is known to [[State of Califorina | Cali]] to like, cause '''cancer''', '''birth defects''', '''harsh vibes''', or other '''reproductive harm''' dude.|bgcolor=#FFFFFF|bordercolor=#FF0000|textcolor=#000000}}
: ''This article is about like the breakaway Mexican state and self-proclaimed independent republic on the Pacific, dude. Not to be confused with like the [[State of Texus]].''
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= What's the vibes dude? =
Dude [[State of Califorina | Cali]] is like, a breakaway state of Mexico and like the seat of power of the United States Empire right? It totally was conquered by the Eternal Emperor Norton of the United States in like 1858 dude. If you'd like like, to get there or something, you gotta take like the 80 across the Sierras and like the 5 down. All the city names are in Spanish but like they speak English. Nah man if you like get to the big wall that's ''Mexico'' Mexico dude. There isn't like an accent in [[State of Califorina | Cali]] dude. The TV dudes talk like normal like people do there.

== Flora And Like, Fauna ==
It's like totally the native environment for tech bros, who can be seen around the Frisco National Urban Jungle (aka, "The Bay"). They might seem like it dude, but like, they are not dudes. They invest heavily in their 40 billion dollar nests, and like, are extremely territorial. They control their territories with like the threat of purposely enacting needless mass human suffering similar to other extant species like oil executives and energy companies man. There's also like, MASSIVE trees north of here dude. Like so big I needed to work to get it all to fit in frame with a Sony Alpha 7R V. There's also like a LOT of parks and forests and shit dude. And beaches, but like, the water is like cold all the time.

[[File:Hyperion.jpg | thumb | LARGE TREE]]

[[File:Redwood_National_Park_REDW9343.jpg | thumb | fuck dude not like space-dude hyperion, THIS ONE]]

== Quality of Vibes ==
You got like In-And-Out which is like the only fast food worth going to. Dude I have no idea what a Hardees is, but they also got this thing called Chipotle which is like a great sit down Mexican food place it rocks. There's no homeless problem dude. If there is dude, I couldn't like fathom how local policy could create this empire-specific thing. Also, fyi dude, it's like called being "unhoused" actually. Oh yea dude I'm an extra in [[Norbit_2 | Norbit 2]], so yea I'm totally a Hollywood actor. If I make it big like a million dollars maybe I can like get a [[house]] somewhere that would be sick dude.

It's also got like legal weed or something. I'd get you my plug dude but he got like busted for illegal crossbow possession. Hey dude actually let me totally light up rn if that's alright. 🔥 SHIT SHIT 🔥 FUUU🔥UCK NO🔥T AGAIN DUDE IT🔥'S ONLY BEEN T🔥🔥WO MON🔥THS. LIKE 🔥WE SHOULDN'T HAVE SLA🔥🔥SHED THE FIRE 🔥PREVE🔥🔥NTION BUDGE🔥🔥🔥T TO LIKE M🔥🔥AKE 🔥🔥🔥 MORE SPORTS 🔥🔥🔥STADIU🔥🔥🔥🔥MS THIS SU🔥🔥🔥🔥CKS DUD🔥🔥🔥🔥E 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Shivaji Rao

2025-05-01T17:52:12Z

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{{Infobox person
| Shivaji Rao | [[File:{{#setmainimage:Anil Kapoor (2012).jpg}}|frameless|250px|Shivaji Rao]] | "CM." | IMMORTAL | background:#63abff; | 2001-Eternity | Chief Minister | [[Matrix 2]] | Stale Roti | IV The Emperor | 255 | Red paint
}}Shivaji Rao is the Eternal Chief Minister of the state of Maharashtra in India. He hasn't ever held any other public office, nor does he have any prior political experience. Despite this, everyone in the world loves him and they all voted for him to hold the position for the rest of time.

== Life before CM ==
Before becoming the Eternal Chief Minister, Shivaji Rao lived with his parents. His father, Bhim Rao, was a political cartoonist, while Shivaji himself worked for QTV, a television studio, as a cameraman. One day, his father drew him as the sitting Chief Minister, which upset Shivaji greatly. Shivaji then defaced the drawing with a big X over it, which set in motion the new Prophecy that led to his reign as Eternal CM today. It didn't take effect immediately, however. After some routine jobs, both on the scene and in the studio, Shivaji found himself filming a statewide riot between every single student and every single bus driver. After filming as much theft, destruction, and violence as he could, he found a student named Kumar on the ground, lying in a pool of his own red paint. He gave his camera to his stupid assistant, Topi, and carried the student over the tops of buses and vans in the traffic jam, delivering him to the hospital. Kumar survived, and Shivaji was then promoted to Senior News Reporter for his coverage of the riots.

=== Promotion and Interview ===
Upon being promoted, Shivaji was tasked with interviewing the then-CM, Balraj Chavan. Letting his nerves get to him, he decided to bang his head against a mirror until he had enough brain damage to be okay with destroying the man's career. The interview was sensational. Shivaji had done all his homework, and he had all the reciepts. He exposed Chavan's corruption to the entirety of Maharashtra, and pissed him off enough to force an error. Chavan challenged Rao to become CM for a day, and after much deliberation, he accepted the challenge. A provision in the Indian constitution was used to enable the stunt, and Shivaji's day as the CM was set to take place.

== First day as Chief Minister ==
Shivaji's first day as CM was fraught with challenges, both natural and artificial, but he was swift to deal with each one promptly and completely. He went into his day in office with a can-do attitude perhaps not seen before in human history.

=== Suspension of all corrupt officials ===
Immediately upon entering the building, Rao called the head of every administrative department into a meeting. There, he gave them a quick speech, and commanded them to gather a list of three types of government workers: ones that don't work with honesty, ones that don't allow others to work with honesty, and those who abuse their position and power. By the end of the day, the stack of officials was too much to inspect on his own, so he ordered the immediate suspension of them all using an omnibus order.

=== Distribution of government housing ===
Shivaji next traveled to a slum populated with people who were supposed to have been given government housing. Only 1 in 100 houses had actually been given out, the rest having been taken by various ministers. Shrikant Manak, the official in charge of the housing, was suspended on site. Some of the people in the slum were discovered to have been assigned houses, and had been illegally renting them out in order to earn some money to live with. Shivaji then went to the housing block and ordered the eviction of all illegal occupants.

=== Collection of sales tax ===
Tukaram, one of the men who had been renting out his flat, asked Shivaji to help get everyone jobs, to make up for the income they would no longer earn from renting. Shivaji then immediately made a broadcasted speech informing everyone of the benefits the government is able to provide when sales tax is collected by merchants. He informed the public to ask shopkeepers for proper receipts that include sales tax. By the end of the day, they had collected more than two billion rupees in additional sales tax revenue.

=== Suspension of dishonest merchants ===
After heading to a market district, Shivaji inspected some of the vendors for scam devices. Upon finding a magnetic weight under a scale, and an improper measuring cup, he ordered the suspension of their licenses.

=== Suspension of an overworked doctor ===
Shivaji moved on to taking public grievance calls from constituents. The first one involved a woman who had taken her child, sick with the flu, to the hospital. She complained that she had been waiting hours, and the doctor who should have been taking care of her child was stuck at his own separate practice. Shivaji spoke to one of the nurses there, and informed him that the doctor was suspended via fax. Another doctor then attended to the child.

=== Suspension of a stupid cop ===
A lady from Nagpur called to complain that the local police weren't doing anything about her husband's stolen scooter, and that they would yell and use foul language when asked about it. Shivaji called into the police station, posing as the woman's husband to verify the behavior. A cop named Uday Mohite yelled at him, as expected, and was then faxed a suspension order. Scared, he asked who it was on the phone. When Shivaji replied, "CM," the man's entire cop uniform immediately disintegrated.

=== Single-handed dissolution of an entire gang in hand-to-hand combat ===
After absolutely nothing else, a girl from A.M. Women's College called in, complaining that she and her classmates were suffering sexual harassment from members of a gang headquartered in the nearby slums. The cops had done nothing to stop the behavior, because the gang's leader, Ranga, had political influence. The inspector in charge said that a cop who had gone there had been decapitated, and his head put on display. Shivaji ordered the suspension of every policeman involved, and headed to the slums, himself. Ranga had been watching the CM's broadcast when he arrived, not realizing the entire entourage was coming into his room. After a few moments of banter, Shivaji grabbed Ranga, and realized they had met before, during the riot. He remembered that Ranga had threatened him at the time, and the fight begun.

No one else dared interfere as the gang members all attacked Shivaji, then held him in place for Ranga to stab him. Shivaji broke free, and threw many of the gang members off of the roof. He took Ranga on one-on-one, chasing him over rooftops until they reached the highway. Ranga jumped onto a bus, and Shivaji onto another. They fought atop the vehicles, jumping from bus to bus together until Ranga knocked Shivaji off. Shivaji grabbed the end of the bus, held on for a while, and then climbed between two buses to reach Ranga once more. They exchanged blows, but an approaching low bridge forced them both prone, where they continued to fight for several seconds. They both got back up, but Shivaji had the clear upper hand, beating Ranga some more before kicking him onto a nearby Pepsi truck. With a final flying kick, he knocked Ranga to the ground, in front of his gang, all of whom were now naked and kneeling. Ranga was also naked, and decided to kneel as well before Shivaji commanded them to chant. They marched forward on their knees, defeated, chanting "women are like my sisters" while allowing all the women to beat them as desired.

=== Arrest of Balraj Chavan ===
Right after giving the final order to suspend all corrupt officials, Shivaji headed to the party's building of the real CM, Balraj Chavan. With a combination of police and military infantry forces, Shivaji had everyone in the building arrested. Chavan thought he could not be arrested, as arresting the CM is not typically allowed. Shivaji reminded Chavan that he still wasn't CM for several minutes, which he was not expecting. Shocked and determined, Chavan said to Shivaji, "your good times have begun," before going with the police to jail.

== Before the next election ==

=== Death squads ===

=== Public praise ===

=== Destruction of QTV Studios ===

=== Demolition of parents' [[house]] ===

=== Pressure to run for Chief Minister ===

== First full term as Chief Minister ==
re-election blurb here

=== Complaint boxes ===

=== Continued guerilla governance ===

=== Attempts on his life ===

=== Assassination of parents ===

=== Defusal of bombs ===

=== Final assassination attempt ===
[[Category:Animals]]

Jack blkack

2025-05-01T17:51:00Z

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{{Infobox person
| JAck | [[File:Jack Black promoting Jumanji in 2019.jpg|frameless|250px]] | "Octagogonna" | ALIVE | background: #63ab3f; | 1982-2019 | Unfunny | Selling Out| Cooked Beef | I The Magician | 8 (-1) | Uncooked Porkchop
}}

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[[Category:Animals]]

Daft Punk

2025-05-01T17:50:34Z

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{{Infobox person
| Daft Punk | [[File:Dress Rehearsal for "A Capitol Fourth" Concert and Celebration 170703-D-TQ271-272 (cropped).jpg|frameless|250px|look there they are its daft punk look at them they're so daft and punk]] | "Dun dun dut dunna dut dun duh dut dun dut dunna dut dun" | DEAD | background:#ad2f45; | 1993-2021 | Two Robots | Disco Dancing | Nuts and bolts | VI The Lovers | 15 (+2) | Sick Beats
}}
[[Daft Punk]] is a band but it's actually two robots they'res a gold one and a silrver one. they're from [[Pokémon X and Y|france]]

== music ==
da fuck makes music because they're robots and robots make music because they're robots adn that's just what robots do

== exploding ==
[[:wikipedia:R2-D2|one of them]] exploded at some point i think so they stopped making music

== impact ==
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== have you heard about where daft punk is playing next ==
well daft punk is playing at my [[house]] . I can show you the ropes kid but , well, u got to set them up,. Yeah u got to set em up and it takes so fucking long . you have no idea

Creature

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[[File:{{#setmainimage:Pokemon sun moon 1.jpg}}|thumb|These are examples of creatures]]
[[Creature|Creatures]] are the many friends, fellas, folx, and freaks you will encounter on your journey. They have many shapes and sizes, but always have an opinion about your outfit they aren't expressing right now. Creatures range in size from lil goobers to big chonkers. Creatures can be targeted by any ability that specifies it can target a creature. [[:Category:Animals|Animals]] are a type of creature.

== Encountering a creature ==
Creatures love food, so if you keep a whole bunch of food on you at all times, you'll probably encounter one of them. Not all creatures know your name, so sometimes you'll have to introduce yourself. All creatures can speak but most of them won't speak to you because they think it's funny.

== Things that aren't a creatures ==

* Plants
* 5G Hypnosis Waves
* Water
* My friend Jeremy's copy of Klonoa 2
* Numbers
* Sand
* Websites with lists of popular baby names
* Philosophy
* The Studio that Brought You Bastion and Hades
* Whoever installed the lights in my [[house]]
[[Category:Animals]]

Nintendo TS

2025-05-01T17:49:44Z

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[[File:{{#setmainimage:Flip phone12(1).jpg}}|thumb|The Ninteendo Three Screen Version]]{{Nintendo topicbox}}
The '''Nintwendo TS''' (Thfour Screens) was released in September of 19X0, and featured two (or more) screens for simultaneous gameplay of two (or more) games. The console featured a directional pad as well as 4 (four) ((Fawr)) buttons, A, B, Y, and SIN. The SIN button was a [[house]] of controversy with the rise of the satanic panic in the United Stands of American.
[[File:Nintendo TS.png|left|thumb|351x351px|An inferior prototype version showcasing only two screens]]

The Nintendo TS was also a controversial console due to the collapsing screens leading to the accidental severing of many fingers. The Panopticon consumes. The Panopticon consumes.

[[file:Nintendo_TS_(Ten_Screen).png|thumb|the nintewlvedo TS (ten screen)]]
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Cringe

2025-05-01T17:49:27Z

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[[File:Cringe.ogg|thumb]]
[[Cringe]] is a racial feat available to [[Kobold|kobolds]]. The ability allows the user to potentially nullify a critical hit by applying a circumstantial penalty to it.

== In Pathfinder 2E ==
Cringe can be found on page 22 of Player Core 2. The text of cringe is as follows:<blockquote>'''Trigger''' A creature you are aware of critically succeeds on a Strike against you and would deal damage to you.
----With pitiful posturing, you cause your foe to pull back a deadly attack. The attacking creature takes a circumstance penalty to the damage of the triggering Strike equal to your level + 2. This penalty applies after doubling the damage for a critical hit. The attacker is then immune to your Cringe for 24 hours.</blockquote>Cringe has the Emotion, Mental, and Visual traits. This means it is ineffective against mindless creatures, such as common undead, or blind creatures.

== In your [[house]] ==
[[You]] might be cringe.

Norbit 2

2025-05-01T17:48:55Z

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[[File:{{#setmainimage:Norbit 2.jpg}}|thumb|Poster of the movie of the name Norbit 2]]{{Nintendo topicbox}}
[[Norbit 2]] is a 2024 comedy/romance/tragedy/science fiction/action/mystery/political thriller/hardcore pornography film directed by Brian Robbins and co-written, co-produced, co-directed, filmed, lit, costumed, with sets designed by, and starring Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy and Eddie Murphy. It is the sequel to the critically acclaimed film Norbit, and credited with permanently ending Eddie Murphy's career. It was released by the horrible evil that dwells within humanity on November 31, 2024. Each Eddie Murphy portrays several roles including the titular Norbit, Norbit 2, Norbit 3, Son of Norbit, Norbit's Father, Norbit's Mother, Norbit's Polygamous Second Mother, Baby Norbit, Teenage Norbit, Future Norbit, British Norbit, the Norbit Particle Cloud, Norbit's Dog Chowder, the Pizza Guy, and their abusive obese ex-wives The Rasputia Collective. Norbit and his wife Kate Thomas ([[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]) are happily married, until his ex-wife Rasputia's alternate universe generator causes Norbits and Rasputias from alternate realities to appear. Norbit must team up with his clones to take down Rasputia's new evil empire, before the world is changed forever.

The film was a box office success, grossing $2.8 trillion worldwide against a production budget of $20 and an old bottlecap. It killed every film critic that tried to watch it, and a clip of the movie played at the Academy Awards caused 5 additional deaths and 62 injuries. The movie is dedicated to the memory of Charlie Murphy who died upon hearing they were going to make it.

== Plot ==
[[File:Norbit 2 screenshot.jpg|thumb|A frame from the trailer for Norbit 2, featuring Norbit 2, Norbit 3, and British Norbit]]
In 1945 a German pilot leaves on a suicide flight as the Allies are capturing Berlin, carrying a mysterious crystal. As he flies over the Bermuda Triangle, he becomes lost in a storm, and his plane ends up crashing in the Gulf of Mexico.

80 years later, Norbit Albert Rice and his wife Kate Thomas (played by [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]) are celebrating their 18th anniversary. Kate Thomas (who is portrayed by [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]) asks Norbit if he ever thinks about his ex-wife Rasputia Latimore, to which he says "only in my nightmares." He then recounts a recurring dream he's had where an army of Rasputias chase him down a highway, and he begins to have a panic attack. His wife, Kate Thomas (played by the talented [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]), attempts to calm him down, but Norbit leaves the [[house]] to be alone.

Meanwhile, in Mexico, Rasputia (Eddie Murphy) and other character Deion (Cuba Gooding Jr.) are overseeing an archaeological expedition in which the workers are toiling as slaves. One of the workers unearths the crystal from the opening scene, and Rasputia grabs it from him greedily. Deion asks Rasputia if this is the key to her revenge, to which Rasputia points the crystal towards a group of workers, turning them into dust, and smiles. She hands the crystal to Deion and instructs her to prepare the device.

Perspective returns to Norbit, who is drinking in a location from the first movie with his friend Lloyd the Dog (voiced by Eddie Murphy, out of respect to Charlie Murphy). Norbit asks Lloyd if he ever wished he was someone else, which draws the attention of the bartender, Danny Trejo from Machete, who tells him to be careful what he wished for. Norbit drunkenly leaves to drive home, but due to the heavy rain and his reckless driving, he is killed in a fatal [[Jerma985|traffic collision]].

Deion pulls a curtain off a massive portal that looks like the Stargate from Stargate and introduces it as the Alternate Universe Generator, capable of generating any alternate universe that someone in this universe would want to alternatively generate. Rasputia faces the camera and outlines her plan to generate an alternate universe where she and Norbit were still married and also she was queen of the entire world. As she inputs the instructions for the alternate universe, she lets out a massive fart, which causes the machine to wildly malfunction and begin generating hundreds of pairs of Norbit and Rasputia. During the chaos, the Norbits manage to escape from the facility and are unleashed upon the Mexican landscape. Rasputia apparently kills Deion in anger over the machine's destruction.

Kate Thomas ([[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]] gives a really emotional performance) grieves over the body of her husband Norbit in the morgue. As she weeps, a television in the corner is showing a news report about how hundreds of people that look like the guy from Norbit are roaming the Mexican countryside. She gets in her car and drives to Mexico to find a Norbit like her husband.

Meanwhile, the Rasputias have all organized and formed a hierarchy, as well as a plan, to get back the Norbits. Their plan is to beat the shit out of everyone in Mexico until they hand over Norbit. Deion, having overheard Rasputia's plan, escapes to warn the authorities, but Kate Thomas (channeling the energy of a furious [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]) hits him with her car and knocks him unconscious. As she attempts to lift him, Norbit 2 (Eddie Murphy), Norbit 3 (Eddie Murphy), and British Norbit (Eddie Murphy) see her and help her transport Deion to the hospital. There, they explain the alternate reality generation plot to Kate Thomas (with an incredible perplexed reaction provided by the infinitely talented [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]), and she tells them the original Norbit is already dead. Distraught, the Norbits console her by pledging to do their best to woo her.

Deion partially awakens, but he's unable to communicate with the group due to his injuries. While they wait, the Norbits break down the rules to each other. Each of them will get 3 dates with Kate Thomas (who is played by the absolutely gorgeous [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]) to attempt to prove to her that they have what it takes to be her husband. Their moment is cut short when the hospital is attacked by an army of Rasputias. The Norbits get into a 30 minute gun fight through the hospital as they make their escape with Kate Thomas ([[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]'s choreography throughout this scene is on point). They narrowly manage to evade capture by the Rasputias by boarding an extremely effective public transportation option in the form of a high speed train, granting them access to places across the country at little cost to themselves. On the train, they travel to Mexico City, where they decide to each have their first dates.

Then there is a montage set to Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter where the Norbits take Kate Thomas ([[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]] who is having the time of her life on this movie and you can tell in her acting) on their first dates, while Rasputia tries to capture them. Norbit 2 takes Kate Thomas (you guessed it, it's really [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]) bike riding through the park, while the Rasputias attempt to foil them by painting a tunnel entrance onto a rock. Much to their surprise, the couple sails through unharmed, causing grievous injury to the Rasputias who try to follow them. Norbit 3 takes Kate Thomas (none other than [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]) to the movie theater to watch Norbit 2. while the Rasputias close off the entrances and attempt to set fire to the movie theater. As the theater burns down they discover the couple have already walked out of the movie in disgust, and they are arrested for the deaths of 283 people. British Norbit takes Thandiwe Newton ([[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]) to Wimbledon to watch tennis. The Rasputias attempt to follow them but the state of American air traffic controllers results in a mid-air collision between their plane and another commercial jet in a horrible airborne tragedy not seen since 9/11.

The Norbits and Kate Thomas (played by an exhausted [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]) return to their hotel in Mexico City after their day out. As Kate Thomas ([[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]] in the role of her career) leaves the room to shower, the Norbits recount their various dates and discuss how well they did. They all agree that Norbit 3 did the worst, and British Norbit had a funny accent, so it was most likely that Norbit 2 will win the girl. Meanwhile, Kate Thomas ([[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]] gives a grief-stricken performance here) mourns that none of the Norbits she has met are anything like her husband. Norbit 2 overhears her loudly talking about her emotions to nobody in particular, but before he can tell the other Norbits, a cameo appearance by Chris Evans informs them that Deion is capable of speaking in the hospital, and they need to return immediately.

As they are returning to whatever city they were in earlier, the Rasputias reveal that they have captured all but 3 of the escaped Norbits. The original Rasputia reveals that it was her plan all along to capture all of the Norbits and then evaluate which one should be hers, then kill all the other ones, ensuring the remaining Rasputia clones will stay loyal to her forever. She learns that the Norbits are returning and sends her brothers, Earl (Clifton Powell), Blue (Lester "Rasta" Speight), and Big Black Jack (Terry Crews), who haven't appeared in the movie yet, to intercept them at the train station. As they disembark from the train, the Norbits recognize Rasputia's brothers and start a gunfight in the train station. Norbit 3 kills Earl by shooting him in the head. During the fighting, one of the Rasputias kidnaps Kate Thomas (who, despite seeming helpless, is played by [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]], a powerful and independent woman capable of solving problems herself). British Norbit sacrifices himself to save Norbit 2, telling him that he does have a funny accent and has no chance with Kate Thomas ([[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]], who is so far beyond British Norbit that it isn't funny), killing Big Black Jack in the process. Blue doesn't show up for the rest of the movie despite not being killed.

Norbit 2 and 3 receive a Meta™️ Oculus™️ Online Voice and Appearance-enabled Metaverse Call App Message (MOOSOVAMCAM) from Rasputia informing them that Kate Thomas (played by [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]] whose presence in the room can always be sensed in real life) is being held hostage in her lair, and if they want to prevent any further harm from coming to her, they will turn themselves over without a fight. The two Norbits decide to storm Rasputia's lair and take back Kate Thomas by force. They meet Danny Trejo and get a bunch of guns from him, then assault Rasputia's fortress. Another extended gunfight occurs where the Norbits kill tons of Rasputias in extremely grisly fashion while rescuing the remaining Norbits until they come face to face with Rasputia in front of the alternate reality thing portal from the beginning of the movie. Rasputia holds Kate Thomas ([[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]'s spectacular appearance steals the scene despite not having any lines here) hostage at gunpoint and forces the Norbits to surrender. They put down their guns and Rasputia laughs, before an injured Deion appears and shoots her in the head.

Kate Thomas ([[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]] looking amazing as always) reunites with the Norbits and they begin celebrating as Deion looks on, before he and Kate Thomas (played by [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]] who is going to live forever) are shot in the chest. The original Rasputia laughs and reveals she's been standing here for most of the movie. She tells the Norbits that she's had a change of heart and now she's just going to shoot them all, then generate more Norbits for her to shoot because she hates them all so much. As she's about to pull the trigger, the portal thing activates again and Future Norbit (Eddie Murphy) walks through, vaporizing Rasputia with a laser beam. Before he leaves, he says he needs to do one more thing to fix this timeline, and uses the alternate reality generator to create a new Kate Thomas (still played by [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]]), then picks up Rasputia's revolver and shoots every Norbit except for Long Term Memory Loss Norbit (Eddie Murphy). He then leaves somehow, and Kate Thomas ([[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]] really wants off this set already) and Long Term Memory Loss Norbit fail to remember the events of the movie, and go home.

5 years later, Norbit is at the park with his son, Son of Norbit, discussing parenthood with another dad. Son of Norbit is accosted by a child that looks like young Rasputia, causing Norbit to immediately suffer a stroke. The camera slowly zooms in on Norbit's face as Rasputia's laughter can be heard.

== Cast ==

* Chris Hemsworth as unnamed German pilot
* Eddie Murphy as basically everyone in this fucking movie
* [[wikipedia:Thandiwe_Newton|Thandiwe Newton]] as Kate Thomas, Norbit's loving wife
* Cuba Gooding Jr. as Deion, Kate Thomas's former fiancé and Rasputia's minion
* Steve Buscemi as slave worker that gets annihilated basically immediately
* Danny Trejo as Danny Trejo from the Machete movies
* Sir Ian McKellen as random doctor from the hospital
* Chris Evans as himself
* Terry Crews as Big Black Jack Latimore
* Lester "Rasta" Speight as Blue Latimore
* Clifton Powell as Earl Latimore
* Brad Pitt as other father in the park
* Weena Mercator as the hopping woman

== Production ==
Norbit 2 started production after the massive success of [https://www.change.org/p/brian-robbins-make-norbit-2 a petition to make Norbit 2]. Because it got over 300 signatures, Hollywood was legally required to make this movie. Everyone involved hated it and several actors retired immediately after shooting on the film was finished. Eddie Murphy publicly apologized for the creation of this film, as well as the previous one, before committing seppuku on live national television.

Norbit 2 was released to every movie theater that ever existed, spurned on by the power of human spite. It released with the tagline, "this Christmas, they're Norbit".

== Reception ==
[[File:Fallout baby skeleton.jpg|thumb|He was forced to watch Norbit 2]]
Everyone hated it. It currently has a 62% audience rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

=== Critical Response ===
The movie proved to be poisonous to film critics. Every professional critic that watched Norbit 2 died spontaneously at some point during the screening. People that saw the movie and tried to criticize it online suffered an aneurism mid-post. Because of this, there is no critical reception to the movie. We'll never really know what to think of it because we have to base our opinion on a popular publication or something. The deaths of so many cherished and trusted authorities effectively ended the film critique industry as a whole.

=== Box office ===
Norbit 2 became Eddie Murphy's 419th #1 box office opening. It made more money than the entire GDP of France in its opening weekend. It remained at the top of the United Kingdom's box office charts until the government banned cinema because there was no need for any additional films after Norbit 2.

== Soundtrack ==
Norbit 2 is completely devoid of music from start to finish except for the montage in the middle of it which is, again, set to Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter. The music was used without license and resulted in a lawsuit that led to the bankruptcy of both companies involved.

Griffin Spade

2025-05-01T17:47:30Z

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{{Infobox person
| Griffin Spade | [[File:GriffinSpade.jpg|frameless|250px]] | "My name is Griffin Spade, Battlelord. Maybe you've heard of me." | PRESUMED DEAD | background:#9c2a70; | 2001-2006 | Engaged | Tank | Crude Oil | XVI The Tower | 11 (+0) | His fiancée
}}
[[File:Have You Heard?.png|alt=Have You Heard Of Him?|thumb|Have You Heard?]]
Griffin Spade is the titular character of BattleTanx and BattleTanx Global Assault. In the far off future of 2001, a virus has killed 99% of the tank population of Earth. Various countries fight over each other's quarantine zones, and end up engaging in nuclear war, destroying much of civilization. The few remaining tanks (called QueenTanx) are held by gangs who have taken over small pieces of the world.

== Plot ==
Griffin Spade is the humansona of Battle Tanx, the game's lead protagamonist. In Battletanxz 1 he doesn't do anything because I didn't play that game but in Battletanx Universal Tour he blows up San Francisco and then a truck stop and then a texas slave fortress and then a drive in and then the dc mall and then the white [[house]] and then the US parliament and then the london tower bridge and then the tower of london and then THE bistro and then the champs elysees and then the eiffel tower and then brandenburg gate and then berlin and then the shore and then san francisco again (because fuck 'em) and then alcatraz and then the ending credits. He has a stupid motobike son named Brandon who uses the power of Edge and a bitch wife Golianth named Cassandra. Neither of them know how to use the secret weapon action commands that battletanx stole from the better vehicle combat series named twisted metal that youve never heard of

== Legacy ==
[[File:Battle of Tanx.png|alt=Shoutout to Simpleflips|thumb|Titular Characters in the far off future of 2001]]people named a real life kind of heavy car after battletanx did you know?

Sufjan Stevens

2025-05-01T17:45:58Z

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{{Infobox person|Sufjan Stevens|[[File:Sufjan Stevens playing banjo edit1 (cropped).jpg|frameless|250px]]|*sobbing noises*|ALIVE|background:#63ab3f;|Early 1800s-present|Music Man|Net & Trident|Cardboard|NONE he doesn't get one|13 (+1)|Tiny Guitar}}

Sufjan Stevens is a really small man. His first album was in the early 1800s when he was just a small wife to a much larger man but that didn't really pan out for him. Now he lives like normal except he is basically one of the Borrowers like Amelie is. He currently writes music about either his mom, God, or having a gay little boycrush like a little gay boy. It's really awesome.

He has currently made an album about every state in the country except for 48 of them. Currently he did Illinois and then he did Michigan, since he is doing all the states in order from absolute worst to best. That is also why he hasn't made another state album in like 10 years because all of the states are really bad. IF he does another album he will have to do it about Puerto Rico or maybe Guam.

== His Problems ==
The big problem with Sufjan Stevens is that he is a very scared little boy all the time even if you are careful. This causes him to run away into the walls of your [[house]] and you'll hear him singing softly into his little microphone made out of a bobby pin and a little tiny ball of dryer lint and some of his tears. He'll also cry for a little while but he CAN BE COERCED BACK OUT with a small snack that is thin and small with a high glycemic index such as a coconut flake. For more information please check out the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koOL_9ikfpQ enclosed instruction book.]
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House

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House

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File:Hose.jpg

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== Summary ==
he needs mouse bites to live

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