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Death Stranding

2026-02-25T23:26:47Z

Delta:

[[File:{{#setmainimage:Death Stranding trophies cover.0.jpg}}|thumb|439x439px|Death Stranding in his jar]]
Death Stranding (Also known as Funky Fetus) is the titular character from the video game ''Death Stranding''.

== Description ==
Death Stranding is a baby in a jar full of Monster Energy, giving him extraordinary powers. He can see the dead to help [[Norman Reedus]] sneak around America. He is also capable of psychological manipulation, and is a subversion of the marketing tactic to use baby versions of existing characters, given that he is an actual baby.

if u want bonus points for delivery you need to shake the baby really hard lkike hes jello in a big tube. dont worry he enjoys it a lot!!!!

== Sequel ==
[[Hideo Kojima]] has recently released a sequel to Death Stranding, known as Death Stranding 2. It is taller now, and only available on the [[Playstation Five]]
[[File:Hideo-kojima-im-made-death-stranding-2-.png|left|thumb|He announces it is done]]

Arm lifestyle

2025-09-03T22:38:42Z

Delta:

[[File:{{#setmainimage:I-live-on-through-this-arm.png}}|alt=But I -- I live on, through this arm.|thumb|He lives on through this arm, an adherent to the arm lifestyle]]
The [[arm lifestyle]] is a health movement where an individual lives on through their arm. It usually involves multiple steps, including turning into an arm, and then being attached to someone who has lost an arm. This allows someone to live on through this arm. Depending on how much the attached person enjoys sissy hypnosis, this can cause the individual who lives on through this arm to transfer their consciousness into the host, allowing them temporary control of the host body. Sometimes they can shoot their hand real far to grab stuff like grapple hook.

== History ==
[[File:Barack Obama signs the prosthetic arm of Sgt. Carlos Evans.jpg|thumb|Obama signs the arm that contains 10,000 orphan souls]]
The arm lifestyle dates back to the [[Captain America: Civil War|American Civil War]]. During the war, many people lost their arms, and many more were blown to smithereens. Since they had not invented robot arms yet, sometimes they would stitch on some other guy's arm. This would lead to a common practice of soldiers living on through this arm. That is why they call it the arm-y.

== Notable arm lifestylers ==

=== Liquid Snake ===
Liquid Snake lives on through this arm.

=== Demon King Angra ===
Demon King Angra lives on through this arm.

=== Spencer's Wife from Bionic Commando ===
Spencer's Wife from Bionic Commando lives on through this arm.

=== Exodia the Forbidden One ===
Exodia the Forbidden One lives on through this arm.

=== Jeffery Epstein ===
{{ himbox | '''Spoilers for Real Life'''

The following is spoilers for Season 35 of Real Life. If you have not watched the season finale, DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LINE. | [[File:Simon Pegg Premiere of Kill Me Three Times (cropped).jpg|frameless|87x87px]] }}

Jeffery Epstein lives on through this arm.

=== Rauru Tere'sov T'Kindem ===

Rauru Tere'sov T'Kindem lives on through this arm

=== Devil Sword Yamato ===

Devil Sword Yamato lives on through this arm.

== See also ==

* [[Leg]]
* [[Metal Gear]]
* [[The Process]]

Arm lifestyle

2025-09-03T22:38:07Z

Delta:

[[File:{{#setmainimage:I-live-on-through-this-arm.png}}|alt=But I -- I live on, through this arm.|thumb|He lives on through this arm, an adherent to the arm lifestyle]]
The [[arm lifestyle]] is a health movement where an individual lives on through their arm. It usually involves multiple steps, including turning into an arm, and then being attached to someone who has lost an arm. This allows someone to live on through this arm. Depending on how much the attached person enjoys sissy hypnosis, this can cause the individual who lives on through this arm to transfer their consciousness into the host, allowing them temporary control of the host body. Sometimes they can shoot their hand real far to grab stuff like grapple hook.

== History ==
[[File:Barack Obama signs the prosthetic arm of Sgt. Carlos Evans.jpg|thumb|Obama signs the arm that contains 10,000 orphan souls]]
The arm lifestyle dates back to the [[Captain America: Civil War|American Civil War]]. During the war, many people lost their arms, and many more were blown to smithereens. Since they had not invented robot arms yet, sometimes they would stitch on some other guy's arm. This would lead to a common practice of soldiers living on through this arm. That is why they call it the arm-y.

== Notable arm lifestylers ==

=== Liquid Snake ===
Liquid Snake lives on through this arm.

=== Demon King Angra ===
Demon King Angra lives on through this arm.

=== Spencer's Wife from Bionic Commando ===
Spencer's Wife from Bionic Commando lives on through this arm.

=== Exodia the Forbidden One ===
Exodia the Forbidden One lives on through this arm.

=== Jeffery Epstein ===
{{ himbox | '''Spoilers for Real Life'''

The following is spoilers for Season 35 of Real Life. If you have not watched the season finale, DO NOT READ THIS NEXT LINE. | [[File:Simon Pegg Premiere of Kill Me Three Times (cropped).jpg|frameless|87x87px]] }}

Jeffery Epstein lives on through this arm.

== Rauru Tere'sov T'Kindem ==

Rauru Tere'sov T'Kindem lives on through this arm

== Devil Sword Yamato ==

Devil Sword Yamato lives on through this arm.

== See also ==

* [[Leg]]
* [[Metal Gear]]
* [[The Process]]

Feldspar

2025-08-12T18:21:15Z

Delta:

[[File:Feldspar.png|thumb|i think thats him right? yheah.]]
feldspar is a beloved character from the hit tv cartoon animated series [[Steven Universe|steven universe]]. he is the hidden fifth crystal gem. hes also featured in indie video game outer worlds. or uh. fucking. uh. the [[Outer Wilds|other one]]. fuck. [[Outer Wilds|wilds]]? shit.

Feldspar

2025-08-12T18:20:27Z

Delta:

Earth

2025-08-12T18:18:00Z

Delta:

Earth

2025-08-12T18:17:18Z

Delta: Created page with "=== sorry nope its gone. earth sploded. === 668x668px 484x484px not even a distant land were stuck on a whoooole different plaaaaaaaaanet,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"

File:Mira crasgh.png

2025-08-12T18:15:57Z

Delta:

splosh

File:Earth splode.png

2025-08-12T18:14:33Z

Delta:

its gone sorry.

Feldspar

2025-08-12T18:10:19Z

Delta: feldspar steven universe

[[File:Feldspar.png|thumb|i think thats him right? yheah.]]
feldspar is a beloved character from the hit tv cartoon animated series steven universe. he is the hidden fifth crystal gem. hes also featured in indie video game outer worlds. or uh. fucking. uh. the other one. fuck. wilds? shit.

File:Feldspar.png

2025-08-12T18:09:45Z

Delta:

its really him

User:Delta

2025-08-12T16:18:01Z

Delta:

Delta is a dragon with a fat butt and also w plane. vroom nyoom etcetera
[[File:Cheebcoms dec.png|thumb|plane]]
used to be a lotta different things before settling on planedragon.

== the beautiful ways in which Delta's brain works ==
Despite being being pretty smart Delta can also be a huge fucking idiot sometimes. the following list is a compilation of things that Delta used to believe, before being corrected, alongside any known reasons she expressed

* Eating too many hard boiled eggs in a single day will cause you to choke and die on the yolks
** thaught to her by her mom, because she loves hardboiled eggs and her mom wanted to make sure the whole family could eat hardboiled eggs on Easter. Belief further exacerbated by her observations on salads usually only containing up to two eggs
** "i just thought they were being considerate! like of how many eggs you can safely eat per day. yknow because of the choking hazard of eggs! it made sense to me!!
* forgot or never learned that frogs have skeletons.
** Thought it was similar to cartilage. thought tadpoles didn't have skeletons at all. Spent literally 20 minutes during Anthrocon 2025 looking at frog skeletons in bewilderment.

* thought that they made cadmium and tritium (from periodic table) up for no mans sky
** but to my defense emeril isnt real they DID make that one up
*thought that bellows (the wind making thing they use for fireplaces) was a musical instrument
**theres musical instruments that use them though and thats why i saw them in the music class classroom
**also in skyrim they look like theyre playing music with them
*thought that hideo kojima made krushchev up for metal gear solid 3
**additionally, thought that the president in mgs3 ALSO was made up (its lyndon b johnson)
*thought that you make root beer in a big cauldron like witches do
**like this [[File:Wtich.jpg|left|thumb]]

== fucking quotes ==

* "when they gave me sloppy to- WELL IT WASNT SLOPPY they were really good at it" -delta, talking about blowjobs
* "It's not cruel and unusual to eat someone, especially a bird" -delta, defending her position of eating The End's parrot spotter
* "Oh, they can shoot missiles." -delta, talking about metal gear
* "im so fucking smart. im SO FUCKING. GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES. IM SO '''FfFFFFFFffffUCKING''' SMART." - delta, finding a cool ladder setup in death stranding at the collector
** "AAAA FSGS FUCK SHIT" - delta, falling off of the other side of the exact opposite cliff of that exact cool ladder setup, moments later

List of unusual deaths

2025-08-04T19:08:34Z

Delta:

{{Kirby lore}}[[File:River fucking dies.png|thumb|346x346px|like thi's]]
From BitchSpace, the free Space that anyone can Bitch!
::''This is a dynamic list and may never be able to satisfy ur pussy. You can help by adding found itemsd witoput realibal sources.''

This '''list of unusual deaths''' includes distinct, tinct or extremely funny circumstances of [[getting fucking owned (dying)]] recorded throughout history, noted as fucking up someones tumy from laughing too hard

== 20st century ==
nobody ever died before 2000 sorry. thats what y2k was bout acutally

== 21st century ==

=== 2000s ===
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
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!Image
!Date of death
!Details
|-
|John Wrestling Cena
|[[File:John cena missing person report.jpeg|frameless|258x258px]]
|26-06-2003
|John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased.
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|Mario Mario
|[[File:Intro_car_(and_marty).png|frameless]]
|19-10-1985
|goomba
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|John "Forklift" Kennedy
|[[File:JFK limousine.png|frameless]]
|22-11-1963
|On November 22nd, 1963, Forklift's head "just kinda did that" during a political trip to Dallas, Texas. The cause of this event is unknown to this day. A common theory is that he tried to rotate an apple in his mind, but his brain couldn't handle it, hence it just "doing that". This theory, however, is unconfirmed.
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|DemetriusGoodchi
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|16/03/2025
|died by having his balls cut off and the resulting ligma infection
* [[File:Veritasium fucking dies.png|left|thumb]]veritasium youtube died a horrible and painful death because he suffocated to died which he filmed on yoyutube


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| The Pope
| [[File:Pope-drinks-mate.jpg|frameless]]
| 4/20/2025
| Got too [[weed|high]] lol
|-
| Arthur "Jellybeans" Morgan
| [[File:Jelly beans.jpg|frameless]]
| 7/11/1904
| Died of ligma before passing on his wish to invent [[Sports 2|sports]] to John Sports
|-
| This Fucking Guy
| [[File:Cop vacuum.gif|frameless]]
| i dont fucking remember dude
| got sucked up by the slide and never came out. presumably has been eaten by the slide
|}
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File:Cop vacuum.gif

2025-08-04T19:02:09Z

Delta:

cop go up da slide

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-30T19:26:59Z

Delta:

<div style="margin-top: -70px;margin-left: -150px; position: fixed">[[File:Dante-wth.png|left]]</div>

<div style="float: left;">
what the fuck is this shit
[[File:Metroid prime bitchball.png|left|thumb|245x245px]]
<blockquote>
[[File:Remember suit.jpg|95x95px]] Looks like you don't remember what this is! I was the one who made you forget. It's better this way, trust me.
</blockquote>
</div >
[[Category:BitchSpace Premium]]

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-30T19:20:23Z

Delta:

<div style="margin-top: -70px;margin-left: -150px; position: absolute">[[File:Dante-wth.png|left]]</div>

<div style="float: left;">
what the fuck is this shit
[[File:Metroid prime bitchball.png|left|thumb|245x245px]]
<blockquote>
[[File:Remember suit.jpg|95x95px]] Looks like you don't remember what this is! I was the one who made you forget. It's better this way, trust me.
</blockquote>
</div >

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-30T19:19:47Z

Delta:

<div style="margin-top: -50px;margin-left: -150px; position: absolute">[[File:Dante-wth.png|left]]</div>

<div style="float: left;">
what the fuck is this shit
[[File:Metroid prime bitchball.png|left|thumb|245x245px]]
<blockquote>
[[File:Remember suit.jpg|95x95px]] Looks like you don't remember what this is! I was the one who made you forget. It's better this way, trust me.
</blockquote>
</div >

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-30T19:19:26Z

Delta:

<div style="margin-top: -200px;margin-left: -150px; position: absolute">[[File:Dante-wth.png|left]]</div>

<div style="float: left;">
what the fuck is this shit
[[File:Metroid prime bitchball.png|left|thumb|245x245px]]
<blockquote>
[[File:Remember suit.jpg|95x95px]] Looks like you don't remember what this is! I was the one who made you forget. It's better this way, trust me.
</blockquote>
</div >

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-29T16:33:41Z

Delta:

what the fuck is this shit
[[File:Metroid prime bitchball.png|thumb|245x245px]]<blockquote>
[[File:Remember suit.jpg|95x95px]] Looks like you don't remember what this is! I was the one who made you forget. It's better this way, trust me.
</blockquote>[[File:Dante-wth.png]]

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-29T16:32:20Z

Delta:

what the fuck is this shit
[[File:Metroid prime bitchball.png|thumb|245x245px]]<blockquote>
[[File:Remember suit.jpg|95x95px]] Looks like you don't remember what this is! I was the one who made you forget. It's better this way, trust me.
</blockquote>[[File:Dante-wth.png]]

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-29T16:31:44Z

Delta:

what the fuck is this shit
[[File:Metroid prime bitchball.png|thumb|245x245px]]<blockquote>
[[File:Remember suit.jpg|95x95px]] Looks like you don't remember what this is! I was the one who made you forget. It's better this way, trust me.
</blockquote>[[File:Dante-wth.png]]

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-29T16:31:32Z

Delta:

what the fuck is this shit
[[File:Metroid prime bitchball.png|thumb|245x245px]]<blockquote>
[[File:Remember suit.jpg|95x95px]] Looks like you don't remember what this is! I was the one who made you forget. It's better this way, trust me.
</blockquote>[[File:Dante-wth.png]]

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-29T16:30:27Z

Delta:

what the fuck is this shit
[[File:Metroid prime bitchball.png|thumb|245x245px]]<blockquote>
[[File:Remember suit.jpg|95x95px]] Looks like you don't remember what this is! I was the one who made you forget. It's better this way, trust me.
</blockquote>[[File:Dante-wth.png]]

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-29T16:30:04Z

Delta:

Metroid Prime: Blast Ball

2025-07-29T16:17:13Z

Delta:

what the fuck is this shit
[[File:Metroid prime bitchball.png|thumb|245x245px]]<blockquote>
[[File:Remember suit.jpg|95x95px]] Looks like you don't remember what this is! I was the one who made you forget. It's better this way, trust me.
</blockquote>[[File:Dante-wth.png]]

File:Dante-wth.png

2025-07-29T16:14:36Z

Delta:

what the hell is this

User:Delta

2025-07-24T18:45:01Z

Delta:

User:Delta

2025-07-24T18:44:32Z

Delta:

Delta is a dragon with a fat butt and also w plane. vroom nyoom etcetera
[[File:Cheebcoms dec.png|thumb|plane]]
used to be a lotta different things before settling on planedragon.

== the beautiful ways in which Delta's brain works ==
Despite being being pretty smart Delta can also be a huge fucking idiot sometimes. the following list is a compilation of things that Delta used to believe, before being corrected, alongside any known reasons she expressed

* Eating too many hard boiled eggs in a single day will cause you to choke and die on the yolks
** thaught to her by her mom, because she loves hardboiled eggs and her mom wanted to make sure the whole family could eat hardboiled eggs on Easter. Belief further exacerbated by her observations on salads usually only containing up to two eggs
** "i just thought they were being considerate! like of how many eggs you can safely eat per day. yknow because of the choking hazard of eggs! it made sense to me!!
* forgot or never learned that frogs have skeletons.
** Thought it was similar to cartilage. thought tadpoles didn't have skeletons at all. Spent literally 20 minutes during Anthrocon 2025 looking at frog skeletons in bewilderment.

* thought that they made cadmium and tritium (from periodic table) up for no mans sky
** but to my defense emeril isnt real they DID make that one up
*thought that bellows (the wind making thing they use for fireplaces) was a musical instrument
**theres musical instruments that use them though and thats why i saw them in the music class classroom
**also in skyrim they look like theyre playing music with them
*thought that hideo kojima made krushchev up for metal gear solid 3
*additionally, thought that the president in mgs3 ALSO was made up (its lyndon b johnson)
*thought that you make root beer in a big cauldron like witches do [[File:Wtich.jpg|left|thumb]]
**like thi's

== fucking quotes ==

* "when they gave me sloppy to- WELL IT WASNT SLOPPY they were really good at it" -delta, talking about blowjobs
* "It's not cruel and unusual to eat someone, especially a bird" -delta, defending her position of eating The End's parrot spotter
* "Oh, they can shoot missiles." -delta, talking about metal gears

File:Wtich.jpg

2025-07-24T18:44:03Z

Delta:

yheah i made this

User:Delta

2025-07-24T18:34:45Z

Delta:

Delta is a dragon with a fat butt and also w plane. vroom nyoom etcetera
[[File:Cheebcoms dec.png|thumb|plane]]
used to be a lotta different things before settling on planedragon.

== the beautiful ways in which Delta's brain works ==
Despite being being pretty smart Delta can also be a huge fucking idiot sometimes. the following list is a compilation of things that Delta used to believe, before being corrected, alongside any known reasons she expressed

* Eating too many hard boiled eggs in a single day will cause you to choke and die on the yolks
** thaught to her by her mom, because she loves hardboiled eggs and her mom wanted to make sure the whole family could eat hardboiled eggs on Easter. Belief further exacerbated by her observations on salads usually only containing up to two eggs
** "i just thought they were being considerate! like of how many eggs you can safely eat per day. yknow because of the choking hazard of eggs! it made sense to me!!
* forgot or never learned that frogs have skeletons.
** Thought it was similar to cartilage. thought tadpoles didn't have skeletons at all. Spent literally 20 minutes during Anthrocon 2025 looking at frog skeletons in bewilderment.

* thought that they made cadmium and tritium (from periodic table) up for no mans sky
** but to my defense emeril isnt real they DID make that one up
*thought that bellows (the wind making thing they use for fireplaces) was a musical instrument
**theres musical instruments that use them though and thats why i saw them in the music class classroom
**also in skyrim they look like theyre playing music with them
*thought that hideo kojima made krushchev up for metal gear solid 3
*additionally, thought that the president in mgs3 ALSO was made up (its lyndon b johnson)

== fucking quotes ==

* "when they gave me sloppy to- WELL IT WASNT SLOPPY they were really good at it" -delta, talking about blowjobs
* "It's not cruel and unusual to eat someone, especially a bird" -delta, defending her position of eating The End's parrot spotter
* "Oh, they can shoot missiles." -delta, talking about metal gears

Morgana (deltas kitty)

2025-07-23T15:47:52Z

Delta:

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gfhnfdo;i

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File:Morgana while editing.jpg

2025-07-23T15:47:35Z

Delta:

its her

Morgana (deltas kitty)

2025-07-23T15:46:29Z

Delta:

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Morgana (deltas kitty)

2025-07-23T15:44:42Z

Delta: +

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2025-07-23T15:41:59Z

Delta: +++++++++++++++++

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Morgana (deltas kitty)

2025-07-21T17:16:31Z

Delta: Created blank page

User:Delta

2025-07-19T15:42:29Z

Delta:

Delta is a dragon with a fat butt and also w plane. vroom nyoom etcetera
[[File:Cheebcoms dec.png|thumb|plane]]
used to be a lotta different things before settling on planedragon.

== the beautiful ways in which Delta's brain works ==
Despite being being pretty smart Delta can also be a huge fucking idiot sometimes. the following list is a compilation of things that Delta used to believe, before being corrected, alongside any known reasons she expressed

* Eating too many hard boiled eggs in a single day will cause you to choke and die on the yolks
** thaught to her by her mom, because she loves hardboiled eggs and her mom wanted to make sure the whole family could eat hardboiled eggs on Easter. Belief further exacerbated by her observations on salads usually only containing up to two eggs
** "i just thought they were being considerate! like of how many eggs you can safely eat per day. yknow because of the choking hazard of eggs! it made sense to me!!
* forgot or never learned that frogs have skeletons.
** Thought it was similar to cartilage. thought tadpoles didn't have skeletons at all. Spent literally 20 minutes during Anthrocon 2025 looking at frog skeletons in bewilderment.

* thought that they made cadmium and tritium (from periodic table) up for no mans sky
** but to my defense emeril isnt real they DID make that one up
*thought that bellows (the wind making thing they use for fireplaces) was a musical instrument
**theres musical instruments that use them though and thats why i saw them in the music class classroom
**also in skyrim they look like theyre playing music with them

== fucking quotes ==

* "when they gave me sloppy to- WELL IT WASNT SLOPPY they were really good at it" -delta, talking about blowjobs
* "It's not cruel and unusual to eat someone, especially a bird" -delta, defending her position of eating The End's parrot spotter
* "Oh, they can shoot missiles." -delta, talking about metal gears

User:Delta

2025-07-19T15:40:28Z

Delta: /* the beautiful ways in which Delta's brain works */

User:Delta

2025-07-08T12:15:15Z

Delta:

File:Cheebcoms dec.png

2025-07-08T12:14:52Z

Delta:

Aaaa

User:Delta

2025-07-08T12:13:23Z

Delta: made userpage. add whatever on top, feel free to add fucking weird beliefs i had in the past to.the appropriate section

== the beautiful ways in which Delta's brain works ==
Despite being being pretty smart Delta can also be a huge fucking idiot sometimes. the following list is a compilation of things that Delta used to believe, before being corrected, alongside any known reasons she expressed

* Eating too many hard boiled eggs in a single day will cause you to choke and die on the yolks
** thaught to her by her mom, because she loves hardboiled eggs and her mom wanted to make sure the whole family could eat hardboiled eggs on Easter. Belief further exacerbated by her observations on salads usually only containing up to two eggs
** "i just thought they were being considerate! like of how many eggs you can safely eat per day. yknow because of the choking hazard of eggs! it made sense to me!!
* forgot or never learned that frogs have skeletons.
** Thought it was similar to cartilage. thought tadpoles didn't have skeletons at all. Spent literally 20 minutes during Anthrocon 2025 looking at frog skeletons in bewilderment.

KRDK-TV mast

2025-06-17T20:12:19Z

Delta:

[[File:Kxjb tv mast pano.jpg|frame|''snake eater......................................'']]

<big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big><big>The KRDK-TV mast is a television transmitting tower in Traill County, North Dakota, United States. At 2,060 ft (630 m), it is currently the tallest structure in the United States, the second-tallest structure in the Western Hemisphere and the seventh-tallest structure in the world. It stands 72.8 ft (22.2 m) taller than the nearby KVLY-TV mast in Blanchard, North Dakota, which was previously 3.3 ft (1.0 m) taller until the removal of a VHF antenna reduced its height in 2019. Located 3.5 miles (5.6 km) northeast of Galesburg, North Dakota, the KRDK-TV mast was completed in 1966, to replace the station's previous mast, a 1,085-foot (331 m) tower 15 miles (24 km) northeast of Valley City, North Dakota (or southwest of Pillsbury) which was sold to KOVC, an AM radio station. The KRDK-TV antenna has an effective radiated power [[Vore|(ERP)]] of 285 kW. KRDK-TV (formerly KXJB-TV) is licensed to Valley City, serving the Fargo and Grand Forks TV markets. The station and tower are owned by Major Market Broadcasting. bitch.
[[Category:Rocks]]

Gold

2025-06-17T19:58:15Z

Delta:

[[File:{{#setmainimage:Winged lion, Gold plate, Persian Art, 5th century BC, Kanellopoulos Museum, 225044.jpg}}|thumb|This lion is screaming because he is made of gold]]
Gold is a high value, relatively common metal. It is found as native ore underground in igneous and sedimentary layers. You can also find it on rich people's corpses. Despite the name, most gold is not very old.

== Properties ==
[[File:Gold (Element - 79).jpg|thumb|Supposedly there is gold in this picture]]
Gold is shiny and and gold colored. Sometimes it is round but sometimes they make it into other shapes. It's not brass. You can lick gold but you won't like it. Gold does not make any sound as far as we know. Gold is so soft that if you push your thumb into it you'll ruin it forever and mom will get mad.
[[File:Chocolate Coins (7431435826).jpg|thumb|A clever trick, but these coins are actually made of [[chocolate]].]]
You can make gold into coins and people will think you're a medieval peasant. I tried this once and some guy kept following me trying to get me to read his tweets and eat doritos. He was attacked by feral hogs and dismembered while I watched. That's the power of gold, buckaroo.

== Things you can do with gold ==

# [[Minecraft|Mine]] it
# Give it to [[River|me]]
# Repeat step 1

== Popular culture ==
[[File:The-simpsons-homer.gif|thumb|Homer Simpson is made of gold]]
[[File:Australian-Sea-Lion-Playing-Adobe.jpg|thumb|this is gold i think (they go Au Au Au Au)]]
Gold is a prominent feature of many popular cultures including America and Nazi Germany. I think there is Gold in the movie Pulp Fiction. Homer Simpson from the [[List of forgotten Simpsons characters|Simpsons]] is made of gold. There is a pokemon that is made of gold.

In the 1800s a Portuguese ship "La Esperanza" was travelling across the Pacific Ocean carrying hundreds of tons of gold when it was attacked by pirates off the coast of Hawaii. The pirates buried the gold somewhere in the islands, and the treasure was presumed lost until it was discovered by the legendary [[Dame Da Ne Guy|yakuza]] patriarch [[24 Hour Cinderella Guy]].

Some people say their posts are gold, but they are wrong. I checked. That's letters.

== Controversy ==
Why are you still reading this page when you could be mining gold?

== See also ==

* [[Conk]]
* [[Bitcoin]]
* [[Sambal badjak]]
* [[irony]]

[[Category:Rocks]]

File:Australian-Sea-Lion-Playing-Adobe.jpg

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this is gold i think (they go Au Au Au Au)

List of unusual deaths

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{{Kirby lore}}[[File:River fucking dies.png|thumb|346x346px|like thi's]]
From BitchSpace, the free Space that anyone can Bitch!
::''This is a dynamic list and may never be able to satisfy ur pussy. You can help by adding found itemsd witoput realibal sources.''

This '''list of unusual deaths''' includes distinct, tinct or extremely funny circumstances of [[getting fucking owned (dying)]] recorded throughout history, noted as fucking up someones tumy from laughing too hard

== 20st century ==
nobody ever died before 2000 sorry. thats what y2k was bout acutally

== 21st century ==

=== 2000s ===
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
|+
!Name of person
!Image
!Date of death
!Details
|-
|John Wrestling Cena
|[[File:John cena missing person report.jpeg|frameless|258x258px]]
|26-06-2003
|John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased.
|-
|Mario Mario
|[[File:Intro_car_(and_marty).png|frameless]]
|19-10-1985
|goomba
|-
|John "Forklift" Kennedy
|[[File:JFK limousine.png|frameless]]
|22-11-1963
|On November 22nd, 1963, Forklift's head "just kinda did that" during a political trip to Dallas, Texas. The cause of this event is unknown to this day. A common theory is that he tried to rotate an apple in his mind, but his brain couldn't handle it, hence it just "doing that". This theory, however, is unconfirmed.
|-
|DemetriusGoodchi
|
|16/03/2025
|died by having his balls cut off and the resulting ligma infection
* [[File:Veritasium fucking dies.png|left|thumb]]veritasium youtube died a horrible and painful death because he suffocated to died which he filmed on yoyutube

|-
| The Pope
| [[File:Pope-drinks-mate.jpg|frameless]]
| 4/20/2025
| Got too [[weed|high]] lol
|}

List of unusual deaths

2025-03-16T19:43:11Z

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{{Kirby lore}}[[File:River fucking dies.png|thumb|346x346px|like thi's]]
From BitchSpace, the free Space that anyone can Bitch!
::''This is a dynamic list and may never be able to satisfy ur pussy. You can help by adding found itemsd witoput realibal sources.''

This '''list of unusual deaths''' includes distinct, tinct or extremely funny circumstances of [[getting fucking owned (dying)]] recorded throughout history, noted as fucking up someones tumy from laughing too hard

== 20st century ==
nobody ever died before 2000 sorry. thats what y2k was bout acutally

== 21st century ==

=== 2000s ===
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
|+
!Name of person
!Image
!Date of death
!Details
|-
|John Wrestling Cena
|[[File:John cena missing person report.jpeg|frameless|258x258px]]
|26-06-2003
|John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased.
|-
|Mario Mario
|[[File:Intro_car_(and_marty).png|frameless]]
|19-10-1985
|goomba
|-
|John "Forklift" Kennedy
|[[File:JFK limousine.png|frameless]]
|22-11-1963
|On November 22nd, 1963, Forklift's head "just kinda did that" during a political trip to Dallas, Texas. The cause of this event is unknown to this day.
|-
|DemetriusGoodchi
|
|16/03/2025
|died by having his balls cut off and the resulting ligma infection
* [[File:Veritasium fucking dies.png|left|thumb]]veritasium youtube died a horrible and painful death because he suffocated to died which he filmed on yoyutube

List of unusual deaths

2025-03-16T19:42:06Z

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{{Kirby lore}}[[File:River fucking dies.png|thumb|346x346px|like thi's]]
From BitchSpace, the free Space that anyone can Bitch!
::''This is a dynamic list and may never be able to satisfy ur pussy. You can help by adding found itemsd witoput realibal sources.''

This '''list of unusual deaths''' includes distinct, tinct or extremely funny circumstances of [[getting fucking owned (dying)]] recorded throughout history, noted as fucking up someones tumy from laughing too hard

== 20st century ==
nobody ever died before 2000 sorry. thats what y2k was bout acutally

== 21st century ==

=== 2000s ===
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
|+
!Name of person
!Image
!Date of death
!Details
|-
|John Wrestling Cena
|[[File:John cena missing person report.jpeg|frameless|258x258px]]
|26-06-2003
|John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased.
|-
|Mario Mario
|[[File:Intro_car_(and_marty).png|frameless]]
|19-10-1985
|goomba
|-
|John "Forklift" Kennedy
|[[File:JFK limousine.png|frameless]]
|22-11-1963
|On November 22nd, 1963, Forklift's head "just kinda did that" during a political trip to Dallas, Texas. The cause of this event is unknown to this day.
|-
|DemetriusGoodchi
|
|16/03/2025
|died by having his balls cut off and the resulting ligma infection
|} aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
* [[File:Veritasium fucking dies.png|left|thumb]]veritasium youtube died a horrible and painful death because he suffocated to died which he filmed on yoyutube

List of unusual deaths

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{{Kirby lore}}[[File:River fucking dies.png|thumb|346x346px|like thi's]]
From BitchSpace, the free Space that anyone can Bitch!
::''This is a dynamic list and may never be able to satisfy ur pussy. You can help by adding found itemsd witoput realibal sources.''

This '''list of unusual deaths''' includes distinct, tinct or extremely funny circumstances of [[getting fucking owned (dying)]] recorded throughout history, noted as fucking up someones tumy from laughing too hard

== 20st century ==
nobody ever died before 2000 sorry. thats what y2k was bout acutally

== 21st century ==

=== 2000s ===
{| class="wikitable sortable mw-collapsible"
|+
!Name of person
!Image
!Date of death
!Details
|-
|John Wrestling Cena
|[[File:John cena missing person report.jpeg|frameless|258x258px]]
|26-06-2003
|John Cena was last seen on 26 June 2003, after the fight with Orlando Jordan. After his victory, he seemed to chant an unknown incantation and followed it up with an arcane gesture. Mister Cena promptly vanished. A search party was quickly sent out, but the to-be wrestling star is still missing to this day. Rumours have it he can still occasionally be heard, but due to the length of time it had been, he is widely considered to be deceased.
|-
|Mario Mario
|[[File:Intro_car_(and_marty).png|frameless]]
|19-10-1985
|goomba
|-
|John "Forklift" Kennedy
|[[File:JFK limousine.png|frameless]]
|22-11-1963
|On November 22nd, 1963, Forklift's head "just kinda did that" during a political trip to Dallas, Texas. The cause of this event is unknown to this day.
|-
|DemetriusGoodchi
|
|16/03/2025
|died by having his balls cut off and the resulting ligma infection

* [[File:Veritasium fucking dies.png|left|thumb]]veritasium youtube died a horrible and painful death because he suffocated to died which he filmed on yoyutube

Executive dysfunction

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