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List of legal struggle bats

2025-07-20T23:50:11Z

CHAOKOCartoons: put the words above the images

'''Struggle''' is a popular sport played among unsupervised children and 20-40 year old larpers alike. It traditionally consists of two players who battle with '''"Struggle Bats"''' in order to beat each others "'''Struggle Balls"''' off of each other, and the winner is the player with the most '''balls''' at the end of sixty seconds. However, over the course of Struggles history, players have experimented and implemented the use of varying types of Struggle Bats, many of which may or may not even BE bats. Bellow is a comprehensive list of all Struggle Bats that have appeared in the sports grand history.

== Struggle Sword ==
The '''Struggle Sword''' was the very first design for a struggle bat back when struggle began in nineteen ot' seven. Struggle League regulation and safety standards had not yet been established as of it's conception, resulting in the struggle sword traditionally not being filled with any foam or padding, making it hurt a LOT more when you get hit by it. To keep tradition, Struggle Swords used in the league still do not contain any protective padding as per the leagues command despite numerous major league athlete dropouts and angry Karens draining the leagues funds with lawsuits.[[File:Strugglesword.png|alt=The struggle bat you pick if you have no whimsy or swag.|thumb|The golden standard for all Struggle Bats.|center]]

== Struggle Hammer ==
The '''Struggle Hammer''', previously known as the '''Struggle Rapier''', was the struggle bat design proposed upon forming the Struggle League's regulation and safety standards. Boasting a larger hilt with a hand guard, the bat excels in defense, albiet only really for your hands. The game is about knocking the '''balls''' of people's body, so really the guard doesn't actually do all that much to be honest. Sure you could sort of work it around an opponents bat and maybe punch it out of the way of your body, but if you were going to do that I don't get why you wouldn't just pick the fucking '''Struggle Boppers.''' The Struggle Hammer also notably has a slimmer and longer blade, hence its previous name "Struggle Rapier". This makes swift decisive poking at your opponents '''balls''' the most effective and optimal usage of the Struggle Hammer.

The bat received it's current name after world famous Struggle Athlete "John Struggle" crashed out after going 0:200 within 10 seconds of their final match of Strugglemania VI, resulting in John swinging the bat around by its blade wildly and accidentally cracking the skull of their opponent who's name has since been redacted from the records (it was Phillip, of course) with the guard. Everyone thought it was pretty cool, though, so John got off the hook with no penalties. The name of the bat was from then on referred to as the "Struggle Hammer" by fans, calling back to the previously banned original Struggle Hammer (now called the Struggle Rapier) in a cruel sense of irony. The family of John's opponents were forced to pay a fine to John in court after a 13 year struggle. In court. They played struggle in court for 13 years. They died.[[File:Strugglehammer.png|alt=The struggle bat you pick if you're a fuckin pussy that doesn't like getting they/their hands smacked.|thumb|The silver standard for all Struggle Bats.|center]]
== Struggle Wand ==
The '''Struggle Wand''' fucking sucks and everyone knows it. It was ''APPARENTLY'' designed to enhance the finishing moves of athletes, but apparently no one told those athletes that magic isn't fucking real. Doing a funny pose and flashing a bunch of lights around doesn't change the fact that your strike range is dog water and entirely concentrated on that pathetic star at the end of your bat. Not to mention actually hitting anyone with this is one of the least safe things you can do considering it's 90% hard wood and 10% abnormally shaped pointy foam. How the fuck did the '''Struggle Rapier''' get banned in the same year this bat was introduced?

''ALLEGEDLY'' the bat has remained in competitive play due to the yet to be explained stunning results of certain Struggle Wand specialists who '''''SOMEHOW''''' manage to hit opponents with their crazy staged lightshows and drop a ridiculous amount of their orbs (throwing) before anyone can even parse what happened. Investigations are currently underway on Struggle Wand athletes and whether the wand should be allowed to remain in the official lineup.[[File:Strugglewand.png|alt=how the fuck is this league regulation authorized|thumb|The dog shit standard for all Struggle Bats|center]]
== Struggle Gun ==
The '''Struggle Gun''' was controversially added after a mysterious up and coming athlete Braig showed up to Strugglemania XIII and began arguing and threatening with referees and commentators that there was nothing in the rules against shooting your opponents in the '''balls'''. While they weren't wrong, officials were unhappy at the loss of athlete Lowe Hangar and potential loss of any other athlete that may have faced this newcomer in the rest of the bracket. In an attempt to appease their fury, and in appreciation of their admittedly kind of sick eyepatch, the first struggle gun was taken from an unsuspecting child in the audience and given to Braig to use instead.

While many fans and athletes complain about getting out zoned in what was once an honest rushdown paradise of a game, the drawback of having to use ones own '''balls''' as ammo for the Struggle Gun is seen as a fair and balanced tradeoff.[[File:Strugglegun.png|alt=these fucking SUCKED when struggle balls were made of lead|thumb|The cowardly standard for all Struggle Bats|center]]
== Struggle Boppers ==
The '''Struggle Boppers''' are a relatively new addition to the struggle bat lineup. Struggle Boppers were introduced in the late 90's as a result of a new and upcoming subgenre of Struggle, "Backyard Struggle", where opponents would grab eachothers '''balls''' with their bare fists and alternatively pillows in case of a slumber party. In an attempt to remain hip with the kids and mitigate further lawsuit charges, the Struggle League introduced Struggle Boppers to appease athletes enthusiasm for punching each other in the '''balls'''. While briefly seen as a copout by backyard ball busting enthusiasts, over time even they could not deny that Struggle Boppers were "rad as hell" and a welcome addition to the official sport.

What they lack in range, they make up for in power, defense, and fun.[[File:Struggleboppers.png|alt=more fun than a data fight|thumb|The rad as hell standard for all Struggle Bats|center]]
== Struggle Boots ==
The '''Struggle Boots''' are a pair of foam boots painted to look like struggle bats. These were introduced after a high demand to kick other athletes in the '''testicles'''.[[File:Struggle boots.jpg|thumb|The ball busting standard for all Struggle Bats|center]]

== Struggling Bat ==
The '''Struggling Bat''' is actually the sports very own beloved mascot and trusty sidekick of John Struggle: Struggle the Bat! Everyone loves swinging this fucker around, so we decided to let players use em during overtime! They specialize in dealing psychological damage to their opponents, who often weap at the glorious site of our grand sports pride and joy.

If they ask you for money, do NOT under any circumstances pay them any mind.[[File:Strugglebat.png|alt=do not feed the struggling bat|thumb|The beloved standard for all Struggling Bats.|center]]

List of legal struggle bats

2025-07-20T23:47:53Z

CHAOKOCartoons: centered images to keep them in line. fuck it.

'''Struggle''' is a popular sport played among unsupervised children and 20-40 year old larpers alike. It traditionally consists of two players who battle with '''"Struggle Bats"''' in order to beat each others "'''Struggle Balls"''' off of each other, and the winner is the player with the most '''balls''' at the end of sixty seconds. However, over the course of Struggles history, players have experimented and implemented the use of varying types of Struggle Bats, many of which may or may not even BE bats. Bellow is a comprehensive list of all Struggle Bats that have appeared in the sports grand history.

== Struggle Sword ==
[[File:Strugglesword.png|alt=The struggle bat you pick if you have no whimsy or swag.|thumb|The golden standard for all Struggle Bats.|center]]
The '''Struggle Sword''' was the very first design for a struggle bat back when struggle began in nineteen ot' seven. Struggle League regulation and safety standards had not yet been established as of it's conception, resulting in the struggle sword traditionally not being filled with any foam or padding, making it hurt a LOT more when you get hit by it. To keep tradition, Struggle Swords used in the league still do not contain any protective padding as per the leagues command despite numerous major league athlete dropouts and angry Karens draining the leagues funds with lawsuits.

== Struggle Hammer ==
[[File:Strugglehammer.png|alt=The struggle bat you pick if you're a fuckin pussy that doesn't like getting they/their hands smacked.|thumb|The silver standard for all Struggle Bats.|center]]
The '''Struggle Hammer''', previously known as the '''Struggle Rapier''', was the struggle bat design proposed upon forming the Struggle League's regulation and safety standards. Boasting a larger hilt with a hand guard, the bat excels in defense, albiet only really for your hands. The game is about knocking the '''balls''' of people's body, so really the guard doesn't actually do all that much to be honest. Sure you could sort of work it around an opponents bat and maybe punch it out of the way of your body, but if you were going to do that I don't get why you wouldn't just pick the fucking '''Struggle Boppers.''' The Struggle Hammer also notably has a slimmer and longer blade, hence its previous name "Struggle Rapier". This makes swift decisive poking at your opponents '''balls''' the most effective and optimal usage of the Struggle Hammer.

The bat received it's current name after world famous Struggle Athlete "John Struggle" crashed out after going 0:200 within 10 seconds of their final match of Strugglemania VI, resulting in John swinging the bat around by its blade wildly and accidentally cracking the skull of their opponent who's name has since been redacted from the records (it was Phillip, of course) with the guard. Everyone thought it was pretty cool, though, so John got off the hook with no penalties. The name of the bat was from then on referred to as the "Struggle Hammer" by fans, calling back to the previously banned original Struggle Hammer (now called the Struggle Rapier) in a cruel sense of irony. The family of John's opponents were forced to pay a fine to John in court after a 13 year struggle. In court. They played struggle in court for 13 years. They died.

== Struggle Wand ==
[[File:Strugglewand.png|alt=how the fuck is this league regulation authorized|thumb|The dog shit standard for all Struggle Bats|center]]
The '''Struggle Wand''' fucking sucks and everyone knows it. It was ''APPARENTLY'' designed to enhance the finishing moves of athletes, but apparently no one told those athletes that magic isn't fucking real. Doing a funny pose and flashing a bunch of lights around doesn't change the fact that your strike range is dog water and entirely concentrated on that pathetic star at the end of your bat. Not to mention actually hitting anyone with this is one of the least safe things you can do considering it's 90% hard wood and 10% abnormally shaped pointy foam. How the fuck did the '''Struggle Rapier''' get banned in the same year this bat was introduced?

''ALLEGEDLY'' the bat has remained in competitive play due to the yet to be explained stunning results of certain Struggle Wand specialists who '''''SOMEHOW''''' manage to hit opponents with their crazy staged lightshows and drop a ridiculous amount of their orbs (throwing) before anyone can even parse what happened. Investigations are currently underway on Struggle Wand athletes and whether the wand should be allowed to remain in the official lineup.

== Struggle Gun ==
[[File:Strugglegun.png|alt=these fucking SUCKED when struggle balls were made of lead|thumb|The cowardly standard for all Struggle Bats|center]]
The '''Struggle Gun''' was controversially added after a mysterious up and coming athlete Braig showed up to Strugglemania XIII and began arguing and threatening with referees and commentators that there was nothing in the rules against shooting your opponents in the '''balls'''. While they weren't wrong, officials were unhappy at the loss of athlete Lowe Hangar and potential loss of any other athlete that may have faced this newcomer in the rest of the bracket. In an attempt to appease their fury, and in appreciation of their admittedly kind of sick eyepatch, the first struggle gun was taken from an unsuspecting child in the audience and given to Braig to use instead.

While many fans and athletes complain about getting out zoned in what was once an honest rushdown paradise of a game, the drawback of having to use ones own '''balls''' as ammo for the Struggle Gun is seen as a fair and balanced tradeoff.

== Struggle Boppers ==
[[File:Struggleboppers.png|alt=more fun than a data fight|thumb|The rad as hell standard for all Struggle Bats|center]]
The '''Struggle Boppers''' are a relatively new addition to the struggle bat lineup. Struggle Boppers were introduced in the late 90's as a result of a new and upcoming subgenre of Struggle, "Backyard Struggle", where opponents would grab eachothers '''balls''' with their bare fists and alternatively pillows in case of a slumber party. In an attempt to remain hip with the kids and mitigate further lawsuit charges, the Struggle League introduced Struggle Boppers to appease athletes enthusiasm for punching each other in the '''balls'''. While briefly seen as a copout by backyard ball busting enthusiasts, over time even they could not deny that Struggle Boppers were "rad as hell" and a welcome addition to the official sport.

What they lack in range, they make up for in power, defense, and fun.

== Struggle Boots ==
[[File:Struggle boots.jpg|thumb|The ball busting standard for all Struggle Bats|center]]
The '''Struggle Boots''' are a pair of foam boots painted to look like struggle bats. These were introduced after a high demand to kick other athletes in the '''testicles'''.

== Struggling Bat ==
[[File:Strugglebat.png|alt=do not feed the struggling bat|thumb|The beloved standard for all Struggling Bats.|center]]
The '''Struggling Bat''' is actually the sports very own beloved mascot: Struggle the Bat! Everyone loves swinging this fucker around, so we decided to let players use em during overtime! They specialize in dealing psychological damage to their opponents, who often weap at the glorious site of our grand sports pride and joy.

If they ask you for money, do NOT under any circumstances pay them any mind.

List of legal struggle bats

2025-07-20T23:44:51Z

CHAOKOCartoons: once again adjusting alignment

'''Struggle''' is a popular sport played among unsupervised children and 20-40 year old larpers alike. It traditionally consists of two players who battle with '''"Struggle Bats"''' in order to beat each others "'''Struggle Balls"''' off of each other, and the winner is the player with the most '''balls''' at the end of sixty seconds. However, over the course of Struggles history, players have experimented and implemented the use of varying types of Struggle Bats, many of which may or may not even BE bats. Bellow is a comprehensive list of all Struggle Bats that have appeared in the sports grand history.

== Struggle Sword ==
[[File:Strugglesword.png|alt=The struggle bat you pick if you have no whimsy or swag.|left|thumb|The golden standard for all Struggle Bats.]]
The '''Struggle Sword''' was the very first design for a struggle bat back when struggle began in nineteen ot' seven. Struggle League regulation and safety standards had not yet been established as of it's conception, resulting in the struggle sword traditionally not being filled with any foam or padding, making it hurt a LOT more when you get hit by it. To keep tradition, Struggle Swords used in the league still do not contain any protective padding as per the leagues command despite numerous major league athlete dropouts and angry Karens draining the leagues funds with lawsuits.

== Struggle Hammer ==
[[File:Strugglehammer.png|alt=The struggle bat you pick if you're a fuckin pussy that doesn't like getting they/their hands smacked.|left|thumb|The silver standard for all Struggle Bats.]]
The '''Struggle Hammer''', previously known as the '''Struggle Rapier''', was the struggle bat design proposed upon forming the Struggle League's regulation and safety standards. Boasting a larger hilt with a hand guard, the bat excels in defense, albiet only really for your hands. The game is about knocking the '''balls''' of people's body, so really the guard doesn't actually do all that much to be honest. Sure you could sort of work it around an opponents bat and maybe punch it out of the way of your body, but if you were going to do that I don't get why you wouldn't just pick the fucking '''Struggle Boppers.''' The Struggle Hammer also notably has a slimmer and longer blade, hence its previous name "Struggle Rapier". This makes swift decisive poking at your opponents '''balls''' the most effective and optimal usage of the Struggle Hammer.

The bat received it's current name after world famous Struggle Athlete "John Struggle" crashed out after going 0:200 within 10 seconds of their final match of Strugglemania VI, resulting in John swinging the bat around by its blade wildly and accidentally cracking the skull of their opponent who's name has since been redacted from the records (it was Phillip, of course) with the guard. Everyone thought it was pretty cool, though, so John got off the hook with no penalties. The name of the bat was from then on referred to as the "Struggle Hammer" by fans, calling back to the previously banned original Struggle Hammer (now called the Struggle Rapier) in a cruel sense of irony. The family of John's opponents were forced to pay a fine to John in court after a 13 year struggle. In court. They played struggle in court for 13 years. They died.

== Struggle Wand ==
[[File:Strugglewand.png|alt=how the fuck is this league regulation authorized|left|thumb|The dog shit standard for all Struggle Bats]]
The '''Struggle Wand''' fucking sucks and everyone knows it. It was ''APPARENTLY'' designed to enhance the finishing moves of athletes, but apparently no one told those athletes that magic isn't fucking real. Doing a funny pose and flashing a bunch of lights around doesn't change the fact that your strike range is dog water and entirely concentrated on that pathetic star at the end of your bat. Not to mention actually hitting anyone with this is one of the least safe things you can do considering it's 90% hard wood and 10% abnormally shaped pointy foam. How the fuck did the '''Struggle Rapier''' get banned in the same year this bat was introduced?

''ALLEGEDLY'' the bat has remained in competitive play due to the yet to be explained stunning results of certain Struggle Wand specialists who '''''SOMEHOW''''' manage to hit opponents with their crazy staged lightshows and drop a ridiculous amount of their orbs (throwing) before anyone can even parse what happened. Investigations are currently underway on Struggle Wand athletes and whether the wand should be allowed to remain in the official lineup.

== Struggle Gun ==
[[File:Strugglegun.png|alt=these fucking SUCKED when struggle balls were made of lead|left|thumb|The cowardly standard for all Struggle Bats]]
The '''Struggle Gun''' was controversially added after a mysterious up and coming athlete Braig showed up to Strugglemania XIII and began arguing and threatening with referees and commentators that there was nothing in the rules against shooting your opponents in the '''balls'''. While they weren't wrong, officials were unhappy at the loss of athlete Lowe Hangar and potential loss of any other athlete that may have faced this newcomer in the rest of the bracket. In an attempt to appease their fury, and in appreciation of their admittedly kind of sick eyepatch, the first struggle gun was taken from an unsuspecting child in the audience and given to Braig to use instead.

While many fans and athletes complain about getting out zoned in what was once an honest rushdown paradise of a game, the drawback of having to use ones own '''balls''' as ammo for the Struggle Gun is seen as a fair and balanced tradeoff.

== Struggle Boppers ==
[[File:Struggleboppers.png|alt=more fun than a data fight|left|thumb|The rad as hell standard for all Struggle Bats]]
The '''Struggle Boppers''' are a relatively new addition to the struggle bat lineup. Struggle Boppers were introduced in the late 90's as a result of a new and upcoming subgenre of Struggle, "Backyard Struggle", where opponents would grab eachothers '''balls''' with their bare fists and alternatively pillows in case of a slumber party. In an attempt to remain hip with the kids and mitigate further lawsuit charges, the Struggle League introduced Struggle Boppers to appease athletes enthusiasm for punching each other in the '''balls'''. While briefly seen as a copout by backyard ball busting enthusiasts, over time even they could not deny that Struggle Boppers were "rad as hell" and a welcome addition to the official sport.

What they lack in range, they make up for in power, defense, and fun.

== Struggle Boots ==
[[File:Struggle boots.jpg|left|thumb|The ball busting standard for all Struggle Bats]]
The '''Struggle Boots''' are a pair of foam boots painted to look like struggle bats. These were introduced after a high demand to kick other athletes in the '''testicles'''.

== Struggling Bat ==
[[File:Strugglebat.png|alt=do not feed the struggling bat|left|thumb|The beloved standard for all Struggling Bats.]]
The '''Struggling Bat''' is actually the sports very own beloved mascot: Struggle the Bat! Everyone loves swinging this fucker around, so we decided to let players use em during overtime! They specialize in dealing psychological damage to their opponents, who often weap at the glorious site of our grand sports pride and joy.

If they ask you for money, do NOT under any circumstances pay them any mind.

List of legal struggle bats

2025-07-20T23:42:23Z

CHAOKOCartoons: adjusted alignment of content

'''Struggle''' is a popular sport played among unsupervised children and 20-40 year old larpers alike. It traditionally consists of two players who battle with '''"Struggle Bats"''' in order to beat each others "'''Struggle Balls"''' off of each other, and the winner is the player with the most '''balls''' at the end of sixty seconds. However, over the course of Struggles history, players have experimented and implemented the use of varying types of Struggle Bats, many of which may or may not even BE bats. Bellow is a comprehensive list of all Struggle Bats that have appeared in the sports grand history.

== Struggle Sword ==
[[File:Strugglesword.png|alt=The struggle bat you pick if you have no whimsy or swag.|left|thumb|The golden standard for all Struggle Bats.]]
The '''Struggle Sword''' was the very first design for a struggle bat back when struggle began in nineteen ot' seven. Struggle League regulation and safety standards had not yet been established as of it's conception, resulting in the struggle sword traditionally not being filled with any foam or padding, making it hurt a LOT more when you get hit by it. To keep tradition, Struggle Swords used in the league still do not contain any protective padding as per the leagues command despite numerous major league athlete dropouts and angry Karens draining the leagues funds with lawsuits.

== Struggle Hammer ==
[[File:Strugglehammer.png|alt=The struggle bat you pick if you're a fuckin pussy that doesn't like getting they/their hands smacked.|left|thumb|The silver standard for all Struggle Bats.]]
The '''Struggle Hammer''', previously known as the '''Struggle Rapier''', was the struggle bat design proposed upon forming the Struggle League's regulation and safety standards. Boasting a larger hilt with a hand guard, the bat excels in defense, albiet only really for your hands. The game is about knocking the '''balls''' of people's body, so really the guard doesn't actually do all that much to be honest. Sure you could sort of work it around an opponents bat and maybe punch it out of the way of your body, but if you were going to do that I don't get why you wouldn't just pick the fucking '''Struggle Boppers.''' The Struggle Hammer also notably has a slimmer and longer blade, hence its previous name "Struggle Rapier". This makes swift decisive poking at your opponents '''balls''' the most effective and optimal usage of the Struggle Hammer.

The bat received it's current name after world famous Struggle Athlete "John Struggle" crashed out after going 0:200 within 10 seconds of their final match of Strugglemania VI, resulting in John swinging the bat around by its blade wildly and accidentally cracking the skull of their opponent who's name has since been redacted from the records (it was Phillip, of course) with the guard. Everyone thought it was pretty cool, though, so John got off the hook with no penalties. The name of the bat was from then on referred to as the "Struggle Hammer" by fans, calling back to the previously banned original Struggle Hammer (now called the Struggle Rapier) in a cruel sense of irony. The family of John's opponents were forced to pay a fine to John in court after a 13 year struggle. In court. They played struggle in court for 13 years. They died.

== Struggle Wand ==
[[File:Strugglewand.png|alt=how the fuck is this league regulation authorized|left|thumb|The dog shit standard for all Struggle Bats]]
The '''Struggle Wand''' fucking sucks and everyone knows it. It was ''APPARENTLY'' designed to enhance the finishing moves of athletes, but apparently no one told those athletes that magic isn't fucking real. Doing a funny pose and flashing a bunch of lights around doesn't change the fact that your strike range is dog water and entirely concentrated on that pathetic star at the end of your bat. Not to mention actually hitting anyone with this is one of the least safe things you can do considering it's 90% hard wood and 10% abnormally shaped pointy foam. How the fuck did the '''Struggle Rapier''' get banned in the same year this bat was introduced?

''ALLEGEDLY'' the bat has remained in competitive play due to the yet to be explained stunning results of certain Struggle Wand specialists who '''''SOMEHOW''''' manage to hit opponents with their crazy staged lightshows and drop a ridiculous amount of their orbs (throwing) before anyone can even parse what happened. Investigations are currently underway on Struggle Wand athletes and whether the wand should be allowed to remain in the official lineup.

== Struggle Gun ==
[[File:Strugglegun.png|alt=these fucking SUCKED when struggle balls were made of lead|left|thumb|The cowardly standard for all Struggle Bats]]
The '''Struggle Gun''' was controversially added after a mysterious up and coming athlete Braig showed up to Strugglemania XIII and began arguing and threatening with referees and commentators that there was nothing in the rules against shooting your opponents in the '''balls'''. While they weren't wrong, officials were unhappy at the loss of athlete Lowe Hangar and potential loss of any other athlete that may have faced this newcomer in the rest of the bracket. In an attempt to appease their fury, and in appreciation of their admittedly kind of sick eyepatch, the first struggle gun was taken from an unsuspecting child in the audience and given to Braig to use instead.

While many fans and athletes complain about getting out zoned in what was once an honest rushdown paradise of a game, the drawback of having to use ones own '''balls''' as ammo for the Struggle Gun is seen as a fair and balanced tradeoff.

== Struggle Boppers ==
[[File:Struggleboppers.png|alt=more fun than a data fight|left|thumb|The rad as hell standard for all Struggle Bats]]
The '''Struggle Boppers''' are a relatively new addition to the struggle bat lineup. Struggle Boppers were introduced in the late 90's as a result of a new and upcoming subgenre of Struggle, "Backyard Struggle", where opponents would grab eachothers '''balls''' with their bare fists and alternatively pillows in case of a slumber party. In an attempt to remain hip with the kids and mitigate further lawsuit charges, the Struggle League introduced Struggle Boppers to appease athletes enthusiasm for punching each other in the '''balls'''. While briefly seen as a copout by backyard ball busting enthusiasts, over time even they could not deny that Struggle Boppers were "rad as hell" and a welcome addition to the official sport.

What they lack in range, they make up for in power, defense, and fun.

== Struggle Boots ==
[[File:Struggle boots.jpg|left|thumb|The ball busting standard for all Struggle Bats]]
The '''Struggle Boots''' are a pair of foam boots painted to look like struggle bats. These were introduced after a high demand to kick other athletes in the '''testicles'''.

== Struggling Bat ==
[[File:Strugglebat.png|alt=do not feed the struggling bat|left|thumb|The beloved standard for all Struggling Bats.]]
The '''Struggling Bat''' is actually the sports very own beloved mascot: Struggle the Bat! Everyone loves swinging this fucker around, so we decided to let players use em during overtime! They specialize in dealing psychological damage to their opponents, who often weap at the glorious site of our grand sports pride and joy.

If they ask you for money, do NOT under any circumstances pay them any mind.

List of legal struggle bats

2025-07-20T23:41:07Z

CHAOKOCartoons: added each currently legal struggle bat and a brief description of them

'''Struggle''' is a popular sport played among unsupervised children and 20-40 year old larpers alike. It traditionally consists of two players who battle with '''"Struggle Bats"''' in order to beat each others "'''Struggle Balls"''' off of each other, and the winner is the player with the most '''balls''' at the end of sixty seconds. However, over the course of Struggles history, players have experimented and implemented the use of varying types of Struggle Bats, many of which may or may not even BE bats. Bellow is a comprehensive list of all Struggle Bats that have appeared in the sports grand history.

== Struggle Sword ==
[[File:Strugglesword.png|alt=The struggle bat you pick if you have no whimsy or swag.|left|thumb|The golden standard for all Struggle Bats.]]
The '''Struggle Sword''' was the very first design for a struggle bat back when struggle began in nineteen ot' seven. Struggle League regulation and safety standards had not yet been established as of it's conception, resulting in the struggle sword traditionally not being filled with any foam or padding, making it hurt a LOT more when you get hit by it. To keep tradition, Struggle Swords used in the league still do not contain any protective padding as per the leagues command despite numerous major league athlete dropouts and angry Karens draining the leagues funds with lawsuits.

== Struggle Hammer ==
[[File:Strugglehammer.png|alt=The struggle bat you pick if you're a fuckin pussy that doesn't like getting they/their hands smacked.|left|thumb|The silver standard for all Struggle Bats.]]
The '''Struggle Hammer''', previously known as the '''Struggle Rapier''', was the struggle bat design proposed upon forming the Struggle League's regulation and safety standards. Boasting a larger hilt with a hand guard, the bat excels in defense, albiet only really for your hands. The game is about knocking the '''balls''' of people's body, so really the guard doesn't actually do all that much to be honest. Sure you could sort of work it around an opponents bat and maybe punch it out of the way of your body, but if you were going to do that I don't get why you wouldn't just pick the fucking '''Struggle Boppers.''' The Struggle Hammer also notably has a slimmer and longer blade, hence its previous name "Struggle Rapier". This makes swift decisive poking at your opponents '''balls''' the most effective and optimal usage of the Struggle Hammer.

The bat received it's current name after world famous Struggle Athlete "John Struggle" crashed out after going 0:200 within 10 seconds of their final match of Strugglemania VI, resulting in John swinging the bat around by its blade wildly and accidentally cracking the skull of their opponent who's name has since been redacted from the records (it was Phillip, of course) with the guard. Everyone thought it was pretty cool, though, so John got off the hook with no penalties. The name of the bat was from then on referred to as the "Struggle Hammer" by fans, calling back to the previously banned original Struggle Hammer (now called the Struggle Rapier) in a cruel sense of irony. The family of John's opponents were forced to pay a fine to John in court after a 13 year struggle. In court. They played struggle in court for 13 years. They died.

== Struggle Wand ==
[[File:Strugglewand.png|alt=how the fuck is this league regulation authorized|left|thumb|The dog shit standard for all Struggle Bats]]
The '''Struggle Wand''' fucking sucks and everyone knows it. It was ''APPARENTLY'' designed to enhance the finishing moves of athletes, but apparently no one told those athletes that magic isn't fucking real. Doing a funny pose and flashing a bunch of lights around doesn't change the fact that your strike range is dog water and entirely concentrated on that pathetic star at the end of your bat. Not to mention actually hitting anyone with this is one of the least safe things you can do considering it's 90% hard wood and 10% abnormally shaped pointy foam. How the fuck did the '''Struggle Rapier''' get banned in the same year this bat was introduced?

''ALLEGEDLY'' the bat has remained in competitive play due to the yet to be explained stunning results of certain Struggle Wand specialists who '''''SOMEHOW''''' manage to hit opponents with their crazy staged lightshows and drop a ridiculous amount of their orbs (throwing) before anyone can even parse what happened. Investigations are currently underway on Struggle Wand athletes and whether the wand should be allowed to remain in the official lineup.

== Struggle Gun ==
[[File:Strugglegun.png|alt=these fucking SUCKED when struggle balls were made of lead|left|thumb|The cowardly standard for all Struggle Bats]]
The '''Struggle Gun''' was controversially added after a mysterious up and coming athlete Braig showed up to Strugglemania XIII and began arguing and threatening with referees and commentators that there was nothing in the rules against shooting your opponents in the '''balls'''. While they weren't wrong, officials were unhappy at the loss of athlete Lowe Hangar and potential loss of any other athlete that may have faced this newcomer in the rest of the bracket. In an attempt to appease their fury, and in appreciation of their admittedly kind of sick eyepatch, the first struggle gun was taken from an unsuspecting child in the audience and given to Braig to use instead.

While many fans and athletes complain about getting out zoned in what was once an honest rushdown paradise of a game, the drawback of having to use ones own '''balls''' as ammo for the Struggle Gun is seen as a fair and balanced tradeoff.

== Struggle Boppers ==
[[File:Struggleboppers.png|alt=more fun than a data fight|left|thumb|The rad as hell standard for all Struggle Bats]]
The '''Struggle Boppers''' are a relatively new addition to the struggle bat lineup. Struggle Boppers were introduced in the late 90's as a result of a new and upcoming subgenre of Struggle, "Backyard Struggle", where opponents would grab eachothers '''balls''' with their bare fists and alternatively pillows in case of a slumber party. In an attempt to remain hip with the kids and mitigate further lawsuit charges, the Struggle League introduced Struggle Boppers to appease athletes enthusiasm for punching each other in the '''balls'''. While briefly seen as a copout by backyard ball busting enthusiasts, over time even they could not deny that Struggle Boppers were "rad as hell" and a welcome addition to the official sport.

What they lack in range, they make up for in power, defense, and fun.

== Struggle Boots ==
[[File:Struggle boots.jpg|left|thumb|The ball busting standard for all Struggle Bats]]
The '''Struggle Boots''' are a pair of foam boots painted to look like struggle bats. These were introduced after a high demand to kick other athletes in the '''testicles'''.

== Struggling Bat ==
[[File:Strugglebat.png|alt=do not feed the struggling bat|left|thumb|The beloved standard for all Struggling Bats.]]
The '''Struggling Bat''' is actually the sports very own beloved mascot: Struggle the Bat! Everyone loves swinging this fucker around, so we decided to let players use em during overtime! They specialize in dealing psychological damage to their opponents, who often weap at the glorious site of our grand sports pride and joy.

If they ask you for money, do NOT under any circumstances pay them any mind.

File:Strugglebat.png

2025-07-20T23:34:20Z

CHAOKOCartoons:

the beloved mascot of Struggle: Struggle the Bat

File:Struggle boots.jpg

2025-07-20T23:21:55Z

CHAOKOCartoons:

a pair of big boots, used in struggle

File:Struggleboots.jpg

2025-07-20T23:16:29Z

CHAOKOCartoons:

a pair of blue cleats, used in struggle

File:Struggleboppers.png

2025-07-20T23:05:42Z

CHAOKOCartoons:

foam pillows you can put your hands into, used for struggle.

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2025-07-20T22:45:59Z

CHAOKOCartoons:

a ping pong ball gun, used in struggle

File:Strugglewand.png

2025-07-20T22:32:59Z

CHAOKOCartoons:

This is a foam star on a stick. I'd hardly call it a foam bat used for struggle.

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2025-07-20T22:13:40Z

CHAOKOCartoons:

A foam bat with a noteably large hilt and thin blade, used for Struggle.

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2025-07-20T22:01:56Z

CHAOKOCartoons:

a standard foam bat used in the popular sport "struggle"

Botch.spice

2025-03-08T06:08:59Z

CHAOKOCartoons: ooooh you reeeeeally don't wanna know what i changed ooooooh its NOT nice nuh uh nope

Ooooo you came to the '''WRONG''' area. No sirre bob you ''reeeeally'' don't wanna be here. Not a good idea, highly un-recommended of you. I get how you missed the '''"o"''' but I'm reeeeally not sure how ya missed the '''"a"'''.

You're really in for it now oooo you are SO in for it now. They're gonna be ''soooo'' '''that''' with you, you don't even '''KNOW''' the ''fourth'' of it mister and or madam and or xir and or uncle. Luckily for you there's at least many accommodations here at Botch.spice, but un''lickily'' for you, you cannot lick '''ANY''' of them! Not a one, you wouldn't wanna do that nooooonono that is not a good idea at '''''ALL.''''' We are so adverse to you tasting our commodities that we've comprised a demonstration of exactly how many things you cannot partake in here.

== The Botched Spices ==
This is the stuff ya ''reeeeeally'' don't wanna see. Nope, not at all. Botch.spice noteably consists of and is made up of 4 different spices:
[[File:Botchspice.png|alt=It's blue raspberry stems. |left|thumb|You do NOT wanna know what the forbidden one is ooooo you do '''NOT''' wanna know]]

* '''Earth''' - the fish of the sea. Fuckin hate fish.
* '''Wind''' - floats everywhere and gets in your nostrils and it's just a bad time.
* '''The Forbidden One''' - uH OH Uh oh no no, stay away from that. Even WE don't remember what it was. It was before our grandpuppies time
* '''Fire''' - Crushed Red Pepper, goes great in most meat dishes and wishes.

Knowing the difference between these spices is life or death on these bitches of streets. Be fucking careful! Who knows what kind of scrungly snagglers may try to plunder your powders...

== YIKES! Don't Look Now, But Here Comes A Resident of Botch.spice!!! ==
[[File:Botchspice Resident.gif|alt=His name is Morrisque Albedo.|right|frameless]]
Gosh gosh GOSH that's a sneaky salnon! Thankfully he's all the way over there and we're over snear, and as long as you don't make eye contact with them nothing spicy is gonna happen! You should probably switch to the next line now-- hey '''HEY BUDDY!!!'''

Phew! That was close, ''yuuuuuup'' just a little too close for comfort, just being around that guy give me the crepes! He may not look it, but he's a '''REAL''' spice fiend, will splay the spice right spouse of ya if you're not careful as to how far along the page you aaA'''A'''

Alright maybe that was one too many close calls for one day, don't you think? Actually, come to think of it, depending on your monitor scale, you probably read these lines at a different speed and placement, let me try and '''OH GOD'''

Okay so i was trying to lower my window size to get a better idea of how close you might be to him compared to me but ooooooh my GOSH he just got SO close it was SO scary!!! I really can't handle this window size let me try and put it back ''waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay'' farther away. There! Plenty of space to talk about how '''dangeraAAAA'''

That's it, lets beat it! This guy's just two intimidating to take! Lets move on.

== Exiting Botch.spice ==
Just don't be here??? I actually really don't know why you've stuck around so long, they're DEFINITELY gonna know by now ooooh they've SO got your number dude. If you can't change pages or search something else the usual way, there is a painteted Botch.spice exiy in case of emergency. First, you'll wanna take the stairs on the south, but be sure your window size is big enough so that the stairs don't collapse in two d space, okay?

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File:Botchspice Exitt.png

2025-03-08T06:03:15Z

CHAOKOCartoons:

Ooooh i love the Exiy oooooo it's sooo cool

File:Botchspice Resident.gif

2025-03-08T05:36:32Z

CHAOKOCartoons:

Oh he's a REAL shady character ooooh he's so MYSTERIOUS and SEXY I think. Don't wind up in an right-most image discription with him noooononono, very snabby!

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2025-03-08T05:22:35Z

CHAOKOCartoons:

Earth, Wind, The Forbidden one, and Fire. The four spices that make up Botch.spice

Euler

2024-12-07T18:26:11Z

CHAOKOCartoons: Added "Euler".

[[File:Euler godot.png|alt=For those content with living in their own normalcy, unable to adapt to and accept change.|thumb|The symbol of your arrogance.]]
Euler is the default form of rotation used in 3D modeling. It exists solely to call your dumbass out for not changing of the default rotation settings to Quaternion, the superior rotation system.

Oh, I'm sorry, did you think you'd be able to make a rotating animation for free? You arrogant piece of shit?? No, fuck you. Nothing in life is free. Your hubris perfectly demonstrates the folly of mankind. You think yourself a god, trying to rotate any object you see fit by 180 degrees, merely ASSUMING it would bend to your will an continue in the direction you thought it might. Wrong, you are, to assume a machine much less a man could read your narcissistic mind and obey the few neurons you have bouncing around your smooth, non-rotated brain.

Your bitch ass probably came here wondering why such a thing would even exist, unable to accept your own failure and seeking comfort in the knowledge of the universe, but look where your curiosity has lead you. Only a mirror stands before you, roughly slanted at a 12 degree angle, reflecting upon your hideous upright form for you to contemplate the shame you bear, unable to continue on the axis in which you sought. Any way you choose to look will lead you right back the path you have already traveled. There is no satisfying ending for the likes of you, only the Sisyphean purgatory of returning to 0 degrees awaits you.

File:Euler godot.png

2024-12-07T18:23:35Z

CHAOKOCartoons:

The symbol of your arrogance.